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Name: Velvetine Velees

Gender: Female

Age: 16

Birthday: Nov. 16

Horoscope: Scorpio

Chinese Horoscope: Dog

Hair colour: Black and Blue

Eye colour: Blue

Favourite Colours: Black, White and Blue

Hobbies: Drawing, reading, playing video games, writing, messing around etc.

Books: I love Manga/Anime.

Movies: Scifi's Alice, Final Fantasy Advent children/Spirits Within, Tim Burton's movies, Transformers series, Iron Man, The Cave, X-Men series, Zombieland, Moon Child (If one more person says they don't know what Moon Child is I will beat them to death with one of the many Gackt dolls sitting on the shelf above my bed!)

Favorite Music: Vanilla~Gackt, Mirrors~T.o.A. OST, Karma~Bump of Chicken

GaiaOnline: Chi_Tenshi_Ume

Facebook: Natasha Ramon

Livejournal: Okami_Natasha

Random Things about me:

Well...I'm weird person. I'm a moody person and I have hot-temper... I have friends but I feel uncomfortable if I'm with too many persons. I like to be alone too...I don't think before I say something and that's why people think that I'm blunt...And I am! I have a good imagination and I think too much. People think that I'm nuts because I find Anime characters HOT. My best friends are Mariana and Nami! I kinda live in my own world because I think that my life is really boring. That's why I love video games, books and manga (aren't Manga technically books though?). They are my way to escape from reality...I think that I have read too many Fanfics...XD
Sometimes I have something what I call 'Black outs'. I just zone out and stare at something forever, until i snap back to reality on my own or if someone pokes me in my side!

I am not a good listener. I can shut my mind really good. I am really proud of that ... I am really sarcastic. Really.

I love everything sweet, 'specially chocolate. If you have Chocolate, you better run and hope I dont catch a wif, cuz you WILL be maimed. I like animals, especially Wolves. Dogs are fine too. I watch Pokémon and Digimon still cuz' it's F'ing AWESOME!.

I LOVE TALES OF THE ABYSS! I HAVE BEATEN IT FOUR TIMES AND I LOVE IT! ASCH IS SO SMEXEH! GUY IS SUAVE! LUKE IS ADORABLE! AND MIEU SO SOOOOOOOOOOO ADORABLE!

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Random Quotes

1) Nami: Are you sure?

Me: Positive

Nami: Only fools are positive.

Me: You sure?

Nami: Positive...Damn!

2) Me: The guy who made Alice in Wonderland was on an Acid Trip when he wrote it.

Mara: Nu-Uh!

Me: She follows a TALKING rabbit down a hole, she deals with a disappearing cat, talking flowers, and a smoking caterpillar. Of course he was baked!"

"This is the song that doesn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was! And they'll continue singing it forever just because; This is the song that doesn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was! And they'll continue singing it forever just because; This is the song that doesn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was! And they'll continue singing it forever just because; This is the song that doesn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was! And they'll continue singing it forever just because; This is the song that doesn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was! And they'll continue singing it forever just because; This is the song that doesn't end! Yes it goes on and on my friend! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was! And they'll continue singing it forever just because..."

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and cool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN Girl so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (Never in a million years!)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial.
I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I HAVE BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

Gwen Stafani taught me how to spell Bananas, Ke$ha taught me how to spell Dinosaur, Fergie taught me how to spell Glamorous, Webbie taught me how to spell Independent, and Spongebob taught me how to spell Fun.

S.C.H.O.O.L = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.
C.L.A.S.S = Come Late And Start Sleeping
F.I.N.A.L.S= Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit
H.O.M.E = Hours Of My Entertainment

At 6: I wanna be a princess when i grow up mommy!
At 9: I want to be a singer :)
At 11: I want to be a fashion desginer!
At 14: I wanna be a lawyer
At 17: Man i have NO idea.

Elementary School: YAY CRAYONS!
Middle School: Crayons? What am I, 3?
High School: HOLY SHIT, CRAYONS!

1970: what's a computer?
1990: computer's in school!!??
2000: guess what? i have a computer!!!!
2010: MOM MY LAP TOP IS TOO SLOW!!!!!

elementry school: you: mommy i have a new friend.
middle school: you: hey mom can _ come over? mom: yeah whos that? you: my new friend.
high school: *you and your friend walk in* mom: whos that? you: my friend...

Okay, so there are 10 fish. 2 die, 5 drown, 1 gets trapped in the filter, how many left? Stop counting you idiot; fish cant drown.

In Elementary school: gum was nothing.
In Middle school: gum was how you made and kept friends.
In High school: gum is like currency. :)

So... the elephant says to the camel "Why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" The camel replies "That's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face."

4 facts of Life:

1. You can`t touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. You’re an idiot because you just tried it.

3. Now you are laughing because you’re a retard.

4. Repost this if you fell for it and you know you did.