Hey Peoples!!!!!!!!!!! My name is Rae Anime. I'm a Girl who loves Gymnatics ( Like TyLee), Earth Bending(Like Toph) , Cheerleading, Ki Blasting (Pan), Dancing and Soccer. So Here is Some Intersting Facts bout Moi.

Interviewer: How did you get an inspired by this magnificent website?

Me: I was on Deviantart.com and this girl told me she wrote stuff here then I decided to come here and I've been here ever since.

I: How did you come up with your nickname?

Me: well i am a a huge Dragonball Z fan

I : do you tend to write more

Me: totally

My favorite shows are Pokemon DP Galatic Battle, Avatar The Last Airbender, Dragonball Gt, Powerpuff Girlz Z, Victorious, Big Time Rush, iCarly, Jonas L.A., Dragonball Z, and Wizards of Waverly Place.

My Favorite Avatar Couples are

1. Zutara

2. Taang

3. Sukka

4. Tyru

My Favorite Dragonball Z and GT

1. BulmaxVegeta

2. Chi-chi and Goku

3. Videl and Gohan

4. Android 18xKrillin

5. Bulla and Goten

6. Pan and Trunks

My favorite overall characters (Girls)

1. Pan(DBZ)

2. Videl (DBZ)

3. Android 18 (Dbz)

4. Toph (ATLA)

5. Will (W.I..T.C.H)

6. Elyon (W.I.T.C.H)

7. TyLee (ATLA)

8. Suki (ATLA)

9. Marron (DBZ)

10. Bulla (DBZ)

My favorite overall characters (Boys)

1. Trunks (DBZ)

2. Gohan (DBZ)

3. Goku (DBZ)

4. Vegeta (DBZ)

5. Tien (DBZ)

6. Zuko (ATLA)

7. Piccolo (DBZ)

8. Goten (DBZ)

9. Uub (DBZ)

10. Krillin (DBZ)

Characters I Hate

1. Yamcha (DBZ)- He's so stupid!!!

2. Master Roshi (DBZ)-Hentai~~Pervert in Japanese~~

3. Mai (ATLA)- SO BORING!!!!!!!

4. Robbie (Victorious)- Why does he carry around a Puppet no offense to Robbie Lovers

5. Every Villain on Dragon Ball Z and GT- They know the good guys always win.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose—me or your life?

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says..

The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

from fire lady katara you rule

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

Complicated :P Seriously, my love life is like something out of Degrassi.

Copy/Paste Things

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

Try This!

Tihs is wreid, but itenrsnitg! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Ptsae tihs to yuor poirfle if you can raed tihs!

Here's what it says

This is weirdbut interestingIf you can read this, you have a strange mind too. Can you read this? Only 55 people out of 100 can. I couldn't believe that i could actually understand what i was reading. The phaonmnel power of the human mind, according to a reseacher at Cambridge University, it dosen't matter what order the letters in a word are, the only inportant thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without a problem. This is because the humand mind does not always read everyletter by itself, but the word as a whole. Amazing huh? yeah and I always thought spelling was important!! Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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┌┴─┴─┐-┘─┘ ●●PeAcE,lOvE,aNd MUsiC ●●

1. All girls secretly love a guys who can sing. (MEGA-Turn-On)
2. Just so you know, girls don't want to smell you from 10, 6, or even 2 feet away. (lay off the Axe)
3. Girls HATE players!!
4. Most girls would rather cuddle than make-out (unless they're sluts).
5.We love it when you put your arm around us at the movies (especially the scary ones).
6. We don't need you to be Superman. We just need you to be there.
7. Please, if you really need to talk about your size, use your guy friends, not us.
8. Pretty much all girls like to talk about something, so feel free to call us.
9. Bad breath is a major EWWW!
10. We LOVE surprises, that is, the good ones.
11. Don't ever try to impress us by cursing or fighting. It doesn't work; you just look like a jerk.
12. When you pick on the girl you like, she won't think your interested or cool. She'll just think that you're mean. (Ah the logic...of girls...)
13. Every girl wants to feel special, even if it's just to you.
14. Being able to make your girl laugh=MAJOR brownie points!
15. Good hygiene is a must! So go home, put on some deodorant, brush your teeth, and please shower every once in a while...
16. We tend to have good memories, so you should probably think before you speak. If you say the wrong thing, it won't be forgotten.
17. Guitarists=sexy Pianists=sensitive...and sexy
18. We absolutely HATE it when you break a promise to us. It completely devastates us.
19. Here's something that girls are taught: When a guy says that you're hot, he's looking at your body. When he says that you're pretty, he's looking at your face. When he says that you're beautiful, he's looking at your heart. Remember that when you compliment a girl...
20. Ask any girl... She'll have no idea what the hell a guy means when he says that she's "cute".
21. We can tell when you aren't listening, and, yeah, it kind of pisses us off. If were boring you, at least have the decency to tell us!
22. When we say the we're cold, we either want you to come closer or give us your jacket. Tip: If you really want to impress your girl, hold her tight and put your jacket around her while you're still wearing it. Its amazingly romantic! (as long as you don't grope her)
23. Hugs can mean more than kisses sometimes.
24. If you wait for the perfect moment, the perfect moment will pass you by. In other words, if you want to ask her out, just do it!
25. We'd really appreciate it if you didn't hold the things we do during our time of the month against us. It isn't exactly our fault, and we aren't being ourselves.
26. Please don't try to act like you know how it feels to have a period. You don't. Not joking. Do. Not. Try.
27. Please give us the same respect you would to any other human and look us in the eyes. (yes, we do notice when your eyes wander)
28.We want the same respect that you give to other guys, but we really don't want you to treat us like them...(chest bumps are never okay)
29. Never cheat!! Girls know how to spread news fast so you don't just ruin one relationship, you prevent others from happening too.
30. When you're on a date with a girl, keep your eyes on her face and off other girl's bodies. That's just rude.
31. Not all girls are about money. The one who are give us all a bad name.
32. It's weird when you take longer to get ready than we do...it raises questions about you masculinity.
33. If you ask us nicely, we'll usually answer in the same way.
34. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
35. Not all women are bad drivers.
36. Not all women are ditzes.
37. Anything you say or do with another girl that you don't want us to know about is considered cheating.
38. When you say you don't like it when we wear makeup, don't just leave it at that. It helps to tell us why.
39. It absolutely floors us when you know our favorite color, shoe size, flower, T.V. show, movie, artist, etc. See, we aren't that hard to please.
40. This one may seem weird. We love keeping your hoodies/jackets because: they remind us of you, they smell like you, and it makes us feel like you're there holding us even when you aren't.
41. NEVER EVER HIT A GIRL!! Even if she hits you first...it's just wrong.
42. When you're dating a girl and you introduce her to your friends, you had better say that she's your girlfriend.
43. When it comes to gifts, we'd prefer something that has meaning rather than something with a big price tag.
44. The best thing that you can be to any girl is her friend. Friendship always comes before any good romantic relationship.
45. Have I mentioned that we like respect?
46. A girl who wants to be the center of your universe isn't very mature or realistic...
47. Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means she's attracted to you, but she's afraid that she'll be showing too much. (Bullcrap)
48. When you calm a girl down (and believe me, you will need to do this someday), try your hardest to make her laugh, but never make her feel stupid for being so worked up in the first place.
49. If you go through our purse, you probably won't like what you see. So please stop.
50. Keep in mind that pretty much every girl has a group of guys (friends, brothers and her Daddy) who will beat the crap out of you if cross the line.
51. Girls don't like show-offs. Just be yourself. We'll like you better that way and if a girl doesn't like the real you, she's not worth your time.
52. Don't hold how many boyfriends she's had in the past against her. That will just tick her off.
53. If she lies to you, forgive her, don't hold it against her and forget about it.
54. If you wear guyliner, make sure it looks good before you leave. We will try to wash it off if it looks bad.
55. We want your sympathy.
56. Ask us if we want something before you buy it.
57. If we catch you cheating on us, don't pretend and lie and say you didn't. We can see further than dollar bills and crystals.
58. Say you love us and mean it. If not don't say it.
59. If we have guy friends that were there before you, don't get jealous.
60. We like guys with good teeth.
61. If you sleep in your mom's living room, most of us are kicking you to the curb.
62. We like some one who really cares and doesn't just use girls to get into their pants/skirt.
63. Sometimes we don't want to go a mushy movie with you. Sometimes we just want to do something with you to make you laugh.
64. Don't interrupt us.
65. When you ask us out and we say yes, it means you're worthy enough for us to actually give you a chance! Don't go around saying you're not worthy because if you weren't, you never be with us.
66. Inside we probably really do love you.
67. When we have the same lunch as you, don't ask to just sit with your friends that day.

You are a writer IF...

-If you talk to yourself. (Alll the time... Shakes head sadly)
-If you write down your actions in your stories and on your profile.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) (All the time again...)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so you're telling me that, if all the dustmites in two square feet were to suddenly tackle glomp each other they'd become visible?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie/chocolate/icing (I eat a LOT of sugar...) in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine (or ramen and soda).
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-Ifyou tend to collect every rock you can find, to the point that it ANNOYS everyone, even your own mother and other peoples' mother.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have O.C.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have O.C.D (or A.D.D., or A.D.H.D.).
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense (I hate it when I do that).
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying 'WOW, we really messed up.'

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much?".

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, RUN!".

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!".

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue".

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life.

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Hi, I think we've had a date once or twice?
Woman: Yeah, must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Man: Will you go out with me Saturday?
Woman: No, I'm having a headache this weekend

Milk tastes good... NOT People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

92 of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 that's laughing till ya' choke, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If Justin Beiber jumped off a cliff 99% of girls would go after him, copy and paste this to your profile if you would be the 1% with popcorn laughing your effin butt off!!

99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are that 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS

If you think about something random practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC
then copy and paste this!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile. (just share dammit!)

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good (like I said before NOT.) People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, colpy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x dogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth. (sometimes)
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 20

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

x You wear lip gloss/stick.
x You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
x You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
x Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 9

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 5

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death. (who dosen't????)

You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 4

PUNK

You can skateboard.
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total :5

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.

You have a curfew.
You always do your homework. (Don't make me laugh!)
You never miss school unless you're sick
Total :5

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily.
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 6

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 5

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the

Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco (Hades yes!)
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 4

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total :7

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

When life you Lemons

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate.

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

I'm a guy girl

Most guys like girl's who are skanks and would do anything for them if you are a girl that takes charge and ain't no skank copy this into your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Here is another poem (not by me either) about child abuse.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

(Copy and paste this in your profile if you care. I pray for those children. STOP CHILD ABUSE!!!!!!!)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things!!!

WHAT RACE ARE YOU QUIZ:

British

You drink a lot of tea.

You know what a brolly is.

Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.

You wanted Alex to win X Factor.

You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."

Fish and Chips are yummy

You can eat a Full English Breakfast.

You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.

Its football.. not ... soccer.

Total: 3

Australian

You wear flip flops all year

You call flip flops thongs not flip flops

You love a backyard barbie.

You know a barbie is not a doll.

You love the beach.

Sometimes you swear without realizing.

You're a sports fanatic.

(eh) You are tanned. (ehh...kinda?)

You're a bit of a bogan.

You have an australian something

Total: 2

Italian

The Sopranos is a great show.

Your last name ends in a vowel.

Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.

You know how a real meatball tastes.

You know Italian songs.

You have darkish hair.

You speak SOME Italian.

You are under 5'10''.

Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.

You talk with your hands

Total: 4

Spanish

You say member instead of remember.

You speak Spanish

You like tacos.

You know what a Puta is

You talk fast.

You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.

You know what platanos are.

You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero

Total: 4

Russian

You say villain as: Vee-lon.

You have more than one vodka bottle in your house

You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi

You know of somebody named Natasha.

You don't get cold easily.

You get into contests all the time.

You can make do with the cold weather.

You love listening to trance

Total: 2

Polish

Your parents let you drink (I am 12...)

You know what a pizda is

You have Pierogi at least once a week

People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish

People randomly call you their best friend

You have made/know what pisanki are

You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup

Total: 2

Irish

You think beer is the best.

You have a bad temper.

Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.

You have blue or green eyes.

You like the color green.

You have been to a St. Paddys day party.

You have a family member from Ireland.

You have/had freckles.

Your family get togethers always include drinking.

You have an odd love of leprechauns

You have four leaf clovers

Total: 6

Asian

You have slanty/small eyes.

You eat rice a lot.

