Hawke's as much a mage as Fenris is an elf: skin-deep and, in their opinion, irrelevant. Another thing they have in common is they are trained warriors. Lastly, they both share the opinion that the other is tedious and annoying (this a widely held opinion). A story about coming together by being apart, about memory and meaning, and about when to shut up.

Long after the Arishok leaves Kirkwall and Hawke behind, she and Sebastian enter into an amicable yet loveless betrothal as they attempt to retake Starkhaven. But the road to the throne isn't easy, and neither is such an arrangement. Extended cameo by everyone's favorite Antivan elf.

James finally admits his crush on Commander Shepard and tries to win her heart. Most chapters are general, but chapter 7 is M. DO NOT FEAR! This story has not been abandoned! Life has just gotten in the way. I promise there is more coming soon.

CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN, PLEASE BEAR WITH ME! -Noah of Literature

James Vega had dreamed about Rennah Shepard for years and always hoped to meet her, but when he's tasked with keeping her safe on Earth he gets more than he bargained for; she's argumentative, stubborn and sexy as sin. Joining the crew of the Normandy, fighting the Reapers and falling in love was never part of the plan... (Vega/FemShep - Rated M for a reason)

Kyoya and Haruhi are dating. She thought it was despite what his father would think but what happens if she finds out it was his fathers idea all along? And will she accept the comfort and protection of the most silent former host? (Rated M for language and sexual interactions, nothing too graphic) haruhixmori

Life is too short to take everything seriously. Commander Shepard doesn't seem to be getting this idea, but Jeff Moreau would swear by it. When she ends up assigned to his ship, they don't know how they'll ever get along. Each chapter is 500 words and based off a one-word prompt.

Nathaniel Howe, bent on revenge, slips into the Warden Commander's room in order to rectify the perceived wrong against his father. Angry, hate-fueled, desperate sex occurs between two damaged people. Angsty, smutty, full of emotion.

Shepard is brought back to life after the Synthesis and has to deal with the fallout of her decision. But that outcome also comes with a perk of being able to fall in love with EDI again. All is fair in love and war. And Kara Shepard will stand by her choices.

Fearful of her power and jealous of her closeness to her new husband Anora seeks for a way to subvert the new Arl of Amaranthine. In order to diminish her the Queen arranges a wedding with a husband who's reputation has been tarnished by scandal, Teyrn Loghain. Yet this elf, only just recovered from recent heartbreak, may just turn her wedding into a victory. Loghain/f!Surana(AU)

There's a scar on his back she doesn't remember. Reunited after the Citadel coup, Shepard reflects on the time Kaidan has been away from her, and the life he's had - without her.

The Doctor just can't resist waking Rose up for a snack... Vampire AU. (I'm thinking of making this an actual chapter story. Let me know what you think.)

This was inspired by "Until The Day It Becomes A Pumpkin" episode, when Haruhi gets caught with Hikaru in the net. Especially when she leans over him and he shamelessly...*Clears throat(that's inside)* But instead of Hikaru, It's Neko! YAY!

The 10th Doctor and Rose get frisky in the Tardis. SMUT and FLUFF. Pretty much porn without plot.

Ten/Rose smutfic based off of Voyager's 'Blood Fever'. The Doctor and Rose go down into the tunnels to rescue miners trapped inside, but why exactly is the Doctor acting so strangely?

The Normandy crew do the ice bucket challenge for war orphans, only one spoilsport refuses to do it. That doesn't sit well with Shepard, all must do the challenge, willingly or not.

Haruhi is dealing with something that is bothering her greatly, but isn't telling her boyfriends, Kaoru and Hikaru, even though they can tell something is wrong. Especially when she gets them in a bet they really don't care about, but what are they to do when they finally find out what's wrong? Originally owned by Sexyvampire13 and adopted by me. Rated M for a reason.

Rose and the Doctor's wild adventure in the console room takes it farther than either of them have been before. Pure lemon. One shot.

A Doctor-Rose one-shot set shortly after 'Journey's End'. A heartbroken Rose is only just getting to know the Meta-Crisis Doctor when she receives an unexpected visitor. Rated M.

Tohrus feeling better. But what will happen? XD

Ashley was the love of Shepard's life... and then Shepard died. Now, Ashley asks to talk. What the fuck could she have to say to that would change anything?

Freezing in his steps as his chocolate eyes land on her, he could feel his breath catch in his throat, his blood run cold in his veins, and his hearts skip a few beats. He opens and closes his mouth a few times, the words desperately trying to form in his mouth, but failing miserably./The Doctor goes to check on his sick friend, but walks in on something he never would've imagined.

What happens when Haru finds out that the man she thought was her father wasn't and what happens when she finds out who her real family is? Possible incest so if you don't like it please don't read.

The act of mentally undressing someone./The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.

Hikaru and Haruhi are finally going out but are his explosive emotions too much even for Haruhi? And how does Kaoru react to his brothers treatment of her? (Rated M for slight language and mild sex scenes nothing graphic I promise) haruhixhikaru/haruhixkaoru

The Doctor and Rose decide to travel to Raxicoricofallapatorius. Set after Gitf

"Yeah, well, you know what they say. A desert a day keeps the Kepral's away." "Ah. Forgive my ignorance, Siha, but who precisely are 'they'" A collection of loosely related drabbles. Mostly FemShep/Thane fluff. AU.

Just a little one-shot of Kaname x Yuuki, Zero is there but only as an antagonist. MATURE THEMES. SERIOUSLY. THERE'S SOME DIRTY STUFF IN HERE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Reviews appreciated :)

Fenris and Warrior F!Hawke in a angsty then fluffy battle with each other. Who knows where it will lead!

While wondering around the TARDIS, Jack finds a room hidden behind a mysterious purple door.

The Doctor taking Rose on holiday for a few days after narrowly escaping getting bitten by giant spider hybrids on an unknown planet. Rose gets him to relax by the pool and things get a little hot after dusk.

Merrill gets a little instruction. Smutty, smexy times! *One shot* COMPLETE

Kaidan is hopelessly enamored with Axis Shepard, but due to good-natured betting believes the beautiful asari Consort has already snatched up the commander. Will the misunderstanding prove just that, or has the soldier actually lost his chance? A late birthday present for Raven Sinead.

Kaname awoke from a dream only to find out his little Yuuki is in the shower. And what better way to distract himself then to join her? First one-shot attempt at a lemon! Rated M not for the young, you have been warned! YuMe fic. Sorry sucky summary!

Jason visits Ivy. Mature content

Miranda Lawson has spent two years and five billion credits to rebuild Commander Victory Shepard, but somewhere along the line she got too invested and made a series of mistakes. Everything has changed, and now she doesn't know where they stand. Rated T for language, and implied sexual encounters.

It's Legion's and Shepard's first time with each other, and contrary to popular belief, it's just awkward. Rated M for snoo-snoo. Script form.

Bailey finds himself becoming completely distracted by a certain Alliance commander...

Never underestimate the power of the Little Black Dress. Mature for a reason. Some plot and fluff and men salivating over Shepard. With Bailey,Thane, Dr Archer, Zaal'Koris, Major Coats, Admiral Hackett, Han'Gerrel, Anderson and Joker

The Doctor and Rose had gotten into an argument. The Doctor went into Roses room to apologize but found her sleeping. He sat next to her and a small sketchbook caught his eye. He flipped through the pages and found a lovely drawing of him and Rose, and that was when he realized that he was in love with her.

It all started with drinks at the Hanged Man. Innocent, right? Lowered inhibitions, sparks, and starting fires. Anders/Fem!Hawke oneshot because I cannot write anything of substance. Smut at the middle/end.

"Heaven's not a place that you go when you die/It's that moment in life when you touch her and you feel life" - He had been so determined not to waste away like his mother that he forgot how to not be like his father. Thankfully she worked it all out for him in the end. Kmeme fill: Kolyat/F!Shep, no Thane romance. Complete.

Having an erotic attraction to lips can be quite distracting.

[ZeKi] [One-shot] - It is spring time in Cross Academy. None of the vampires seem to be going to class, including Zero. This leaves a certain brunette rather confused. When the chairman finally tells Yuuki what is going on, what will she think? And, what will she do?

"Ahh, you're a smart one little Ella. You're positive I can't…persuade you?" "Yes." Her response was flat and she returned to her drink. "I'm not going back." "Have you really left? All you've done is trade one gang for another. The alliance is no better than we are. They just have pretty uniforms and shiny toys." Spans from before ME1 through all three games. Zaeed/F!Shepard

Sometimes all a woman needs, even an ill-tempered witch, is to feel loved. Lucky for said witch, a certain Grey Warden is on hand to do exactly that, and maybe a little more. /F!CouslandXMorrigan/.

simple sex scene. Disclaimer: I do not own ohshc

A companion piece to "What Might Have Once Been Beauty." In the darkness, things change; When light grows less, the shadows in our hearts overtake us. Do they lead to blessings or to curses...or do they simply awaken what was ever present, and kept secret? And how far must you push until the edge you've feared and desired demands to throw you over? F!Mahariel/Morrigan. Smut.

Teagan and Neria take advantage of a stolen moment alone in Redcliffe's Windmill, but with Zevran and Alistair right outside, time is short. Fill for a kmeme prompt.

ME3 - For newly reunited lovers, any alone time is precious, especially when the galaxy is at war and you are stuck leading the fight. Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian spend a well-earned evening together, reminiscing over old friends and our favorite turian's first impression of the famous Spectre. Unapologetic fluff 'cause I can never get enough! M for implied sexy times

Shepard and Hackett dance at an awards ceremony and banquet then, when things get hot, they head to a nearby hotel to have their own party. Mentions of an amputee Shepard. PWP, rated M.

Shepard needs some attention with no strings attached. Who better than their resident geth? Rated M for naked-type stuff. This marks my first time writing Legion, so if his dialogue sounds a little off, bear with me until I get his voice down.

When Shepard shows up pregnant on Tuchanka, it brings out something Wrex didn't even know he had: his soft side. Unabashed fluffiness and some lemon chiffon for all you Wrex shippers out there. Rated M for stuff at the end, because kinkmeme. :)

What is reflected when we look into a mirror? What can another see that we cannot? And can that sight open doors so often slammed shut out of fear and anger? A one-shot for F!Mahariel/Morrigan. Dialogue will be all original. Story Complete.

*Lemon, massive lemon, fluff, one woman and four men. So M, definite M. Swearing too chaps, so still an M. ;-) Apparently Google Translate is terrible so I apologise in advance if it butchers the lovely Spanish language*

Thane Krios watches Commander Shepard devour a certain human "delicacy". [Oneshot] Set after the events of the Suicide mission. Rated M due to adult language. (Kind of rushed because I just thought of it last night XD)

Sometimes our pasts come back to haunt us. Emylyn Mahariel learns this painful lesson the hard way.

Shavik smut - a neglected genre. The last prothean on a ship full of primitives, superior and alone. He has needs and he finds out that there may be more to the primitives than he had thought.

Tragedy has again struck Claire Hawke, rendering the warrior wracked with grief. However, Merrill's adorableness and love brings her back to the Champion of Kirkwall that everyone knows and loves.

Just a little Neko/Haru lemonstuffs, generic 'let's be "friends"-type.' May or may not add more chapters as I think of them. I'm fairly content to just leave it here. OOC RAMPANT, Sorry!

Mordin finds his thoughts being taken over by Shepard, only to learn that he's imprinted on the Commander.

The Normandy is about to venture forth through the Omega 4 Relay and Mordin contemplates his feelings for the Commander. Little does he know she feels the same way, and things are about to heat up in Shepard's private quarters. Slightly alternate universe in which Mordin has certain biotic capabilities.

One-shot. Professor Mordin Solus has a hard time facing the truth about his attraction to Commander Selina Shepard, but when he finally does face up to the facts, he realizes that every cloud has a silver lining.

Sequel to "Accidentally in Love". Mordin shows Shepard what loving a salarian entails, in great detail, and Shepard shows him how to let go. Rated M for FemShep/Mordin lovin'. :)

Fill for the kinkmeme: Mordin turns Shepard down, claiming he's not interested, when in fact its just the opposite. Shepard doesn't want anybody else, she wants Mordin, and when she asks a second time he doesn't refuse her. M for adult content.

Shepard makes a pass at Thane, but he turns her down. She tries to move on, gets drunk and starts to flirt with somebody else. Thane does not approve. Takes place in ME2. Rated M for language, alcohol use and sexual content.

PG is a horrible host. Really, he is. He leaves his guests alone to do what they want for far too long. ::Lime/light lemon::

Lady Hawke is having a hard time choosing a dance partner, and Varric is having a hard time staying impartial. One shot, FemHawke and Varric. Rated M for sex, language, and general naughtiness.

He missed her so much. He couldn't help it. The words fell from his lips before he could stop himself. "Siha."

Naomi Shepard has recovered from a lethal gunshot wound. Her lover, Zaeed, is happy about this. In more ways than one. Rated M for sex and language.

Shepard is always having trouble with her shoulders aching, so she turns to Joker for some advice on physio therapy. When he mentions massage and she insists they have a session, things get a little more intimate than she planned. Kink meme request.

Legion did say he wanted to understand organic culture. That includes the strangeness of organic humor. Random procrastinating drabble based off a deviantart image.

ONE SHOT - Shepard loses her heart when a few whispered words of comfort lead to an intimate encounter with Thane Krios. Rated M for a passionate alien encounter. All characters property of Bioware.

Things can be uncomfortable, embarrassing, weird, bothersome, and completely unknown in a new relationship. And that's before you even add in the 'alien' factor... A Thane/Shepard story. An awkward one. T for swearing and partial nudity.

Haruhi's in a real pinch. Not only does she need a formal gown for an upcoming event, but she's stuck in a dressing room with Mori! MorixHaruhi. Oneshot.