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I Want to be DORA! by SakuraAddiction13 reviews
Bella is alone and decides to go see Emmett. She finds him, the TV, and DORA. What is gonna happen? It's retarded, but i wrote it in literally less than five minutes! Flame's will be used to make Marshmallows :P
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Emmett gets Bella Drunk by c0lew0rld reviews
Emmett get's Bella drunk while Edward is away hunting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Yo Mama Contest by Mz.Lokera reviews
Emmett Is Bored Like Always So He Challenges Bella To A Yo Mama COntest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Emmett comes out of the Glee closet! by xedwardxloverx reviews
Bella walks in on a certain vampire watching a certain show about show choirs...warning: there may be singing. one-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Emmett Eqauls Stupid by Emmettsmyteddybear reviews
Anything a human can do Emmett can do it even more stuipid. Rate T for language *one shot*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Jacob, A Soviet Spy! by VampChick76 reviews
Emmett tells Bella that Jacob is a spy for the Soviet Union. She believes him. What maddness occurs? Vampires/Werewolves. After Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Let the fun begin by Aluxis reviews
When the family goes away for the weekend and leaves Bella, Jasper and Emmett alone in the new house what will they do with thier short time of freedom? Why pull the best prank ever of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,490 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Emmett's Pet by SweetLouise reviews
Emmett gets a pet... and Bella learns why he shouldn't own animals.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Bonding Time by DanielleElricx reviews
When Edward is gone for the day, and Bella and Emmett are schedueled to hang out, what happens during lunch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete