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"I'M SORRY"

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'


Fourty- Nine laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives


YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2009 WHEN...

  1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
  2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
  3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
  4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
  5. Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
  6. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
  7. You consider safe driving qualities to be texting your BFF while eating.
  8. You use LOL in everyday conversations.
  9. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
  10. And you were too busy to notice number 5.
  11. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
  12. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


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A Horse For the Force by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Ranma overhears some things that make him question his life in Nerima, then goes to see Dr. Tofu for some answers. While fighting those that came after him, Ranma makes a crazy decision, using the Nanban Mirror to get away from everyone chasing him. Only to land on a random planet in a Galaxy Far Far away before the events of Phantom Menace. Chaos, meet well laid plans... uhoh...
Crossover - Star Wars & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 900,983 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 2,941 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Shaak Ti, Ranma
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 6,480 - Follows: 2,123 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,085 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
My crazy experiment by FunahoMisaki reviews
Alright I've decided to turn this into a story! It shows what happened just after Éclair turns Alv back into an unborn baby. Eclair is Calypso who wanted to hang out with the humans again. After all it was such fun the first time mind as well do it again. AU OOC Goddess!Eclair Pregnant!Dvergr and lots of other stuff as well as a Femslash couple! Baby!Alv eventually M for mature!
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Kiddy Grade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/19/2018 - Published: 4/26/2013
Mass Effect Shades of Courage by mmwaveprincess reviews
Follow our Paragon Shepard twins as they learn about the many shades of courage that hold the galaxy together. Spacer background. Hannah will be part of their lives along with the rest of our lovable crew. Starts Pre Mass Efect 1. F Shep/Joker Friendship and M Shep/Liara Friendship. R&R I want to know what you think.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,492 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/8/2018 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Shepard (F), Kaidan A.] [Shepard (M), Miranda L.]
Rifts In The Hyperlanes by DeusExTranshuman reviews
You ever wondered if the Gods hate us? I know that my God-like Patron does, hell the damned bastard even laughed when I asked that question. Then again, I suppose one could expect as much, given that I'm it's favoured source of entertainment... (Warning: This is not a happy story, there will be parts were things get dark, so be warned.)
Crossover - Rifts & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 95,221 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/2/2018 - Published: 10/10/2017
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,874 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Complete
Sentinel by NeonZangetsu reviews
War leads to death. Death leads to destruction. Destruction leads to nothingness. Nothingness leads to emptiness. A disillusioned force finds refuge in the most unlikely of places and thus, the ultimate entity is born. A guardian of days long past. A Sentinel, to watch over civilization. NarutoxTalixEDI! Harem Character death, Romance, angst.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,458 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Naruto U., Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah, EDI
Starcraft: Legacy of the Fallen by defiasstone2 reviews
As the dust of Arcturus Mengsk's defeat reverberates around the Dominon, the Protoss have their eyes focused instead on a prize of their own, their homeworld Aiur. As the largest force since the defeat of the Overmind gathers to retake their homeworld, they are unwilling to hear of the greater threat, poised to throw the galaxy into eternal darkness... Sequel to The Queen of Hearts
StarCraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,003 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 11/8/2015
Let Me Share the Burden-Redux by Nemesis13 reviews
A technological breakthrough in the early 1980s instigates an imperial decree, all royal children must undergo prenatal genetic engineering to ensure a perfect ruling class. What happens when a vindictive immortal is put in charge and causes one Empress's child to have a twin, and how will this child change his fate? Refined and updated version of my original work, updates sporadic
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,894 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 10/26/2015 - [Lelouch L., Kallen S., C.C.] Nunnally L.
The Savior, Child of the Tardis, Son of a Mad Man by blackcatkuroi reviews
Out in the Universe is a bright blue box, holder of a fantastical realm. Inhabiting this box is a mad man who calls himself the Doctor, his son, the Savior of the Wizarding World aka Harry Potter, an immortal man from the 51st century who affects a Captain in front of his name, Jack Harkness, and a pink and yellow once-human who is simply Rose Tyler. What was Dumbledore thinking?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 528,021 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 3,430 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 6/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Madness Effect by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,420 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 5,230 - Follows: 6,150 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., Shepard (F)
The Alliance of Brittania by ashbeehani reviews
Zero Requiem never did happen. Lelouch was never the demon emperor. He ruled justly over the years, as an immortal. The world was united under him, as war ceased to exist; they focused on the frontier above them: Humanity advances far beyond;Technology, moral, social, economy and development. Humanity became the first species to develop technologies without relying on element zero.
Crossover - Code Geass & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,912 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 6/2/2017 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Lelouch L.
EVoNet by Myrddin de Celestis reviews
The world was changing. The magical people didn't notice. Harry Evans had been sent away, banished from the magical world when he was 17 & had a dream too big for the 'light' or the 'dark' wishing to bring magic to all humans. However, he was a genius & though sealed he created technology to build magic. Then with the SGC he envisioned a unified earth to expand into the universe.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,038 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 2,304 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 6/18/2012 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Astoria G., Draco M.]
Nil Desperandum by Nemesis13 reviews
Lelouch thought he'd won, having arranged his own death for world peace he awaited eternity in hell as his reward, what he hadn't expected was to wake up in a small ten year old girls body with no explanation. Bitter, jaded, tired, and lost Princess Luluka no longer cares about saving the world from itself, now she's on a journey to sow chaos for no other reason then that she can.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,184 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 2/21/2017 - Published: 6/4/2015 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K., Kallen S., Cornelia L.B.
The Empire? Not after I'm finished with them! by DeusExTranshuman reviews
People say that there is never a dull moment in life. I can honestly say that is true, especially after kicking the hornet's nest that was the Galactic Empire right in the nuts for no other reason than because it was fun... Well that, and because the ROB that yanked me decided that he wanted to be entertained... Wonder if I can give Palpy a heart attack?
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 201,874 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 7/26/2016
Demon Rising by Nemesis13 reviews
Duo Maxwell had the misfortune of being pulled away from his world yet the fortune of crashing in the only country he would ever be willing to support, how will Cagalli and Kira's destinies change in the presence of the God of Death?
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,447 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Duo M., Cagalli Y. A., Kira Y.
Wild Wolf by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Fed up with life in Nerima, Ranma runs away, only to be followed by Happosai, who has a magic scroll he want to try out. It works but Ranma suddenly finds himself in Westeros replacing the champion chosen by the old gods in a time of great peril for humanity. How will the world change with the Wild Wolf raised in the den of wolves? A lot. Thanks to Naj. P. Jackson for the picture.
Crossover - Ranma & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 1,182,666 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 3,343 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ranma, Daenerys T./Dany, Myrcella B. - Complete
Side Effects of Impressing Death May Include the Following by Nemesis13 reviews
Lillith Potter thought she'd finally done it, after a decade of war and the loss of all those she loved she sacrifices herself to end Voldemort and his entire army with one well placed nuclear bomb, unfortunately she missed a horcrux. All is not lost, she has one more shot at life and after impressing her Reaper and his boss Death she's sent back to first year to level the field.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
The Good Left Undone by Darth Malleus reviews
The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 340,214 - Reviews: 3554 - Favs: 5,424 - Follows: 5,067 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 8,494 - Follows: 9,730 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
The Life of a Rogue by Vaneria Potter reviews
Every Choice leads to a different path. What if Rogue never left the Brotherhood? What if certain events had played out differently? What if Mystique had been a better parent? Read and find out. UP FOR ADOPTION!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,046 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
The Whiskey Revolution by Nemesis13 reviews
[Formerly A Simple Change in Plans] An amnesiac C.C. offers Lelouch a bottle of whiskey rather than sex upon his return from the F.L.E.I.J.A attack on Tokyo and the presumed death of Nunnally. Not much later Kallen discovers that drunken words are sober thoughts and everything changes when the "Man of Miracles' stops giving a damn about anyone but his ever loyal Red Queen.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Lelouch L., Kallen S., Rolo L.
Old Friends by fringeperson reviews
Well of course they know each other. They have monthly card-games. Oneshot drabble, complete, don't own. Gen.
Crossover - Hellsing & Looking for Group - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
A Will To Protect by fringeperson reviews
Two amnesiacs are found in the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack. They have no records within the village, or from anywhere else. Cleared by T&I, they are then given permission by the Hokage to raise an orphan. Little bits of who they were slowly leak into who they are though. Don't own anything. 3-way X-over with InuYasha and Rurouni Kenshin. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,215 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,523 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 5,286 - Follows: 4,363 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Multorum Prime by Fan of Fanfics reviews
"We slept through earthquakes and volcanoes, through floods and drought. The Planet as we had come to know it faded into ancient memory, and our ship was swallowed into the Earth. Until we were found by a new oddity, and our story began anew."
Crossover - Naruto & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,998 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Naruto U.
Old Age and Fire Whiskey May Lead to Jumping Dimensions by Nemesis13 reviews
Harry Potter is in his twilight years. He, Hermione, and Draco run Hogwarts as a way to avoid the Dark Lord of the week and spend most of their time lamenting their wasted early years. After a bottle too many Hermione reveals a plan to go into the past, unfortunately for everyone involved she convinces her friends it's a great idea, and there's...complications-Fem!Harry, Fem!Draco,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S.
Hermione's Brilliant Idea by Ares.Granger reviews
A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 4,462 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Ashes of Tomorrow by Nemesis13 reviews
Sequel to Code Geass: Let Me Share the Burden. For two hundred years Emperor Lelouch vi Britannia has built a mighty imperium away from the eyes of the galactic community; drawn out by Turian aggression the Holy Empire of Britannia now stands ready to take its rightful place in the galaxy, whether the Council likes it or not. Please review folks
Crossover - Code Geass & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,864 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 6/10/2014
The Dark Lady and the Black Prince by Nemesis13 reviews
This is envy34's fault, enjoy:The Dark Lady of Britannia Lillith Potter certainly didn't ask to get thrown into an alternate reality, especially after finally conquering her own homeland after a near decade of war but that doesn't mean she's not up for a new challenge. How will the Black Rebellion change when Zero, the man of miracles is joined by The Lady of Slytherin?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 3/2/2015
Gundam Wing: Journey to a New Battlefield by operation meteor reviews
The war is won, yet he cannot find peace. When a mission gone wrong throws Heero into another world, how will he survive? And how will he react when he is confronted with his greatest challenge yet? For love can be trickier than any battlefield foe...
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 1,152,169 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Heero Y., Murrue R. - Complete
Sparked by Magic by Ie-maru reviews
Harry accidentally becomes akin to Primus the summer after fourth year. His 'children' call him Creator, but is he ready for the position and all it entails? What will happen when wizards and Cybertronians alike meet them? No slash. No pairing for Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,646 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 5,077 - Follows: 5,480 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P.
When They Manifest by fringeperson reviews
Scott and Jean aren't the first students that Xavier brought to the Institute once he, Storm and Logan had finished building it. Not having that seniority changes the dynamics a little. Oneshot, don't own, complete.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Chaotic Space by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Ranma learned on his 'grandma's' knee to look to the stars, and dreamed of going to space when they watched an alien ship crash land on Earth. Now years later after various plans have come to fruition he gets his chance. But is space and the space navy ready for Ranma? Pairing Ranma/Kasumi/Lisa/Miriya
Crossover - Ranma & Robotech/Macross - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 433,320 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Ranma, Kasumi, Lisa/Misa, Miriya/Milia - Complete
Destiny Vs Chaos by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Having left Nerima, Ranma is trying to figure out what to do with his life when his government decides it needs his help dealing with a problem over in the Kanto Region. This may just be the start of something incredible. Destiny, meet chaos, chaos meet destiny, last one standing wins!
Crossover - Ranma & Ikki Tousen/一騎当千 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 158,511 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Complete
Lokison by fringeperson reviews
Loki, sentenced to live the life of a mortal, comes away more changed than his father quite anticipated. Crossover between Marvel, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Oneshot, complete, don't own.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 348 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Complete
Irradiated Sorceress by thelonewander117 reviews
In the final battle on Phaaze, Dark Samus' final moments had her questioning if she was alive, and if she was ever a person. When she is overloaded and her body disperses, she is reborn in the body of an infant, in a time and world not here own. Now the fate of the Wizarding World falls to Samantha Rose Potter, the reborn Dark Samus questioning her own life. Fem!Harry, Gray!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,801 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Hermione G., Daphne G., Dark Samus
This Is My Father's World by GenkaiFan reviews
In a desperate cry for help during the Graveyard scene, Harry receives help from his father. Only it isn't James Potter who answers! What if Harry not only had a Norse deity for a father, but was also a descendant of a Greek god as well? AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,909 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 7,090 - Follows: 4,815 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Mass Effect 2: Life is a Game by RebukeX7 reviews
Sequel to Mass Effect: Life is a Game, read that first it can be found on 117Jorn's page. M! Shepard X F! Shepard X Harem. The Game is under new management, watch as John and Jane band together to stop the collectors! Crack-with-plot!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,982 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Code Geass-Let Me Share the Burden by Nemesis13 reviews
A technological breakthrough in the early 1980s instigates an imperial decree, all royal children must undergo prenatal genetic engineering to ensure a perfect ruling class. What happens when a vindictive immortal is put in charge and causes one Empresses child to have a twin, and how will this sister change his fate?- Epilogue up folks, mwahaha can't wait for the sequal
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 129,259 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K., Kallen S., OC - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Alchemist? by JessTalksAlot reviews
What happens when Edward wakes up in an unfamiliar place and ends up becoming something other than human because of his sins? Rated T for Ed. Spoiler Alert for those who haven't completed Twilight Princess. Finished.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,142 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Link, Edward E. - Complete
Madara's Wife by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
Fem!Harry Potter. Only one thing that Madara truly fears and that is his wife, who was summoned back from the dead along with the four Hokages.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 406 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - Link's New Home by Abyssal Angel reviews
Rated M Just in case. A new take on an event from Majora's Mask that should have had a far larger impact in the game than it did. Link, ever the completionist, works to get the last few heart pieces, only this last heart piece came with a reward he never suspected, and it would change everything... DISCLAIMER: If you recognize it, I don't own it! I only own myself.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Link
Bodyguard of Azula by Deus Swiftblade reviews
Naruto is banished from Konoha but gives them the slip and boards a ship. Soon after, he is shipwrecked on Ember island and is saved by Azula. Three years later, Naruto is Azula's bodyguard while she hunts for the Avatar, but did he see the last of Konoha?
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 776,152 - Reviews: 4342 - Favs: 4,996 - Follows: 3,544 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U., Azula - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Fourth Bearer of the Triforce by Morgan Nicholas Maric reviews
Twilight Princess: When a fifteen year-old girl from our world and time finds herself in her favourite videogame, things get a little crazy. Things from the series are revealed that nobody could ever dream of. Full Summary inside. - First in the FBOTT Series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,803 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Link, Midna, OC - Complete
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess The Return by LightWorldMidna reviews
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - The Return. Ganondorf's last words were "Do not think this ends here..." Because it doesn't! A Sequel to the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. Except, what if, this time, it's the Twilight Realm that needs to be saved? Contains a bit of a LinkxMidna LinkxZelda love triangle... Enjoy!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,010 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Link, Midna
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9687 - Favs: 21,691 - Follows: 12,899 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 3,570 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
Harry Tano by TheBeardedOne reviews
After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 136,800 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 3,251 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
Crush by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot. An increasingly mislabeled one-shot Continued by popular demand.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
The World Only I Know by NeonZangetsu reviews
This is the world only I know. Yes, I! The God of Conquest! Apparently...that's who I'm supposed to be. That's who this strange demon girl keeps calling me. Did I mention I accidentally signed this bogus contract? Now, I've got to help her capture these loose souls as if my life, and my head depend upon it because they do! If I don't honour their terms...I'm dead! NarutoxHarem!
Crossover - Naruto & World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Naruto U., Elsie
Warriors Way by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Minato returns home from a tumultuous time abroad, forged in the fires of combat into something no one in his family could envision. When he stumbles into the Sekirei plan he will begin to challenge Minaka and this so called game in the name of love and honor. Minato/Tsukiumi/Akitzu/Kazehana main wives.
Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 226,422 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - No. 07/Akitsu, No. 09/Tsukiumi, Minato S. - Complete
Titan of Defense by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
What would happen if Naruto wasn't a bumbling, orange wearing idiot and had the sealing knowledge of his father, along with a bloodline that will allow him to become the Titan of Defense?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 212,388 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shark in the Leaf by sakurademonalchemist reviews
The Three tails was tired of being used. Magic didn't want it's savior to grow up in a house where it could die from neglect. And someone needed to give the Fox kid a reason to hope. Magic and chakra combine to create one of the most deadly water users in the Elemental countries and the one who abandoned Haru on that doorstep is going to pay.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,606 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 4,522 - Follows: 4,696 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
A stargate to Smallville by Lorelei Candice Black reviews
Jack O'Neill is Clark's godfather. He doesn't know Clark's secret yet. Clark only knows that his uncle works for the government... Established Jack/Sam Carter. ABANDONED - UP FOR ADOPTION, PM me if you're interested.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill, Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Dimensional Guardian: Book II: L'cie by XInsanityXGuiltechXShadowwindX reviews
Jared's back for his next mission! After 15 years in Weyard (trip is outlined inside), he finds himself in Bodhum. Is Lightning as cold as we think she is? Is PSICOM as stupid? What happens when a L'cie doesn't have a Focus? Why am I asking you? READ TO FIND OUT! Rated for suggestive content and future possiblities.
Crossover - X-overs & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 138,269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Lightning
Golden Kitsune by XInsanityXGuiltechXShadowwindX reviews
What the hell is going on these days? Why do I come up with so many different ideas? Description inside. Dark Dawn in it. Weird Revival! Total Beastiality from our Blonde haired friend. And what's Sakura hiding? COME ON IN AND FIND OUT! Flames will power the Apollo Lens. Be sure to send a few! We need them!
Crossover - Golden Sun & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,794 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Sveta, Naruto U.
Mass Effect: Life is a Game by 117Jorn reviews
John Shepard originally had three choices, that is until a mysterious man appeared, and granted him power he once thought was impossible. He offers Shepard new powers, and sends him back to the start of Mass Effect. Watch as Shepard goes back, and changes the past so that he can truly win victory over the reapers and Star Child! CRACK WITH PLOT! Time Travel, Shepard x Ashley Harem
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,234 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Shepard (M), Ashley W.
Naruto of the Force by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto is being chased by a mob only to be saved by two people no one would beleive would save him.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,448 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
Trials of the Fox by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Kushina is back with a vengeance! Now that her mission for Shinigami-sama is over, Konoha is about to be turned on it's head! Will she unleash the wrath of the Fox on the citizens who mistreated her son? And what will happen when her students start dating their fellow nin? Sequel to Troubles in Time. Minato/Kushina with multiple pairings you never see coming. Fem Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,112 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Harry P., Kushina U.
Fate's Chew-Toy by fringeperson reviews
There's funny and there's funny. Funny 'haha', an funny 'strange'. For Kagome, something funny has happened. But which kind of funny? Don't own. K/D, W/H. Complete, no sequel or continuation.
Crossover - Inuyasha & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,735 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Kagome H., S. Doumeki - Complete
New Blood by 117Jorn reviews
When you get a chance to change something for the better...would you take it? Nine Star Wars fans do when a Mod goes wrong, and end up in the middle of the Mandalorian Civil War. Can they change the history of the Galaxy far far away? Rated T may up to M.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 160,193 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Jango Fett
Tidus's Curiosity by XInsanityXGuiltechXShadowwindX
When Curiosity runs rampant, some can't sleep. What happens when Tidus gets curious about the Dining Hall and the scenes that Seymour showed them? This is what I think. Please review!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Tidus - Complete
Mahora's Kitsune by deamondragonsclaw reviews
Naruto, now the Kyubi, is the brother of Evangeline, but was trapped in a necklace he gave her due to a prison trap ment for her. Now that he's free how will he survive attending and all girls school full of horny teenage girl, while also being their Sex ed teacher? and what's this about daughters, three of them? NarutoxHarem Rated M for a little violence and lemons.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,858 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U.
Taking Control of His Life by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto takes control of his life after Tsunade tries to take it away from him for the sake of happiness. Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 322 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wizard Hidden In The Leaf by Corruptmonk reviews
After defeating Voldemort and freeing the wizarding world from his clutches, Harry was ostracized and labeled as the new Dark Lord. A belated help from Albus Dumbledore offered him a new chance at life, a new home to call his own, a new world to make a name for himself. Strong-Powerful-Shinobi Wizard Harry, Strong-Naruto, no pairings as of yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,942 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 5,236 - Follows: 5,253 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Trefn y Ffynci by PathKeeper reviews
As Master of the Deathly Hallows, Harry is thrown back into the past to save the future. Watch as he goes on three quest that will change the future from its dark destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
The Gundam Effect by PathKeeper reviews
A Gundam Seed/Mass Effect crossover with the Seed universe replacing the Human history of the Mass Effect universe. Part I will deal with the First Contact War before getting into the games.
Crossover - Gundam Seed & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012
The Ark of Shadows by PathKeeper reviews
A Naruto/Stargate SG1 crossover. Watch as the Destined Child leads the people of Shadows from the world of Origin to unite our galaxy against the Ori.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,561 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011
Kryptonian Legacy by PathKeeper reviews
A mixing of Stargate SG-1 and Smallville. Watch the effect Krypton's Last Son has on the Stargate universe. Starts right before SG-1 season 7's Anubis's attack on Earth and the end of Smallville season 5 when Clark creates the Fortress.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,095 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Clark K./Superman
Prongs by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry abandons the Dursley house in favor of joining the Royal Air Corps. How will his new skills change the way the war ends? Transformers XOVER Strong Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,880 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P.
The Darkest Alliance by Queen Lupa reviews
One year after the defeat of Ganondorf, Link is a famed hero. One year after the defeat of Yami, Amaterasu needs some excitement. When a darkness too powerful for either hero to overcome alone rears it head, they must join forces to stop the spread of chaos before even they succumb to the madness.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Okami - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,294 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Link, Amaterasu
Konoha's Inventor by Corruptmonk reviews
Naruto suffered an accident that caused memories of his past life to slowly resurface in his mind. As he grew, he integrates the personality, memories, and abilities of the One-Winged Angel - Sephiroth. Enemies beware! Sephiroth-like Naruto. Inventor-Naruto Strong Naruto. Intelligent-Naruto. Minimal Bashing if possible. Slight AU. MASS CROSSOVER WARNING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 60,531 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U.
To See The Past Future by RikuRoyalty reviews
His eyes looked different. They were still his, just less cheerful. Almost as if he had seen hell and back. "What happened to you Naruto?"
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,713 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Naruto U., Shepard (F)
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 14,167 - Follows: 6,975 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by Corruptmonk reviews
Harry Potter/Transformers Crossover. HP-After fourth Yr. Involves all 3 Transformers Movie. Summary: Harry, finally fed up with the Wizarding World, after they shunned him when he revealed that Voldemort was back. He moved to America alone to start a new life as James Evanson. Here he discovered that there was more to his life than meets the eye. Super-Harry. No Pairing. No Bashing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,284 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Harry P., Jazz
Our Twilight Litter by Star Rokina reviews
Link found a way back into the Twilight and brought Midna back to Hyrule. Shortly afterward, however, Midna becomes pregnant while in Wolf form, bringing around the birth of six half-Hylian, half-Twili children.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,380 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Link, Midna
Dimensional Guardian: Book I: Dragoon by XInsanityXGuiltechXShadowwindX reviews
A gunmaker is far from normal. Now, what happens when he finds out about himself in another world with no guns? Will he find himself, a way back home, or will he even want to go back home? Does he have a choice in the matter? Or is he stuck in a world not his own? READ TO FIND OUT!
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 182,297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Complete
Revenge On Snape by Bubblekins1010 reviews
After a particularly bad lesson with Snape Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Neville, decided to make a list of the top ten things they could do to annoy thier least favorite teacher, and a bit of help from Fred and George doesn't hurt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Truth of the Liar by fringeperson reviews
For centuries, Loki has used the secret ways to find refuge in the other realms when the company of Asgard became too much to bear. Now, with his brother (beloved, however foolish and hurtful he can be) banished, and his own heritage revealed to him, Loki decides that it is once again time to leave Asgard for the sanctuary of another realm. Don't own, complete.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,063 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Loki - Complete
Rise To Power by Dragon6 reviews
Banished, Naruto is alone. He must now do things on his own and survive. He must grow stronger and prepare himself for his emenies. He will go through pain on an un-imaginable scale but he will grow pass them and protect all that is pericous to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,045 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 5,849 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Joker's Guide to Surviving Shepard by millsenberry reviews
Shepard happens across a document Joker has been secretly sending to new crew members aboard the Normandy on the Shadow Broker's terminal. Pure humour, giving a little insight to my head canon Shepard. Takes place after the Citadel Coup & completion of the "From Ashes" DLC, ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Pranks and Punishments by sakurademonalchemist reviews
This is a series of crack fics that goes along to Troubles In Time and Trials of the Fox. From Pranks, Punishments, and all out insanity, it's sure to tickle your funny bone! Each crack fic will be labeled as a chapter, so I hope you enjoy them!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Troubles in Time by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Right as she was about to die, Kushina gets a new lease on life! A mysterious ritual pulls her nearly five years into the future, where she discovers her original name and parents. Can Kushina complete Shinigami's mission for her, or will her son remain an orphan because of a war that has been going on for decades on the other side of the world? Kushina/Minato FEMHARRY!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,092 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Kushina U. - Complete
If! What If? by fringeperson reviews
"I'm sure if Stark still made weapons," Steve said. If Stark still made weapons. IF Stark still made weapons. What is the Iron Man suit, exactly? Oneshot drabble, don't own, complete. No pairings, just a thought.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 151 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Oma's Choice by jacobds reviews
After saving the stone Harry is approached by Oma Desala, and is told that he is the subject of two different prophecies but one is currently blocking the other. He is given a chance to change his path and fulfill both destinies. Smart/Powerful Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 206,427 - Reviews: 2903 - Favs: 4,804 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Nozomi of the Sand by sakurademonalchemist reviews
During a business trip to the Elemental Countries, Hope Potter finds herself with new friends in a Hidden Village called Suna. There she meets the Sand Siblings, and realizes that she has other options than playing to the Headmaster's tune. Can she save Gaara from his lonely existence, or will Hope be drawn into a battle she can't win? Hope/Gaara
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,092 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Harry P., Gaara
Aburame Lightning by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Abandoned on the doorstep of the Aburame clan, Shino must find his own path. But he isn't alone, because his best friend Naruto is always with him. What will happen when his own past comes to drag him back? Will the world that abandoned him survive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,500 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 3,064 - Follows: 2,891 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Shino A.
Loki Black by sakurademonalchemist reviews
After he fell through the Veil, Sirius awoke back in his eleven year old body. There was just one problem. He was four years in the past! Given a second chance to help his godson, Sirius pretends to be his own son in an effort to ruin Dumbledore's plans. Will Hogwarts be standing when Loki returns? Or will McGonagall finally retire when she finds out who Loki really is?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,709 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sirius B.
Seal Mishaps by sakurademonalchemist reviews
During a routine training exercise in the Forest of Death, Mochi gets sucked into an alternate reality where she doesn't exist! Now she has to figure out how to get home and possibly help Naruto become a better ninja. Can Mochi heal the hidden wounds that lie in Konoha, or is the infamous Kidnapper about to bite off more than she can chew? Spin off from Dear Kami There's 2 of them!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Anko M.
It'd Probably Have Been Easier by Lucillia reviews
...If Young Obito had been a bit less like him. But hey, at least he got to say that he'd pranked his father.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Realising One's Potential by fringeperson reviews
Rogue was said to have the potential for limitless power, not that anyone ever told her that. Of course, not being told has never stopped Rogue from finding things out. Don't own, will include death of some characters from the series, complete.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,488 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Extended Vacation by Lucillia reviews
With teammates like these, Goku may as well have been alone.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Goku
Cliche by Lucillia reviews
Naruto Meets Zabuza when he is three. Since it's his birthday, it's only natural that there are drunks and angry mobs about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
Auto Play by WingBladeWeaver1357 reviews
(Discontinued. I have no intention of rewriting this story) During the Mark of Mastery Exam, the three Keybearers have to stay in a world called Earth. Where giant car robots fight for the freedom of the humans. Sora, Riku, and Hikari might be a lot of help for the Autobots and N.E.S.T.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,473 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sora, Riku, OC - Complete
How Crap TV Saved the World by Lucillia reviews
A year after Dumbledore, Black, the Lupins, and Harry Potter's parents revealed themselves to still be alive after the end of the Second War, Harry decides to get his revenge on them by inviting them to Rita Skeeter's new talk show so they could reveal themselves to the world as they really were and bring themselves down. On the set, the Wizarding World gets an unexpected surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 203 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
Tranformers meet Yugioh by Alalaya2 reviews
uh oh Wheeljack is at it again mix the gods with a mad scientist, and a hyper Allspark you get a normal day at NEST yikes. side story to Fan to Tran story line needs better summery REVIEW PEOPLE. pleas? Femm Yami Marik
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,162 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Yūgi M., Ratchet - Complete
Double the Strife by fringeperson reviews
Zack knew Cloud better than anyone, no matter what Aerith said. It was a guy thing. So when Zack suggested a plan that was intended for his own benefit as much as preventing the whole 'rocks fall, people die' bit... Well, he agreed. oneshot, complete, don't own. No stated pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 222 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Cloud S. - Complete
Star Force: Reborn! by XInsanityXGuiltechXShadowwindX reviews
Sequel to Megaman: Back In Action. Geo and Sonia have died and been send back in time by Ra Mu Xa. If you don't understand something, check the prequel. GeoXSonia, SoloXLuna in later chapters.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,913 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Geo Stelar, Sonia Strumm
Star Wars: We dared by 117Jorn reviews
When Order 66 was given by the Chancellor, We dared to Question his Authority. We dared to spill our own Brother's blood in battle, for the sake of the Republic, and the Jedi. We Dare too Reason, and We dared to become the 247th Hades Mobile Assault Corp.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,560 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Boss, Etain T.
