Life sucks for Lovina Vargas. Not only has she realized that she has feelings for "that idiota" Antonio, but on top of that, Mr. Oblivious Tomato-head is now dating her younger, prettier sister Feliciana Vargas. Oh, the woes of being a grouchy, high-tempered, tsundere Southern Italian. SpainXfem!Romano, SpainXfem!Italy, PrussiaXfem!Romano

[[ SpaMano oneshots ]] Antonio regretted his life choices as he slammed into the ground. "And that, children, is how not to keep your guard up. What do you think, white-belt? Should we try again?" Every fiber in Antonio's body screamed no. However, that smirk Lovino had on his face spread to Antonio's own. The white-belt stood, knees popping, and shook out his arms.

Lovino, for once, takes advice from his brother. He releases his negative emotions into a sketch pad. But unbeknowst to Feliciano, he does it in the most violent way - He illustrates graphic deaths for those he hates. But when his Spanish boyfriend finds the sketch pad, he decides to make his craziest, bloodiest dreams come true. Anything for his little tomato...

AU The Bad Touch Trio has fell in a disunion and as they're all struggling to find their place in the world, Gilbert calls them together for a road trip, sure to be the key to fixing the general unhappiness in their lives. Soon, the road trip draws in the 2 determined police officers, 1 cranky FBI agent, 2 mafia children and their bodyguard, a dimwit detective and a serial killer.

Lovino takes on a dare to dress up as a waitress for a month. While working, he meets Antonio who becomes his regular customer and soon starts fancying Lovino. SpaMano, FrUk, PruCan, RoChu, GiriKey and NethPol. AU Hetalia

While lost in a hospital Antonio comes across young terminally ill patient, Lovino Vargas. With Lovino left only six months to live it's an awful time a romance to blossom between the ill fated pair, but with a bucket list to race through as the clock ticks down, the two find that love is very hard to avoid.

Nurse Lovino Vargas has to take care of brain damaged patient Antonio Carriedo, who seems to have a strange affection towards him. N-not that Lovino likes it! The Italian is determined to make the man recover, no matter what it takes. What will little Lovino get himself into with this patient? (Spain / Romano) Spamano, with side FrUk, PruCan, and GerIta.

Lovino is plotting against his family. Antonio is his psychopathic partner. Meanwhile, Detectives Arthur Kirkland and Alfred Jones have a crime syndicate to bring down. Mafia AU. Spamano. Dark!Spain. Rated for language and possible gore in later chapters. - DISCONTINUED -

Lovina (fem!Romano) was content with living with Antonio and her sister, making pasta in the evenings, and ignoring the flutter of her chest during the day when the Spaniard called her name. That is, until a certain someone had a change of heart. Prumano? (Prussia x fem!Lovina) / Spamano? (Spain x fem!south Italy) and some Gerita (Germany x fem!Italy) smushed in there as well.

[[ PruMano Oneshots ]] "This car makes me want to weep and then die." Prussia looked up sharply, a hand held protectively on the hood of his car. Romano stood nearby, flicking the ash from his cigarette. He was wearing some nice suit, and his red Ferrari was like a beacon behind him, red and loud against the gray of the World Meeting building. "That's sort of a mean thing to say."

"You would need to break him out of Mermaid Island Prison. But the only way on is a ship with walls around it." Arthur said. Lovino looked up hopeful. "With walls?" Dimas asked. "Why?" "So the mermaids don't drag you off."

Spain gets into a fight with England and ends up being turned into a cat. Will Romano recognize him? Spamano, USUK, and slight mentions of failed Romerica

There were still whispers, rumors that the witch of Sicily remained in that forest, cursing all who would come near. It was a place many feared to tread, treated almost as sacred ground. Only fools would dare incite the wrath of the witch by entering that place. Only fools...and pirates. (Spain/Romano)

Romano 'Lovino' Vargas wants nothing more than to distance himself from his grandfather and his murky illegal business. When a shooting star streaks across the sky, Lovino's friends make wishes. And the next day, a mysterious new student named Antonio turns up in class. So starts a cycle of wishing, fulfillment and a lot of red carnations. College AU Spamano. Two-shot.

"Good point. So, together then?" He held out his hand to Lovino. "We'll find the treasure and split it." "Right." "Hope you don't mind sharing with a wolf." Antonio said with a grin, his teeth sharp and his eyes glowing yellow.

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Decidedly illegal hacking results in the uncovering of the chaotic correspondence between the countries of the Earth. Cue scones and chainsaws, declarations of nuclear war, Pierre-roasting, odd histories, turkeys, missing brains and God. And deified communism?

