![]() Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and (500) Days of Summer. Hey! Trinity here! Guess what? I'm so super excited to be here! Name: Trinity Age: Eighteen Gender: Oh well you know, could be part vampire... Birthday: July 7th Favorite song: Stan by Eminem ft. Dido Favorite food: Probably apples Favorite book: Percy Jackson Series Favorite movie: 500 Days Of Summer 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things. If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too: You know you've been on the computer to long when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. TRAGIC POEM: Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen.(Nooooo!) You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World!) Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. ~You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. ~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" ~You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(No Way!) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama) You give friends and youself a godly parent, You are trying to learn Greek. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy. You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about greek mythology. You want to learn Latin. You copy/paste this onto your profile. Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. You own every single book.(duh) You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You call yourself a demigod. You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. You've called someone you know a satyr ╔══╗ Percy Jackson Pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. I promise to remember The Stolls when my home is beginning to unsettle. I promise to remember Bekendorf whenever I see someone working metal. I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Michael Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams. I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games. I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames. I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone go against the odds. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go YOUR GUY SIDE xYou love hoodies. Total: 9 YOUR GIRL SIDE xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick. Total: 14 (WHOA! I don't wanna be a girly girl!) PREP X You own a cell phone Total: 5 GOTHIC X Black is one of your favourite colors. Total: 3 (good, cuz I definitely don't want to be goth) PUNK X You can skateboard Total: 2 (punk's not really my style either) GEEK X You love the computer. Total: ATHLETIC X You watch/watched the Super bowl. Total: 0 (I've never been athletic. Only like basketball.) HARDCORE//SCENE X You like loud music. Total: 2 List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Percy 2. Silena Beauregard 3. Travis Stoll 4. Apollo 5. Nico 6. Clarisse 7. Poseidon 8. Athena 9. Beckendorf 10. Annabeth 11. Connor Stoll 12. Thalia 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Clarisse/Connor? No, and I'm not planning to. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Apollo? I don't know, but if Thalia says so... anyways, he's funny, at the very least. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Thalia got Athena pregnant... ARGH! STOP GIVING ME NIGHTMARES! BESIDES, THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN! 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? No... hehe 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Gods, no. But they're best friends :) 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Nico/Beckendorf? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? At least Nico/Annabeth makes sense. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? Poseidon walking in while Silena and Thalia making out? He'll probably get freaked out and call Zeus. Then Zeus might fry Silena. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Travis Stoll has a crush on Katie Gardner, so he have a long talk with the goddess of love. (Not good with summaries) 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Percy/Athena... Gods, I hope not. That could get very wrong! 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Poseidon/Thalia: Consultation from an Uncle (Yeah, no one will read that) 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? what's a het? 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Connor. Uh, not that I know of. 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Silena/Apollo/Nico... I guess. 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Athena? Too lazy to think. 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Percy/Clarisse/Thalia. WARNING: NEVER TRY THIS AT HOME 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Nico? Hmmm... I think it was last Wednesday. 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5). Percy and Poseidon are in a happy relationship until Beckendorf runs off with Poseidon. Percy, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Connor and a brief unhappy affair with Clarisse, then follows the wise advice of Nico and finds true love with Nico. (Gay much?) What title would you give this fic? Percy's Messed Up Life 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument? Poseidon/Athena. It makes sense. I would leave them fighting. Maybe call Zeus down to stop them. 19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? Nico, a really good friend? I'M GONNA BEG FOR HIM TO TAKE ME TO CAMP AND TELL EVERYBODY I'M A DAUGHTER OF POSEIDON! 20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? Athena... and Connor... in a closet... with a rubber ducky... *shudder* 21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? Silena's dead. 22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do? Beckendorf and Travis... what will Katie and Silena say??? (gay much?) 23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist? Thalia rapist? I doubt that. 24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom andyou find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? Annabeth! I wouldn't mind, but I'm dying to ask her to take me to Camp! And I'm gonna keep bugging her until she tells me all about her love life! (Yeah... in love with percabeth here :P) 25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world? Percy. An emo. GET A LIFE. Though he could be influenced by Nico. 26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now? Apollo gives me a daisy? That's so sweet! I just hope he doesn't make a haiku though. 27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say? Clarisse? I have always imagined her as my best friend, so I'll give it to her anyways. Oh, but before that, I'm taking it and search for Kronos, only to wack him with it. 28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think? Poseidon, Beckendorf and Apollo starts to sing Baby at 3 in the morning. What would I think of? SHUT THE HADES UP! Oh, BUT TAKE ME TO OLYMPUS AND CAMP HALF-BLOOD!!!! 29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do? Silena and Connor are my teachers. I get Silena. She's sweet. But CONNOR? Though, he might be useful... he can teach me how to prank people... 30. All of the characters you chose are coming over to your place to sleep over for about a month. List 2 things you would do with each character. If you don't want to, you don't have to answer this question, as you would have 24 responses I don't want to list 24 things... but I'm probably gonna invite Zeus, you know, just to make sure Poseidon and Athena doesn't blow my house up. Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Apollo. The god of music, prophecy, sanity, truth, poetry, reason, healing, disease, archery, and the sun. Never back down. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. (Pan, R.I.P) Saved olympus. Thats what Percy did. |
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