My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

There laughing at us because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured it out.

Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry.

RAP= Retard Attempting Poetry

My boyfriend told me to choose between him and my horse... I better go get my saddle.

I'm the guy that can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but will scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.

Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry but...HaHa, too bad loser!!

I love College/University. Except for the learning part. That part gotta go.

When life gives you lemons...you throw them at people!! XD

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...except if the doctors cute. Then screw the fruit.

I'm pretty sure Mondays need to go die.

Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE.

You can take my scarf. You can take my food. You can take my santa claus. But if you dare take my hat... if you dare, i will scream and tear at your face like an angry beaver... So i suggest you don't.

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.

I'm the type of guy that will burst out at laughing over something that happend... yesterday.

Yes i do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around my room in my underwear. Thankyou very much.

'" Immature" is just a word used by people who don't know how to have fun.

hey You!! No, not you!! Yer, you. No, the other guy. Yer, you!! Do you like tacos??

I didn't lose my mind. It's at home sitting next to my common sense.

if you get caught staring at least you know he was looking back.

i didn't fall, i was testing gravity... it still works.

I'm on a diet. I only eat chocolate on days that end with 'y'

i dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned.