OK, I'm not gonna do the whole profile intro thing, because everyone else does it, and do you really want to have to read it again and again and again? I thought so. Besides, it's pointless. All you really need to know about me is that FanFiction is my life, I'm an Anime/Manga freak, I'm a technokid, and I'm a Yaoi Fangirl. Yes, I'm a girl. Or, rather, tomboy. Whatev.

I am currently writing a fanfiction with my friend, and I am trying to write others by myself. The ones I'm writing myself are all Anime-based, but don't expect them for a while. All my time seems to be taken up with READING FanFiction.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know of a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing worng with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are part of the unanimous club of Sasu-gay haters, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are part of the unanimous club of Sakura-bitch haters, copy and paste this in your profile.

90 of teens would be in complete chaos and weeping if myspace crashed down. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing their asses off, copy this into your profile.

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." If you're cray you suddenly screm "TOSAY IS THE DAY THE WORLD END'S!! in the midle of a class just to see how your classmates and teacher would react. Crazy is when you sit there staring at a random stranger, then start humming the barney song while slowly getting this psychotic look/smile on your face when they ask what you want. Copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, freexflyer, Awsea-mazin-licious, Llama Llama Duck, Yura-chan, DragonSaphira

85 percent of writers that do Naruto fanfiction either hate fangirls, or hates Sasuke. If you are part of the 15 percent that hates both, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: KyuubiWindscar, DragonSaphira

Fear not the darkness, merely what it hides.

No trespassing, violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Don's piss me off today; I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

If I seem to give a damn, please tell me; I would hate to give the wrong impression.

I'm not a vegitarian because I love animals; I'm a vegitarian because I hate plants.

I believe in luck; how else can you explain the sucess of those you don't like?

Instant gratifaiction takes too long.

Just when you realize that Life's a Bitch, it has Puppies.

The person who agrees with everything you say is either a fool, or is getting ready to skin you.

I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you.

I lay in my bed last night, counting the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the hell did my ceiling go?"

Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be canceled.

The shortest distance between two points is currently under constuction.

I'm drunk, I'm armed, I'm off my meds; you had better make your message really, really sweet.

That which doesn't kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

If a kid asks why it rains, I tell him, "God is crying." When he asks why God is crying, I say, "Probably something YOU did."

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearange the letters in "Mother in law" it turns out to be "Woman Hitler"?

Flying is simple: Throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run - he hates that.

Never be afraid to try something new; remember, amateurs built the ark. Proffesionals built the Titanic.

If you mated a bulldog and a shitzu, would it be called a bullshit?

There are three types of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say shall be thrashed upon you like a thousand stabbing kunai.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

Guerrilla warfare. It's not just for the apes.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

Wit is cultured insolence. (Aristotle)

Intellectuals solve problems; Geniuses prevent them. (Albert Einstein)

The good die young, but the pricks live forever.

We all know that God invented liquor to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

You know that the world is going crazy(-er) when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. (Chris Rock)

The mistakes are all there waiting to be made.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

Common Sense is the most uncommon thing in the world.

Fear is a good thing; it means you're paying attention.

Blind Terror can easily pass as Courage in a fight.

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

Stress: A condition caused by repressing the body's desire to strangle the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

To bring the ax down is easy; to wait for it to fall can pull your mind apart.

Night, which brings the loneliness and the dark, brings also dawn.

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. (Euripides)

Any idiot can face a crisis; it's day-to-day living that tires you out. (Anton Chekhov)

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka' (I found it), but 'That's funny...'. (Isaac Asimov)

Tom-Fuckery are a-foot! (Inside joke)

Jesus is coming! Quick hide the porn! Not in the fridge; he looks there first! Hide it in the pantry! (Inside joke)

"Do you realize that the Enterprise is the first Warp-5 ship in human history, and you're sitting in a chair that they've been using on Warp-2 ships for decades?!" (Trip (Chief Engineer) - Star Trek Enterprise)

"This morning was OK. Then I got up." (Freaky Friday)

Murphy's Laws:

1)Nothing is as easy as it looks.

2)Everything takes longer than you think.

3)Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

4)If there is a possibilty of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

5)If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

6)If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

7)Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

8)If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

9)Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

10)Mother Nature is a bitch.

11)It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.

12)Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

13)Every solution breeds new problems.

Ever notice how in the American Revolution, all we did half the time was stand there and shoot at each other? We just stood there, in lines, waiting to die. It's like, before the war started, we all sat down and went, "OK. Here's how it's gonna go: When we get in a battle, we all stand in a line and shoot at each other, and we keep going till we run outa bullets. And whoever's got the least amount dead, they win."

Ever notice how the Redcoats never seemed to get a clue? It's like, we finally get our heads on straight and start hiding behind trees to fire, SO WE DON'T GET SHOT OURSELVES, and they're still sitting there in lines. Perfect lines, and with those uniforms of their's, it's like a whole freaking line of freaking bullseyes. Can you say TARGET PRACTICE?

So, we finally get a clue on how to stay alive, and it's like:

Random Redcoat #1 - "Oh, these Colonials; so uncivilized."

Random Guerrilla #1 yells from behind a tree - "NOT UNCIVILIZED! JUST NOT STUPID!"

(No offense to any British/English/whichever it was people. I'm mocking those that fought America in the 1770's, not you. And if you were alive in the 1770's, then start selling the immortality potion to those fools that claim they want to live forever. You'd be rich.)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

I found the bold above this on seventhSINwrath's profile. It's not mine, and it creeps me out. O.o

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. yamiyugi23

Yep. I found it again, this time on yamiyugi23's profile. It still creeps me out. o.O

My profile will probably get longer as I find new stuff to put here.

To whatever fans I have for the story I'm writing with my friend, please forgive my for leaving you hanging over the summer. We had no contact, and it was her turn to write the chapter, so I didn't have it. Please don't eat me, and be patient. It should be up soon.