VerminousLizardhide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Hobbit. Hi, I'm Joanne, I love everything and anything to do with science fiction, fantasy and legend. As an aspiring writer/games designer I hope to thoroughly expand my writing abilities through this with your help. :) A Little Bit More About Me: Hobbies: Writing, drawing, photography (follow me on Instagram @ spartacus2186), procrastinating on tumblr; follow me if you dare... , fangirling over people who have no idea I exist :) Books: Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit (All things Tolkien), The Belgariad, The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, many, many, many more... TV: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, The Almighty Johnsons, Being Human, Heroes, Vikings, Spartacus, Once Upon a Time, Supernatural, The Walking Dead Films: An innumerable amount but you can probably guess a few Some people say that I'm painfully shy but if you get to know you'll find out that I am nothing short of mad! So please feel free to pm me at any time about anything, I will reply when i can and I will always reply even if it seems like I'm taking forever, I will :) Hope you enjoy my fanfics, can't wait for some constructive criticism. |
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Trust Me But Don't Thank Me Yet by stickdonkey reviews
In Goblin Town, Thorin offers himself in Kili's place to protect his nephew from torture. However, even when the Goblin agrees to the substitution it's not enough to prevent Fili and Kili's inclusion or to save them from mental trauma. In the aftermath of Goblin Town, issues that had been simmering between them for 70 years boil over. Will things between them mend or remain broken?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 246,671 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/8/2017 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli
Of Sounds and Shadows by SongsofPsyche1945 reviews
Legolas discovers something unusual about a certain dwarf prisoner. (Deaf!Kili, Mirkwood Prison, Mention of Torture, Evil!Elves, No slash) Please Follow me on my Tumblr at: SongsofPsyche13.tumblr for updates and sneak peeks!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Kíli, Fíli, Legolas
Illusions by Italian Hobbit reviews
Fíli and Kíli get in a fight, and Fíli stomps off on his own... but when he doesn't return, it's up to Kíli to find him. But something has happened to Fíli, and he no longer seems to be the brother Kíli knows. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 126,739 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
Bilbo son of Durin by Ulura reviews
One day whilst in the Blue Mountains, years before the retaking of Erebor, Thorin Oakensheild comes across a tiny Hobbit child whose family has been killed. Having no other choice he takes Bilbo and raises him with Fili and Kili as a dwarf and Prince of Durin. Enter Bilbo, the Hobbit raised by Dwarfs. Includes childhood, adolescents, adulthood, battles, Smaug and annoying Gandalf.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,692 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Burn by cecania13 reviews
He'd been asked to watch her and seen her struggle for a week. Tonight he had had enough and would give her the lessons she craved. FIli/OC Oneshot
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fíli - Complete
Race Against Time by Italian Hobbit reviews
Kili has decided that Fili needs to learn archery, but a mishap puts Kili's life in grave danger. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,418 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, Dís - Complete
Cannot Die At Your Hands by starstruk97 reviews
The incident with the trolls wasn't that serious was it? He and Fili truely did nothing wrong! How the ponies were taken, he didn't know! If this was so, however, then what has Thorin, overcome with anger, hurting his youngest nephew to the point where he is begging to not die at his Uncles hands? Warning: Violence
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,790 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Kíli, Thorin, Fíli
A woman out of this world by Oakenstruck reviews
You always loved to dream about how it would be to live in Middle Earth with all these fantastic creatures. But when you wake up in the Mirkwood dungeons one day, you're in for quite a treat! Not much plot, just hot sex and just because there aren't much Thorin/female!reader fanfics *I regret nothing* Thranduil/Thorin, Thranduil/female!reader/Thorin, Thorin/female!reader
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,604 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Thorin - Complete
Almost Lost by Rosa Cotton reviews
In the aftermath of the stone giants, Kili has an unexpected moment with Thorin. Movieverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Kíli, Thorin, Fíli - Complete
Broken by wibblywobblytimeywimeygirl13 reviews
Kili is captured by Azog. Eventually he is reunited with his brother, but the youngest dwarf is not the same. Cowritten with: CamiBelle: /u/4479666/
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,600 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Taken by stickdonkey reviews
Azog and his orcs catch up to Thorin and Company before they reach Mirkwood while Gandalf is "scouting ahead." Bilbo finds himself bearing the full brunt of Azog's hatred for the white orc's desire to hurt the Dwarf King, Bilbo loses something precious that he can never recover. WARNING: NON-CON please do not read if that is a trigger for you. AU Thilbo Bagginshield
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,756 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Through Thorin's Eyes by Meg Hunter reviews
This is the story of the retelling of the movie's portrayal of The Hobbit entirely through Thorin's eyes.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Insomnia by SamanthaBlue reviews
Kili can't sleep, and it's driving him to madness.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Kíli, Fíli - Complete
Game by rollwithbutter reviews
Kili and Fili can turn any chore into an adventure. While chasing glory, Fili finds himself in a sticky situation and Kili must pull off a daring rescue using more finesse than force. (Everyone pray for Fili...) Complete!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Kíli, Fíli - Complete
Death By Inches by pherede reviews
Kili is the wild one, the brother who breaks the rules and the dishes, the safe bet if there's blame to be given. Fili pushes him to break the rules, and Kili trusts him always to tell the truth; slowly they push the boundaries, and slowly they find their ruin. Slow burn; lore reconciliation of unclear ages in the books; angst and loyalty and love.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,685 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Kili's Hidden Secret by SongsofPsyche1945 reviews
Bilbo Catches a glimpse of Kili's well kept secret. No slash, just friendship. Rated T for triggering material. Please Follow me on my Tumblr at: SongsofPsyche13.tumblr
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,112 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Kíli, Bilbo B. - Complete
This Changes Nothing by hobbitsandlocks reviews
Kili pines for Fili, though his love is unrequited.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Kíli - Complete
Older Siblings by fairytaleluver reviews
Fili, Kili, and the rest of the dwarves are captured by King Thranduil of Mirkwood. Will they be able to escape to finish their adventure? Who is this strange girl who is willing to help them? Fili/OC. Hurt Fili and Hurt Kili too. Please read!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,670 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Fíli, Kíli
Dreams of Ash and Fire by Morrighansmuse reviews
Thorin's dreams are always the same and it ends with Smaug. A one-shot story about Thorin Oakenshield. I do not own Thorin (as much as I'd love to!)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Thorin - Complete
The Smith of Arden, or Thorin Oakenshield and the Horseman's Word by xahra99 reviews
Thorin Oakenshield knows the Horseman's Word.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Thorin, Balin - Complete
Blood on my hands by Ferowyn reviews
Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: Fili/Kili: Kili walks in on Fili in bed with someone else. He's absolutely shattered and immediately storms out of the room. However, Fili was actually being raped, and Kili didn't realize it WARNING: Incest, Rape, Violence
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/6/2013 - [Kíli, Fíli] - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 4,940 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
The Emblem You Chose by Wild Iris reviews
'The Hobbit'-based short-short. Thranduil, the Elvenking of Mirkwood, pays his respects at the tomb of Thorin Oakenshield.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Bilbo B.
A Place to Belong reviews
Braerka was a daring young girl, who survived the wrath of Smaug and was adopted by Thorin Oakenshield. Now almost two centuries later as a trained assassin, and somehow still young, she has been tasked with ending his life. But will she? As she gets tangled in their quest for home, Braerka learns hard truths and uncovers age-old mysteries, turning her world upside down. - Kili/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 151,387 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC