I am 19 years old, female and from Scotland, Scotland is in Britain for those who didn't know.

I swear I am trying to right again and may end up rewriting some of my old unfinished stories that I feel lack the direction I started them with.

Likes: Writing (clearly), Reading, Singing, Music and the list goes on and on

Dislikes: I hate ignorant people and people that start a good story and don't finish. (You know who you are(starting to think i might be one of those)) Other than that, I can't think of anything else that I don't like.

I am fluent in sarcasm, crazy *we all have that one friend* and know to many weird facts for instance did you know that your hair and nails don't continued to grow after death your skin actually shrinks due to lack of moisture.

And that's all you get to know about me.

You'll need to copy the link to go to my survey here it is again no spaces

Hi sorry for not updating a lot of my stories but something is up with Fanfiction net and I can't load my stories to add new chapters also all my profile might not be visible but please read it all

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS EXTREMELY RANDOM AND MAY NOT BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR MENTAL HEALTH. Do you care? If not, well, you're full of awesomeness! :D

30 things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

25. Make farm animal noises

26. Start talking to the wall

27. Carry a stuffed animal with you and talk to it

28. Carry a small object and start petting it while saying "My precious." in a demonic voice then laugh like a maniac

29. When one person is on ask them if they want to pet your cat and then purr at them.

30. Rip your clothes and stumble on to the elevator and tell them that you just escaped from the mental ward and then laugh like a maniac.

32. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

34. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

35. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

36. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

37. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

38. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

39. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

40. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

41. Swat at flies that don't exist.

42. Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

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If you are...

calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, calling me DUMB won't make you SMART, calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, calling me MEAN won't make you NICE, calling me WEIRD won't make you COOL, calling me NERDY won't make you POPULAR, calling me GAY won't make you STRAIGHT

...just something for you to remember, copy and paste to your profile to show how strong you are inside and that people cannot break you so easily

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I'm bored... If your bored, then copy and paste this to your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile

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If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!!!

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90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

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If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have become obsessed with Fanfiction, please copy and paste this on your profile.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you've wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in.

If you have fallen out of your chair trying to pick something up then copy and paste this.

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy this into your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft. tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this to your profile

If Joe Jonas was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower 95% of all the girls in the world would die. Would you be one of the 5% with popcorn yelling "do a flip!"?

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

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If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber disappeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. I would be in the 0.1% category!!!

If you think Edward Cullen is nothing more than a gay sparkly vampire, copy and paste this onto your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!!!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620, Dithinus, Glitterthorn, PinkFuzzBall, Eien no Akumu, COOKIEMONSTER0077, Angel.of.Guilt, Lucy Ashley from Fairy Tail, Blueninjamanga22, GoldenRoseTanya, Queen Layla, A.D.T.H., Secret

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%... It isn't my fault that that boy died! I swear I wasn't trying to break his neck with the bat!

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile

They leave you...when they don't need you..

Was this all our friendship was worth?

You say you cared about me but were you lying?

Were you using me all this time?

Was this your way of saying "I don't need you anymore"?

Why did you try to become my friend if you were going to end up leaving me?

Did you really hate me that much?

Did you become friends with me to end up hurting me?

I think so since you never stood by my side again.

Did you hold a grudge against me?

Did you? I didn't think you would ever but I was wrong.

Did you become friends with me to leave me alone?

I bet you did, because that already happened.

Alone again, alone to die slowly with this heartache that won't stop?

I won't show you though because that means that you won.

I won't show you that side of me that is slowly dying, and crying inside.

I won't show you that weak, pathetic side, so I won't worry those who still love me.

To show that I am no longer weak, and no longer need you by my side. Copy and paste this to your Bio if you want to show that even though you maybe got left alone, you won't show the weakness, won't show the loneliness in your heart that you won't let them win.

A gun pointed at a girl, She stay waiting for the end of her life with widen eyes, But the bullet never come because, Her best friend jump in front of her. If you'd done the same thing for your best friend post it on you profile.

So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in. If you're not one of those girls copy and paste this into your profile.

MPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. :D

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if American eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DON'T DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 3% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 3%.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.(What?!?!?!?!? I'm a review junkie...)

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, put this in your profile.

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile. (I've gone for hours on my laptop! It's so easy to lose track of time. Tee hee! :3)

If you are sick of people talking about Twilight, copy this into your profile.

"I DON'T HATE JUSTIN BIEBER. I JUST DON'T THINK HE'S ALL THAT GREAT." If you wish you could tell all the haters and fans this when they try to place you in a category, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hey, there might not be too many now, in a few years...)

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this

If you read this Copy and Paste, Copy and Paste it on your profile and add your name on the list: CHAMP 15, CHARZ456, THE SMART ONE 64, MARIYOSHBOWSFAN, Blossom (AKA Mariogirl133) Random Dawn 14 -Champ 15, Amazing-Thalia-Grace, secret

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile (Three books a year? Please! I read at least 20 a year. No joke. XD)

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The irony...)

Don't point a finger at anyone, cause 3 more are pointing back at you. Try pointing your finger and 3 of your fingers are pointing back at you. Now you are laughing cause you tried this and look stupid for pointing your finger at a wall.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile(ironic, huh?)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you cried or almost did during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile (commercials for me...)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile(said word was 'why'. I know, I'm ashamed...)

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker... Snowfeather,Hollyleaf,Moonfeather, SoujaGurl, Lily Angel of Chaos, YumiStar, Sparklespepper, Bakura-Kun98, Amazing-Thalia-Grace, secret

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, Amazing-Thalia-Grace, secret

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (My friends and family think I am weird 4 this one)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 2,500 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, Amazing-Thalia-Grace, secret

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51, dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, Amazing-Thalia-Grace, secret

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, rainstorm(mosspath gets really annoyed)mosspath(cos the reviews and etc come 2 MY email!), Emberheart0,Mudfur, Obzezzed, Dragonclaw11, lover-of-novels-aka-Kass247, Lmb111514, Amazing-Thalia-Grace, secret

If you are one of the few middle/high school girls who haven't given in to makeup, copy/paste this on their page.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (This should be everyone!)

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you think Hades is cool, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer]

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

if you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you can read this, you are blessed. Over two million people could not finish this.

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

Mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

Ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read this, copy and put it in your profile!

If you are against animal abuse, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: RogueWarrior869, BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Someone aka Me, Angelauthor14, James018, TheDeadOne28, Amazing-Thalia-Grace, secret,

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cats

This is second’s cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

Define 'normal'

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good.

If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?"

Jesus replied, "This much", and stretched his arms on the cross and died for me. If you love Jesus, put this on your profile. 97% WON'T do it. Only 3% will stand up for him.

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be here’s forever.

When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

If you read it, review it.

Every author here, regardless of skill, aim, story type, or grammar is looking for feedback from his or her works. If you like it, tell them why. If you don't like it, tell them why. And no author is looking for flamers to drop them a pointless 'u suck' review. If you believe in these tenets, copy and paste it into your profile. Spread the love. Spread the reviews.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Secret,

PLEASE READ THIS!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number.

BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.

BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why I have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mister and Missess, Grandma by Grandma and Grandpa by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM, Grandma, GRANNY and Grandpa, GRAMPS.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!" OR "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.

A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.

A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.

A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda.

A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.

A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move.

A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry.

A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number.

A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you.

A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.

A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will ask you why you are crying.

A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat is my favourite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forcast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are just jealous

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half-Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile!

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides (As long as it’s with a good airline)

You are hydrophobiac

40 %

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

60%

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)

You write in diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.

100%

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

70%

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

70%

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful

70%

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

50%

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favourite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

90%

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

80%

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favourite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0%

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

90%

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute..

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

10%

Looks like I'm a child of Hades

WHICH MERLIN CHARACTERS WOULD YOU SNOG/MARRY/AVOID/HUG?

(Oh God, we'll be here all day.)

Merlin - MARRY

Arthur - HUG

Gwaine - HUG.

Percival - HUG.

Leon - HUG AGAIN.

Elyan - HUG.

Gwen - HUG

Morgana - HUG.

Mordred - AVOID OR MAYBE HUG I DON'T KNOW

Uther - AVOID. AVOID. AVOID.

Gaius - HUG.

Favourite couples

· Tintin and Alan Tracy – thunderbirds

· Speed Racer and Trixie - Speed Racer

· Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase - Percy Jackson

· Morgana and Merlin – Merlin

· Gwen and Arthur – Merlin

· Robin Hood and Marion - Robin Hood

· Allan a dale and Kate - Robin hood

· Tonks and Lupin - Harry Potter

· CeCe and Gunter - Shake it up

· Kate and Rich - Dani's castle

· Sam and Freddie - icarly/Sam & Cat

· Robbie and Cat - Victorious/Sam & Cat

· This one might be weird but I kinda like Marcus & Chase - Lab rats

Copy and paste this if you think its true.

"It's nobody's business what I drink,

I care not what the neighbours think,

Or how many laws they choose to pass,

I'll tell the world I'll have my glass.

Here's one man's freedom that can't be curbed,

My right to drink is undisturbed.

So he drunk in spite of law or man,

Then got into his old tin can,

Stepped on the gas and let it go,

Down the highway to and fro.

He took the curves at fifty miles,

With bleary eyes and drunken smiles,

Not long till a car he tried to pass,

There was a crash, a scream and breaking glass.

The other car was upside down,

About two miles from the nearest town.

The man was clear but his wife was caught,

And she needed the help of that drunken sot,

Who sat in a maudlin, drunken daze,

And heard the scream and saw the blaze,

But was to far gone to save a life,

By lifting the car from off the wife.

The car was burned, and the mother died,

While a husband wept, and baby cried.

And a drunk sat by- and still some think,

Its nobody's business what they drink."

You know you live if 2012 when...

1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the tv

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all you friends.

9.) And you are too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scroll back to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your Profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

You say Twilight

I say Harry Potter

You say vampires

I say wizards

You say Jacob Black

I say Sirius Black

you say Team Edward

I say Team Potter

You say Robert Pattison

I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"

You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?

I think that's James and Lily

You say Edward

I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

SUPER COOL QUOTES THAT I'VE FOUND ( You should seriously read them they are good)

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

I don't get even, I get odder.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous- everyone hasn't met me yet.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

My knight in shining armor is on his way. He just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.

It takes 43 muscles to frown, but it only takes 3 to punch them. Do it. DO IT!

You can agree with me, or you can be wrong

I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

WE'RE NOT RETREATING! We're attacking in the other direction!

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty. (BE SCARED!)

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

If God is watching us, the least we could do is be entertaining.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.'

The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Flying is easy, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, baffle them with your B.S.

Some people are actually sane. Imagine how boring their life must be.

Gene Police: You! Out Of The Pool!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my a$$.

What are three words that are guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Well behaved women rarely make history.

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Writing is my life, so why do people keep saying I don't have one?

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups...

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Come to the Dork Side. We have Pi!

Duct Tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the world together.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Happiness is like a cake to much of it and you get sick of it.- Karl pilckinson

The average women would rather have beuty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.

Humor is reason gone mad.

If I come back as a zombie I'm eating you first

I'm not saying your stupid I'm just saying youve got bad luck when it comes to thinking.

Never make eye contact when eating a banana.

I love the sound you make when you shut up!

Karma takes too long I'd rather beat the crap out of you now.

Immature: a word boring people use to describe fun people.

Unless your name is google stop acting like you know everything.

I like my men how I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

Dear Karma I have a list if people you missed

I hear voices and they don't like you

The police never think it as funny as you do.

The police love me they're always tacking my picture.

PETA people eating tasty animals.

Pissing of the planet one person at a time

Beer is proof god loves us and wants us to be happy- benjamin franklin

I'd tell you to go to hell but I wor there and don't want to see you everyday

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

do I look like your therapist

Zombie responce team kill or be eaten

Contrary to popular belief nobody owes you anything

Bacon is meat candy

I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister

Hi I don't care thanks

As a matter of fact the whole world does revolve around me.

welcome to the dark side are you surprised we lied about the cookies.

How do I block you in real life?

I should come with a warning label

You can't process me with a normal brain

Zombies only want a hug

I'm already going to hell now I just got to get a good spot.

I'm multi talented I can talk and piss people off at the same time

Guns don't kill people dads with pretty daughters kill people

I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts came out

Excuse me what level of hell is this

Zombies eat brains your safe

sarcam: the ability to insult idiots without them knowing

Sarcasm Because beating the crap out of people is illegal

Family isn't only the people we share are blood with but the ones we would give are blood for.

A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Duct tape is like the force, there’s a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

When life hands you lemons, throw them right back and tell life to make its own lemonade.

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, and a boy stabs you in the heart, but a best friend just sits there poking you with a spork

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research Hi

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you

'The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said

I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

Sarcasm is a girl’s best friend.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Me and my girls, we don't just turn heads, we break necks.

I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired I put down the mirror

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

My girls and I are so cool; we get hit by park cars.

When you are in love and you get hurt, it's like a cut...it will heal, but there will always be a scar.

Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most.

However long the night, the dawn will break.

Live for today cause you never know what tomorrow can bring, or take.

At some point I'll finally tell you that I miss you.

When worse comes to worse, my girls come first!

I roll with the best and nothing less

A friend is one who knows you but loves us anyways.

I'm smiling because they haven’t found the bodies yet

They laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they're all the same.

Cheers...to another awkward moment

"Love is like war--easy to begin, hard to end." Unknown

Most people don't act stupid -- it's the real thing.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life WHY ARE YOU SCARED?!

Practice makes perfect...but some say nobody is perfect so why practice

I am a bomb technician... if you see me running try to keep up

When life give you lemons, keep them, because hey, free lemons.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

Few girls admit their age. Few guys act theirs.

Never take life to seriously... you’re not getting out of it alive

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

Some people are like a slinky, not really good for anything but you can't help smiling when one tumbles down the stairs

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free to Leave a Message.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

Don’t look at me in that tone of voice

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying

I would rather kill myself than commit suicide

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.

A scientist will always look for the truth. A madman can make up his own truth

Whoever said that "words will never hurt me" was never under a bookshelf

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

1 out of every 4 people is insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies’ eyes

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, it's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...let’s just hope it's not a train.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs’ extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip 'n slide

They say 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' well, I think that the gun helps. You wouldn't kill too many people standing there yelling 'BANG!'

Flying is simple: just throw yourself at the ground and miss

When someone is getting on your nerves, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but only 4 muscles are needed to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain

Nobody’s worth your tears and the ones that are won't make you cry

Everyday is a gift, that's why it’s called the present

I have the answer in my head; I just haven't found it yet

Life is not measured in the breaths we take but in the moments that take our breath away

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon

Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence

I'm a nobody, nobody's perfect, therefore I'm perfect

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to mow

Life without danger is a waste of oxygen

one day, I was lying in bed thinking about life, and then I asked myself, 'Where did I go wrong?' and the little voice in my head answered, 'This is goanna take longer than one night'

Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side

The difference between school and life. In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test on it. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson

Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously

The first step on the way to victory is to recognize the enemy

Some of the most wonderful, dazzling successes are going to happen to some of the most awful, undeserving people you know - people, who are, in other words, not you

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them to look like you

A common mistake that people make when they are trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools

I've always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize that I should have been more specific

Life’s not fair and anyone tells you any different is trying to sell you something.

Friend you cry I cry your sad I’m sad you smile I smile you jump of a bridge I will miss your emails.

Life is like a box of chocolates it makes you fat and ugly.

When life gives you lemons make grapefruit juice and let life forever wonder how you did it.

Smile at everyone you meet it may not make you feel better but it will piss enough people off to make it worthwhile.

"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best," - Marilyn Monroe

Home is where your heart is so your real home is in your chest.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips. -

My heart is not a playground -

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? -

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

To a guy love is only a chapter but to a girl it’s the whole book.

I hate it when people say: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what; life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 807 islands, 7 seas, and I still had the unfortunate luck to meet YOU.

I would trust my best friend with my life, but NOT my phone or my facebook.

When someone's laugh is so much funnier than the joke.

"Can I help you?" No, I just waited in line for 20 minutes to say 'hi'. "

Maybe its Maybelline!" ...or maybe it's Photoshop, who knows?

"Dude, she just called you blonde!" "What? That's not my name?"

Sometimes, you got to hand it to short people. Because most of the time, they just can't reach it.

It's not that I hate you, no! Just put it this way, if you were on fire, and I had water... I'd drink it.

RIP to all those snowmen that died fighting in the snow

Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick

I call things as I see them; if I didn't see them, I make them up!

Please note: Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

I have a gun... Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 50 and I'm still 49, who will be laughing then?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. I am Weird and PROUD OF IT!

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

"I don’t suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

I am NOT saying you’re stupid...I'm just implying it.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

"Diamonds are a girl’s best friend...because they're shaper then knives."

"Boys are like lava lamps fun to look at, but not very bright."

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

People say "Money can't buy happiness," but it can buy marshmallows... isn't that the same thing?

Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. I didn't exactly buy it.

I took the road less travelled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I am not a loser. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he goanna do, kill me?"

"He's never late. He runs like an expensive Swiss watch reproduced cheaply by China."

“You’ve got to love Dolly Parton for saying this: "People keep calling me a dumb blonde. I know that you're wrong though, because I know I'm not dumb, and I know I'm not blond!"

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

I ran with scissors - and lived!

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete

You say psycho like it's a bad thing...

Cute but psycho - things even out.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

If you're colour blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight.

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.

I am not weird... just plotting.

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

EMO kids have cool hair.

“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

“Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You guessed it. Guess what’s next? You guessed it...”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defence against stupidity?

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it goanna do kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Music is love in search of word.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.

You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"

Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."

Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I’m the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys and friends before love.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

I’m so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

When I say LOL I’m not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

“Guns don’t kill people. I do.”

“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

Unfortunately, you can’t die of a broken heart.

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“Don’t judge a book by its cover or a person by their scars”

“It’s not until you’re broken that you know what you’re made of.”

“It requires MORE courage to suffer than to die.”

“You said that you would die for me, you must live for me too”.

“To die is nothing but a long goodbye.”

"If you so much as leave one syllable, I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish!-if you'd like to fax me, press the star key."

I hate irony

I intend to live forever...so far so good

Old enough to know better, young enough not to care

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet – Plato

Love is a fire. But whether, it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

If you have the power to make a difference, do it, one person can do a lot in life. If you have even one person who believes in you then ur not alone!- Naruto

"Life is like being lost. The more you struggle, the more confused you get about what path to take. And that's scary. Everyone looks like the enemy at that point. You think that your alone in this world. But if you really get lost all you can do is wait for someone to come get you. The people who care about you will always come and get you." Kazuya (Kyohei)

“Being strong doesn’t mean you can fight. Even Kindergartners can fight.” – Yankumi

“Your physical strength doesn’t determine how strong you are. If you have the strength to protect what is important to you, that’s all you need.” – Yankumi

“You can’t do anything right. You’re poor, you’re a commoner, and you’re totally hopeless… but you’re the best. You should be. I did approve of you after all. And my only regret was not showing you a live glimpse of Saturn. We’re both from Saturn. Maybe it was our shared destiny to have all those fun and difficult times together. When I’m with you, I really feel like I’ll always have a good time. So, I might come back just because I miss you.” – Domyouji

“The ‘you’ that you hate is the one that I love…” – Kyohei

"Love is the answer to life without love is nothing..."- MINE

"People that love you are sometimes the ones who betrays you"-MINE

"If you love somebody they will love you back"-Makino and Domyouji

"One person can make a difference"

"No one knows whats around the corner"

"If you love someone let them know"

"Love will never die"

"If you become what you want to be what will you do after that?"

"Life only flows in one direction" - Ed Elric

"Fear Is Not Evil" - Gildarts(Fairy Tail)

"Maybe there have been times when I've been pissed and hated things, but it wasn't from this work. My dad's a no-show, my mom's a lush, and school sucks. But this job is the one damn thing I've ever been good at. And if all the crap in my life hasn't screwed me up yet, then neither will this. And neither will you." -Yusuke

'People will say that they hate there mom but when they die u won't be saying that then'

"Don't stop walking, continue to walk until the end, follow your own path" - Mana Walker(To Allen Walker)

"I may be weak and I may be a loser but at least I have the strenght to try and protect the people and things I care about"

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals" J.K Rowling in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” J.K Rowling in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

“It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.” J.K Rowling in Harry Potter and Philosopher's stone.

“It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default.” J.K Rowling.

“It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.” J.K Rowling in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

“We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.” J.K. Rowling in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

“We're all human, aren't we? Every human life is worth the same, and worth saving.” J.K Rowling in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.” J.K Rowling in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

“You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"

"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?” J.K Rowling and the Order of the Phoenix.

Arthur: Do you really expect me to accept that- Just to sit here and take their word that Merlin's gone? I wont rest until I at least try. Season 4.

Merlin: ...I'm sorry. I thought I'd defined the prophecy. I thought I had time.

Arthur: What are you talking about?

Merlin: I'd defeated the Saxons. The dragon. And yet...And yet I knew it was Mordred that I must stop.

Arthur: The person who defeated them was a sorcerer.

Merlin: It was me.

Arthur: Don't be ridiculous, Merlin. This is stupid, why would you say that?

Merlin: I'm a sorcerer. I have magic. I use it for you, Arthur. Only for you. Season 5.

Arthur: So, I need your help in expressing my feelings.

Merlin: Of course.

Arthur: How do I express my feelings?

Merlin: Oh I see...Um...Feelings...

Arthur: Feelings.

Merlin: Girls...

Arthur: Girls.

Merlin: Flowers?

Arthur: Excellent. Find some. Perhaps you should send a note.

Merlin: Brilliant idea.

Arthur: Something moving. Something from the heart. Something...You'll think of something. Season 2.

Merlin: Some men are born to plough fields, some live to be great physicians others to be great kings. Me? I was born to serve you, Arthur. And I'm proud of that. And I wouldn't change a thing... Season 5.

Arthur: There's something I want to say...

Merlin: You're not going to say goodbye.

Arthur: No, Merlin... Everything you've done. I know now. For me, for Camelot. For the kingdom you help me build...

Merlin: You'd have done it without me.

Arthur: Maybe. I want to say...Something I've never said to you before...Thank You. Season 5

"I’m happy with the way it ends. And I think it will live in people’s memories. Things haven’t fallen the way things you’d expect them to, and that applies to the end of the series, as well." Bradley James (Arthur).

"It’s been a great adventure, and I’ve learned so much. When we started, everything was new. It was my first real role, so everything seemed like a new experience: new lessons, new friends, new adventures. It wasn’t just Merlin coming into his own; I was growing up in front of the camera, too." Colin Morgan (Merlin).

“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.” Rick Riordan in Percy Jackson, The last Olympian.

“If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.” Rick Riordan in Percy Jackson, The lightening thief.

“Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.” Rick Riordan in Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth.

“Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"

"Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"

"Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart.” Rick Riordan in Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth.

"Traitor!" I dug my last gold drachma out of my pocket and threw it at Luke. As I expected, he dodged it easily. The coin sailed into the spray of rainbow-coloured water. I hoped my prayer would be accepted in silence. I thought with all my heart: O goddess, accept my offering. "You tricked all of us!" I yelled at Luke. "Even DIONYSUS at CAMP HALF-BLOOD!" Rick Riordan in Percy Jackson, Sea of monsters.

"I learned a long time ago: Never bet against Annabeth." Rick Riordan in Heroes of Olympus, The Mark of Athena.

Sweet as sugar

Hard as ice

Hurt me once

I'll kill you twice

Favourite characters:

· Alan Tracy (Thunderbirds)

· Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)

· Cece Jones (Shake it up)

· Harper Finkle (Wizards of Waverly place)

· Speed Racer (Speed Racer)

· Mutt Williams/Jones (Indiana Jones)

· Merlin (Merlin BBC)

· Alan A Dale (Robin Hood BBC)

· Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. (Little Russell Thompson (Honey I shrunk the kids))

· Oscar (M.I.High)

· Blane (M.I.High)

· Chase (Lab rats)

I love reading stories about them epesically Hurt/comfort, Angst and Family mainly with them getting hurt

COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM!!

A white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said,

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,

when I grew up I was BLACK,

when I'm sick I'm BLACK,

when I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

when I'm cold I'm BLACK,

when I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir,

when you are born you're PINK,

when you grow up you're WHITE,

when you're sick, you're GREEN,

when you go in the sun you turn RED,

when you're cold you turn BLUE,

and when you die you turn PURPLE.

and you have the nerve to call me COLOURED?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

You’re Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the colour pink

Go to your mom for advice

You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the colour black

You like hanging out at the mall

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures

You like wearing jewellery

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies

You don't like the movie Star Wars

You were in gymnastics/dance (forced to take dance quit coz I hated)

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up

You smile a lot more than you should (In like theatre though)

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes

You care about what you look like

You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love movies (but not romance ones)

You Use to play with dolls as little kid

You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

Like being the star of everything

Total: 10/24

You’re Boy Side

You love hoodies

You love jeans

Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Well... Most of the time)

You've played with/against boys on a team

Shopping is torture

Sad movies suck

You own/ed an X-Box

You played with Hotwheel cars as a kid

At some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps

You like going to high school football games

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards

Baggy pants are cool to wear

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours

You love to go crazy and not care what people think

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total :20/26 (tomboy's for the win)

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug*

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

My name is Tiffany, I am three, my eyes are swollen, I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, what else could have made my Dad so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, then maybe my Mummy would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all or else I'm locked up, all day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone the house is all dark, my folk aren't at home when my Mummy does come home, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight.

