If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that make you happy. If you agree put this on your profile

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba,CrimsonYuuki,XxOliviaAmutoFanxX,Gamingking51

If you, for no reason whatsoever, wanted to dress up like a bush, sit in the park perfectly still and wait for people to pass by so you could jump out and scare them, copy and paste this to your profile.

If one year for Halloween, you considered the idea of putting on a suit and tie and saying "I'm the president of the State of Confusion", when people asked you who you were, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!" Whoo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile. (look up)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and wish you could make it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

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If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (look up and be amazed)

Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. (This is so sad because it’s true.)

My name is Molly

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Molly

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them (and I know a few).

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle.

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Normal people worry me.

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I blame my attitude on videogames

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

Row faster, I hear Banjo Music

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

Tired of living and scared of dying

Scared to remember, terrified to forget

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What?

Did you expect me to be that horrible thing called NORMAL?!

HA! HAHAHA!!! What a laugh, I'm anything but normal! After all, insanity doesn't just run in my blood.

It hops, jumps, skips, strolls, jogs, cartwheels, flys, drives, swims and occasionally pogo-sticks. :D

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Repost this if you truly believe in God.If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile, and DON'T IGNORE THIS because in the Bible it says, "If you deny me on Earth, I will deny you in front of my Father at the Gates of Heaven."

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile

A wise dragon once said:

"Which is better: to be born good, or to over come your evil nature with great effort?"

And a wise person once said:

"Deeds are fruits, words are leaves."

"Nothing is easy to the unwilling."

"The reward of a thing well done, is to have done it."

"A true champion believes in themselves when no one else does."

"Difficulties make you a jewel."

"What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger."

"When you die, make others cry because you left something behind not because they lost something."

"If you are hiding, don't light a fire."

"If you can't bite, better not show your teeth."

"If you don't see the bottom, don't wade."

"Live life to the fullest because you may not have it tomorrow."

"Live your own life, for you will die your own death."

"Seize the day."

"The only real test in life is to conquer your fears."

"Yield to all and you will soon have nothing to yield."

"Ambition is a good servant but a bad master."

"Go for it."

"What one hopes for is always better than what one has."

"A hand ready to hit, may cause you great trouble."

"A man in a passion, rides a mad horse."

"A quarrelsome man has no good neighbours."

"Anger is a short madness."

"Anger is often more hurtful than the injury that caused it."

"Anger is one letter short of danger."

"Clouds gather before a storm."

"Don't get your back up."

"Exaggeration is truth that has lost its temper."

"Fire in the heart sends smoke into the head."

"Hard words break no bones."

"If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow."

"If you kick a stone in anger you will hurt your foot."

"Postpone today's anger until tomorrow."

"Red sky at night, shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd take warning."

"The anger of the prudent never shows."

"The greatest remedy for anger is delay."

"A beautiful thing is never perfect."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

"Beauty is only skin deep."

"Do not dissect a rainbow. In other words, do not destroy a beautiful phenomenon by overanalyzing it."

"If you foolishly ignore beauty, then you will soon find yourself without it."

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Poetry moves heaven and earth."

"See life through an artist's eye."

"The eyes are the windows of the soul."

"The fall of a leaf is a whisper to the living."

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

99 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. I couldn't resist putting this here!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Get several of those frogs (that croak when somebody walks by) from the Garden Dept. and place in strategic locations throughout store.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

35. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

36. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

37. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

38. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

39. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

40. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

41. Two words: "Marco Polo."

42. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

43. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics, while headbanging & playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair & tie bandanna around head).

44. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

46. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

47. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

48. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

49. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

50. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

51. Turn on toys that make noise or talk at random intervals, and leave them in strategic locations.

52. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

53. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

54. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

55. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

56. Set up another battlefield with GI Joes vs. Barbies. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

57. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

58. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

59. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

60. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

61. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.

62. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

63. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

64. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

65. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

66. If you're female: Take some men's clothes to the men's fitting room and ask to try them on. Act shocked and insist, "But I AM a man," if the attendant says anything. If you're a man, vice versa.

67. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren’t looking.

68. Lurk in the cosmetics department and spray people with a bottle of strong perfume as they walk by. Lean in and sniff the, then wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "P-eeew! That perfume stinks!"

69. Plastic fake-vomit and fake-dog do can be utilized effectively here.

70. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer "Mike Hunt" (or "Harry Butz", etc.)

71. Stand in front of the Preparation H. Ask everyone who walks by which hemorrhoid remedy they prefer, then launch into a detailed description of your own problem.

72. While you're doing that, have white-out & markers handy. Modify the boxes of "Anusol" by covering up the "OL" on the logo.

73. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

74. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly.

75. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.

76. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying.

77. One word: STREAK!

78. Excessively use anything thing that says "Try Me".

79. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

80. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

81. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to Mc Donald's and try to return a toaster.

82. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are.

83. When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities".

84. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

85. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.

86. Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving store. As you’re walking through the doors act like you’re expecting the alarms to go off. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as your can.

87. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. (Circus Afro circus Afro polka dot polka dot Afro!)

88. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department.

89. Put lingerie in the men's department.

90. Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture.

91. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light and say "blink" each time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.

92. In the Garden Dept., skip through the flowers while holding your arms out and "buzzing".

93. With friends, stage a "sit-in" in all the bean-bag chairs in Furniture Dept.

94. Walk up to a guy and say "It's YOU!! I haven't seen you in so long!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away. Much more effective if you’re also a guy, or if you're a girl and he's with another girl.

95. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible.

96. Start singing oldies songs in the megaphone.

97. Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out.

98. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash. Better yet, whinny while trying on horse tack and a friend holds the reins.

99. Take fishing rods & a fishing hat from Sporting Goods to the Pet Department. Pretend to fish in the goldfish tanks.