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Joined 11-07-06, id: 1161760, Profile Updated: 06-14-08
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello!! My name is Lisbeth. I enjoy writing these stories and hope that you will R&R so that I can improve them. I hope you enjoy them. Even though I only have one up so far...anyways, have fun.

Some of my favorite pairings are:
James/Lily, (...for some reason I can never get Lily's name right the first time...I always end up putting 2 l's after the i...huh...)
Ron/Hermione,
Harry/Ginny,
Gemma/Kartik,

Books/Series that I've read and love:
Harry Potter,
A Great and Terrible Beauty,
The DaVinci Code,
Eragon,
The Girl With A Pearl Earring,
Noughts and Crosses,
Wicked,
East,
The A-List,
Peter and the Star Catchers,
My Sisters Keeper,
The Secret Garden,
A Little Princess,
Sally Lockheart series,
some of His Dark Materials,
Circle of Magic,
Confessions of a Teen Nanny,
Meagan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys,
The Chronicles of Narnia,
The Mediator series,
The Ransom of Mercy Carter,
True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle,
Bridge to Terebithia,
The Two Princesses of Bamar,
and those are only some of all of the books that I've read and loved!

Favorite tv shows:House,
Bones, Charmed,
Criminal Minds,
C.S.I. (only Las Vegas, the others are horrible...NY's not that bad though...Miami is terrible!! I mean come on! Show some emotion at least!!)
Numb3rs,
Jeeves and Wooster,

So that's what I like and I have no life and jsut sit around and do stuff all day that doesn't actually contribute to anything in life...'cause that's just how I am and I think that I'm pretty cool!! I'm such a loser!

So, my friend and I have this theory. We believe that guys need to be more like Jane Austen men! Like Mr Darcy and such! Has anybody else noticed how romance has DIED lately?? So, we think that we should round up all of the boys and send them to Mars. Except of course for the ones like Mr Darcy and other Jane Austen men. And then, when they learn to be like Mr Darcy etc., only then can they come back! I think that's a genius idea! GO JANE AUSTEN GUYS!!

I'm really sorry that I haven't updated lately! I've been very busy with school, and writers block...but I promise to update some this summer!! Enjoy!

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Dark Passion Play by EchoDeltaNine reviews
Voldemort's won and Hermione Granger's hell is just beginning. What kind of dark passions will she find and succumb to in Malfoy Manor? Or will she find herself a victim of her own dark passion play? AU Voldemort wins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,060 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Neurotically Obsessed by FallenMystery reviews
Oliver has always been obsessed with Katie. I mean, Quidditch. Katie has always been neurotic. Which is kind of Oliver's fault. Well, entirely Oliver's fault. So is the fact that she's flying for Puddlemere United. Calamity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,020 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Not As Our Fathers Would Do by zipple reviews
Just your typical love against the odds story. Well, maybe not so typical. Scorpius and Rose fanfiction. Ah... young love and ancient evil. Rated for violence. FYI: Rosie is a nickname. She's 'Rosie' with her classmates, 'Rose' with her adult family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 75,066 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Newton Knows Best by charmingly-holly reviews
Lily and James learn Newton's Laws of Motion. First hand. One Book in Motion tends to prevent two Objects Not in Motion from snogging in the stairwell...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Ginny Weasley and the Curse of the Firstborn by annie penrose reviews
Ginny Weasley is bound by a blood curse to marry Draco Malfoy and to live with him a year and a day. What will happen when she finds him to be...not exactly the man she thought he was? Love, possibly?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,738 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Sailing the Dark Ship by kjcp reviews
COMPLETE A week of detention bring Draco and Ginny closer together, and against all odds, an unlikely friendship emerges. But what will happen when their bond is tested and they both have to face the things they fear most? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,702 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Letters of the Four Founders by Iris Chmal reviews
Intercepted mail of the four founders. Godric decides to use owl mail to contact Rowena, Salazar and Helga. What do they write about? HUMOR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,814 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Salazar S., Rowena R.
Locked in the Loo by Duck Goddess reviews
What happens when Harry and Ginny lock Ron and Hermione in the toilet in Chapter 3 of Things I'll Never Say? They deal with PMS, death and of course, their feelings for each other. RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Killing Me Softly and Slowly reviews
Lily and James fic. Still at Hogwarts, James has yet to win over Lily's heart, and she's not making it that easy. With many wild twist and turns, this story should get many laughs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 1/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Let Sleeping Lovers Lie reviews
A Lily and James fic in their 7th year. Both are head boygirl. A day in their lives while they are dating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete