To those who find their way here: Welcome.

To those to whom I owe money: I'm not here.

To those who would like to insult me: Send all complaints to reilaos@notavalidemail.org

If you would like to know anything about me, know this: In writing, on the internet, or in the cases where I'm fully awake in real life, I can be annoyingly and/or amusingly sarcastic and nitpicky. Satire in writing comes most easily to me, if writing would ever come easily to me. It hardly ever does, and subsequently, my updates (should there ever be anything to update), will be sporadic, at best. Unless I try.