The Notorious Peter Pan
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Joined 04-07-07, id: 1254871, Profile Updated: 08-09-09
Author has written 7 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Disney, Gordan Korman, I Am Legend, X-Men, and Twilight.

As of August 2008, I have pretty much stopped writing fan fiction. That is not to say that I will never write FF again, but it is likely that I won'tbe picking it up anytime soon. I work two jobs and barely have time to read books, even though I work in a library.

Almost all of my stories have been left unfinished. I am a procrastinator and I haven't the heart to finish what is not actually my idea. I abhor plagarism and I feel like I've plagarized terribly from the authors and creators of these characters and stories. I feel as though I have bastardized their good work.
I do not have the desire to write fan fiction anymore. The only exception is that I may finish the Peter Pan Tooniverse story at some point. I'm still having difficulty working out the kinks. I apologize to all of you who have subscribed to or favorited one of my stories expecting an ending. It will likely not ever be finished. I am very sorry for not providing you with a satisfactory ending to something you liked.

Sincerely,

The White Rabbit -- August 9, 2009

The following is a personal message about reviewing my work, to you the reader.

Hi there. Here are a few guidelines about my work.

If you are going to comment about anything story related - something I wrote, a piece of your that I commented about, something I said on a forum, etc. - then please leave a comment. Do not write a long-winded argument of why you dislike something I wrote or something that I said. Odds are, I will only skim at best and may not even read the silly thing.

If you would like to critisize my work, then do so constructively. I will not react positively to something negative you said. Odds are I will berate and belittle you, thought that is a very rare occurence as I normaly am quite peaceable.

I came here to post my stories as I saw them, like I have been given the right to do. If you don't like the story or the subject matter it deals with, THEN BY GOD DON'T READ IT AND THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT IT ENDLESSLY.

Have I made myself perfectly clear? Good. Have a nice day, and I do mean that in the most sincerest of reguards to you and anyone else.

Other than that, I don't have much to report. I am generally a very nice person, and though what I may write can be very raunchy and adult at times, am not normally that way in person. I do enjoy the occasionally good dirty joke.

I only comment on a work if it is a good piece that catches my eye, or if it is in need of a great deal of work. I try to be constructive and point out where your failings are, and do so only to help. I will never read something and be insulting towards you. I only ask that you do so in return.

Please read my story The Pickeled Peter Pan. It's not as bad as it sounds, and it's noir.

Thanks! Have a super day!

The White Rabbit.

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Mysteries, Movies, and Disney Characters by Satire By Sunset reviews
While hangin out in Disney World, the James siblings suddenly enter another dimension where they are forced to go on a scavenger hunt to save the world and the Disney World. CrAzyNeSs ensues!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,947 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Unwelcomed Affections by SlytherinTears reviews
Audrey Burke is the new Ancient Runes professor. With Sirius Black on the loose and a school being guarded by Dementors, she encounters an old school friend. Can she break his barriers? SnapeOC, SnapeLily. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,957 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Severus S., OC
Immolation by Quagga reviews
Byakuya and Rukia make a mistake on the night Kaien dies, and it's both the reason why he never looks at her and why she's glad he doesn't. ByaRukia.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Story of a Halfa's Heart by weapon13WhiteFang reviews
Kia is half gypsy, and has always been raised in the highlife. But she has somehow found herself in the Court of Miracles. Love slowly blossoms as she catches the eye the Gypsy King, Clopin. Cliche, eh? Enjoy!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,842 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Clopin
What Disney Really Meant by Everbloom-Karisa reviews
Series of oneshots. Disney song lyrics with what they mean underneath. Not that I'm claiming to know Disney's minds. Rated M for adult themes.
Disney - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Bed of Roses by moonyNZ reviews
Currently being edited - July 2009. During a Death Eater attack Hermione is sent back in time where the Marauders and Lily befriend her. Haunted by her past Hermione must learn to live in the other time. Eventual SBHG JPLE. Rated r for later chapters -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 133,153 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
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DISNEY NOIR: The Pickled Peter Pan reviews
Daisy Do Me the Cow has been murdered, and dear old bad boy Peter Pan has been blamed. Detective Rachael Mallory is dealing with murders, horny partners, and ink thinner? Noir disney w/ plenty of plot twists. Please R R
Disney - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/7/2007
The Chronicles of Red Sonya reviews
Sonya and her brother are immune to the pathogen that wiped out humans. Trying to protect her brother Sonya is captured as a science experiment . Before she saves him, can she save herself? Rated M for subject matter.
I Am Legend - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2008
Breaking Dawn Revisited reviews
Lives are about to change, and a war with a violent primordial evil is about to erupt, dragging every living creature into it. What will Bella have to sacrifice to save those that she loves in order to save the world?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Wolverine Loves Jean Greyand Scott? reviews
Romance, violence, Jedi light sabers. What is going on? FInd Out as Jean Grey recieves the greatest shock of her young, beautiful life!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Last Rites reviews
Ruth is left to contemplate her thoughts on the last man on earth at his funeral, while assailed by a much greater threat. One-shot, for now.
I Am Legend - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Chronic Writers Block reviews
Todd has a tough time coming up with a plot line for his new fan fic, that is, until he comes accross his favorite books. One shot, meant to be funny.
Gordan Korman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Tomorrow Land
Professor Xavior sends Wolverine and Nightcrawler on a recon mission to retrieve 2 teens who claim they have important information pertaining to the Brotherhood, and insight into the more sinister aspects of the organization.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,175 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Logan/Wolverine, Nightcrawler
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