Future fic. Fours years after TLO, Nico stumbles into a little town and meets a very familiar face. Then things get weird even for a demigod, Nico finds his powers changing and soon he has to fight Fate itself. Chapter 19 is up! No romance. Does not follow Heroes of Olympus storyline. This story is Ghost Writers Approved.

[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.

My sister and I made these up when we were bored one night. They are random statements and spoofs that the inhabitants of Alagaesia would not normally say. I think it's really funny, but I want to know what you think :

This story is for people who like to laugh. A comedy involving our favorite charcters and a gay, purple armadillo with a funny english accent who wears a top hat named Chad.

All Percy wants to do on his 17th birthday is sleep in. Instead, he gets a surprise visitor hyped up on Red Bull. Rated T just cause.

A dry erase wall with a simple question written across the top has been added to the Arts and Crafts cabin. Why is it there? Who's coming up with the questions? And most importantly... What are the campers' answers?

Percy gets a Fish Tank for his fifth birthday. The story of his fish. NOT a one shot. WARNING: Has the potential to be sad.

What if gods Apollo, Hermes, Aphrodite, Athena, Hephaestus, Artemis & Ares were children? Zeus and Hera gets headache every now and then because of their hardheadedness. Please R&R!.All mortals.

Random chats that my sister and I have and we pretend Eragon is in the chat room as well lol

Ever wish you were a demigod? You know you'd just get killed right? Well, if you want to be a half-blood AND live, read this guide of survival. Learn by example as various demigods get beaten up for humor's sake.

Song parody of American Idiot by Green Day. please let me know that you think! :

Can you mix Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and Internet Safety rules? The answer is yes. Can you mix Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and Internet Safety rules successfully and well? The answer is maybe.

Sequel to The Magical Pecking Bird, James struggles to get the bird to stop pecking him before he goes mad, going to extreme measures to do so...

Remus and Lily discussing music for her wedding.

A badly intoxicated Eragon faces off with his teacher's new three-speed reversible vacuum cleaner! Who shall prevail? Find out in this action-packed Inheritance parody!

Murtagh, Eragon, and Roran are trapped together in Galby's prison.

Career day. Sounds simple enough. Unless of course you're at Camp HalfBlood, and your parent is an Olympian god. That's not so simple. No particular time setting other than after you meet Thalia. READ THE NEW CHAPTER! IT ACTUALLY HAS A PLOT!

The final spoof in the 4-part series.

Natalie eats Dan's gym socks, Amy has a stalker, Ian sings Dontcha, and Dan proposes to Spongebob! Oh my!

Percy's daughter doesn't know about...well, anything. She's still too little, but maybe Uncle Nico can give her just a little insight.

What would happen if the I-touch came to Alagaesia, and Orik had one? excuse the lack of the accent And what is Eragon's reaction? We shall have to see...

23 funny quotes from all PJO books *Disclamer* Not a story. just a list. A small list.

Emma and Tancred both like each other and it's apparent to everyone except each other. when their friends decide to confront both of them about their feelings, it causes a lot of drama and issues. TancredEmma!R&R,you know you want to!i suck at summaries!

Who knew the secret to killing the tyrant king was to simply give him a cookie?" Humor, OOC, Randomness

One shot — Murtagh broods and mourns over his tragic fate. Or at least tries to. If only Eragon would stop interrupting him…

I guess I should explain the blue food" Hmmmm.... just how had this started really? A oneshot of the history of blue food

A good cartoon teaches you things. Funny things. Here are 25 of the valuable life lessons I learned from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Rated K plus, like the show should be. My first oneshot! Oh yeah, review, please.

ASOUEHarry Potter crossover. When Mr Poe runs out of guardians for the Baudelaires, there's only one place left for them to go - Hogwarts.

First ASOUE fic... set after book 8, in the trunk of Olaf's car... flames will be used to burn other flames into a firey mass of fire.