First thing's first, this account is shared by two people. Neither of us watch nor enjoy anime, vampires, or the Elvish. However, one of us used to be pretty into it, so we're set.

Our Agenda: To see if people will read whatever the hell we end up writing.

Not Our Agenda: Becoming interested in any trendy, mainstream bullshit. We're hipsters. Deal with it. Everything we like is very obscure, and you've probably never heard of it.

Please be aware that we're not always sarcastic and troll-like. We're very nice people; we just had to quick type up a profile.