So i feel like i should write something here cause i haven't

1. I'm basically a sociopath

2. I drink like a fucking alcoholic, and when i drink i write.

3. my grammar just sucks, its not because i'm drunk(trust me) its just because it does it always has and it always will and like my dad says thats what editors are for(not that i have one)

4. I like OC's there probably will be one in every story i write, if you don't like them don't read my shit.

5. sometimes you can cut the alarm wires and sometimes you just have to remember the police response times. in any case always have a back up plan.

6. I've ran out of shit to say but its 2:30 am and I should probably be sleeping off my soon to be hangover anyway.

Lillith

7. I usually write myself into every story, not as the main OC but as a side character, like Hitchcock see if you can spot me (don't bother in Because I Can)

8. Does anyone actually read this shit?

9. Yes thats me on an alligator

10. I'm 21, work full time, go to school, live with a few roommates, and have friends, basically saying i have a life sometimes i just dont have time to update

11. WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT

12. i'm a chick (incase no one guessed that) atleast i was last time i checked :D

13. I'm the youngest, i think my parents view me as 'fuck it we have two others." so PARTY

14. i understand a love hate relationship, infact i'm texting the bastard at the moment and hating myself for

15. Cops never think its as funny as i do

16. look around the world pretty baby is it everything you'd hoped it be?

17. school prepares you for the real world, it just so happens that also sucks

18. a women should be able to support herself on her own to feet...or knees

19. its upsetting when your stripper roommate tells you you're going no where with you life, its more upsetting to her when you point out that showing someone your vagina cost atleast a few drinks and dinner not a dollar.

20. Smile and suck it

21. Cheers *raises glass*