If you've ever gone upstairs or someplace and when you got there completely forgotten what you went there for in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

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94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fan girl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLY FAIRY BASTARD! " (damn that was funny!!)

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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. (YES A LOT OF PEOPLE!!!!!!)

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. You just tried to do the above.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.
5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Dorky Sayings:

1. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
2. Whenever I see and old lady slip and fall on a sidewalk, my instinct is to laugh. But then I think, "What if I was an ant and she fell on me?" then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
3. I have ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
4. I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. I like long walks. Especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.
6. I'd kill for a body like yours except I don't have any more room to store it.
7. The first sign of maturity is discovering the volume knob also turns to the left...
8. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
9. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright before they speak.
10. I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa. Not screaming and yelling like the people in his car.
11. When you wish on a shooting star, your wish will come true. Unless that star is actually a meteor headed straight towards Earth. Then you're dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
12. The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
13. Evening news starts by them telling you "Good evening," then proceeding to tell you why its not.
14. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
15. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Just hope its not a train...
16. Squirrels...Nature's little speed bumps.
17. Laughter is always the best medicine... Except when you have cancer... Then Chemo is...
18. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
19. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train stations is where a train stops. My desk is called a work station...
20. Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.
21. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
22. He's not dead... he's life challenged.
23. I like parties but I don't like pinatas...Because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals...
24. I was making pancakes the other day and fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter... And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry...
25. A drunk driver is very dangerous. But so is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive... 'Dude make a left.' 'Those are trees...' 'Trust me.'
26. I like fruit baskets, because a fruit basket enables you to send fruit to someone without appearing insane. If you just mail somebody some apples, they're like, 'What the hell is this?' But if you put those apples in a basket, they're like 'This is nice.'
27. My favorite fruit is grapes because with grapes, you always get another chance. If you get a crappy apple or peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you get a crappy grape, you just move onto the next one. Grapes-the fruit of hope.
28. I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone'...
29. About a month ago, I got a cactus. And a week later, it died. And I got really depressed because I thought, 'Damn. I'm less nurturing than a desert.'
30. I want to make a jigsaw puzzle with 40,000 pieces that when you're finished with it, it says: 'Go outside'.
31. Sort of is such a harmless thing to say... It's just a filler. It doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after, 'I love you.' Or 'You're going to live'.
32. I bought a clock the other day, but the minute hand fell off. I didn't want to throw the clock away so I just added an 'ish' to every number.
33. If I had a book store, I'd make the mystery section really hard to find. 'Excuse me, do you have any mystery novels?' 'That's a damn good question.'
34. I've always wanted to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together...People will ask, 'Are those hermit crabs?' And i'll say, 'Not anymore. These are mingling crabs'.
35.Don't take life seriously. No one makes it out alive.