Name: Here it is Nerdy-Loser22

Age: If I disclose that then I would be in major trouble so yeah.

I love to read and write.

My favorite books are the Percy Jackson series, the Gallagher Girl series, The Outsiders, Tex, and many others.

Another good passtime is watching TV. My favorite shows are Big Time Rush, Unnatural History,Criminal Minds, CSI, Malcolm in the Middle, Pretty Little Liars, and many others.

Musicals are pretty awesome. I love Rent, Newsies, Next to Normal, and West Side Story.

I am an extremely weird person with weird friends. And I am a junk food junkie which pisses my mom of daily. I'm straight but I hate homophobics. I also (obviously) love slash. Weird enough for ya? Sooo yeah. Any Questions?

Oh and if your my best friend you know that I act, sing, dance, am in (and hate) Girl Scouts, watch CSI only because of Greg (and Nick occasionally) and my guilty pleasure is Big Time Rush.

I think Fanfiction needs to add a section for band-fic

Fav Couples:

Jarlos James and Carlos (Big Time Rush)

Kogan Kendall and Logan (Big Time Rush)

Robin/Speedy (Teen Titans)

Robin/Kid Flash (Young Justice)

Zach/Cammie (Gallagher Girls)

Emmett/Elle (Legally Blonde)

Reese/Malcolm (Malcolm in the Middle)

Henry/Jasper (Unnatural History)

Luke/Percy (Percy Jackson series)

Hanna/Lucas (Pretty Little Liars)
Hanna/ Sean (Pretty Little Liars
Ezria (Pretty Little Liars)

Nuke (As the World Turns)

Booth/Brennan (Bones)

Greg/Nick (CSI)

GSR (CSI)

Morgan/Reid (Criminal Minds)

John/Bobby (Pyro/Iceman) (X-men)

Bevin (Ben 10)

Tryan(HSM)

Bethan (My Babysitter's a Vampire)
Rory/Ethan (My Babysitter's a Vampire)

Peeta/Cato (Hunger Games)

Javid (Newsies)
Blush (Newsies)
Sprace (Newsies)

Peter/Jason (Bare)

Niff (Glee)
Klaine (Glee)
Huntbastian (Glee)
Brittana (Glee)

Marker (Rent)

Beca/Chloe (Pitch Perfect)

Least Fav Couples

Troyella (HSM)

Percabeth (Percy Jackson series)

Logan/Camille ick! (Big Time Rush)

LuRe (As the World Turns)

Sara/Greg (CSI)

Gwen/Kevin (Ben 10)

Stories

Hidden Love: Hiatus

22/? in progress

My Lonely Cabin: More to come.

3/7 in progress

Ipod Challenge:

1/1 complete

If You Were Gay

1/1 complete

What Makes You Beautiful

1/1 complete

Repost if you think homophobia is wrong

I am the girl kicked out of her home becuase I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allow to even visit the chidren I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to alway deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you think homophobia is wrong then post this on your profile and show that you are against it. Thank you.

Thought I'd do this for fun.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. (1... easy)

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. (hellz yea)

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. (totally)

4. You care most about the person you put in 4. (yep. she's my bff)

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. (nate...ehh)

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. (idk.)

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. ( Just the way you are. Yep!)

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. (Hahaha I put Push It. Kinda weird)

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. (my mind is kinda stuck)

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life (Billionaire. Sounds like me)

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (Aaron)

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?(Blue)

3. Your first initial?(s)

4. Your month of birth?(Jan.)

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?(White)

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.(Camilla)

7. Your favorite number?(13)

8. Do you like California or Florida more?(Cali)

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?(Ocean)

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).(Are you ready for this? I wish for a boyfriend!)

Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. (Yep)

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.(uh huh)

3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.(YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. (amazing)

5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.(Cool!)

6. This person is your best friend. (Always and forever)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.(not to many but not too small)

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. (Yep!)

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. (cool)

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! (My wish will com true before January 13th? Yay! That's only 18 days away.)

List 12 characters from Glee in no particular order

1. Sam

2. Quinn

3. Finn

4. Puck

5. Artie

6. Kurt

7. Tina

8. Mercedes

9. Mike

10. Brittany

11. Blaine

12. Santana

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Yes, Kurt/Blaine fic. They are AMAZING!!!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes. He’s hotter than the sun in a bad boy way ;)

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Not Possible!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Possibly. Idk I’ve never read them

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No but 6 and 11 would XD

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/10 because that’s how it is on the show.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Four and Twelve making out?

Probably shrug it off. They make out EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Finn dumps Brittany for Rachel. When Rachel blows him off to be with Jesse, Finn tries to go out with her again. But she’s with Artie. How will he win her back??

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Maybe. Idk

10. Suggest a title for a Six/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Gay Guidence

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Maybe

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yep! *coughs* Maddy

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Maybe. But not a love one, a friend one sure.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

On My Own

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Random threesome

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Sam and Tina are in a happy relationship until Mike runs off with Tina. Sam brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Blaine and a brief unhappy affair with Kurt (Sam likes them gay ;)) then follows the wise advice of Artie and finds true love with Finn.

What title would you give this fic?

The gay guys of Glee.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement?

CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

19. What would you think if you found (4) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would suddenly develop an interest in that sibling or relative. Anything to meet Puck.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I would walk away very slowly and then start freaking out.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

She’s a Cheerio. What do you expect? I would probably slap her.

22. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Haha! I wouldn’t be surprised. Santana is pretty crazy.

23. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I’d let it go. Brittany doesn’t know what she’s doing and I feel like a nap.

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I would faint!!! He is so HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Just give it back when you’re done Kurt.

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

I would yell at Mike and Tina and then pull Puck into bed with me and……. Let’s just say after a few minutes with Puck I would be too tired to even care. ;) If you know what I mean.

27. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Probably cheer. No hw. They would probably have us practice singing and cheerleading all day.

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door.

"Is there a problem Officer?"

The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?"

The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

"You don't have one?"

The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."

The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"

"I'm sorry, I can't do that."

The policeman says, "Why not?"

"I stole this car."

The officer says, "Stole it?"

The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."

At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?"

"She's in the boot if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"

The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?"

"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

"Murdered the owner?"

The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?"

The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.

The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"

The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers.

The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence."

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner."

The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, decided to try a trick.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom!"

He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked, eagerly. A minute passed. Nothing happened.

Finally, the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put it to you that there is reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."

With that, the jury retired to deliberate. But after only a few minutes, they came back and pronounced a verdict of guilty.

"But how?" the lawyer asked. "You must have had some doubt. I saw all of you stare at the door."

"Oh, yes," the jury foreman replied. "We all looked - but your client didn't!"

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bad tires!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

Concrete Angel

She walks to school with the lunch she packed
Nobody knows what she's holding back
Wearing the same dress she wore yesterday
She hides the bruises with the linen and lace, oh

The teacher wonders but she doesn't ask
It's hard to see the pain behind the mask
Bearing the burden of a secret storm
Sometimes she wishes she was never born

Through the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone
In a world that she can't rise above
But her dreams give her wings and she flies to a place
Where she's loved concrete angel

Somebody cries in the middle of the night
The neighbors hear but they turn out the light
A fragile soul caught in the hands of fate
When morning comes it will be too late

Through the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone
In a world that she can't rise above
But her dreams give her wings and she flies to a place
Where she's loved concrete angel

A statue stands in a shaded place
An angel girl with an upturned face
A name is written on a polished rock
A broken heart that the world forgot

Through the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone
In a world that she can't rise above
But her dreams give her wings and she flies to a place
Where she's loved concrete angel

Please help stop child abuse :( It's just sick

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

"1 in every 10 people born is gay. That means 1 in every 10 people are instantly put down, given bad labels, left alone, put in a minority, and so much more... all for something they didn't ask for. Many gay teens are going to suicide as a way of escaping. If you want to tell them life... will get better, and you respect them for who they are, copy and paste this. Most of you won't, but let's see the 5% who will."

95% of people laugh at people for being diffrent. Put this on your profile if you are one of the 5% who laugh at the 95% for being the same.

You Say Yellow
I Say Red
You Say jonas brothers
I Say My Chemical Romance
You Say miley cyrus
I Say Frank Iero
You Say Rap
I Say Violent pop
You Say I'm Weird
I Say Thank you
You say im ugly
I say good to know
You say im different
I say arent we all

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you are addicted to Vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.(Whenever I talk about Vampires, I mean real Vampires.. Not those sparkly things.)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. copy and paste this if you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. .

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero, Vampires_Rock,cullendrive, AlexandraCullen, Myself4994 (R.I.P), XFrankIeroismyheroX, Carlos Emmett Iero-Way

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you love the rain, copy this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you listen to alternative rock, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being random is screaming out common household objects, animals and foods, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you want people to believe you don’t care how they feel about you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If most of these apply to you, copy and paste this to your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Fav Quotes:

"Are You On Our Side And You Want To Be Diffrent Or Are You On That Side And You Want To Throw A Football At My Head?" - Gerard Way

"Popsicles should be the new black, that way everyone would have one!"--Frank Iero

"I wanna go to bed now!" Frank Iero

"That's what happens when you're all borderline psychotic and therein lies the beauty of this band - our duality. There's a duality to each band member too. There's a desire to have this constant conflict. If we write a write a song and it turns out really poppy, we have to make the lyrics really fucked up. There's psychosis to everything we do for sure. One day we're probably gonna write this number one pop tune that will be about a massacre!" --Gerard Way

Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive..."--Gerard Way

This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments, and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well." --Mikey Way

"It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years."
- Gerard Way

"I would date Gerard."
- Frank Iero

'asshole. i was such an asshole! uhhh delinquent. i was told i was too intelligent for my own good but i don't know about that. i didn't like authority and this was at ten!'-Frank Iero

(Haha Saw this in a picture... Not an actual quote.. but it's pretty funny!) I know how to stop wars. Put Gerard between the two fighting countries... Naked...

Frank: "Has Goldfinger ever seen any mooses?"

Mikey: "That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi."
Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."
Frank: "Has Goldfinger ever seen a flock of meese advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight. They aren't small creatures. You would just run off like a girl or a boy. What does running like a girl mean anyway?"
Mikey: I've seen one. I'd run like a girl for sure. They're massive. If you run over one you're fucked. They come in through your windscreen kicking."

Bob: "People think that moose are really gentle and goofy but they aren't; they're fucking animals."

"Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about."

"If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway." Gerard

"The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell." Gerard

I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too." Gerard

"Were not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like uhh this sun stuff kind of sucks"

"What I Like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. "

"I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!"

"Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head."

"Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. "

Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?

Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can't believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?

Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.

"I dont think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start his own band, I like to think it will make him save children from a burning building.

"From now on, my birthday will also be known as Not Frank's Birthday"-Gerard Way.

Bored. Found this decided to do it.

Step 1: Put your iTunes or music player or whatever on shuffle mode.
Step 2: Post the first-second line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Have people guess what songs they are.
Step 4: strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly (I'll put an x by it or something)

1. Under the stolen lights feel the rhythm the rhythm. And it'll get you right sweat it all out of your system.
2. The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake. You dream about going up there but that is a big mistake.
3. It's close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark. Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost strikes your heart.
4. And I don't even know what kinda fool your taking me for. So you got some brand new clothes that you never could afford before.
5. Sing it out boy you've got to see what tomorrow brings. Sing it out girl you got to be what tomorrow needs.
6. Black dress with the tights underneath. I got the breath of a last cigarette on my teeth.
7. Coming out your mouth with your blah blah blah. Zip your lips like a padlock and meet me in the back with the jack and the jukebox.
8. Everybody pay attention to me. I got the answer.
9. I wasn't jealous before we met. Now every man that I see is a potential threat.
10. Made a wrong turn once and twice. Dug my way out blood and fire.
11. Come stop your crying it'll be alright. Just take my hand hold it tight.
12. Times are strange. We got a free upgrade for snakes on a plane.
13. Well it rains and it pours when your out on your own. If I crash on the couch can I sleep in my clothes.
14. I was fine just a guy living on my own. Waiting for the sky to fall, then you called and changed it all doll.
15. Wait a minute. Before you tell me anything how was your day.
16. For the get go I knew this was hard to hold. Like a crush the whole thing spun out of control.
17. Have you ever had the feeling your drawn to someone. And it isn't anything they could've said or done.
18. Boys and girls wanna hear a true story. Saturday night was at this real wild party.
19. Shorty said she wants to run away. Says I look like a boy she used to date.
20. 3, 2, 1 we came to fuck. Everybody party till the gasman comes.
21. Mama we all go to hell. Mama we all go to hell.
22. Drugs, gimme drugs, gimme drugs, I don't need it but I'll sell what you got. Take the cash and I'll keep it.
23. Maybe this could be the line that starts the whole story. Maybe you could be the one, the one who's meant for me.
24. I hung up the phone tonight. Something happened for the first time.
25. Well if you wanted honesty that's all you have to say. I never want to let you down or have you go it's better off this way. (Trust me teehee)

Favorite Quote EVER!

