Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

Try not to cry:

Mummy... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told all his friends it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack,

Mummy, i was a good girl, i did what i was told,

I went to school, i got straight A's, i even got the gold!

When i went to school that day,

I never said goodbye.

I'm sorry i had to go, but Mummy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another.

All because, Johnny got the gun from his brother.

Mummy please tell daddy; that i love him very much.

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; that it wasn't just a crush.

and tell my little sister; that she's the only one now.

And tell my dear, sweet grandma, that I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; they're always the best,

Mummy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mummy, tell my teachers i won't show up for class,

And never to forget this; and please don't let this pass,

Mummy, why'd it have to be me? No one through, deserves this.

But Mummy, it's not fair; i left without a kiss.

But Mummy, it's not fair; i left without goodbye.

I think i even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mummy, I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest,

But Mummy, please remember I'm in heaven with the rest,

When i heard that great, big crack i ran as fast as i could.

Mummy, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, i wanted to tried things that were new.

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

i wanted to get married, i wanted to get a kid.

I wanted to be an actress, i really wanted to live.

But Mummy, i must go now. The time is getting late,

Mummy, tell my Zack I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mummy, i always have, i know you know it's true.

And Mummy, and i need to say is; "Mummy, i love you."

In memory of the Columbine & Virginia Tech,

Students Who Were Lost,

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "goodbye."

Now you have 2 choices,

a) go and copy and paste this to show that you care, or,

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

By St. Fang of Boredom