Dib and Zim must join forces to defeat a new alien threat. Loyalties are questioned. The Tallest are in danger. ZADR / One-Sided KAZR / Mild DADR

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

"When I…look at all of you, all of the nations…all I can see are these fake people. I can't become an empty shell like them…I want to be loved, so, so much, Ivan." America searches for the absolute truth that is love, and Russia begrudgingly complies.

Meet Alfred F. Jones, five years old. Dressed in a pair of blue denim overall shorts and a striped short sleeved shirt he looks exactly like all the other little boys on the playground. Alfred, however, is not like all the other little boys.

AU. ZADR. Go to jail! Go directly to jail, Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 dollars. (Discontinued)

A story centered around Ivan, aka Russia. Russia has been through enough to drive him insane. Lost in his own mind he contemplates suicide. That's when America, ever the hero, tries to rescue the lost nation.

[ZaDR, Dib POV] I don't hate him anymore, but I don't love him. I guess lust is the right word. I'm not sure why I chase him still, but I do. Any contact is good contact for a loser.