I just heard a car, my Daddy is back from Charlie's bar.

I press my self against the wall.

I try to hide, from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me and yells at more, I finally get free and run to the door.

He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken and my Daddy continues, with more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late his face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape the hurt and the pain, again and again O please God have mercy, O please let it end!

And he finally stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionless. Brawled on the floor.

My name is Tiffany I am three, and tonight my Daddy murdered me.

Pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

Hi Bullies!

The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs.

The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night.

The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

There's more to people than you think. Repost this if you are against bullying.

Percy Jackson Oath

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember Percy wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

because I know what the Percy fans know

Percy Jackson isn't an obsession

Its a way of life, you know...

What I think life is about...

Life isn't about what you wore to school or what kind of car you drove or who your friends were. Life is what you decide to make it, its yours and yours alone. Don't let anybody tell you that you won't make it and your not good enough. Because if they say it then they don't know you at all. Your powerful and incredible! Your a force to reckon with when your minds set, your emotional and lovable! Your extraordinary, not simple, but unique.

Its your life to create or destroy. But you only get one chance and its yours to take!

There once was a girl who was sad, and not the type of sad that you can cure. She would wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and cry. She wouldn't eat because she though she was fat, she wouldn't talk cause she thought she sounded like a boy, and she wouldn't be friends because she thought she was ugly. She was made fun of everyday because she turned herself into a loner

One day she didn't show up to school and people didn't even notice. Later that day the principle came over the loudspeaker and said she wouldn't be returning. She was up in heaven making friends with Jesus. Nobody knew who the girl was but they knew that she was finally happy.

If you read that and it reminds you of anyone, then you should try and get them help. People are unique and shouldn't have to feel that way!

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA) Mittensx7768 (USA), Darkness Incarnated (USA), monkeygirl77 (USA), Secret (Scotland UK).

Fanfiction: Because 87% of all original endings suck.

Fanfiction: Because 95% of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.

Fanfiction: Because my favourite characters always die.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes evil deserves to win.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.

Fanfiction: Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.

Fanfiction: Because all stories shouldn't have an ending; there should always be another adventure.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes there's no one your age and gender who you can relate to.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes you want to be in that story yourself.

Fanfiction: Because sometimes you have no other way to express the ideas in your head.

Fanfiction: Because it's an escape.

I've seen people do this a lot and I wanna have a go so let’s have fun!!

1. Merlin

2. Alan Tracy

3. Hermione

4. Fred Weasley

5. Peter Pevensie

6. Speed Racer

7. Percy Jackson

8. Oscar Cole

9. Trixie

10. Harry

11. Remus Lupin

12. Morgana

1) All of the characters are in girl scouts (even the guys?). Which would earn the "Write All About It" badge first?

(That's obvious) Hermione

2) All of the characters go camping together and suddenly see a UFO landing. Which character(s) would board the craft?

Merlin, Alan, Speed, Percy, Oscar, Peter and Harry

3) Everyone is competing in the Summer Olympics. Which would take the gold in the high jump events?

Harry

4) What if the characters were answers from a Magic 8 Ball? Which would be "You can count on it!"?

Merlin!!

5) What if they were precious metals? Which would be platinum?

(umm,) ... I really don't know

6) Each of the characters has purchased a brand new computer. Which one would call everyone else needing an explanation on how to use it?

Everyone but Hermione.

7) You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do?

So me and Oscar are on a night out when we're savagely and drunkenly attacked by Alan. Well Oscar may be worried it was a trick from skull but he would kick Alan’s butt and we walk away like nothing happened... (That was weird :/)

8) What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?

Speed would get mad and Peter would get dead

9) 6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens?

Remus and Speed would wonder what they did to deserve such punishment.

10) 7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction?

Percy and Morgana are making out when Fred walks in. Fred starts to laugh and use this for future blackmail or maybe just tell Annabeth now.

11) 10 falls in love with 3. 1 is jealous, what happens?

Harry falls in love with Hermione. Merlin is jealous because he is reminded of Freya and he secretly broods about it until Arthur snaps him out of it.

12) 4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it?

YES!! Who wouldn't love a ride with Fred Wesley!!

13) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Speed is afraid of Percy because Percy may steal Trixie from him

13) 10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason?

Harry and Peter are getting married, (WHAT!!) when Trixie runs in to stop the ceremony because it's wrong and Ginny would kick Peter’s butt for marrying Harry

14) Give a title of a romance movie about 3 and 12.

Hermione and Morgana... The Worst Romance in Human History!!

15) Fill in the blanks: "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship, until (9) runs off with (2). (1), broken-hearted, has a short relationship with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3)."

Merlin and Trixie are in a happy relationship, until Trixie runs off with Alan, Merlin broken-hearted, has a short relationship with Remus (Huh!) and a brief unhappy affair with Speed(chokes on air), then follows the wise advice of Oscar and finds true love with Hermione.

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List your 12, favourite Harry Potter characters below:

1) Remus Lupin

2) Fred Weasley (Fred more than George - just always liked him more :S)

3) George Weasley

4) Dobby

5) Charlie Weasley

6) Oliver Wood

7) James Potter

8) Cedric Diggory

9) Arthur Weasley

10) Hermione Granger

11) Draco Malfoy

12)Lee Jordon

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Oliver and Draco? Nope.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

More cute than hot

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Is that even possible

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

One or two... and a few about rubber ducks...

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

NO!!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Charlie/Arthur or Charlie/Hermione - Charlie/Hermione (10/10)

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

(George/Hermione) George Weasley one of the schools twin pranksters life is brilliant for him right? Wrong! He can’t get the girl of his dreams and all because she’s a bookworm and he’s a pranking machine

9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

Not to me. Sorry...

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Um “I will prank/live for you”

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

(George) Not sure.

12)Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Nope.

13)Would anyone on your friends’ list write two/four/five?

Fred/Dobby/Charlie - Nope and that's just weird

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of fear?

(Hermione) "I DON'T WANT TO BE EXPELLED!"

15) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

(Cedric) Dead hearts by star

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Remus/Oliver/Lee) WARNING: weird ship

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

"The Mischief isn't managed yet..." (?)

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Cedric and James? I'd probably hate it. But I’d want James to win as Cedric can be a prat sometimes

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Cool maybe he can show me some Dragons

20.Write a short summary about a One/Two fic

Remus/Fred - that's sort of disturbing... But um let’s see the after world is fool of surprises but Remus and Fred never quite expected to feel this way. Warning male/male.

21.Let's say Two, Eight and Eleven were stuck in a burning barn. You can only save one of them. Which would you save?

Obvious - Fred (Two). Sorry Cedric... Draco...

22.Who would you rather kill of: One or Ten?

Hermione (Ten) sorry

23.Let's say you are going to die and you were allowed to bring either Three or Five with you. Who would you want to accompany you in death?

George or Charlie? Charlie as he seems funny and has no one but George has people who need him

24.Would you ever go on a date with Twelve?

Actually, yes

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (1). (7), broken-hearted, has a hot, one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Remus and James are in a happy relationship until Arthur runs off with Remus. James, broken-hearted, has a hot, one-night stand with Draco and a brief unhappy affair with Oliver, then follows the wise advice of Charlie and finds true love with Lee Wow. I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight.

How would you react if you saw Eight and Five in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Cedric, Charlie, a wardrobe and rubber duck. I feel sorry for Arthur.

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball (Peeves on the other hand is fine)

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office (skipping is just wrong)

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter (wouldn't get that much anyway he almost dies every year)

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick (It’s just childish)

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar (a normal collar would be so much more useful and maybe a flea bath..)

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination (why? the predictions would be better than professor Trelawney's )

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" (even if he is)

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. (but I can bet on which student professor Trelawney will predictic the death of this year *fingers crossed for Harry Potter*)

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" (at least not to his face)

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand (in front of teachers anyway)

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals (but I can use teddy bears)

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" (even if it is)

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot (it's more fun to use plastic snakes)

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it (If I can’t stop laughing then please Obliviate me)

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive (But I can lock the Slytherin’s in a room and forget about them)

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast (a really big battle between them and the students is allowed though)

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" (That would be torture to the rest of the school)

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways (Unless it is at night)

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor (But it is okay when points are taken away from Slytherin)

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort (I may tell him to "drop dead" or "stop stalking Harry Potter")

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy (teachers are though)

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling (Spiderman might get upset)

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate (Unless i want to scare people)

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways (a wand is much better than a sword or maybe I should just bring fluffy...)