You are good at math.

You have played the piano.

You have family from Asia.

You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.

Most people think you're Chinese.

You have glasses/contacts.

You call hurricanes typhoons.

You go to Baulko.

You play Handball more than once a week

You know what DDR is

Total: 5

German

You like bread.

You think American Chocolate is good.

You Speak some German.

You know what Schnitzel is.

You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.

You went to Pre-school.

You're over 5'10".

You know the real meaning of "Fag

You make pretty words sound scary.

You enjoy watching the military.

You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.

Total: 6

Canadian

You like to ride 4 wheelers.

You love beer.

You say eh.

You know what poutine is.

You speak french

You love Tim Horton's.

At one point you lived in a farm house.

You watch/watched Degrassi.

You play/ played hockey or watch it.

You know who Massari is.

Total: 5

French

You like french toast.

You love wine.

You speak a little or are fluent in French

You have eaten a snail.

You like fashion.

You have been to France

You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.

You say "Zut" instead of damn

You own a beret.

You actually know what a beret is.

Total: 4

American

You hate foreigners. (I feel horrible...)

You hate non - Christians.

You've been to more then 5 states.

You're lazy.

You are not cultured.

You don't read.

You shop at walmart.

You spell colour "color".

Total: 4

Greek

You're very loud.

Your family alone makes a small city

You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.

You share a bathroom with 5+ people.

You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light".

You go to church every Sunday.

You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party.

You have a last name that's hard to pronounce.

You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.

Total: 3

Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)

You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.

You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!

You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.

You can eat really good spicy food!

You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.

You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.

You have any sort of ATN channel.

You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.

You love eating Tandoori Chicken.

You have relatives you've never even heard of.

Total: 4

EGYPTIAN:

You are smart in math or science

Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers.

All you eat is kabab and kofta

Your parents have one car that's a Toyota

Your house actually does not smell like food.

You have like 67890 middle name.

Total: 3

Native

You have been to a pow wow

You have a native name

You are more than a quarter native

You know what tribe your ancestors were in

You have painted your face like a warrior

You have been to a native exhibit out of school

You play/played lacrosse

You have eaten salmon

total: 1

Scottish

You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent (I watch shows with Scottish people in it. Its really easy to tell the difference)

one of your family members has an accent

you actually don't mind bagpipes

Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere

you've heard the song "Scotland the brave"

no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings

any team playing England is your best friend

you have tried haggis

you drink tap water

you know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura"

total: 1

New Zealand

you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there

you know what a barbie is

you hate aussies

you know what an 'aussie' is

you know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings

you like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps

you know what L&P is and you like it!

total:0

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I don't need anyones approval besides my own.)

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you like anime or manga, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think you go against the status quo, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

98% of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2% that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfics, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (Poor Vegeta.)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile.

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget about the fruit! xD

- There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train.

- Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

- Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

- I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder

You say vampires, I say SAIYANS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say AKIRA TORIYAMA!

You say Bella and Edward, I say GOHAN AND VIDEL!

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM GOHAN!

You say Bella, I say VIDEL!

You say Jacob, I say SHARPNER!

You say Forks, I say THE UNIVERSE!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!

DBZ PWNZ!

Look at #1, and continue with the fun!

(1) IMPORTANT! Look at number 5
(2) (I like doing this XD) Look at 7
(3)Sorry...look at number 9
(4) You will never believe it! Number 11
(5) Now look at number 3
(6) Ok ok! Look at number 10
(7) OMG! Look at number 4
(8) I just wanted to say hi :) now I'm done
(9) Once again...look at number 2
(10) Now look at number 8
(11) I dare you to look at number 6

5 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Re- post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

If Fan fiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Dragon Ball Pact:

"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race! And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage.

If you have pretended to use the DBZ characters moves copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pretended to be the DBZ character copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate it when nobody reviews your story copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever screamed at the main character in a book or TV show telling them "don't do it!" copy and paste this in your profile

If you are practically a real life Avatar character or DBZ character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can daydream for hours non-stop about DBZ, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you support Zutara, Taang, and Sukka copy this into your profile

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar: The Last Airbender was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

If want to kill the person who said DBZ was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a book character, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile.

If you are a proud Maiko hater, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile