I've failed more times at being clever than I have spent hours on the computer reading fanfiction on this site for the past two years. I've decided to skip my usual puns that are so funny they fill stadiums to the brim with elders craving the best gosh darn, bee's knees of jokes and use the description I use on another website as equally as addicting as this one. Enjoy my swift change to third-person.

This is a seventeen year old female with an overactive imagination and a love of conducting gedankenexperiments. She’s created an unachievable goal to become the most sagacious person she knows by the age of 25, but the likelihood is slim due to her being a procrastinator who’ll get it done overmorrow. She plans to do something extraordinary with her life, but until then she’ll read fanfiction until she discovers the cure to cancer or Michael Fassbender realizes she is his Princesse Lointaine. She suffers from abibliophobia, but the step prior to the preantepenultimate step in her twelve step plan to overcome abibliophobia is to read enough fanfiction to make her mother blush.