Romano finds himself in a bit of a pinch... Until the day is saved by an unlikely hero.

England casts a spell to rid himself of Spain. As expected it goes wrong; leaving Romano to deal with the many personalities of Spain. That sounds like a normal day for Romano, right? It would be if the personalities not had their own personifications.

After being apart from each other for months, Lovino and Antonio are ready to live their lovey-dovey lives with each other again! However, when they wake up one day and discover there are tiny little CHILDREN running around their House, things get a little... different. Rated M, because Spamano.

Feliciano wakes up in a destroyed city with no memory. He soon discovers that the city isn't exactly 'normal' and much creepier than expected, because there are these Nightmares, monsters that feed on humans... He will find other survivors of the Apocalypse and learn more of the new world, but will he be able to learn more about himself too? And... just what are these REDs?

They're both a little bit damaged, a little bit unscathed. Lovino can only truly see the world when Antonio describes it to him. Words can be magical, words can drive the darkness away. –Spamano one-shot. Blind!Lovino, Writer!Antonio, College AU, very light mentions of sexual abuse of a minor- Now in Russian! You can check my profile for details!

Yao, fed up of the fast pace of his home country, moves to a small sleepy town in north east Europe. There he meets Ivan and the two fall quickly in love. But Ivan is hiding something, something big, something that could tear them apart or worse... Be the death of them. And it's in his basement.

In a world where people are born with a sentence from their soulmate on their wrist, people wait their whole lives to meet their soulmate. But one day, a boy is born with a blank wrist. And this wordless boy's name is Ludwig Beilschmidt.

Giftfic for Megibabe1 - GerIta 2014 Exchange - Harry Potter AU - In his fourth year at the Beauxbatons Academy of Magic, Feliciano Vargas looks forward to watching the Tri-Wizard Tournament at the Durmstrang Institute. However, Feliciano is holding onto sweet and secret memories from the past, will he find the lost blond boy of his memories in the icy north?

After a World Meeting, America suggested to 9 of his friends to play the Test of Courage in a mansion that was said to be haunted. They split into their old WWII groups to scare each other once it's found. But little did they know that the mansion rendered them all as humans and the THINGS in the mansion were determined to kill them all. And most of them were all holding a secret.

A defective biological experiment threatens to wipe out the entire human population by turning everyone afflicted into brain dead cannibals. The world begins falling apart at the seams, and the only thing holding it together is a group of inexperienced survivors. Multiple pairings.

In 1925, Benito Mussolini is god. By 1944, he is the devil. -Veneziano, Romano, and Mussolini- *Part two in the Dictators series. Historical!Hetalia. Reader discretion is advised. ONESHOT*

Antonio was the best football player in the high school team. Until a certain Lovino Vargas arrives. Lovino is gifted, ruthless, and brilliant on the field. Antonio finds it all rather endearing, much to Lovino's chagrin. And somehow, this has something to do with 'being true to yourself' and all that jazz. -Spamano oneshot. Human AU-

AU, 1502. Fueled by revenge, Lovino Vargas hasn't failed an assassination job yet - but when a new Spanish captain comes to Rome, killing the unorthodox Antonio Carriedo might just be the death of him. Spamano.

Two people. One day. A story of two best friends, told one June 24th at a time, as they grow together, grow apart and grow to love each other. (Human AU)

When Antonio Carriedo wished on a star, he hadn't expected one to actually fall to his feet. He also hadn't expected it to have an Italian accent or an irritability as flaring as the smolder of starlight in his eyes. This is the story of how magic, adventure, and the night sky's reflection on the ocean helped to solve the anarchy that is living, breathing human emotion (Spamano).

Lovino Romano Vargas-Marino. 14 years old, and an 8th grader at Willianson Middle School. Reported missing by his Grandfather at 3 in the morning. Found dead two hours later at Willianson Middle School. According to the evidence, he hung himself. These were found on his person.

Antonio had the perfect life. Key word; had. He was going to marry the love of his life, but that is taken from his hands when he must take part in the 62nd Hunger Games and represent District 7. HIATUS

America is a rude meanie-pants out to get his old opposition, Russia. When Russia starts to get quite unsettled, he's lucky he has China to keep him calm and get him through this three-day meeting without skinning America alive. RoChu, Canonverse, mostly fluff.

As a replacement for real friends and family, Yao, an aspiring young scientist and mechanic, created the Intelligent Virtual Android Network, also known as I.V.A.N. As far as Ivan knew, he was a human. There was always the question of why he didn't age, though. RoChu. Oneshot.

Lovino hates to admit it, but he has a crush on one of his roommate's obnoxious friends. But maybe it's not as one-sided as he thinks. Prumano. Rated for language.

America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.

'Be more like your brother.' Screw it. Romano decides to imitate Veneziano for a day and the whole world falls in love with him. Crack Oneshot. Rated T for... a little swearing, I guess?

Mattea really should have expected complete chaos when she agreed to go on a two week long summer retreat with her classmates. Particularly when you add overprotective sisters and friends who like playing matchmaker... Gen!flip and Gakuen AU.

"Don't ever leave me." Lovino said nothing. He allowed the tense heaviness to settle among his shoulders, tighten his lungs, and spread between the space from where he stood to where Antonio was seated lethargically. Antonio's gaze sharpened. Lovino, inclining his head slightly, whispered, "I won't." Spamano, AU

HungerGames!AU. Romano was rude and crude and everyone loved his brother more, but he was willing to do anything necessary for his family, even take Feli's place in the dreaded Hunger Games. Will contaiin various pairings, but Spamano is main.

Some events, frankly, aren't important enough to make international news.

America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.

Grade cards for your favorite countries and for the subjects that they took. I'll do any Country. Come check it out. You know you want too. *Under Construction!*

Kiku created a new game which could send anyone into the 2D world. But an error occured during the test run and sucked almost all the nations in. Now trapped in the game, the nations must fight not only the Error in the game, but also themselves in order to find a way to save and get back to their world. Main pairings in here are Gerita and Spamano.

I know it's weird...but when I die, I always expected Death to come to me as a skeleton with a scythe, like what Romulus told me would happen when I was a child. What I DID NOT expect, was some smiling, Spanish bastard with a halberd. [DISCONTINUED]

The Hetalia countries find themselves faced with fairytales containing some very familiar-sounding characters...

The G8 is trapped in the mansion and no one else knows about it, until Romano starts getting memories from his brother. With Spain at his side, he makes it to the mansion on his quest to rescue the nations. As secrets are revealed and promises made, this journey becomes about a lot more than just escaping. HetaOni Spamano fanfic. Rated T for violence, future incidents, and swearing

"Un magnete sei, mi attrai sempre più a te," Roma murmured in his ear as he thrust, and Veneziano couldn't help the overjoyed tears. He loved Roma so much... Their platonic relationship up to unification, their romance since, where they stand now. Itacest

Romano is dead and Spain is broken, spiralling into the deep, blackness of depression. And as he locks himself from the outside world, isolating himself from his friends, from everyone, in his oblivion of pain, Romano find's he's the only one who can help. Only, how can useless ghost like him even dream to help the slowly dying love of his life? Spamano. GerIta. Character death.

What the characters could have done in HetaOni instead of, well... being useless. Such as shooting the lock or remembering that dynamite exists. Crude humor.

Germany comes to visit Spain's home with both Italies for the weekend but clashing cultures and family strife make for a very stressful vacation. Pairings: Germany/Italy and Spain/Romano.

I've seen a couple of these done and I must say I'm offended. All the words cramped in together as though they are not worth anyone's time. Well, I'm here to fix that. This is Artemis's will after all, so should we not treat it with all the respect due it?

A slightly unusual teenage Spain's view on his life and the world and his blossoming relationship with Romano L. Vargas. Spamano.

Antonio, a wealthy nobleman, is happy with his life now that he has the cute, grumpy Italian baker in his arms. But with their relationship kept secret, it only leaves plenty of elbow room for misunderstandings, heartache, and a false engagement. Spamano

Based on/set after the long awaited conclusion of fanmade game HetaOni. The Nations are out of the mansion, but their memories remain. Dark!Fic. GerIta, USUK, SpaMano.

Chaos and devastation have wreaked the world, leaving millions dead and civilisation in shatters. Lovino Vargas only wanted to keep his family safe. Feliks Lukasiewicz's concern was to find his missing boyfriend. But, as they encounter intelligence agents, austere lords and a suspicious band of ex-criminals, they find that dark plots run deeper than they ever would have thought.

Antonio is saved from death by someone he'd spoken to only a few times, but who lost his life in the process. Grief-stricken, he only wishes he could have gotten to know his saviour, when his dreams suddenly become reality...or are they still only dreams?

All rising actor Antonio wants is to win something in the HETALIA Entertainments Awards. He hadn't expected that the rude, forever-scowling coffee boy could possibly change that goal. Human AU, Spamano.

Antonio is the country of Spain. Lovino is, well, Lovino. Mortality is the biggest factor that separates the two of them, but will they somehow manage to overcome it? Antonio/Lovino

Teenage Antonio learns about the birds and the bees from his awkward older brother! Simple, right? Eh. Maybe. Spamano. T for language and innuendo.

Your favourite childhood stories pureed in a blender, sieved through my mind, poured into Hetalia molds, and frozen for your consumption. Crack? of course. Parody? most definitely. Fine literature? Hrm... Romerica, among others.

Lovino Vargas finds out that he can never be on top when Antonio has the advantage of pulling on his curl. Spamano, slight GerIta, M for yaoi semi-smut and Romano's mouth.

Romano ponders on a few things in the midst of his and Spain's lovemaking.

Lovino Vargas just wanted to text his brother's new cellphone. Instead, he accidentally texts this guy named 'Spain'. What the heck? Moreover, this guy just won't stop freakin' texting Lovino! SPAMANO & AU

Tired of the same old Christmas carols every single year? Well, here's some new songs such as "Mother Russia's Coming to Town", "Hit the Bars", "Oh Germany", "I saw Sweden Kissing Santa Claus", and much more. Updated everyday till Christmas. Rated T.

Spain is dead, leaving Romano distraught and wishing for there to be a way for him to see his beloved Spaniard alive and healthy...Only to wake up in a strange alternate world... with another Spain seeking his affection.

The back of Antonio's head slammed into the granite. There were overlaping voices and blurs of color, but all he cared for was the already familiar screeching. His chest had never before ached to such an extent.

Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…

South Italy feels like he's not neccessary on the world stage with his younger brother around so he goes and gets involved with the Former Nations Club. He gets involved with the various nations that have left the world stage, especially Prussia. Slash.

Tired of Spain complaining about Romano, France decides to curse him! Will it work? Will someone get punched in the face? Will Prussia get a small bird named after him? Will there be Spamano? There will if France has anything to say about it! Oneshot.

Sitting on the kitchen table was a note that laid everything bare.

In honor of my first trip to Disney, I'm putting up a disney related one-shot each day till the trip then afterwards as well! Each one-shot is based off of a Disney song! Guess which song and movie is hidden within each chapter! Rated T.

Or, True Love Will Follow You Forever...but... A Princess Bride parody/homage. Warnings for blatant crack, language. Oneshot. Romano/America Lovino/Alfred

College graduate Antonio Carriedo is the simple kind of guy who doesn't want much. What is he to do when an Italian genie expects him to make three wishes? Jealous/possessive!Spain fill for Lumoa. AU, rated for profanity and the birds and bees.

...And Romano decides that it's HIS duty to keep France's hands off the idiot! N-Not that he cares or anything, dammit! Spamano, One-sided France/Spain, FrUK, France/Everyone, France/Inanimate objects, France/The Floor.

You know it's crazy when a school is made for Truth or Dare and a Spaniard is trying to court you. Written with Data and Spot.

...and one time he did it on purpose. Spain/Romano, fluff galore. Originally written for the kink meme.

AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" Spamano

How real national anthem should sound like? What kinds of words it should contain? What kind of melody it should have? Should it be sad? Or maybe energetic?

*South Italy, North Italy, hinted SpaRo, GerIta, RomaIta* in a rush of anger, Romano wished for his brother to disappear. He didn't really think his wish would come true, and now he has to cope.

"Besáme. Dime que me amas" Antonio growled, his hands now gripping Romano's hips. His native tongue brushed erotically against skin, tingling his nerves. Romano never knew his lover could be so roughly dominant. Extra Hardcore Smut. Spain x Romano

Antonio has married Romano for the political stability during the Italian wars, but he knows Romano isn't old enough to have sex yet. So he'll wait. And when he IS old enough... well, Antonio is going to make it a night to remember. For hetalia kink meme.

If Romano thought the idea of the two of them being brothers was farfetched, this was probably worse. Blood Compact? Really? This has got to be Prussia's stupidest idea yet.

When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.

After a blind date gone awry, Prussia and Romano decide to team up to break up Germany and Veneziano. Needless to say, things don't quite go exactly as planned. Germany/North Italy, Prussia/Romano.

In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan

Lovino confesses... but does he know who is he actually confessing to? Just read because my summary ain't good. Please R&R Rated T but may not be needed...

A set of unconnected ficlets starring the incredibly oblivious Spain and his grumpy sidekick and occasional boyfriend , Romano.

Usually, older brothers are able to beat their younger brothers in almost everything. But then again, Romano and Feliciano aren't your ordinary brothers. Italy-centric with their boytoys Germany and Spain. T for some sexual banter.