Favored Quotes:

People don't fight fair. Because of that, there are no fair fights. Therefore, I never fight fair.

I'm a fuckin' mad genius...

I chose to be stupid. You, however, didn't have a chance.

Worst part of a good book is when it ends.

Wait, I forget, when am I supposed to start pretending I actually give a shit?

I obey the voices in my head. They don't like you.

You know you're crazy when the wheel is turning but the hamsters dead.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

Dedication to my best friend
(Luv ya Sarah!)

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

FRIENDS: will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them.
BEST FRIENDS: stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.

FRIENDS: helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "Run bitch, run!"

FRIENDS: will help you find your way when you're lost.
BEST FRIENDS: will be the one messing with your compass, steal your map and give you bad directions.

FRIENDS: will help you learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: will watch your pets when you go away.
BEST FRIENDS: won't let you go away without them.

FRIENDS: will go to a concert with you.
BEST FRIENDS: will kidnap the band with you.

FRIENDS: let you make an idiot of yourself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: are up there with you making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: hide you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they are after you in the first place.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit next to you in the cell and say, "Damn...We Fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shitttt!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1.Deidara
2.Sakura
3.Gaara
4.Madara
5.Orochimaru
6.Kabuto
7.Kisame
8.Kakuzu
9.Zetsu
10.Naruto
11.Hidan
12.Itachi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Kabuto x Hidan Nope. Jesus, I think I'll have nightmares thinking about it...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Madara? Yeesh.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Itachi…get KAKUZU pregnant? Oh Lordy.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Zetsu…Yeah, several actually…

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Sakura and Kabuto? They’re KINDA cute…

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Orochimaru with Zetsu or Naruto? My head hurts thinking about it.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Kisame walking in on Sakura and Itachi… Well that is one of my favorite OTP relations.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Your natural GaaNaru pairing, eh? Oh well.
“why? Why am I SO weak? Why couldn’t I keep Sasuke from leaving and Gaara from dying in the first place?” Naruto sobbed as he leant against one of the training stumps. “Naruto, you’re not weak. You saved my life." Garra said with an exasperated smile.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Deidara and Kakuzu? Only if violence is the new fluff.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
To Mourn a Kisame x Itachi comfort fic…

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Well, considering who Madara is, there's no doubt he'd be rough with Deidara.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Gaara? …Yep…

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Itachi? Dunno, but it's not hard to find any.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Sakura x Madara x Orochimaru? No, but that would be an interesting story…

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Uh, I-I’m gunna cum, BELIEVE IT!”

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Something about another getting the hell beaten out of them or being tangled up. Or something about having a bad attitude.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Deidara x Kabuto x Itachi
WARNING: Lots of angst and grudges to be held

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
NaruSaku
“’Ey babe, I got money. How ‘bout you and I go out for a bowl of ramen? On me, fo course.”

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Hidan for Sakura and Kakuzu? “Knew that old bastard liked them young but he's practically a fucking crib snatcher.”

20) How emo is Seven?
Kisame? Hm, good question. Not much.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace, specifically in the ball pit.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how in the hell you did it.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"