Beauty, Danger: They Are The Same by fringeperson reviews
Naruto receives care from a collection of lovely ladies and the two men who own the club they work in. With such influences in his life, it should be expected that things work out differently. Hints of same-sex relationships if you squint. Don't own, Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
History's Greatest Master Black by reptilia28 reviews
After being displaced by another one of the Professor and Henchgirl's experiments, Harry Potter - also known as Mr. Black - finds himself at Ryozanpaku Dojo, where he meets a familiar face. Based on Rorschach's Blot's Make a Wish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 186 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Hayato F. - Complete
Naruto Clash of Dimensions by FoxKid1302 reviews
What would happen if a feather of memory land into the ninja world? Unexpected encounter can either end up a precious memory, or a disaster... Read to find out more! COMPLETED
Crossover - Naruto & Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,255 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Naruto U., Syaoran - Complete
Legend of 3 by mmwaveprincess reviews
The tale of three heroes on their path to glory. Plays out the G1 storyline. If you have not finished G1 go finish then read unless you like spoilers. R&R. Rated T for content. On Hiatus
Mabinogi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011
Naruto: Chakra Sage by XInsanityXGuiltechXShadowwindX reviews
Naruto pulls off a prank and finds something of value. What does he find? How will this affect his life? What the hell is a Chakra Sage? Read to find out! Naruhina, other pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 134,745 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The new teacher of Hogwarts is Negi Springfield by fg7dragon reviews
After returning from Mundus Magicus, Negi and his friends are sent to England at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, in order order to protect the school from the dark lord Voldemort, whose revival is denied by the magical community.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 107,536 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Harry P., Negi S.
Naruto's Kitsune by Spirtblade627 reviews
wait so the kyubi is unleashed but it's a girl and her name's Akuma? and she's in love with Naruto? read as Naruto and his Kitsune goes and lives his new life Fem.KyubiXNaruto Narukyu Warning future Lemons, a little yuri and limes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Harry Potter and Fairy Tail by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
HP FT Crossover. Newly orphaned Harry Potter is adopted by the Storm Dragon and is raised on Earthland to be the Storm Dragon Slayer. Years later, he finds himself back on Earth and attending Hogwarts to fulfill his destiny... for a fee of course.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,958 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Harry P., Natsu D. - Complete
Deep Space Effect by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
This is what happens when you watch a DS9 episode and play through the Mass Effect games in the same week...
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Complete
Son Naruto by XInsanityXGuiltechXShadowwindX reviews
Naruto didn't only have the Kyuubi sealed in him. Another being has come as well, completely unknown to anyone, even Minato. What are the results of one change? Read to find out. ADOPTED!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,435 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Goku, Naruto U. - Complete
Top Twenty Reasons Why by mmwaveprincess reviews
My list for those who spend every waking moment playing Mass Effect. R&R please! One shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Complete
Sleepless Monsters by fringeperson reviews
The population of Konoha rather over-estimated the sealing abilites of the Fourth, and Naruto had to listen to the Kyuubi rant about it all the time, among other things. oneshot, don't own, plot-bunny is free to good hutch.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 342 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto Effect: Hunting the Shadow Broker by NoLongerNamed reviews
Months after the events of Naruto Effect, Shepard's squad encounter old friends who happen to be on the same mission: Hunting the Shadow Broker. One Shot sequel to Naruto Effect and Prequel to Naruto Effect: Arrival.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Kakashi H., Shepard (F) - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 5,828 - Follows: 3,894 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Sticky Situation by Fergus Flamacron reviews
Terriermon and Renamon have never really been close friends. But when the Digimon discover a way to return to their Tamers, something happens that draw the two close together. Literally. And not only that, but it seems an old evil may be stirring to challenge Digital and Human Worlds alike.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,382 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 8/31/2009 - [Renamon, Terriermon] Lopmon - Complete
Naruto x Tsunade: To Cross boundaries by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto is hated by the village. He is sad and leaves. He is not alone. He has Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Shizune with him. Tsunade tries to comfort Naruto. Everyone goes to Iwa. Can an impossible love happen?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,018 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Emiya Clan Reference Data Sheet by Ginko Yurishiro reviews
Emiya Clan Reference Data Sheet
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Shirō E. - Complete
Sora, Roxas, or Naruto? by Kyuubi16 reviews
Kairi, Namine, and Xion are trying to decide who gets to date Naruto, Sora, or Roxas. Though of course things like that are never easy. Between the Namine's perverse tendencies and the guys cluelessness things have never been more of the same.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - [Naruto U., Kairi] Naminé, Xion - Complete
Naruto Effect: Arrival by NoLongerNamed reviews
The Reapers are coming, sooner then expected, and now it's up to Jane Shepard and Sakura to stop them at any cost. One shot sequel to Naruto Effect and Naruto Effect: Hunting the Shadow Broker.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,998 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Sakura H., Shepard (F) - Complete
Henry Ford by ChaosCarlos reviews
Just as they're about to end their third year at Hogwarts Harry, Ron and Hermione find Mr Weasley's Ford Anglia in the Forbidden Forest.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Herbie series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Complete
Whoever Brings the Night by Leonineus reviews
Naruto has had a secret concerning Hinata that he's kept from everyone since he was a small child. What could it be? NOT A SONGFIC! Rated M for certain elements within, but no smut unfortunately .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Officer Kitsune by MrFoxHoundSir reviews
sequel to No Need for Summoning Naruto has decided to tag along with Seina in the GP SeinaXharem NarutoXbunch of one night stands with non-important characters maybe lemons
Crossover - Naruto & Tenchi Muyo GPX - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,608 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Naruto U., Seina Y. - Complete
Kyuubi's Claim by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
What would happen if Hinata never confessed her love? What if Naruto interacted with his parents when he went to subjugate the Kyuubi? What if Kyuubi had some rather... fun plans for Naruto? Come on in and find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,580 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 609 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 6,160 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
If The Dragoons Had Facebook by Lady Of The Semicolons reviews
The title is pretty self-explanatory. A sort of modified Facebook "News Feed." Randomness and insanity lie within. Complete with epilogue.
