About me (cause I'm bored):

Name: Alyssa (not Alicia or Alissia or anything similar)

Age: you never ask a woman her age

Gender: I'm a chick

Appearance: Boring brown hair and eyes (wish I had my daddy's blue eyes

Other: I'm Southern, in love with Tom Hiddleston (I'm a Hiddlestoner. And I got a Hiddleboner. lol), and a total nerd, but in a good way. Wolves are my favorite animals. I love black (I'm not goth). Blah, blah, blah. You probably don't care. So I'll spare you.

Fav Quotes (off the internet)

Love Quotes:

Don’t tell me you love me; show me you do

-Omage Jossy

True love doesn’t have a happy ending: True love doesn’t HAVE an ending

-Unknown

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. But you can stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

-Brandon Tikalsky

Death cannot stop true love. The worst it can do is delay it for a while.

-Westley, The Princess Bride

Love is a serious mental disease

-Plato

Where there is love there is life

-Mahatma Gandhi

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

-Woody Allen

Follow love and it will flee, flee love and it will follow

-proverb

A heart that loves is always young

-Greek proverb

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired

-Robert Frost

If love is shelter, I'm going to walk in the rain.

Real love stories never have endings

-Richard Bach

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.

-Martin Luther King Jr.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

-Jules Renard

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

-Helen Rowland

There is no living with thee, nor without thee.

-Martial Marcus Valerius

Love is the only gold.

-Lord Alfred Tennyson

A bad boy can always be reformed by a good woman

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves

-Albert Einstein

Might hate you more, but I won’t love you less

-(I totally got this off War Horse.)(Hated that movie. Really did. Tom Hiddleston *spoiler!!* dies)

Fun Quotes:

Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one

-Dr. House

A scout should be silent but deadly

-Arcee, Transformers Prime

Arcee: Maybe it needs one of these doohickeys (holds out tail pipe)

Jack: You’re a motorcycle, Arcee. Shouldn’t you know how to build a motorcycle engine?

Arcee: You’re a human, Jack. Shouldn’t you know how to build me a small intestine?

-Arcee and Jack, Transformers Prime

Quotes (in General):

A woman's best weapons are her tears

Fighting is essentially a masculine idea: a woman’s weapon is her tongue

-Hermione Gingold

Dogs that fight each other will join forces against the wolf

-Armenian proverb (*perfect for Steve and Tony against Loki*or*John and Sherlock against Moriaty*)

He that fights and runs away, may life to fight another day

Insanity might decay the wise, but it makes a stronger fool

When people walk away from you. Let them go, your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and it doesn't mean they are bad people. It just means that their part in your story is over.

Sometimes happiness is like a missing sock. You know it will turn up eventually, but it will probably be in the strangest place.

Competing with yourself makes you better. Competing with others makes you bitter.

A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself.

-Joseph Campbell

A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.

-Christopher Reeve

It is madness for sheep to talk peace with a wolf.

-Thomas Fuller

If you live among wolves you have to act like a wolf.

-Nikita Khrushchev

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers.

-Ruth Brown

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

-Lana Turner

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

-Steven Wright

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

-Peter Ustinov

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

-William Shakespeare

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

-Stephen King

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.

-Stanley Baldwin

All hope abandon, ye who enter here!

-Dante Alighieri

"The Widow of Black sat on a wall, the Widow of Black had a great fall, All the great fighters and all the great men, couldn't put Tasha together again."

-(*for Natasha*)(no idea where I got that from)

Funny Question: How many cheeks do you have? (ANSWER: Four, count them.)

Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? (ANSWER: No, but since he’s dead it would be kind of difficult.)

What goes up and never comes down? (ANSWER: Age)

((i apologize. i just thought those were funny.)

Fanfiction: Because 87% of all original endings suck.

Fanfiction: Because 95% of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.

Fanfiction: Because my favorite characters always die.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes evil deserves to win.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.

Fanfiction: Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.

Fanfiction: Because all stories shouldn't have an ending; there should always be another adventure.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes there's no one your age and gender who you can relate to.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes you want to be in that story yourself.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes you have no other way to express the ideas in your head.

Fanfiction: Because it's an escape.

Maybe at some point in my life I'll actually submit a story. But I'd like to actually finish one first.