Hi! Thanks for clicking on our profile! I'm assuming you want basic info. Our (theres two of us) screenname was created during one fateful all-nighter around 3am when instead of studying for exams, we decided to write a badfic. Niether of us wanted to post this badfic under our own names, so we created the ultimate badfic-writer-13yearold-fangirl screenname. Outside of that, we are huge slash shippers (because, yes.) and are horribly bored and so have decided rather than finish any of our fics on our own screennames, we would write plotless badfics parody-ing everything we could thing of. Lo and behold.

Please also note that our beta consists of us purposely mispelling words, than choosing the first word that spellcheck comes up with regardless of whether or not it makes sense in context.

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