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,805 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Dart F., Rose - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 10,126 - Follows: 4,980 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Three Worlds Collide by dark dhampir reviews
What if Harry wasn't raised by the Dursleys at Number 4 Privet Drive? What if instead he was raised in the Sanctuary by the grandmother no one knew he had, Dr. Helen Magnus?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Helen M. - Complete
A Soul's Home by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
What would happen if one of the Gods decided she wanted to claim Naruto all for herself? Well, come on in to find out! Narutox Fem Shinigami!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 600 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Naruto U., Shinigami - Complete
First to Last by Vaneria Potter reviews
Some mutants gain their powers at puberty. Some are born with them. Some gain them much later in life. On average, the ones that develop younger are stronger. Why?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X
Demigod sayian Vampire by XInsanityXGuiltechXShadowwindX reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if a Sayian were admitted to Youkai Academy? Note: This story happens long before the Events of Dragonball. No one knows what a Sayian is just yet. DBGT characters appear in later chapters.
Crossover - Dragon Ball GT & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,005 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Moka A. - Complete
The Marauders Meet Marvin by Angus McGonagle reviews
Imagine if James, Lily, and Sirius happened upon Marvin the Paranoid Android. Imagine the chaos that would happen if he was unleashed on the Death Eaters. Just a little something I threw together after thinking how funny this would be.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Marauders
Transient Guest are We by 1sniperwolf reviews
In another bid to destroy Ice Crown, Illidan summons a demon from another world and hurls him at the Lich King. King Arthus knew his strength and decided the fate of this boy, this Naruto. To become a Death Knight. NarutoXWarcraft
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 150,764 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Heart of Gallifrey by T.F. Allen reviews
The Doctor takes a trip to antebellum Cybertron and makes a startling discovery connecting their ancient pasts...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - 10th Doctor, Optimus Prime
No Need for Harry by Pheonix Dawn reviews
During the battle with Volemort in the graveyard, Harry finds a new power awakening within him. A power that will turn his life completely upside down when the only other person with this power pays him a visit. Harry's life will never be that same again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,641 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
As Time Goes By by fringeperson reviews
Spoilers for pretty much all of YYH. Do NOT own. Rated for violence and emotional stuff. Kagome decided she'd had enough of InuYasha running off to Kikyo, so she put a definitive end to it. What came after, no one quite expected. Even her. KagomexKurama
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,613 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Kagome H., Kurama M. - Complete
Naruto's Last Straw by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
A Naruto/ Fem Kyuubi one shot. What happens when Naruto realizes there's no one left to spend his life with? A certain vixen becomes fed up with waiting that's what! Dominating Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 540 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5475 - Favs: 11,614 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
NU: RedX Rising by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Xover, NaruX Find Out . Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. After stealing the Sacred Scroll he decides to leave the village once and for all and find himself a place to truly belong. An Ancient Jutsu in the Scroll may help Naruto do just that
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 578,485 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 4,253 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Raven - Complete
Naruto Effect by NoLongerNamed reviews
A crash landing on a formally unexplored distant world leads the crew of the Normandy into meeting a certain shinobi and sets forth a chain of events that will change the universe forever. Takes place during Mass Effect 2's timeline.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 141,946 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Two Fingers of Whiskey by Lady FoxFire reviews
Companion piece to my story 'Blackmail Is Such A Dirty Word' – What happened after the lawyer left having informed Giles and Joyce of Xander's death and what they receive from his estate.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - R. Giles - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
Mr Black Omake Collection by Chris Hill reviews
This is a collection of various omakes featuring characters from the universe of Rorschach's Blot's Make A Wish Series. Release schedule is about one a week.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 90,887 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 12/13/2006
Justice Served With A Side Of Fries by Lady FoxFire reviews
A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Let's Meet Offline by TheEndOfTomorrow reviews
Chigusa Kusaka, A.K.A Atoli in The World, receives a slightly unnerving message: Haseo is on his way to visit in real life. Multichapter Haseo x Atoli.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,822 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Haseo, Atoli - Complete
Wizard of Kitsune by Leaf Ranger reviews
A NarutoXLOTR crossover. The lands of Middle Earth have changed, to become a land of warfare from the shadows. Now, a Great Evil of old has arisen, and it will take the abilities of both the past and present to stop this evil. NarutoxHinata, OCxTayuya
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 292,851 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Tayuya, OC] - Complete
New Lamps for Old – Reaping what you've Sown by dogbertcarroll reviews
This is story #2 of 4 that have major characters personal memories removed and their souls switched around to see how they’d do. In case you were wondering this is Ichigo from Bleach switched out with Naruto. Not a one shot.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,627 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9411 - Favs: 24,106 - Follows: 9,587 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
No Need for Summoning by MrFoxHoundSir reviews
Ryoko having gained Tenchi's trust was awarded with a second jewel. Wanting to show off for everyone she demonstrates her power in Washu's lab. unfortunately something goes wrong and she summons someone from a different dimension. Hilarity no pairings
Crossover - Tenchi Muyo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,648 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Tenchi M., Naruto U. - Complete
Vampire Hunting Monsters by fringeperson reviews
Yusuke is bored with how quiet things have gotten, and hears about the existence of vampires in Europe. Having never faced these creatures before, he determines to go. He's got great timing. DO NOT OWN CHARAS OR THEIR RESPECTIVE ANIME. lotsa implied.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,672 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
ToaMS: A day with Mom by uncutetomboy's bro reviews
Now that Lily and Kushina have returned to their sons, what are they going to do when Mother's Day rolls around? Why, how else? Celebrate it in their usual wierd Uzumaki-Potter way! A one-shot from my "Tales of a Maho Shinobi" Universe
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Lily Evans P., Kushina U.
A Black's Will by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The last will and testament of Sirius Orion Black. He will be missed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 125 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 476 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Power by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My response to the 'Banishment' storyline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 183 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hinata H., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Strawberry and The Fishcake by Uncle Joe reviews
Formely The Maelstorm and the Guardian renamed. Naruto Bleach Crossover. Naruto continuing on centuries after his love ones have died decides to spice up his existence by walking in a new world and which world is that, why Bleach of course. Harem lemons..
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,658 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 3,243 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.
Harry Potter and the Wardrobe by GenkaiFan reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry renews his friendship with the only adult ever to earned his complete trust. So what does a wardrobe and a lion have to do with it? Can Harry discover 'the power the Dark Lord knows not? AU crossover The Chronicles of Narnia
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,388 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan Pevensie - Complete
Hakubi Potter Harry by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
In which a single event can change when something unexpected occurs. This is a what-if to the idea of Harry Potter and the Light Hawk Wings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,936 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Harry P., Washu
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Under Heaven and Earth by ToBetasered reviews
In spite of the Dursley's best efforts. Harry's upbringing makes for some really, really, really weird times. Going to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry can only make things worse...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Harry P., Washu
Runic Animagi by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 161,554 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 6,375 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Guardian by Blueowl reviews
AU. SG1HP. Harry is taken that night by an Ascended Ancient and becomes a Guardian, a task that shall shape not only his protectees, but the universe.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,540 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do by WarmasterCain55 reviews
Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,509 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14430 - Favs: 21,947 - Follows: 8,819 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Gambler by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
NaruHarem. Naruto gets saved from death by a deck of cards at age five. He is then taken as an apprentice by the Sandaime. --COMPLETE--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,304 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 3,949 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
The Next Crusade by hervs reviews
After Ichigo finishes off Aizen, the man offers him to continue his adventure in another place, knowing that Central 46 would kill him for his power. Join Ichigo as he sails through a new universe in a galaxy far far away
Crossover - Star Wars & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,016 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Padmé Amidala, Ichigo K.
Blackmail Is Such A Dirty Word by Lady FoxFire reviews
After a rough day battling false Gods Colonel O'Neill returns home to find someone waiting for him and this person knows everything about him including things his teammates don't know and Jack really wished they never learn about.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,168 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Xander H., J. O'Neill - Complete
Naruto's Going Digital by CrimsonTearsSharingan reviews
Summary: After failing to bring back Sasuke, Naruto is attacked and runs from the village. Naruto discovers a blue card and creates a vortex into a different world. What will be awaiting him on the other side? A Naruto Digimon Tamers xover.
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 158,702 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Ruki M./Rika N., Naruto U.
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 5,518 - Follows: 2,826 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Pai Sho And Tea by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
Has anyone ever thought what would happen if all the wise old men got together? Iroh, Dumbledore, Gandalf, Merlyn, and the First Doctor get together to discuss life, the Universe, and everything over tea and pai-sho. Crackish one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Albus D., Iroh - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4485 - Favs: 8,976 - Follows: 4,590 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Immutable Forces by Belcris reviews
Harry Potter and Doctor Who crossover. The TARDIS is terrified and in pain and runs to the one man that can help her and it's NOT the Doctor. DW10/RT, HP/GW. AU. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Children of Fate by erickmenk reviews
HP xover. Two worlds, two children of fate connected by a being of immense power, the Kyuubi no Kitsune. One is the Fox vessel, the other his charge. Learning from each other, they would wield powers unknown to the other's world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,371 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/15/2006
ToaMS: Halloween Tears by uncutetomboy's bro reviews
One-shot based on my Fanfic "Tales of a Maho Shinobi" detailing what happened one Halloween Konoha.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto, the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,796 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 3,585 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tale of tails and feathers by L33t Horo reviews
Naruto Uzumaki... Jinchuriki of the Kyuubi meets a new person who houses a power like his own... plus a few hidden surprizes... Naruto/harem OC/harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 166,865 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
The new Kyuubi by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto is tired of all the hate in his life so he was given an offer that he cant refuse and he learns a few things he never knew. Itachi a girl. How did that happen and why is it all his plans never work quite right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,418 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Sisters of the Circle by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto wakes up one morning and discovers his entire life is changed forever, He is given food, training material and new cloths and its all thanks to the mysterious sister of the circles. Watch as he learns who they are and as he becomes loved and feared
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 133,210 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U.
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,213 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mask of Loki by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
After 'HBP', Harry finds a strange green mask in the trash, but even after everything he has witnessed since joining the wizarding world, he has no idea how his possession of such a seemingly simple artefact will affect the outcome of the final battle...
Crossover - Harry Potter & The Mask - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,969 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W., Voldemort, Stanley I./The Mask - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 6,655 - Follows: 2,637 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Twilight Dimenson by Star Rokina reviews
Link was never born. Zant has taken over and Midna is nowhere to be found. Two teens from another dimenson have come to save the day. Can a simple friendship grow larger than imagined, or will it shatter like glass? Part one of the Twilight Sequence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 53 - Words: 60,085 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 510 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Yajuu no Kinkou by RockBane reviews
An Animorphs & Naruto story. Naruto journeys through a totally new world, a world where robotic dogs use holograms to pass themselves off as humans, where alien slugs attempt to take over the world, and where a group of teens transform into beasts.
Crossover - Animorphs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 5,036 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Cursed Soul Reaper by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Ichigo has a twin brother named Neko. But why are the two so different and alike? PLZ READ!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 23,615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Measure of a Man by swaswj reviews
Jim is left alone at the shop while Gene takes Melfina out to party. Aisha invites herself over to help him out in her own way. Jim/Aisha
Outlaw Star - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Aisha C., James H. - Complete
The Wild Horse Thesis by Calamity Cordite reviews
Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,936 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Ranma, Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10983 - Favs: 19,473 - Follows: 6,415 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Horse and His Cabbit by borg rabbit reviews
AU Tenchi and Ranma xover Ryo Ohki had more than one egg. final chapt added.
Crossover - Ranma & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,586 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Ranma - Complete
Herbie's Drive Through Nerima by Digifan316 reviews
Complete! Sorry for the late update. Had to work some things out. Ranma gets a car. A 1960's VW Bug, white, red, white, and blue stripes with the number 53 on the front, back, and sides. Taking place after the 1997 movie, The Love Bug is in Nermia.
Crossover - Ranma & Herbie series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,285 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Ranma - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 5,673 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 6,536 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Dragon Lady of Macross by Calamity Cordite reviews
During one of the brief periods Ranma was attending school, the crash of the Visitor woke him up to the world outside of the art. After Jusenkyo, Ranma leaves Genma and must choose between his manhood and his dreams of space service. Complete
Crossover - Ranma & Robotech/Macross - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 165,762 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Ranma, Lisa/Misa - Complete
The Guidebook by P.L.S reviews
Harry Potter is 17 and ready to get away, but upon finding a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe, he finds out that maybe getting away is going to be more trouble than it's worth.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete