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 name: stoneman it's just a nick name all my friend gave me and stuck. likes: naruto ice cream good people and nice naruto stories dislikes: to many to write -/_\- MOST FAVORITE CHARACTER OF ALL THE UNIVERSE!!!:...OC...jks jks my real most favorite character is...(drumroll please)...FEMITACHI!!!!!!WOOOH!!! YAAAA! ALLL THE WAY!!! Itachi is the peanut butter to my jelly, the sauce to my pasta, the rice to my...other rice YOU GET THE PICTURE! my favorite paring for fanfic naruxtayu i know not a poupler one but so what sue me wait dont heh heh...cricket...soooooo no law suit awsome 0/-\o another narufemkyu little more poupular than naruxtayu another you say well narutoxyugoa agin not so comon less seen than sasqach or a uhchia with a non rape face smile :p and narutoxmikoto naruto x tsume naruto x anko naruto x Hana naruto x kuranai and naruto x kurotshuchi naruto x fem kyuubi also i hate yoai or yuri its the bane to all men/women if you like it its okay i dont care but dont push it on me okay then we'll be fine ;) also i wont stand for female bashing in any story (p.s im male so dont think im some stuck up uber skank)(p.s.s sakura doesn't count as female she's well I don't know but not a girl TT) hated parings naruxsaku naruxsasu naruxkaka ect. i will write stories and take suggestions naruxhinaor harem well not good but not bad sooo MANLAW The male equivalent of the 10 Commandments 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy’s choice. 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing. 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13: Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked. 14: Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything. 16: Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy. 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever. We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: “GUTS” is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, “are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?” “BALLS” is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next!” The US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, Valleygoat,Naru-chan and Kashi-kun, miss-perfections, Mikie-From-Ireland, DarkIsRising, dracohalo117, Demoninside2 stoneman97 please add your name:) THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS!! FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter The Person with Big Eyes and the Person with a Big Mouth "A deal! Let's make a deal!" "No! Absolutely not!" "Sure! Let's make a deal!" the man with a big mouth's yard became a flower garden. the man with a big mouth was happy everyday. In the garden where no flower would ever bloom again... the man with big eyes was so hungry that he thought he would die. "A deal! Let's make a deal!" quotes “A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most.” “The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles.” “Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die.” “What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or in the holy name of liberty or democracy?” “War is over ... If you want it.” An Irishman's Philosophy There are only two things to worry about: If you are sick, If you dont get well, If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell, mob quote's “Don't let your tongue be your worst enemy.” “Other kids are brought up nice and sent to Harvard and yale. Me? I was brought up like a mushroom.” “We assassinate. We don't accessorize. But I understand how it is possible to Mommy, I love you --tear jerker copy and paste Try not to cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Try Not to Cry Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you If you cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,Ghostkit,Goldenfeather, KeybladeAngel34, Hermione494, Lobo Argost, BrandonGraham88 If you almost cryed while you read this copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,Ghostkit, Goldenfeather, KeybladeAngel34, Hermione494, Lobo Argost This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle. true story Girl: Slow down! Guy: No this is fun! Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile. If you've ever wanted to go into a book & strangle the characters for being SO dumb, put this on your profile! "AIM TOWARDS THE ENEMY." -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "WHEN THE PIN IS PULLED, MR. GRENADE IS NOT OUR FRIEND." -US Marine Corps "CLUSTER BOMBING FROM B-52s IS VERY, VERY ACCURATE. THE BOMBS ARE GUARANTEED TO ALWAYS HIT THE GROUND." -U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop. "IF THE ENEMY IS IN RANGE, SO ARE YOU." -Infantry Journal "A SLIPPING GEAR COULD LET YOUR M203 GRENADE LAUNCHER FIRE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. THAT WOULD MAKE YOU QUITE UNPOPULAR IN WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR UNIT." -Army's magazine of prevention maintenance "IT IS GENERALLY INADVISABLE TO EJECT DIRECTLY OVER THE AREA YOU JUST BOMBED." -US. 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We are the parnets who buried our daughter long before for time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones, I guess. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply to much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow cold and distant when the found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-econormis teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love. Re-post this if you think homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.No one deserves it. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! 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If you like looking up things and finding out stuff from Wikipedia, copy this to your profile. 98 percent of the world has a MySpace account. If you are part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy this to your profile. If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you said it, copy this to your profile. 65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather than reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV, then copypasta this into your profile. 98 of teens have been drunk or high. Paste this into your profile if you like bagels. CUTEST , SADEST THING EVER... I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. Favorite quotes: "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist. " "life is meant to be lived freely good bad it doesent matter to me thats just people's way of judging others." "Screw you guys, I'm going home!" -Cartman "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a 'orrible c*nt...me" -Brick Top/Snatch "Now, you see? This is why. This is why we can't have nice things, (Insert Person's Name)." "The day I willingly cradle your dusty old twig and berries and get whiff of your chronic halitosis while you turn your head and cough is the day you look for me up on the roof singing 'I Believe I Can Fly'."- Dr. Perry Cox "There's only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!"-Duke Nukem "Hate is such a small word to describe my feelings towards you." "Doc, relax, I'm not going to give it a cold. I'm just gonna go in there, step on its neck, and shoot it in the head. Because that's how I roll."-Church/ Red vs Blue "It's called wounded, peanut. Injured is when you fall out of a tree or something." - Martin/ Band of Brothers "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?" - Mr. Blonde/Reservoir Dogs "I feel I have the right to do whatever I please. But, if I do something you don't like, I think you have the right to kill me." -George Carlin "I'm about to sell something special to me, because we're having another baby. And to do that, I have to believe that this child won't turn out a smartass!"-Red Forman "Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you, is because you're a dumbass."-Red Forman "He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." "Oh and, Sergeant... I'm not a quaker" -Dick Winters/Band of Brothers "I'm the dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude"-Robert Downey Jr./Tropic Thunder "My favorite part was the part where you died. Enchore! Bravo!" -Sarge/RedvsBlue "Doctor Sarge says take two bullets of this shotgun and call me when you're dead. Ring, ring. Hello, is it you? Yep, you're dead!" -Sarge/RedvsBlue "Shut-up you little pot licker, I'll put you in a microwave." Reece Bobby/ Talladega Nights "You know I'm a fucking ninja, right?"-Drewbie/The Grind "Well, if you're going to a battle ground you'll want more people. Unless you like having your skull hollowed out to be used as a nut cup" -Macheath/The Grind "If you're asking for a date... You can forget it. Because I make it appoint not to go out with women who shoot me in the head." Dante/ Devil May Cry 3 "Someday I'm gonna figure out how to kill people with my brain!" "I was more scared than that when my grandmother asked me to pick her up a package of condoms."- Liuv/ The Grind "This would've been a nice little house... if we didn't bomb the 'Holy Shit' out of it" "Now they could have got someone intelligent for the position, but instead they pick the guy with the leadership qualities of a fucking gerbil!" "I'm a fucking ghost dude, how far into negotiations do you think I can get? Hey, maybe they'll trip after they shit their pants and I can talk with them for a few seconds as they run away screaming!" "Slap him, send him to school!"- Lenny/RocknRolla "You're ten years old and you figured out how to scare the crap out of your dad? That's like finding kryptonite!"-Russell Peters Favorite Speeches from Video Games/Movies "This is for the record. History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives, and we die, his truth becomes written-and ours is lost. Shepherd will be a hero. 'Cause all you need to change the world, is one good lie and a river of blood. He is about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on history. His truth will be the truth, but only if he lives...and we die." -Captain Price (Modern Warfare 2). "Oh being a dick ain't so bad. You see there are three kinds of people. Dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes do you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit."-Drunk Guy from Team America |
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