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Hey, guys to to know me a little bit better how about i will tell you that

-Im divergent(Abnegation, Eurdite and Candor)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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KATNISS:

[x] You would do anything to protect your family.

[x] You have good aim.

[ ] You hate cats.

[x] You aren’t fond of people in general.

[x ] You hate being indebted to people.

] You hold grudges.

[ ] You wouldn’t describe yourself as a warm, friendly person—you’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.

] When you sing, the birds fall silent.

4/8

PEETA

[x] You’re an artist.

] You love to bake.

] You can decorate well.

[ ] Manipulating people comes naturally for you.

[x] You’re clever.

[x] Your favorite color is orange.

] People tend to be charmed by you.

[x] You’re a hopeless romantic.

[x] You have a strong sense of self.

5/9

GALE

[ ] You question everything.

[ ] You’re very defiant.

[ ] You’re spontaneous.

[x] You’re a rebel with a cause.

[x] You would do absolutely anything for justice.

2/5

FINNICK

[x] You like "secrets".

[x] You like sugar cubes.

[ ] Others often describe you as sexy or gorgeous.

[x] You’re a skilled swimmer.

] When you’re anxious, your hands have to be occupied—with knots or something of that nature.

] You’re very popular, but don’t want to be.

] You’re protective.

3/7

PRIM

] You’re innocent.

[x] You adore animals.

[x] You love helping people in need.

[x] People seem to be fond of you.

[x] Over time you’ve become quite wise.

[x] You are nurturing.

5/6

CINNA

[x] You’re creative.

[x] You root for the underdog.

x] You dress simply.

[x] You stand up for your cause.

[x] Your hair is simple and easily manageable.

[x] You tend to have brilliant ideas.

6/6

EFFIE

[ ] You’re materialistic.

[ ] You’ve dyed your hair a wild color.

x] You’re somewhat naive.

[ ] You’re chirpy.

[x] You’re punctual and hate lateness.

] Etiquette is important to you.

2/6

HAYMITCH

x] You’re very sarcastic.

] You get drunk often.

] People might find you condescending.

] Outsmarting others is a talent of yours.

x] You’re very lonely.

2/5

JOHANNA

] You’re a bold, gutsy person.

[x] People might call you crazy. (in a good way, XD)

[x] You want things to be fair.

[ ] You’ve had a rough time in life.

[ ] You really don’t like most people.

] You don’t like being in water.

2/6

RUE

[x] You love music.

] You’re small and graceful.

[x] You hum often.

] You inspire others.

] You’re always hungry.

] People underestimate you.

2/6

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!!

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Twenty-four shall be given, Twenty-four shall be evaluated, Twenty-four shall be thrown into their demise Twenty-three shall be dead and another shall be given a great life The one shall be given memories, nightmares, torturous adventures from now one Will your tribute survive... SYOT***** OPEN (0/24)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2013