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 HELLO. I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. Just kidding. I'm more of an indecent fantasy. I am ThatPurpleGentleman, your average teenager with an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter and Panic! At the Disco. ...Maybe not so average, then. Epic bookworm. Chronic fangirl. The only thing that gives meaning to the otherwise pitiful existences of anybody she meets. I am a Jedi, Shadowhunter, and an Auror. (What can I say? The economy's tough. Some of us need more than one job.) Ryan Ross is my spirit animal. Biggest pet peeve: people who say they're vegetarian but eat chicken. And Twilight. Favorite books: Harry Potter, Umbrella Academy, The Mortal Instruments, Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, Scott Pilgrim Favorite TV shows: Phineas and Ferb, NCIS, Psych, House, White Collar, The Office, Monk Favorite movies: Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, Knight and Day, Inception, The Lion King, Dead Poets Society, Winnie the Pooh, Disney movies, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Get Smart Flippant and sarcastic but charming at the same time. Conceited exterior hiding a deep inner hatred. |
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The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 258,371 - Reviews: 3750 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
The Sound of Silence by Ladybug21 reviews
In the wars against Voldemort, she gained fame as Albus Dumbledore's second-in-command; afterward, she was remembered with reverence for rebuilding Hogwarts. But there was another time, another war, when she was merely another student at Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,429 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M., Alastor M., P. Sprout
From Perdition by Tashilovet reviews
Something is wrong with Obi-Wan. He's hearing voices, having strange dreams, and he thinks he's being followed by a man with blue eyes. And yet, something about it all feels very familiar, very old.
Crossover - Star Wars & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,066 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Dean W.
Potential by Someone aka Me reviews
How Peter Pettigrew, of all people, ended up in Gryffindor. "Who does he want to be? Peter wants, most of all, to not be pathetic, to not be weak. He wants to be strong and brave and good." Peter doesn't often get what he wants.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Peter P., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Effects of Azkaban by Someone aka Me reviews
And Sirius is raw. Burned. Flayed open. Because every bit of pain hurts just a little bit more. Every bit of rage burns just a little bit brighter. Every ache of loss throbs just a little bit more. And he'll never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete
Fail by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
"So, apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?" - In which Magnus tries to seduce Alec by using his entire reservoir of pick-up lines. Which doesn't work...much. Crack.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Hunter And The Prey by TwistedRocketPower reviews
Someone is after Tim, willing to harm and kill those he cares about most, in the process. Tim will be pushed to the brink as he's forced to play a killers game to keep his friends, family, and himself alive. Will he be strong enough to endure it?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 54,597 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
Gus Goes to Jail by ReluctantSlashFan reviews
Gus is accused of murder and Shawn will stop at nothing to get him off. But when the evidence starts piling up against him it might take more than Shawn's 'psychic' powers to help Gus.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,587 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Burton G./Gus, Shawn S. - Complete
Brick By Boring Brick by RedHandedJill44 reviews
Based on the lyrics of "Brick By Boring Brick" by Paramore. "She wanted to tell him she understood, she forgave him, she saw why he had done... what he had done. As he took a step to match hers, she found the words. You... have always had my back."
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Table by WerewolfDoctor reviews
There was one table in Professor McGonagall's classroom that had the words This is the table of Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs carved into it. This is the story of that table.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Dinner Interrupted by Mulderette reviews
Tony's life is endangered when he is caught up in a plan for revenge against Gibbs. Father/Son themes.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 107,833 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Fear by AV21 reviews
Collection of post-ep/missing scene/generally related one-shots, each tied to a line from the Pauley Perrette song, "Fear".
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 40,509 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Jace Wayland: The Owner's Guide by lunareclipse3 reviews
As you are now the proud owner of a JACE unit, these are the instructions on having it reach its full potential!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Jace W. - Complete
Sunset by jessisparks2315 reviews
Those moments between "Twilight" and "Kill Ari Chapter 1." Gibbs faces the music, and Tony faces Kate. Rated for language.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Tony D., Kate T.
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2968 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Chuck Norris, Meet Dean Winchester! by JaneConstantine reviews
recycled" Chuck Norris jokes...please read and review
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Dean W. - Complete
Probie Days by madame.alexandra reviews
Leroy Jethro Gibbs found his match in Jenny Shepard-and he knew it from the moment they met. From the day they meet to the Marseilles OP, this is their story. JIBBS Prequel of sorts.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,557 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A Little Person Called God by nyanja14 reviews
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. Sequel to A Little Place Called Home. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,014 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Conversation in C Minor by Rude Gus reviews
I’m so clever, said James Potter, letting out an elitist laugh. No one else would ever have thought of this ingenious plan. He rocked his chair back onto two legs, and almost fell, but didn’t.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
Punk'd: Marauders Edition by The Paisley Pajamas reviews
In which the Marauders earn their fifth year of infamy and Peter considers which side he owes his allegiance to. Fluff&stuff, but the plot is there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - James P., Peter P.
The Marauder's Map by The Paisley Pajamas reviews
A short drabble of how the Marauders came up with their name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete