Greetings fellow earthlings (or whatever). I don't know know how you've stumbled across this page. Perhaps you were bored. Yeah, you were bored. Well, I've been known as Mew Blackberry, Nakazono, and...I forgot the others. (Silly me.) I know I could've just changed my penname, but I decided to create a shiny, fresh account.

I'm sure you've been dying to know all about me. Sarcasm, obviously. I'm just a boring girl in a not-so-boring world. Yup.