Phoenix and Moon are two different people!

Look for Drege on FictionPress.net. That's Moon.

Moon:

I'm insane. Not clinically insane, but definetly unprediclably insane (Say that 5 times fast, I Dare Ya). All my vital signs say that I'm dead. Or hibernating. But humans don't hibernate. So what am I, an unpredictably insane hibernating bear? (Say THAT 5 times fast AFTER you say the thing before 5 times fast).

I'll try to get stories posted ASAP, but high school is taking most of my time. And for all you Japanese speakers out there, please correct me if I spell something wrong. Flame my work, I don't care, unless indicated by me at the beginning of the story.

Oh, and in a lot of stories I write, you will find a character named Raul. Raul is a GIRL, and her name isn't pronounced Ra-ool, it's more like Rahl. Don't don't go flipping out "Raul is a guys name I don't understand how she writes always calling that character a girl how insulting to that character" blah blah blah blah blah. I have yet to care.

Phoenix:

I really don't care what you think, so I'm not saying anything. I hardly ever login-so don't tell me anything. bye, i have to go zone out reading other people's fanfiction and curse at them when they don't update.

Disclaimer:

No, I'm not a person, I'm here to tell you not to sue. Oh, and neither of these guys own anything in the stories unless indicated at the beginning of said story. Woot.

Favorite parings:

Moon:

Sasunaru

Itasasu

Itanaru (apparent I have a problem yet?)

Itasasunaru

IkeMarth

PitxA fallen angel

Phoenix:

Stories:

Moon's stories:

From Five

Ninja Planets

Angel's Curse

Phoenix's Stories:

Moon-your a lazy bum

No, i just write really bad stories that i refuse to post, and i procrastinate for everything.

I'm opening up a wealth of phrases for fanfiction.net authors. I did write some of them, but not all of them Use them as you see fit. and if you have any good ones, go ahead and tell me. I'll add it/them.

Disclaimers:

If I owned insert title here, why would I be writing fanfiction about it?

The foolish sue.

Maybe I DO own it, maybe i DON'T, take a guess

Reviews:

Reviews make this stories setting go round

Read and Review

Review, Review for the poor

Reviews make chapters come faster

Reviews make the Moon go round

Anonymous... A nun y mouse?

Flames:

Flames make a Bar-B-Q

Flames cooked my dinner last night

Flames were invented by cavemen

I'm a pyromaniac, WooHoo!

Correct my grammar, you spinach you!

Flames are weapons for those that recieve them

Flames make a Phoenix young again

Flames make a Phoenix happy

Stories on the way and why they're not here yet:

I lack thoughts for stories

Looking for:

Moon: I want a beta readers chain of at least three, and I might have two that can help out. I need a third beta reader