WARNING

If you have found this page, then you should know that I'm a crazy bitch and you probably has to be just as a crazy bitch as I am to understand what I write

"Friendship always starts with violence." - Me

"Remember to Forget"

How do you know who you are when everything you know is a lie?

You burn my family,

I burn yours.

Do You See Yourself As A Man,

Or A Monster?

FANDOMS

Transformers

Halo

Red vs. Blue

TMNT

the 100

Teen Wolf

Game of Thrones

Stranger Things

"DISASTER. DISASTER. DISASTER. DISASTER. DISASTER." - Me

me as tumblr quotes

skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

spaghetti is my big mood for that episode

[falls in the shower] parkour

eyes snap open at 3:52am* nobody likes me

everything always happens so much

lets play a game of: did i really do this or did i just think about doing it so hard that i constructed a false memory of it

hi im here to ruin everything

occupation: the family disappointment

my last words will probably be either "whoops" or "shit"

"your smile looks forced" it is

sighs for 3 years straight*

my opinion is no

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice

my life is one part "wait" and another part "what"

I would literally throw last year's version of myself down a set of stairs

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining

i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on

"isn't that character dead" they live on in my heart

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?" rich

ok but imagine this: dragons

im the human version of the first piece of bread

you ever just ugh really hard

what we've learned today: im stupid

i wish i could say "??????????" in real life it would be very useful

if i sigh loudly enough will all my problems go away

got a masters degree in being ignored

how many calories do i burn when i run away from my problems?

yes hello 911 i'm being forced into adulthood and i don't like it send help

a summary of my day: no

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

QUOTES

"I hate quotes." - Gus Sorola Rooster Teeth

"No matter how many friends you do lose, you can always make more." - Michael J. Caboose RvB

"IT'S HALLOWEEN WAKE UP FUCKERS"

"War makes men mad." - Unknown

"Was it harder to die, or to be the one who survived?"

"I think a lot, but I don't say much." - Anne Frank

"I may legally be an adult but don't be fooled, I have no idea what I'm doing." - tumblr

"Everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough." - tumblr

"Ohana means family. Family means nobody getsleft behind or forgotten." - Lilo and Stitch

“Your first family is your blood family and you always be true to that. That means something. But there's another family and that's the kind you go out and find. Maybe even by accident sometimes. And they're as much blood as your first family. Maybe more so, because they don't have to look out for you, and they don't have to love you. They choose to.” - Dennis Lehane, The Given Day

“Learn to appreciate the beauty you don’t understand.” - VàZaki Nada

“She was unstoppable. Not because she did not have failures or doubts, but because she continued on despite them.” - Beau Taplin Unstoppable

“Because no matter how tough the world becomes, you must never run out of sweetness.” - bernardokath

“Why should I apologize for the monster I’ve become? Nobody has ever apologized for making me this way.”

"I have survived so many fires, I can no longer tell, if I am still alive, or if I'm still burning."

“I rose too high, loved too hard, dared too much. I tried to grasp a star, overreached, and fell.” - George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons

"I've survived a lot of things. And I'll probably survive this."

“We all stopped being kids the day we were sent out here to die.”

“Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.”

“Who we are and who we need to be to survive, are two very different things.” - the 100

“We train our sons to soldiers, and our daughters to leaders.” - Teen Wolf

"You can't be hot and expect me to act normal" - tumblr

"I've met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus" - tumblr

"I SWEAR TO THE ALLSPARK I WILL TURN INTO A HAND AND SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF ALL OF YOU" - tfp fanart

"TILL ALL ARE ONE WITH THE FUCKING GROUND" - tfp fanart

"You just mad cuz your ass is old"

"THIS IS SPARTA!"

"Never moon a werewolf." - Unknown

"We are never fighting alone. Get up, and get going. I'll meet you there." - Monty Oum (1981 - 2015)

"You are the last of your kind; bred for combat, built for war. You're the master of any weapon, pilot of any vehicle, and fear no enemy." - Halo

"A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him." - Halo

"Until next time, go to Hell." - John Safran

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival." - C.S. Lewis

"Edgar is the one in the hole." - Ryan Haywood

"My life is a series of dumb choices." - Geoff Ramsey

"I don't like resolutions. They imply imperfections." - Gustavo Sorola

"Childhood is throwin' rocks at stuff you shouldn't be throwin' rocks at."

"Monsters are real, ghosts are too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win." - Stephen King

"I'm a soldier. I'm made for war. Your kind simply... are not." - Voyager Ironhide - Transformers (2007)

"Lack of money is the root to all evil." - George Bernard Shaw

"Don't think; feel."

"Hakuna Matata!" - The Lion King

"From now on, if anyone's gonna make my girlfriend cranky and psychotic, it's gonna be me." - Leonard L. Church, Red vs. Blue

"Relax, I'm not going to give it a cold. I'm just gonna go in there, step on its neck and shoot it in the head. Because that's how I roll." - Leonard L. Church, Red vs. Blue

"I don't want to live in a world without big explosions!" - Michael J. Caboose, Red vs. Blue

"FREELANCER PROBLEM SOLVING: THROW MAINE DIRECTLY AT PROBLEM"

"My inner child is coming out and it HURTS!"

"HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING FUCKED WITH STEEL?"

"What do you mean, it's a lost cause? Of course it's a lost cause! That's why we're here!" - Springer

"Never dull a moment when you're a Wrecker." - Broadside

"Welcome to Wal-Mart! Get your shit and get out!"

"The good die young... but pricks lives forever!"

"Be their hero... Be their monument, be their angel, be anything they need you to be. Or be none of it. You don't owe this world a thing. You never did." - Martha Kent from Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

"We took the extended tour. Saw the sights, blasted some bad guys. The usual." - Sideswipe on his 'visit' to Kaon

"In the darkest hour, there will be light." - Anon

"We love our [heroes] because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us oof who we are and what we wish we could be." - Grant Morrison

"Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by." - Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

"Remember a goodbye. Remember an afternoon. Remember making plans. Remember when there was a tomorrow. Remember where it all began. Remember Noble Team. Remember Reach." - Halo Reach

"Red, white and blue working together?! How absolutely un-american!" - Sarge, Red vs. Blue

"No damn man kills me and lives" - Nathan Bedford Forrest

"Uh-Oh Spaghetti-Os." - Agent Washington, Red vs. Blue

"No idea where I am. No idea where I'm going. No idea what I'm wearing. No idea what I'm wielding. But I know I must kill."

"Oh take me back to the start"

"We survive, then we get our humanity back." - the 100

"I may or may not die young. I haven't decided."

"Kill me. If you've ever been my friend, kill me." - Newt, The Death Cure by James Dashner

"And then I think that, maybe I was designed to be alone. The thing is, I think you needed to happen to me."