"Gerard, in my view, is the second coolest motherfucker on this planet. Second because I'm first and therefore cooler!" Frank Iero :)

My Chemical Romance Bible

Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar
Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Mikey Way can speak braille.
Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Ray Toro
If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15% a year switching to Gerard Way
Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."MCR ARE MY HEROES
I’ve hung 'em high.
I’ve been down Cemetery Drive
I live a disenchanted life...
I am a shotgun sinner
I am prepared to march in The Black Parade.
And without them is how I disappear...
They make me think "happy motherfucking thoughts"
I brought you my bullets in return for your LOVE.
I live life on the murder scene
I lost my fear of falling
I like to lose myself and paint these walls in pitchfork red
My favorite hotel is the Hotel Bella Muerte
I celebrate October 31st for two reasons.
You can't keep my BROTHER, and you won't fuck my FRIENDS..
Oh how wrong were we to think that IMMORTALITY meant never DYING...
I'll send you my RESIGNATION in DRAG
I want you to BURY me in BLACK
When I grow up, I want to be nothing at all
I painted it black, and took it back...
Wouldn't it be great if we were DEAD!?
I sign my name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
I am a Demolition Lover
I mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses
I believe that the Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You
It's Not a Fashion Statement - It's a Deathwish
I thanked you for the venom
I never told you what I did for a living
I put bars and X's over my eyes to be just like my heroes.
I scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with me.
I was welcomed to the black parade.
I am not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
I could've been a better son.
I raise my glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
I Fire At Will.
SIN - I - SIN!
When I grow up, I want to be nothing at all.
They have given me more than one reasons to believe
I loved Pansy, and all its glory.
I cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
I am a soldier, a vampire, and a parader, and a Fan.
I won't go down by myself, but I'll go down with my friends...
I am absolutely in love with MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE? If You Ever Felt Alone ?
? If You Ever Felt Rejected ?
? If You Ever Felt Confused ?
? If You Ever Felt Anxious ?
? If You Ever Felt Wrong ?
? If You Ever Felt Wronged ?
? If You Ever Felt Unclean ?
? If You Ever Felt Angry ?
? If You Ever Felt Ashamed ?
? If You Ever Felt Curious ?
? If You Ever Felt Used ?
? Be Prepared To Feel Revenge ?
? Feel The Romance ?
? My Brutal Romance ?
? My Beautiful Romance ?
? My Innocent Romance ?
? My Childish Romance ?
? My Miserable Romance ?
? My X-Rated Romance ?
? My Harlequin Romance ?
? My Selfish Romance ?
? My Chemical Romance ?This is for those who cried to The Ghost Of You.
For those who felt empowered during Famous Last Words.
For those who felt they could relate to I'm Not Okay.
For those who want to start a riot because of Teenagers.
For those who are demolition lovers.
For those who killed all their friends.
This is for those who got welcomed To The Black Parade.
For those who aren't afraid to keep on living;
Who aren't afraid to walk this world alone.
So let's crash the cemetery gates, with heads held high and MCR in out hearts, because we are the MCRmy.
For anyone who loves Gerard no matter what color his hair was.
For anyone who loves that pansy Frank and was worried when he got sick.
For anyone who has ever fantasied about playing with Ray's hair.
For anyone who got worried when Bob got burnt.
For anyone who cried every single time Gerard got drunk or high.
For anyone who bought MCR's new album the very second they could and protect it with their lives.
For anyone who can't watch The Ghost Of You without crying.
For anyone who isn't okay.
For anyone who loves My Chemical Romance with all of their "black little hearts".
For anyone who didn't just listen to their music, but their lyrics, too.
For anyone who thinks they'll die alone.
For anyone who wanted to jump up on stage just to give the band hugs.
For anyone who wanted to meet them just to say "thank you".
For anyone who wanted them for their advice, not their money.
For anyone who wants to say 'I love you' without any remorse.
For anyone who is sick of having their heart broken, or getting hurt.
For anyone who can honestly say that MCR saved their lives.
For anyone who gets exited when someone says "Gerard, Frankie, Bob, Mikey" or "Ray".
For anyone who gets exited when someone says "My Chemical Romance", "My Chem" or "MCR".
For anyone who says "I am a My Chemical Romance fan" with pride, and with honesty.
For anyone who will repost this, and actually take the time.
For anyone who has had a relative say, "Please, no more MCR today!"
For anyone who gets excited when they see a random person wearing an MCR shirt.
For anyone who will go across the country to see a My Chemical Romance concert.
For anyone who listens to the message MCR has to share with the world.
For anyone who doesn't know where they'd be without them;
For anyone who's life changed the moment they heard one song.
For everyone who would hold a funeral procession at school if MCR broke up.
We ARE the MCRmy.
They told us they weren't okay.
They told us vampires would never hurt us.
They want us to say our famous last words and join The Black Parade.
They said the mirror wasn't big enough for the both of them.
They cried for the ghost of us.
They introduced us to Helena.
They don't love us like they did yesterday.
We ARE the MCRmy.
Real MCR fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.
Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
Real MCR fans get exited and hyper when one of there songs come on the radio.
Real MCR fans punch anyone who disses Gerard's hair, or anything about MCR, for that matter.
Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band, and what they do.
Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket that looks like the Black Parade uniforms.
Real MCR fans will keep reading this.
I am a demolition lover.
I am never okay.
I was welcomed to the Black Parade.
I am young, and I don't care.
I am disenchanted.
I am filled with unapologetic apathy.
I mourned Mikey's glasses and the death of Pansy.
I live life on the murder scene
I did cry to The Ghost Of You.
I did feel empowered by Famous Last Words.
I worried about Bob and his burn.
I helped Gerard stay sober.
I have an obsession with Ray's hair.
I am not afraid to keep on living,
or to walk this world alone.
I crashed the cemetery gates.
I brought you my bullets when you brought me your love.
I gave three cheers for sweet revenge.
I know what they do to guys like us in prison.
I gave 'em hell and hung 'em high.
I killed all my friends.
I gave gallons of blood.
I have seen the early sunsets over Monroeville.
Vampires can never hurt me!So shut your eyes, kiss me goodnight, and sleep.
These are our famous last words.
So thank you for the venom; so long, and goodnight.
I am the MCRmy, and they did save my life!
Post this if you are truly part of the MCRmy...
So Long And Goodnight!(...\.../...)...\...\.../.../
...\.../.I.\./ ...My
.../... I...I..(\
...I...I...I...\...\ ...cHeMiCaL
...I...I.I.I..\...)
...\... .. .../'...RoMaNcE...

...lo o o o o l.. RoCkS...

The Ten Commandments Of Gerard Way

1. Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2. Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3. Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4. Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5. Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6. Thou shall strike violent poses
7. Thou shall stay out of the light
8. Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9. Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10. Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

The Ten Commandments Of Mikey Way

1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thy self
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces, and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

The Ten Commandments Of Frank Iero

1. Thou shall run around until though can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun

The Ten Commandments Of Bob Bryar

1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P. New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal

The Ten Commandments Of Ray Toro

1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thy afro

10 commandments My Chemical Romance

1. Thou shall respect bob and ray as much as Gerard, Frank and Mikey
2. Thou shall love Gerard's makeup!
3. Thou shall HATE Bert! [Gerard’s ex-boyfriend]
4. Thou shall eat pancakes for breakfast often
5. Thou shall sing My chemical Romance songs till thou voice is gone!!!
6. Thou shall know all the My chemical Romance Songs [not just welcome to the black parade]!
7. Thou shall Not kill thou self cuz Gerard loves you!!!
8. Thou shall LOVE Frerard?!!!
9. Thou shall celebrate My Chemical Romance day!!!!!
10. Thou shall love McR for their music... not only looks!

The Ten (other) Commandments of My Chemical Romance

1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love..
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you .
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires).
7. Thou shall respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the black parade.
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. thou shall fuckin say fuck a lot, especially during the fuckin MCR concerts and while thou art fuckin jammin to thy fuckin music thou shall think happy motherfuckin thoughtsThis is for everyone who:
_cries during Famous Last Words.
_still cries during The Ghost of You.
_wants to dance during Dead!
_says MCR saved their life.
_comes on this site everyday.
_defends MCR on a daily basis.
_has made friends based on the fact that they like MCR.
_knows that My Chemical Romance will always be there to fall back on.
_wants Bert and Gerard to stop fighting.
_hated Eliza Cuts.
_cried when they saw Gerard drunk on Life On The Murder Scene.
_has done something with their life because of MCR.
_writes My Chemical Romance on their shoes.
_has ever quoted a member of MCR.
_misses Mikey's glasses.
_thinks Mikey is sexy with or without glasses anyway.
_loves Gerard's hair no matter what color it is.
_calls Frankie 'super midget.'
_supports Bob Bryar's solo project.
_blasts I'm Not Okay as loud as it can go.
_wants Jamia and Frank to have kids.
_is a proud member of the MCRmy.
IS A HARDCORE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FAN
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Dessert song-mcr, the best day ever-mcr..._
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Happy my chemical romance day #1 "Anti Rock and Roll""Suicide is a serious thing. And if you know anyone who is suicidal, you need to get them help. No one should be in pain. Everyone should love themselves. Like I love you all." Gerard Way???????? Put this on your
???????? profile if you ? MCR?.? .? .????????Put this on your page
???????if you support the
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?????????Put This
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??????????IF You Are Not
??????????A Poser
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??? GERARD IS MY FRIEND?????????????????????????????????????????????I love My chemical romance
I love you Gerard Arthur Way
I love you Frank Anthony Thomas Iero Jr.
I love you Michael James Way
I love you Bobert Nathanial Bryar
I love you Ray Toro OrtizKeep Bob away from the cameras
Keep Ray away from the hair straighteners
Keep Mikey away from the toasters
Keep Gerard away from the needles
KEEP FRANK AWAY FROM GERARD!!!We are the True Fans.
THIS IS DEDICATED TO EACH AND EVERY MCR FAN, OLD AND NEW...
Who was a demolition lover.
Who was NEVER okay.
Who was welcomed to the Black Parade.
THIS IS TO:
Every Helena, Patient, and Harmless Vampire.
Every single fan whom may never see them play.
Team Blonde Gerard. Rest in peace my friends.
Every one who cracked that one "Back in Black" joke.
Those of you who mourned for Mikey's glasses.
Those of you who live Life on the Murder Scene.
Those who cried to Ghost of You.
Those who cried to Famous Last Words.
Those who worried about Bob and his burn.
You who helped Gerard STAY sober.
Those who have an obsession with Ray's hair.
Those who love Frankie Iero, Mikey, Gerard... You know who you are.
Everyone who is not afraid to keep on living.
LET'S CRASH THE CEMETARY GATES!
WE WILL HAVE THE BAND AND EACH OTHER FOREVER!My Chemical Romance is living proof of what can be achieved by self-proclaimed geeks and outcasts. Brothers Gerard and Mikey Way, Ray Toro, Frank Iero, and Bob Bryar had a dream and chased it. Through every setback and challenge-like ditching original drummer Matt Pelissier and Gerard's wild drug and alcohol abuse and subsequent recovery the guys pulled together and made it happen.If you believe in MCR.And if you love them with all of your heart, Repost this.1.Real M.C.R fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.
2.Real M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name
3.Real M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4.Real M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5.Real M.C.R fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
6.Real M.C.R fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a M.C.R concert.
7.Real M.C.R fans take time to write on the front of all there underwear "I love Gerard".
8.Real M.C.R fans ask their mom whats for dinner and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
9.Real M.C.R fans don't start smoking 'cause they think they will be hott like Frank and Gerard.
10.Real M.C.R fans ask for Bob for christmas and cry when they dont get him.
11.Real M.C.R fans don't do dirty things with their M.C.R action figures.
12.Real M.C.R fans occasionally sleep with a picture of M.C.R and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
13.Real M.C.R fans piss themselves when they see them.
14.Real M.C.R fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
15.Real M.C.R fans have this on their profile.You say dance - I say mosh
You say pop - I say Punk
You say Tokio hotel - I say Sex Pistols
You say Rhianna - I say The Who?
You say pink - I say black with studs
You say Britney Spears - I say Sid Vicious
You say Duffy - I say Tré Cool
You say DJ - I say Guitar play
You say Abercrombie - I say Hot Topic
You say Chihuahua - I say no fucking way..
You say Paris Hilton - I say GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile.95% of the teens will cry if they did see the jonas brothers on a
skyscraber ready to jump.
copy and paste this everywhere!!!!!!
if u are in the 5% that will sit eating popcorn
saying "JUMP MOTHERFUCKAS!
HELL YA!"You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Jonas Brothers
I Say My Chemical Romance
You Say Joe Jonas
I say Gerard Way and Bob Bryar
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I say I'm "Eff off!"
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Yea I did just put it on my profile...

If you have done any of these, copy and paste it to your profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

AWWW I love this!:

Find the guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours to listen to your heart beat

or will stay awake just to watch you sleep

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead

who keeps your picture in his wallet

who wants to show you off to the world even in your sweatpants

who holds your hand in front of all his friends

who thinks your beautiful without makeup

one who is constantly telling you how much he cares, and how he is lucky to have you

THE one who turns to his friends and says That's Her!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

I have a Mibba account... Check it out... Just take all the spaces out and paste in your url bar...

http :// member . mibba . com / 222964 /