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" (Telling them they are bees is okay though and poking Slytherins with knifes is okay )

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge (where as "i have heard every joke about Fudge's name" is)

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm (but I may draw a moustache on their face)

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers (First years are though)

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion (I may ask him if I can use it as shampoo)

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween (but i may dress up as a dementor or professor snape wearing Neville's Grans clothes now that was really scary *shudders*)

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously (telling him to lighten up is okay though)

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions (But I may tell the fat lady that Sirus black is coming back to get her)

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet (but I can be king of the kitchens)

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice (But stalking Harry Potter is)

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates (But I may attack other people's classmates)

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area. (an easy one is okay though)

52) I will not hit anybody with a wand, even if I don't do a spell. (I may hit them with a book though)

53) I will not yell Shazam when I am trying to transfigure something. (Unless the spell requires it)

54) I will not tell Moaning Myrtle that Olive Hornby is at Hogwarts for a month (I’ll just let her figure it out herself)

55) I will not raid the kitchen before Quittich games for rotten tomatoes to throw at the players. (But I can throw Bricks)

56) I will not place a circus mirror by the Fat Lady to make her look thin (but I can place a thin portrait across from her)

57) I will not launch spoonfuls of porridge at the owls every morning. (one is enough)

58) I will not ride the therstals and feed them Mrs. Norris (Werewolves eat therstals quicker and I’m not sure I can see them)

59) I will not launch fireworks off the Astronomy Tower (Unless it’s new year)

60) I will not spray the plants with weed killer at Herbology when they bite me. (I’ll just spray them all the time)

61) I will not eat any pets, including owls, toads, cats and rats, even if they taste good. (But I can try eating blast ending skrutes)

62) I will not fill a water gun up with random potions and squirt them at people (but I may charm snowballs to follow them around)

63) I will not make make-up with bubotuber pus to sell to the girls at school so they will get pimples (but I may give it to the boys!)

64) I will not say that Draco looks gay with his blond hair, even if he does. (well at least not to his face)

65) I will not give stilts to Professor Flitwick on Christmas. (but I can give stilts to him on his birthday)

66) Selling T-Shirts that say 'Keep Calm and Ask Hermione' is banned. (one's that say "death to Voldemort" or "Keep calm and annoy Umbridge" are not banned)

67) I will not steal all the wizards chess players to create a miniture battle in the courtyard (creating a big one is okay though)

68) Putting fake dememtors around the school is discouraged (putting real ones around is fine)

69) I will not chew Drooble's Best Blowing Gum during class (but I may eat in class)

70) Exploding bonbons are not meant for throwing at people (but I can throw fireworks at them)

71) No matter how good of Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during care of magical creatures (but I may imitate David Attenburgh)

72) Putting up Doug Henning posters in Flich’s office is not appropriate (Putting up I love Umbridge Posters is)

73) I will not tye-dye ALL the school owls (a few or half is okay though)

74)I will not re-enact Harry Potter Pals in the school (No one wants to see Dumbledore shirtless)

75)I am not allowed to take Professor Flitwicks’ wand and hold over my head so he can’t reach it and laugh (But I can take first year’s wands and do that)

76) I am not allowed to draw a smiley face on my arm and tell people it’s the new dark mark (Anything else is okay though)

77) I will not write a H on Percy Weasley’s forehead (drawing a P for prat or changing his name to Praty is okay though)

78) I will not refer to Umbridge as the queen of the toads (She is more like the queen of the frogs)

79) Cat’s and Dragons can and should not be interbreed so I must not attempt this (but dogs and dragons might work)

80) House elf stew is not on the Hogwarts’ menu neither is Niffler curry so I should stop asking for them (But there is a chance I can get owl stew or teacher twizzlers)

81) There is no ‘bring a muggle to school day’ (but there is a ‘Love professor Snape day)

82) The fact that Draco is short, blond pale-eyed and rat-faced is no reason for me tell Slytherins that Peter Pettigrew should be paying Narcissa child support (But I can tell the rest of the houses that)

83) I will not refer Remus Lupin as a nice doggy (He prefers Wolfie)

84) If I ever apply for a job I should not say my biggest influences are ‘Fred and George Weasley’ or ‘Voldemort’ (Peter Pettigrew is okay though)

85) I will not send Professor Snape toothpaste and shampoo for Christmas (I can give it to him for his birthday)

86) The house elves are not there to do my homework (Hermione might be)

87) Seamus is not hiding a gold pot (Or maybe that’s just what he wants us to think)

88) I will not use the Marauder’s map for stalking (stalking is Voldemort’s job)

89) I will not sing the song “I know a song that gets on everybody nerves” (singing “I know a song that’ll get on your nerves” is okay)

90) I am not allowed to ask pureblood students “if your Parents got divorced would they still be brother and sister?” even if it would probably be true

91) Saying Voldemort is my hero is a bad idea (saying Peter Pettigrew is my hero is okay)

92) I will not sing do you believe in magic while walking to modern (at any other point it is ok)

93) I am not to tell anyone Dumbledore is Santa’s brother (saying he is Santa is ok)

Friends say that I'm normal

people say that I'm crazy

friends say that I'm overprotective

people say I'm violent

friends say I'm interesting

People say I'm a bitch

friends tell me who’s hurting them

people go hide in rocks

Friends say I'm social

people say I'm antisocial

friends say I'm lazy

people say I'm fat

friends say I'm a book worm

people say I'm a nerd

friends say I have a way with words

People say I'm insane

I say I’m amazing

Hi, my name is Kazu.

I like Writing and I like Athletics.

I am running down the road

I suddenly tripped over.

I come home with a scratch on my knee.

My mummy begins to worry.

I tell her I am fine.

She sighs and says ok.

I am at school.

When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.

I am sent to the sickbay.

Then I am sent home.

Mummy takes me to the doctors.

The doctors tell mummy something.

Mummy starts to cry.

I tell her it's ok.

I'm not going to die.

She tells me I am starting.

Starting to be slower.

I don't know what it means.

But I have become sick.

I tell mummy it's ok.

I will become better.

Mummy starts to cry.

Do I have cancer?

Mummy says no.

Then what do I suppose.

As a year had past.

I struggle to walk.

My speech is getting slower.

It's hard for me to talk.

My friends like to help me.

My classmates like to run.

But I have to sit down.

And watch them have fun.

Then one day my teacher.

Comes to see mummy.

Daddy comes out.

And starts to get all snotty.

The teacher tells my parents.

I can no longer go to school.

My motion is too slow.

I ask the teacher slowly.

I am sorry I am useless.

I start to cry and beg her.

I want to go to school.

The teacher gives a smile.

And tells me she is sorry.

The school cant really help me.

The words were so cruel.

The day I had to leave.

My friends and classmates cried.

The boys upon the windows.

Wave to me goodbye.

I smile and sit in the car.

I am taken to a school.

A school with special people.

Just like me and you.

I start to have some fun.

I made a lot of friends.

As many years passed again.

I talk too slow to understand.

I cannot run anymore.

And I struggle to even stand.

I cannot write in my diary.

My motion is too slow.

Then one day I am sent.

To the hospital again.

Now many years have passed.

I lie in a warm bed.

I cannot move my body.

I cannot move again.

I talk very slowly.

I cannot move my head.

My mummy sits there crying.

My daddy looks depressed.

I ask my mummy sadly.

Am I going to die.

My mother holds my hand.

Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes.

I cannot talk or move.

I seem to have died.

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Stupid Stereotypes

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (I believe something is out there I just don't know what)

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (same as above)

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I'm not pretty)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (I wish I could die my hair)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (don’t honestly know what they are)

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber-sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. ( I sometimes disagree with them)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*tard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Death -The action or fact of dying or being killed; the end of the life of a person or organism.

A Story of Life and Death

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes & went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy's father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor.

On seeing the doctor, the dad yelled: "Why did you take all this time to come? Don't you know that my son's life is in danger? Don't you have any sense of responsibility?"

The doctor smiled & said: "I am sorry, I wasn't in the hospital & I came as fast as I could after receiving the call... And now, I wish you'd calm down so that I can do my work."

"Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would you calm down? If your own son dies now what will you do??" said the father angrily.

The doctor smiled again & replied: "I will say what was said in the Holy Book "From dust we came & to dust we return, blessed be the name of God".

"Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go & intercede for your son, we will do our best by God's grace" He said. "Giving advises when we're not concerned is so easy" Murmured the father. The doctor went and did the surgery. The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy, "Thank goodness!, your son is saved!" And without waiting for the father's reply he carried on his way running. "If you have any question, ask the nurse!!"

