Ello mates! Well,as you can tell,im a writer.I read a TON of fanfiction,no lie.I prefer it.It fills up the imagination and such.Anyways,I guess I should say a little about myself..So here goes.I am a horror movie,video gaming,no nonsense,anime watching,Gorillaz loving,skirt wearing,potty mouthed perverse girl who enjoys listening to music,being alone,and living life to its fullest.Hey,thats me.Dont like me,thats fine.I know im weird,but when you get to know me,im pretty loveable.But hey,people have different tastes.Whatever,im hear to write stories,not build up my f%$#king social network -.-

Name:Why the bloody hell would I trust you?! Look,ill only tell you my true name if I trust you.But you can just call me Joy,Mayu,Nana,2-D ((my personal favorite for obvious reasons)) Tart, and CHOCOLATE THUNDA!

Age:15 Sophmore

Occupation: part time singer,writer,student,band geek and drawer.

Location:Anywhere in the world.

Weight:117 pounds,but after I eat and my tummy is full,I weigh like 25 ^_^;;

Shoe size:...Err...Well,its quite big..Its a size 9 ^_^;; My grandpa always calls me big foot or says I wear warships for Shoes..I correct him by saying that they are indeed NOT warships,only battleships -o-

Skin color:Im VERY pale...In all honesty,I kinda dont like the sun,which is probably why whenever I go outside,I go to my tree swing and swing..Its under a giant tree..In the shade..Well except in winter for obvious reasons..

Hair Color:Brown and has light,smooth curls.If I straigten it,it looks a ton better,but ive been told that people would kill for my hair..I wonder who the bloody hell said that..

Nail Color: OH COME ON! I paint them occasionally..

Favorite shoe:Converse.

Favorite TV shows: Invader Zim,Family Guy,Naruto,Bleach,Death Note,Elfen Lied,South Park,Little Britain USA,Higurashi No Naku Koro ni,FullMetal Alchemist,And tons of others that im too lazy to type..

Favorite Music/artists:I LOVE THE GORILLAZ!! no lie..Im a pretty big fan..But ill talk about that later.I also like Green Day,The Fray,Enigma,My Chemical Romance,Avenged Sevenfold,Eminem,Atmosphere,Godsmack,Disturbed,And a ton of others that ill most likely name later.

Favorite Video Games: I am a gamer.Not gonna lie.I enjoy the classics like Mario Bro's,Tetris,Pacman,and Pong.I also enjoy playing the nintendo,the sega genisis,and the PS2.My favorite games are the entire Fatal Frame and Silent Hill series ((Im a horror game and movie fanatic)) Spyro ((okay,I had a phase..I loved Spyro..And who dosnt?! HE'S A FREAKING PURPLE DRAGON WITH A FIREFLY UP HIS ASS!))The Tomb Raider series ((although the last one was just a big pile of rubbish..Gah,I could punch the creators in the face -.-)) Any strategy games,fighting games like Mortal Kombat and Dead or Alive,and SSX Tricky..I also still play with a joy stick ((sounds VERY wrong by the way XD )) I play games like Quake,Halo and Doom..And Decent.And Tenchu..And in all honesty,I enjoy games about life..Like Harvest Moon and The Sims.

Race:Mostly Bristish ((I break out into an accent sometimes ^^;;;)),Irish,Canadian,American,Romanian,Hungarian,Russian..Look,im just one giant stewpot filled with different races. ((heh heh heh,Stu Pot =w=))

Sex:Female

Favorite Movies:All the Freddy and Jason movies,Dawn Of The Dead,Night Of The Living Dead,Day Of The Dead,Cannibal Holocaust,Hannibal,The Silence Of The Lambs,The Halloween series,The Nightmare Before Christmas,Edward Scissorhands,The Corpse Bride,X-MEN!!,Ju On,The Ring/Ringu,Predator,Versus,any kind of Japanese movie,Let The Right One In.Look,I basically love any kind of horror movie.

Birthday:August 29th ((AKA Michael Jacksons birthday))

Favorite Quotes:"Kids,eh? I love em...Couldnt eat a whole one though"- Murdoc Niccals ((The best bass player the world and Hell has ever seen))

"If you like your scones like swans,come to St Johns!"- 2-D and Murdoc during the Interview at New York in 2006.

"Every body that is not exterminated gets up and kills.The people it kills get up and kill"- Dawn Of The Dead..One of my all time favorite movies.

"You say you can read me like a book,but the pages are torn and frayed"

Favorite Writers: The Hazel-Eyed Angel, Forever_And_For_Always,QueenofTheMunchkins.

Favorite People In The World Or People Id Die To Meet:Jamie Hewlett,Damon Albarn,Murdoc Niccals,2-D,Noodle,Russel,Rob Zombie ((even though id love to just sock him in the face after that last Halloween movie he directed.))George A. Romero,Eminem,The entire My Chemical Romance group,Michael Cretu...And I cant think right now..Uhh..Lesse...*taps head curiously*..Nope,got nuthin on meh.

Things that annoy me:People who talk bad about others ((Its just not right,y'know?)),The pairing 2-DxMurdoc...O_o Look here,if 2-D even THOUGHT about going all gay on Murdoc,Murdoc wouldve punched his face in,wringed his neck around like a turkey on Thanksgiving,and wouldve broken his spine in two! -.- People who diss the Gorillaz..Look theyre awesome,if you dont got nothing nice to say,then keep your friggen trap shut.People who wont shut up during a test ((look,its a freaking test,cant to be respectfull to people who are taking tests?))And..Well,lots of other things..

So yes,that me.. Look,mate,youre welcome back here anytime..So please,stop by again..Ill have some scones ready for you.((by the way,please tell me ideas for stories,tell me what needs to be corrected and all that shit.And..Well,just thank you :"3))