Hey there, name's Chris, hope you like my stories.

I'm a man of few words, but not always. (Sometimes I'm a woman of few words '~' )

I like puzzling people from time to time; I'll give you an example now!

The next statement is true.

The previous statement was false.

...See? Wasn't that fun? (Agh, I just gave myself a headache...)

I've never had any kind of bio before, so this is kinda weird... ^^"

Maybe once I can stop being all Canadian n' stuff, I'll be able to talk more about things other than zombies. (Actually, I'm American, slight Hetalia reference. Go zombies!)

...Hmm. 2011 already, huh? I feel all old n' stuff.

I realize that I haven't posted anything... (at all...)

But I am writing! I'm lacking a laptop at the moment, (brother+my laptop=fried motherboard...)

so I can't post anything, for the moment. I'm typing this on borrowed time as well.

But once my brother's friend gets off his lazy butt and decides to fix my laptop, I'll be able to post stories! Stories about, for example...

Twewy (Sequel to Twewy, to be exact; titled "Twbwy" [The World Begins With You] in my story, all OCs, if that's allowed.)

EGS (Yes that's right, I looove that web comic! Titled "Wotehell'shive?", to be read as 'Wot teh hell's Shive?".)

Scribblenauts (Hopefully; If the story died in my spiral, then that can't be a good omen for its future on the internet... Titled "Scribblenaut Maxed".)

and The Zombie Hunters! (It's actually more like TZH and L4D's zombies set in my unique story line... Sorry, it's got nothing to do with the plot of either one. Also all OCs. Titled "Project: Half-Life".)

And maaaaaybe, if I can manage it, a story about Sean Connery and Arnold Schwarzenegger in a quest to find a quest, titled "Teh Quest".