"Why is he so arrogant? He couldn't wait some minutes so that I ask about my son's state!", commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left. The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: "His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son's surgery. And now that he saved your son's life, he left running to finish his son's burial."

What is Love?

Isn’t love what we all desire? How could we live without loving and being loved?

Among the different expressions of love are friendship, dedication to a cause or to a person, the love of parents for their children, the exclusive love between a man and a woman united in marriage and the love with which we yearn for the Absolute.

In order to find the truth about love between a man and a woman, the first question is: what is it in a person, that causes me to be attracted towards him or her?

Is it what he/she is able to give me (money, social status)? Is it the beauty that I see in him or her or the pleasure that I experience or that we are able to share together? Is it the feelings I have because of his/her attention?

A relationship thus founded may feel good, but it will prove to be imperfect: the other person is reduced to a means for achieving my own good. Paradoxically, it is towards myself that I am turning...

If we love truly, we love the other for themselves. An authentic love is above all to desire the happiness of the other. I do not love him/her only because of what they can give me but I love him/her primarily because of who he/she is. In such a relationship, there is even more reason for two people to feel strongly for one another, to experience pleasure in each other’s company or to be of mutual service to one another. A profound relationship is rooted in the person himself/herself over and above their apparent qualities or faults.

To love in this way implies a free choice on my part : to decide to love the other, to commit myself to him or her. We are not able to love truly without giving some of our freedom to the other. And we expect that this choice will be reciprocated because this is the condition of a relationship.So to look for the happiness of the one I love is to contribute to my own happiness. Certainly, this isn’t always easy. We are all susceptible to mood swings, to the monotony of daily living, to difficulties that may arise and to our own egoism. Love is fragile...Will I love this person in five or in twenty years? Will I be capable of bearing with this or that fault? Is this love for life? Will it last through difficulties, through sickness?

In reality, if our relationship is founded on a free and reciprocated choice, it can only grow. Because love doesn’t happen only once. ‘Love at first sight’, exciting as it is, is in fact a very strong emotion that does not necessarily demonstrate a profound love.

Such love is a personal relationship. It is built and it deepens with time and with a more and more solid trust between each other. By talking and sharing, love is renewed each day by means of gestures and attitudes that show to the other the priviledged place he or she has in my life. And the joys, the events and also the difficulties we live together reinforce our intimacy. This can grow to the extent that we work at our committment and through the difficulties, keep turning towards the other.

Love is therefore not just a simple union of two people but a mutual gift of two free beings of all that they are: body, heart and spirit. The logic of love is to aspire towards a total and definitive gift. Only a decision that is reciprocal and for life allows a human love to reach a certain perfection and to be capable of satisfying our hearts.

For the Christian, the source and the model of love is God: Beloved, let us love one another; for love is of God, and he who loves is born of God and knows God. (1 John 4:7)

HOUSE OF ANUBIS PLEDGE

I promise to remember Nina when I tell an unbelievable lie

I promise to remember Fabian whenever I’m being shy

I promise to remember Eddie when I discover a new skill

I promise to remember Rufus when I have the urge to kill

I promise to remember Patricia when I have a bicker-fest

I promise to remember Mara when I promise to do my best

I promise to remember Alfie when I act below my age

I promise to remember Frobisher when I can barely contain my rage

I promise to remember Victor when someone says it’s ten

I promise to remember Joy when I have to start again

I promise to remember Amber when I’m not acting very smart

I promise to remember Jerome when I consider lying an art

I promise to remember KT when my friends seem to not trust me

I promise to remember Willow when I start to act a bit ditzy

I promise to remember Mick when I start to play sports

I promise to remember Trudy when something’s out of sorts

I promise to remember Jasper if I’m being blackmailed

I promise to remember Vera when all my plans have failed

I promise to remember Senkarah when I want to be a god

I promise to remember Harriet when I’m told to sit and nod

I promise to remember Jason when I’m feeling sick

I promise to remember Poppy when there’s someone I want to flick

I promise to remember Sibuna when I go to prom

I promise to remember Nina’s gran when I meddle where I don’t belong

I promise to remember Anubis House when a mystery comes my way

I promise to remember House of Anubis every single day!

LAB RATS PLEDGE

I promise to remember Chase when someone calls me a geek.

I promise to remember Leo when someone thinks I’m weak.

I promise to remember Bree when I give in to my girly side.

I promise to remember Adam when my intelligence just seems to hide.

I promise to remember Davenport when I start to gloat or brag.

I promise to remember Eddy when someone starts to rag.

I promise to remember Tasha when I want a normal day.

I promise to remember Marcus when someone gets in my way.

I promise to remember Principal Perry when I see someone obsessed with cats.

I promise to remember the one and only Lab Rat!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

Never take your dad for granted, you have no idea what you are missing. Love him and thank him while he's alive.

Dear pessimist, optimist and realist

While you were debating about the water in the glass I drank it.

From the opportunist

Dear Voldomort

They messed your nose up to

From Michal Jackson

Dear Yahoo

I have never heard I don’t know that Yahoo it

From Google

Dear America

You gave us Miley Cyrus so you can't complain about Beiber

From Canada

Dear math

I am NOT your therapist slove your own problems

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(Why wait that long?)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.

(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.

(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.

(Destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.

(Everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.

(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.

(Just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not strip in class.

(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.

(Like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(Just leave'm in the middle)

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Behind every smile is a tear,

Behind every tear is a story,

A story that will only come out when the right chose is made,

But for that to happen all that is needed,

Is for someone to notice the tears behind the smile,

Only then you will know the true story...

The girl who seemed unbreakable, broke.

The girl who seemed strong, crumbled.

The girl who always laughed, cried.

The girl who never stopped trying, finally gave up.

She dropped a fake smile as a tear rolled down her cheek & whispered to herself 'I cant do this anymore.

WARNING

: Do NOT follow in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m the girl

I'm the Girl who hears voices and has hallucinations.

I'm the Girl who says random book quotes that no one but me understands.

I'm the Girl who can relate absolutely everything to Percy Jackson.

I'm the Girl who talks to herself.

I'm the Girl who can be caught screaming at books.

I'm the Girl who you don't want to mess with in a bad mood. (I have a lot of those)

I'm the Girl who doesn't like to talk about boys but is really a complete sap.

I'm the Girl who can hold a grudge for a very, very long time.

I'm the Girl who believes that you can't prove something isn't real.

I'm the Girl who dresses how I want.

I'm the Girl who likes the moon better than the sun.

I'm the Girl who likes books better than people.

I'm the Girl who talks to herself and her books.

I'm the Girl who doesn't care what people say about me.

I'm the Girl who goes on Fanfiction more than is healthy.

I'm the Girl whose siblings say they need to take me to a special doctor.

I'm the Girl who knows she is weird and crazy and is proud of it.

I'm the Girl who considers myself nocturnal.

I'm the Girl who is intentionally contrary.

I'm the Girl that hates parties, and when I do go, I sit in the corner and read a book.

I'm the Girl who's parents says I read to much and I need to be "more well rounded"

I'm the Girl who wants to paint the walls in her room black.

I'm the Girl who prefers to stay home and read than talk to people.

I'm the Girl who accepts that I'm not normal and is proud of it.

Dumb Store Labels

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

In Nissan Rouge Car commercial: "WARNING: Fantasy! Car's can not jump on trains!" (Dang, thats my favorite way to travel though...)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

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7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

This Story is Stupid

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody was faced with an important task.

Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about it that because it was Everybody’s job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it.

But, Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.

The end result was that Everybody blamed Somebody

when Nobody did what Anybody could have.

-A Charles Osgood Poem about Responsibility

Fear

You aren't scared of the dark. You're scared of what's in it.

You aren't afraid of heights. You're afraid of falling.

You aren't afraid of death. You're afraid of dying.

You aren't afraid of the people around you. You're afraid of rejection.

You aren't afraid to love. You're afraid of not being loved back.

You aren't afraid of letting go. You're just afraid to accept the reality that they're gone.

You aren't afraid to try again. You're afraid of being hurt for the exact same thing.

Insult Comebacks:

Your fat! Like your one to talk.

Your stupid! And so are your insults.

Your ugly! Oh, please look in a mirror- If you can without breaking it.

Ever think of wearing makeup? you could use some. Ever think of wearing a bag over your head? You would be doing the world a favor.

You are such a nerd. Awe... you think I'm smart?

What an ugly little witch! You spoiled brat that can't even come up with a good insult!

Do you ever consider looking nice? Do you ever consider not wearing makeup fit for a Halloween party?

Why don't you shave that mustache? Sure, right after you shave your beard!

You are horrible at comebacks! Oh I'm just getting started. Tell you what! I'll make a good comeback when you graduate high school!- If I haven't died of old age by then.

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.

Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.

I'm a total Bra-Kayla NUT. Don't ask me why, I don't know; just they are EXTREMELY cute!

Post this to your profile if you LOVE Bra-Kayla and want Brady BACK ON THE SHOW!

It's not the same without Brady on Pair of Kings, right? Just doesn't seem right anymore on there. It broke me in two hearing he was let go :( Boz just isn't as good

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don’t want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

--Philosophical Moment: Child Abuse--

Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair

She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die

She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did

Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying

Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor

It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narniachick, Jesus' girl 4ever, powerrangersfangirl22, Secret,

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

About my writing...

I'm deep and dark and twisted,

but sprinkle humor in my stories,

I like fluff and family comfort,

But have a penchant to be gory.

Cursing is ok when called for,

As are adult-like themes when right,

I don't update too regularly,

Until it hits in the middle of the night.

OOC bugs me endlessly,

And slash is ok, when done well,

I often play up bigger themes,

Like light and dark/heaven and hell.

So read it at your own risk,

I think reviews are good and nice,

But if you're going to troll me,

I hope you're eaten by rabid mice :)

A little bit about what Fanfiction is to me...

Fanfiction

Beyond this place of hollow bone,

Where war and peace make their home,

Where love is spoken in clever words,

And what is meant is always heard.

Beyond this mortal, weary world,

Live charming boys and pretty girls,

Heroes and foes, beyond mere men,

And tales, once told, begin again,

Living forever, and in perfect circles dance,

Beyond reality's incompetence.

-M. Lou.

Things i bet you didn't know about professor Trewlany's predictions

in third year at the Christmas lunch, Trelawney at first refused to join the table, since when thirteen dine together, the first to rise will be the first to die. Harry Potter and Ron Weasley got up from the table first together, but Albus Dumbledore was the first among those at the table to die. Also, she did not take into account of Peter Pettigrew (who was at the time disguised as Scabbers) which would in fact count as fourteen people. However before she was seated, there were thirteen people at the table, counting Scabbers. Albus Dumbledore was the first to rise and greet her, and he was the first person to die

In 1995, thirteen members of the order dined together, and the first to rise was Sirius, who was the first to die.

Also, after the Battle of the seven Potters, thirteen people (Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Bill, Fleur, Fred, George, Ron, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Tonks and Hagrid) gathered in The Burrow to mourn the death of Alastor Moody Afterwards, Lupin stood up and offered to look for Moody's dead body. Later in the Battle of Hogwarts, Lupin was killed by Antonin Dolohov Fred and Tonks were also killed, but as the time of Lupin's death is unknown, it is possible he was first.

When Dolores Umbridge was appointed Hogwarts High Inquisitor during Harry's 5th year, she insisted that Trelawney demonstrate her abilities by prophesying something. Trelawney claimed that she saw dark events ahead for Umbridge, which Umbridge immediately dismissed as nonsense. Later, Umbridge was dragged off and imprisoned by centaurs in the Forbidden Forest.

In Harry's 4th year Trelawney, while discussing star charts, commented that given his "dark hair, mean stature, [and] tragic losses so young in life..." Saturn was likely in a position of power when he was born, and suggested that he was born in mid-winter. Interestingly (and unknown to both at that time), Harry was a Horcrux of Lord Voldemort, who was born on New Years Eve.

In Harry's 6th year he saw Trelawney coming and hid from her. As she passed, he saw that she was examining a pack of cards and muttered, "A dark young man, possibly troubled, one who dislikes the questioner." She dismissed her own words as nonsense, unaware of Harry's presence or his dislike of her. Later in the year, Harry saw Draco arguing with Snape as he questioned Draco on the progress of his mission for Voldemort. Later Trelawney again met Harry in the corridors, and this time complained that Dumbledore had been repeatedly dismissing her warnings of impending disaster. She looked at some Tarot cards and saw, "... the lightning-struck tower... Calamity. Disaster. Coming nearer all the time...". This seems to predict the events of Dumbledore's death on the Astronomy tower. The Lightning-Struck Tower tarot card (The Tower) is generally considered representative of disaster or life-altering change.

According to Professor McGonagall, Trelawney had predicted the death of one student a year since her arrival at Hogwarts (which was in 1980.) As of 1993, not a single one of those had yet died. In 1996, however, she retracted her prediction regarding Harry Potter as a means of attempting to annoy Dolores Umbridge, stating that he would live to a ripe, old age, become Minister for Magic and have twelve children. A prediction that also, as of now, has not come to pass.

A letter from mum and dad

My child, when I get old I hope you understand and have patience with me. In case I break a plate or spill soup on the table because I‘m losing my eyesight, I hope you don’t yell at me. Older people are sensitive…always having self-pity when you yell.

When my hearing gets worse and I can’t hear what you’re saying I hope you don’t call me, “Deaf!” please repeat what you said or write it down. I’m sorry, my child…I’m getting older.

When my knees get weaker, I hope you have the patience to help me get up, like how I used to help you while you were little, learning how to walk.

Please bear with me when I keep repeating myself like a broken record, I hope you just keep listening to me. Please don’t make fun of me or get sick of listening to me. Do you remember when you were little and you wanted a balloon? You repeated yourself over and over until you got what you wanted.

…Please also pardon my smell. I smell like an old person. Please don’t force me to shower. My body is weak. Old people get sick easily when they’re cold. I hope I don’t gross you out. Do you remember when you were little? I used to chase you around because you didn’t want to shower.

I hope you can be patient with me when I’m always cranky It’s all part of getting old. You’ll understand when you’re older. And if you have spare time, I hope we can talk even for a few minutes. I’m always all by myself all the time. And have no one to talk to. I know you’re busy with work. Even if you’re not interested in my stories, please have time for me. Do you remember when you were little? I used to listen to your stories about your teddy bear.

When the time comes and I get ill and bedridden, I hope you have the patience to take care of me. I’M SORRY if I accidentally wet the bed or make a mess.

I hope you have the patience to take care of me during the last few moments of my life. I’m not going to last much longer, anyway. When the time of my death come, I hope you hold my hand and give me the strength to face death. And don’t worry…when I finally meet our Creator…I will whisper in his ear to BLESS you! Because you loved your mum and dad. Thank you so much for your care. We love you! With much love, mum and dad.

Respect your mother.

My mum only had one eye. I hated her…she was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students & teacher…to support the family. There was this one day during elementary school where my mum came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me? I ignore her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said, “EEWW, your mum only has one eye!”

I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mum to just disappear…I confronted her that day and said, “if you’re only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don’t you just die?”

My mum did not respond…I didn’t even stop to think for a second about what I had said because, I was FULL of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings. I wanted out of that house and to have NOTHING to do with her. So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study. Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life, my kids, and the comforts, then one day my mother came to visit me. She hadn’t seen me in years and she didn’t even meet her grandchildren. When she stood by the door my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited. I screamed at her, “ How dare you come to my house and scare my children! GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!”

And to this my mother quietly answered, “Oh, I’m so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address.” And she disappeared out of sight.

One day a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. So I lied to my wife and told her that I was going on a business trip. After the reunion I went to the old shack just out of curiosity. My neighbours said that she had died. I did not shed a single tear. They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.

My dearest son, I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that I came to your house and scared your children. I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up. You see…when you were very little, you got into an accident and…you lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn’t stand watching you…having to grow up with one eye. So…I gave you mine. I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me in, my place, with that eye. With all my love to you, your mother. “

This is a story about a single mother, imagine you are one of the children in this story, your mother raises you and your two brothers. And works as a maid, as a father and as a mother, she cooked breakfast before she went to her work. And she never forgot to say, “I love you” before you went to school. In the afternoon you see your mother is very tired but she still never forgets to cook dinner and wash your clothes while you play outside with your friends...and on your birthday you’re expecting so much about the gift your mother will give you but then you didn’t receive what you wanted. And you said, “This is not what I want!”

You didn’t even think what difficulties, sweat, blood your mother had to endure before she could buy that gift…your mother just ignored what you said but deep inside you know she’s crying. One night you see your mother looks really sick…and you asked her if she’s ok and she told you she only needed a rest and would be okay tomorrow. She then said good night and the words, “I love you!”

Next morning you woke up early and decided to surprise your mother by cooking her favourite food…hours pass…and you noticed that your mothers still not coming out of her room as she does everyday, so you decide to wake her up. As you open the door you feel weird and your heart starts to pump fast…while you closer to your mother you feel really nervous and you start to sweat…you hold her hand slowly… you feel it’s cold and your tears start to fall. You try to wake her but there’s no response…”She’s dead!” you sadly said, “ Mum I’m sorry, I know it’s to late but I love you and am sorry for the things I’ve done to you!”

Beside your mother there’s a letter saying,

“Sorry I can’t be a good mother to you but I hope you realise that I did my best. I’m sorry it will end this way but I hope you know that you are very special to me not matter what you say.

I love you, your mama.”

Hope you received a moral lesson through this story, that your mother will always love you no matter what. And you should love her back before it’s to late.

Hi mummy…

Hi mummy I’m your baby. You don’t me yet, I’m only a few weeks old. You’re going find out about me soon, though, I promise. Let me tell you some things about me, my name is John and I’ve got beautiful brown eyes and black hair. Well, I don’t have it yet but I will when I’m born. I’m going to be your only child and you’ll call me your ‘one and only’.

I’m going to grow up without a daddy mostly but we will have each other. We’ll help each other and love each other. I want to be a doctor when I grow up.

You found out about me today mummy! You were so excited, you couldn’t wait to tell everyone! All you could do all day was smile and everything was perfect. You have a beautiful smile mummy.

Yours will be the first face I see in my life and it will be the best thing I see in my life. I know it already.

Today was the day you told daddy. You were so excited to tell him about me! He wasn’t happy mummy! He kind of got angry. I don’t think that you noticed but he did! He started to talk about something called wedlock, and money, and bills and stuff I don’t understand yet. You were still happy, though, so it was ok.

Then he did something scary mummy! He hit you! I could feel you flying backward, your hands flying up to protect me. I was okay…but I was very sad for you. You were crying then, mummy. That’s a sound I don’t like. It doesn’t make me feel good. It makes me cry too. He said sorry after and he hugged you again. You forgave him mummy but I’m not sure I do! It wasn’t right. You say he loves you…so why would he hurt you? I don’t like it mummy.

Finally you can see me! Your stomach is a little bigger and you’re so proud of me. You went out with your mummy to buy me clothes and you were so very happy.

You sing to me too. You have the most beautiful voice in the whole wide world. I’m happiest when you sing and when you talk to me, I feel safe. So safe.

You just wait and see, mummy. When I am born I will be perfect just for you. I will make you proud and love you with all my heart.

I can move my hands and feet now, mummy! I do it because you put your hands on my belly to feel me and I giggle. You giggle too.

I love you mummy!

I promise when I grow up I won’t let you get hurt! I promise to protect you. DADDY IS BAD!

Daddy came to see you today mummy. I got really scared he was acting really funny and he wasn’t talking right. He said he didn’t want you. I don’t know why but that’s what he said. And he hit you again!

I don’t care if you think he’s a good person, I think he is bad. But he hit you mummy and said he doesn’t want us. He doesn’t like me. Why doesn’t like me mummy?

You didn’t talk to me tonight mummy. Is everything okay?

It’s been 3 days since you saw daddy and you haven’t felt me or talked to me since then. Do you not love me anymore?

I still love you. I think you feel sad. The only time I feel you is when you sleep. You sleep funny kind of curled up on your side. And you hug me with your arms and I feel safe and warm again. Why don’t you do that when your awake anymore?

I’m 21 weeks old today mummy. Aren’t you proud of me? We’re going somewhere today and it’s somewhere new. I’m excited. It looks like a hospital too. I hope you’re as excited as me. I can’t wait.

…Mummy I’m getting scared your heart is still beating but I don’t know what you’re thinking.

The doctor is talking to you and I think something is going to happen soon. I’m really scared mummy. Please tell me you love me mummy, then I’ll feel safe. I love you mummy!

Mummy what are they doing to me!? It hurts! Please make them stop! It hurts so bad! Please mummy, help me! Make them stop!

Don’t worry mummy, I’m safe. I’m in heaven with the angles now. They told me about what you did, they said it’s called an abortion…WHY MUMMY?! WHY DID YOU DO IT? DIDN’T YOU LOVE ME? WHY DID YOU GET RID OF ME?

I’m really sorry if I did something wrong, mummy.

I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART! WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME?

What did I do to deserve what they did to me? Please mummy I want to live.

It really hurts to see you not care about me, not talk to me…didn’t I love you enough?

Please keep me mummy! I want to live, smile, watch the clouds, see your face and grow up to be a doctor. I don’t want to be here I want you to love me again! I’m really sorry if I did something wrong. I love you!

I love you mummy!

Hi I’m Lindsay!

I’m 4 years old almost up to a whole hand! (she holds up four fingers)

Grandma’s coming for Christmas! It’s going to be so much fun. She told me she’s getting a surprise for me! I hope it’s that new Polly pocket…she told me that presents don’t matter to her…the only present she wants is to see me!

She’s coming all the way from Georgia. Mummy says that’s a long way away. Grandma says they grow oranges there! I like oranges.

Well I got to go to bed now daddy’s going to read me my favourite book! It’s about a bear who makes friends with a pig and they go on a picnic and- “Lindsay brush your teeth sweetie!”

That’s mummy calling me, I better go! Bye-bye! Goodnight!

“Lindsay wake up grandma’s here!”

“Grandma!” I run downstairs! I can’t wait to see her! “Grandma where are you?”

I start crying, “Where are you grandma?”

Mummy walks in, “Mummy! Where’s grandma? You said she was here!”

“Sweetie it’s 6am what are you doing up?” Mummy yawns. “Grandma doesn’t come until tomorrow.”

Mummy takes me back to bed, “You need to sleep!”

Mummy leaves but I just can’t sleep. Ugh, I know I’ll start counting sheep. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ,

11, 12, 13 ,14, 15…

“Lindsay, I’m here!” That’s grandma she’s really here. I run downstairs to living room. “Lindsay my sunshine…oh my sunshine is that the tightest hug you can give me?” Grandma asks me as I hug her.

“Show me a bear hug!” she tells me and I hugger as tight as I love her which is a lot.

“Now darling you need some sleep!” She tells me as I fall asleep in her arms.

“Beep, beep! “ my alarm clock wakes me up which means grandma must have carried me to my room last night. She’s the best grandma ever! I need to tell her much I love her, huh she not in ther living room maybe she’s in the kitchen!

“Mummy, why are you crying?”

“Lindsay grandma won’t be coming for Christmas.”

“Buuuu-ut…”

“She’s in a beautiful place.”

“Ooh what’s it called?”

“Darling, it’s called heaven; grandma’s dead!”

“No she’s alive!”

“Grandma will always be alive in our hearts…”

“NO, she’s not dead she put me to bed last night!”

“Sweetie she can’t be here! She went to heaven and 6:10am!”

“But she’s here…”

Learn to love the people you’re with because when they’re gone you’ll see how much you loved them.

“You don’t see how much you love something until it’s gone!” - unknown

Boyfriend/girlfriend - abuse story

BOY: Heya babe, what’s up?

GIRL: Not much

{silence}

BOY: well do you fancy coming swimming with me on Saturday for my birthday?

GIRL: I’m really, sorry babe I can’t.

The next day {the BOY’s birthday} the BOY went to see his baby to check if she was alright.

He was throwing rocks at her window so she would come out.

But nobody came so he rang her cell phone… a stranger answered.

Stranger: sorry Cassidy can’t come out today. Try her tomorrow, bye.

The boy was about to leave when he heard a scream.

GIRL: Help!

His baby was screaming as her dad pushed her against her bedroom windows.

The boy ran home and the next day in school…she didn’t show up.

In his first lesson a Dr. came into his class and called him outside…he showed him a photo of Cassidy.

Dr.: do you know her?

BOY: Yeah, why?

Dr: She died earlier this morning.

BOY: How?! HOW?!

Dr.: She was beaten so hard she bled to death I’m sorry son.

The boy walked back to his class in tears. And when he got there his teacher told to take the day off.

When he was home he remembered about a piece of paper Cassidy had given him before her death.

Note: Dear the best boyfriend ever,

I love you, I would rather die than have you go through what I did, will you go to the school dance with me, please?

Love you lots

Cassidy

The boy sobbed his heat out.

BOY: Rather die?!

From that day he carried the note in his pocket always.

And now to hopefully get you to smile some funny quotes:

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Isaac Asimov

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Mitch Hedberg

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Theodore Roosevelt

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Mark Twain

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Elayne Boosler

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

Bill Hicks

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Henry A. Kissinger

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.

W. H. Auden

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Douglas Adams

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.

Richard Dawkins

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

Emo Philips

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

George Carlin

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

Josh Billings

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

Steven Wright

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

George Bernard Shaw

Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.

James A. Garfield

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Mel Brooks