Morgan has trouble getting to sleep lately. She wants to hear a heroic story to try to fall asleep, and her parents hesitantly oblige... *Ahem* There once was a man and a woman who met under bizarre circumstances. This is their tale, and it may not be what you were expecting. (Robin/Lucina)

I don't know whether or not I'll become queen, I'm running against a tyrant, every single one of my friends is nuts, and all I want to do is jump my hot blonde publicist's bones. I, Zelda Harkinian, am royally screwed. AU Zelink. 2007 UFO Awards Winner