I may Card Soldier Wars if anyone on this website knows what they are. My users name are hamo9999 for CSW, and for CP its hamo91. Friend me on there if u find this page.

( P.S. Best Epic Fail Quote EVER: You failed so bad, that when you dropped a cube on a table it rolled off the table. XD )

A weird Chuck Norris rant that I wrote: "Chuck Norris can't do one sole thing. He has to everything at once. He is all that once was and will be. He controls time and space. He can see into your mind...He can see into your soul. BECAUSE HE'S CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!" "Can he really do all that?" " Yes, yes he can."

Some people describe me as a pest, but most find me nice.

A Random family Guy quote: Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
*About 33 drinks later*
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)