Let's see, I'm a bored college student who obviously has nothing better to do than write these types of stories because I practically carry a notebook at all times to fit this purpose. I'm American and yet do not fit the typical young person "stereotype" of the party animal who gets wasted every chance they get. Instead, I'm the quiet person whose idea of a fun time is getting all my friends together and getting sugar high off of soda, pie, and ice cream (preferably in that order). To sum it all up, I'm geeky, a bit nerdy, and a strange little child with equally hilariously strange friends who make my life complete (if not for them, who the hell will I go crazy with? My mother?).