Sar/ah (săŕe)-
n. 1. A crazy, weird, unusual girl found in the US of A. Despite her weirdness, she is somewhat normal and enjoys music(rock, alternative, bluegrass, emo, calssical, e.t.c.) writing, art, literature, laughing, Jones Soda(the blue bubblegum kind), Soccer, Volleyball, fan fiction, bottle-cap collecting, photography and acting like Simon Cowell. The Sarah is known to be friendly, outgoing and open, but contagiously delerious. Approach with caution. The boy froze with fear; he had spotted the Sarah. 2. Deluded, insane fangirl of Harry Potter, The Twilight Series, Edward Cullen, Gilmore Girls, Edward Cullen, and Edward Cullen. The girl was as crazy over Edward Cullen as Sarah was.
adj. 1. Hilariously absurd. She was so Sarah, they busted their guts as they laughed.

Random Trivia Facts-
My favorite color is red, though sometimes it's silver.
I broke my finger while running. (sounds like something Bella would do) ahem If you want the whole story, just ask.
I have a bright, green wig that sits on my T.V. that makes it look like a chia pet.
I love to name inanimate things and treat them like they're alive.
For example, I have a darling Mp3 player named Pablo who loves to always put Yellowcard first when I click "shuffle".
The first song I learned on the guitar was Avril Lavigne's Sk8ter Boi.
My nickname is Petree. Ask for the story behind it if you want to know.
I have a really cool picture of a scabbed-over scar, that when you zoom in on it, it looks like a close-up of a pepperoni pizza.
My guitars' names are Strummy (acoustic), and Industrial Stu(electric).
My Violin's name is Eleanor Rigby, the bow's name is Father McKenzie.
I ate wasabi once, a pretty good-sized chunk of it too...
My dog, Tucker, ate one of my socks once.
I once turned a three-paragraph-long writing assignment into a seven-page-long writing assignment.
If I wear a hat, and then take it off, I will have horrible hair. Seriously, I'd look like the bride of Frankenstien.

Quotes-
"Hi Merrell! I'm cellmate #666!"
-Drew, from Vampire High

"I parked my turd in the lot."
-A Friend

"The cello is like a gentle grandfather, while the violin is the ultimate PMS instrument."
-Cassie, from Wild Roses

"If I were Bella, I'd trade off and on, you know? Jacob in the fall and winter, and Edward in the spring and summer. I mean, hello, personal air conditioners!"
-Me (Sarah)

"You're actually going to attend Our Lady of Wallet?"
-Wendy, from Gilda Joyce: The Ladies of the Lake

" 'I found plenty of chances to meet boys at the Girls' school, probably too many.'
'That's because you were a tart, mom.' "
-Gilda and Mother, from Gilda Joyce: The Ladies of the Lake

"You are intoxicated by my very presence."
-Edward, from Twilight

Friend: You suck.
Me: So does Edward Cullen and EVERYBODY loves him.
Friend: Well... then you stink.
Me: So does Jacob and A LOT OF POEPLE love him.
Friend: Yeah, well... ugh.
Me: I win!

"Well, we had seen Pirates of the Carribean too many times and thought that he was going to come back with his island friends and roast us like pork."
-Me, Myself and the lovely I.

"I'm nineteen
And I've kissed
Two girls
That's all.
You're
Sixteen
And you're one,
Is that agains the law?"
-Chris Thile
"The Wrong Idea"

"Anyone can share his beautiful heros and ugly villains."
-Chris Thile
"Ready for Anything"

"That cuslim is mamal!"
(The Camel is Muslim)
"The grands of sain!"
(The grains of sand)
-Me
Hahaha. I have speech dyslexia, I think.

"Boys are as complicated as a Pez depenser."
-Susan Gilman
"Hypocrite in a Poufy White Dress"

"You should've gone to China. I hear they give out babies like free iPods, shoot 'em out like T-shirts at football games."
-Juno
"Juno"

Me: Nuh uh! He's so mine! In an alternate universe, I would be Bella and you'd be Jessica. Sorry, babe.
Kennedy: No you would be the blonde waitress and I would be Bella! But don't worry, I'd give you 20 cents as a tip.
Me: Uh, no! I'd be Bella and you'd be the first human I slipped up and ATE when I became a VAMPIRE.
Kennedy: Oh, no you did not! Fine, you would be a crazy old lady with 90 cats and I would defy the books and have 100 kids with Edward! So ha, eat them apples, matter a fact, here are some lemons, you can make yourself a damn picnic! HA!
Me: Oh, fine! I'd be the stupid human that died of laughter at your jokes!
Kennedy: Ha, yeah, while you're dying of laughter I'll be making out with Edward.
Me: And I will be bitten by Jasper and go off and make prettier kids than your 100 funky redheads because BLONDES DO IT BETTER.
Kennedy: But Edward doesn't like blondes! oooohhh, Exactly now how you gonna act?
Me: Well, I'll dye my hair brunette and he'll fall for me!
Kennedy: Edward's smart enough to know the difference, besides, I'd tell him you're a faker and that you're blonde.
Me: I'd have Jasper kill all the women in world and I'd be the only one left!
Kennedy: Ha! Well, I'd already be a vampire so I would kick Jasper's ass and I'd get Edward to help me.
Me: I'd have the Volturi help me, 'cause I'm cool with the Italians!
Kennedy: Well since I'd be Bella, they'd find me of interest and not kill me or Edward!
Me: Edward would never join the Volturi, so they would want to kill him but he wouldn't let them and so they'd just keep you prisoner and I'd be with Edward! (lol, screw Jasper!)
Kennedy: Well, he would love me forever since I would be Bella and he would try to break me free then!
Me: And I'd give up and go snuggle with the rest of the Cullen men and Edward would cheat on you with me.
Kennedy: Nuh uh, he'd rather kill himself!
Me: He'd tell you that, but he can be a liar, you know!
Kennedy: Obviously not! Don't hate me 'cause you aint me! You can have Jacob...
Me: Psht. Jacob is so lame, he's not haveable.
Kennedy: Well, then al that means is he's all yours! That way youre nosy waitress ass can leave me and my baby alone!
Me: I SURRENDER. YOU WIN.
Kennedy: HA! I hope you and Jacob are happy, you guys can have little hairy babies.
Me: Hairy Potters!
Kennedy: LMAO, you're silly, Sarah!
-THE LONGEST TEXTING CONVERSATION ABOUT TWILIGHT EVER, I WOULD THINK, BETWEEN ME AND MY BFF, A FELLOW TWILIGHT OBSESSOR, KENNEDY (AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN AS "KENNY-BOO")

Um, wow. That's a lot.. =/
Anyways. I'm clapping for you if you're still reading this, because that means someone actually takes time out of their life to look at some random person's profile. : ) WHOO HHOO.