[HAITUS] Everything's normal at my school. My twin brother, the heartthrob of Townsville High, is still arch enemies with the other heartthrob of our school and I fit in just fine. And I like it. But what will happen when my Senior year is thrown topsy turvy and everything changes?

[HAITUS] "Jerk." "Idiot." "Asshole." "Bitch." "Would you two shut up and make out already!". Blossom's known as the Ice Queen, and she also happens to be Pokey Oaks popular, but mysterious, smut writer Madame Devereux. When man-whore Brick finds out her little secret, he blackmails her in exchange for his silence. New spin on an old cliché. AU. R&R.

[COMPLETE] The line was silent. "...in case you're being stupid and your ears aren't functioning properly, with it being two in the morning and all, I'd just like to say congratulations, you're going to be a father."

[HAITUS] Harrington Manor is in need of a new governess, and Bubbles is perfect for the job. The Harrington children will finally have a mother figure again and the poor girl will have a job and roof over her head-perfect,right? Add in matchmaking, laughter, drama, family- and someone's bound to dance to the sound of music. *Inspired by the classics and the sound of music*