FORMER PENNAMES: SamiDahling, Sami-Fo-Fami, SamiWritesLoveOnHerArms, -Sorry Mr. Egg-, Sam-E-I-E-I-O, Sami 8D, -I.Pancake.In.The.Crisco- (I need to stop changing it so much...)

Meh. So, I don't really like H.S.M. anymore... Like, at all. I'm going to start over here on FanFiction, but don't really feel like deleting my stories... If you'd like to go to muh new account... Go here. XOXOXO

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I have an important announcement to make:

I probably won't be spending much time writing on here anymore. I'm not feeling very inspired for any of my stories, other than 'What Friends Are For,' and I just feel it's unfair to leave you guys hanging as I've done. I'll continue to update 'WFAF' when I get the chance, though you and I know that's not very often.

I'm really, really sorry. It's been so great writing HSM stuff for you all, and I'll continue to read your stuff... I just need a break from writing it. However, I have got a story up on the JBFA that some Jonas fans might possibly be interested in. To be honest, I haven't updated that in a while either, but I really do plan to. The link's at the bottom of my profile.

If you are interested in taking 'When All Is Said and Done,' 'Faking My Own Suicide,' 'The Life You Left Behind,' or 'Phone Hostage' out of my hands, please let me know. I have no problem with allowing someone to adopt them, as long as you're a decent writer and are more dedicated than I am. Please just tell me before you take.

Oh! And I'll continue to write 'To Catch a Cheater' with jonesy/Emily.

MOi

Name-- Sami/Sam

Sex-- No thanks... LOL. No, I'm a girl.

Age-- 15

Location-- 'Cause I'm just THAT stupid, right?

Orientation-- Straight

Social Classification-- Punk/Grunge

Religion-- I'm a Christian, but not just for the sake of saying I'm a Christian. I honestly am born again.

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OTHER SiTES

My FanFic Blog-- Porkeepine 2.0 (New URL!)(last updated October 26th)

My Graphics Site/Blog-- Soda Pop & Ritalin (Under Construction)

My MySpace-- Thank God 4 Esteban

My YouTube-- thePUNKjunkee (1 video)

My Iconator-- BREAKINGpoint ( 2 icons; 5 avvies)

My FictionPress-- xliveROCKxloveROCKx (0 stories)

My IMDb-- XfeedXyourXheadX

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SAMi'S FAVORiTES

Color-- Black (Unless you're one of those color Nazis who likes to point out that black's not a color. In which case, my technical favorite color would be purple.)

Food-- Everlasting Gobstoppers (Does candy count?)

Band-- Queen (Words cannot describe my complete obsession with Freddie Mercury's voice.)

Singer-- besides Freddie, I'd have to say Alice Cooper (Who is a guy, by the way... Uncultured swines)

Movie-- The Breakfast Club (I could watch this every day and never get tired of it. I notice new jokes to laugh about each time I see it.)

TV Show-- House M.D. (Hilarious and completely enthralling at the same time. Hugh Laurie dazzles me frequently...)

Song-- Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tull (It's fucking 45 minutes long. A rock masterpiece with flutes. Ahmazing. It's my favorite album too, of course...)

Book-- The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster (It's crazy good.)

Animal-- Moose (I used to see them all the time when I lived in Maine. They're massive and adorable at the same time :D)

FanFic Fandom-- On FanFiction.net, it's High School Musical. I prefer Jonas Brothers, though, on jonasbrothersfanfictionarchive.com. And I'm not even a Jonas fan... The stories just tend to rock hardcore.

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LiNKS

x The link for "Spiral Bound Connections," the story that I formerly shared with Paige, now on luvschaylor4ever's account.

x The poster for "Spiral Bound Connections," credited to Paige.

x "The Notebook Rules," from "Spiral Bound Connections."

I like to make posters for my stories, as well as other authors'. These are listed from newest to oldest, so you can probably tell how I've um... progressed, LOL. The story's status is in parentheses to the right of the link.

x What Friends Are For (in-progress)

x The Life You Left Behind (discontinued)

x The Life You Left Behind (old version) (discontinued)

x Everything You Want (for HSMBonesFan and ZaNeSsA-sUpPoRtEr's story)

x Everything You Want (poster #2)

x To Catch A Cheater (hiatus)

x Thirteen (discontinued)

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THiNGS THAT PiSS ME OFF

-Twilight's sudden popularity among preps.

-People who go to Hot Topic, despite the fact that they would rather be at American Eagle. There are other places to buy Twilight stuff. Honestly.

-"I could care less"

-Hollister/Abercrombie

-Loud flirting

-"Supposably"

-OMG! OMJ! OME! etc.

-Dumbasses

But I'll be friends with anyone :

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You can officially read my newest fanfic, called "Facedown," at one of the three Jonas Brothers FF locations:

Jonas Brothers FanFiction Archive

Jonas Brothers Fan Fiction (forum)

Jonesin' for Jonas (forum)

Rating: K+/T

Pairing: Probably JoexOC, but I'm not sure. I might pair the best friend up with someone too...

Summary: Logan's as klutzy as they come. She's constantly tripping over herself, slamming her fingers in the door, etc. When one of her accidents happens at a Jonas Brothers concert, she finds herself in over her head.