Itachi feels like playboy sasuke needs an assistant to help with his work at Uchiha Enterprises, one of the most successful tech companies in the D.C area. As CEO of the company, Sasuke feels like he has everything under control. Unbeknownst to the brothers, the last thing they should be worrying about is an assistant when a certain snake-faced bastard is plotting on them.

Naruto ends up at the hospital when a night of pleasure takes the wrong turn. His partner a smug asshole. His doctor? Don't get him started on his doctor. "Are you in pain?" The man standing beside the blonde chuckled darkly "Oh, he's in pain" he let out, his voice full of hilarity.

Meet the cynical Namikaze ('Actually, it's Uzumaki') Naruto; his faithful stalker, and if he has any saying in it, future husband, Uchiha Sasuke; his crybaby, over bearing father, Namikaze Minato; their entire police force entourage of lazy asses, chain smokers and over-eaters. You think you have it easy? Try being our hero for a day. Beware the OOC, BL, AU, cursing, crime n guns.

Kiba and the rest of Naurto's friends begin to pull pranks on him to help him confess his love for Sasuke. Some of the pranks are funny but some are just down right naughty and detailed. Even Kakashi and Iruka help him once they see how serious Naruto is about Sasuke. Little did they all know that Sasuke feels the same and gets the hint with every prank. FULL OF BOY ON BOY STUFF!

Sasunaru au songfic. Based on the songs Often and High for this both by The Weeknd. Naruto is a dancer and sasuke is his client. Contains major yaoi! Disclaimer I don't own the characters nor the songs used.

All Sasuke wanted was to claim his mate as every young demon. But all he got was a smile, and a challenge. [AU, SasuNaru, Mpreg]

Naruto has managed to drag his best friend Sasuke to 'feel nature' by going to a nudist beach. And after some naked beach volley ball, things get, intimate. OneShot. Warnings: AU, Language, Graphic Lemon, Yaoi MxM, Slight OOC. Rated M. You have been warned. It's not my fault if you get a nosebleed and if you're a straight guy and I turned you gay.

Title from Rammstein! Harry Potter-Black works at the Jeffersonian, is a special agent with the highest clearance, and a complete mystery to Booth; who spends way more time than he should pondering just why everyone seems to adore the Charming Brit!

Another 104 days of summer vacation, and this time, our favorite Fireside Girl is taking the lead. Phineas and Ferb are moving by the end of the summer, and Isabella and the gang will stop at nothing to keep them in Danville. TRAILER UP.

A chance meeting on the subway, leading to? Is this Naruto's chance to finally get answers to his bi-curiosity? Is this Sasuke's chance to, uuh, get some good lovin? Smut, SasuNaru.

Minato would do anything for his son's happiness and wellbeing. Travel out of the country? As long as he had company, sure. Donate an organ? If it would save his son's life, of course! But approving of his son's new boyfriend? Now he just wasn't so sure..

Ever wonder why Phin's personality changed so drastically between "Rollercoaster" and "Beach Party"? With some help from Ferb, he's ready to write the truth down... but it's hard to face. T for slight violence. NOT SLASH! R&R please! NOW COMPLETE.

When Sakura decides to force destiny and makes in a sex shop for a powerful aphrodisiac, she is far from suspecting that she will give the nicest of present for her Sasuke-kun. NaruSasu day laaaate XD

Naruto and Sakura become joint team leaders of Team Uzumaki! As they search for Sasuke and Orochimaru they find themselves getting closer to something niether one of them were prepared for, love. FINISHED!

-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Konoha has been at war for ten years, and it seems that their last hope lies with a select group of children, most notably, Sasuke and Naruto. At least, they would be, if they don't kill each other first.