I am a fanfic writer, and I love yaoi.

I watch Hetalia, all the series, and I have found a couple of other girls who want me to cosplay it with them. AWESOME!

I love wolves, but I'm not obsessed with them.

I don't go around saying "Save the wolves!", or anything like that.

I live in Hartselle, Alabama, and live with my mom.

I have an account on DeviantArt. (my profile).

I post my stories on here and there, although I usually update here first.

I will probably never write anything but Hetalia yaoi, but if I do, it will be after I get over this current fetish.

By the way, I'm bi/gay/lesbian, so if you are a homophobic twat, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TERRITORY, DAMMIT!!!!

I have found a lot of awesome signatures on DeviantArt, so here ya go! :3

I don’t really hate you, but if you were on fire, and I had water, I would drink it.

...in Russia's pants. With a pipe.

...Cause in Canada, shit gets DONE.

Live life on the edge of the rainbow!!!

98% of Deviants don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the 2% that wants to punch 'em, put this in your sig.

Coke? I tried sniffing coke once. Didn't like it. Darned ice cubes got stuck up my nose ...

Take away my internet... I'll find ways to sneak on

Take away my TV ... I'll go on the internet

Take away my games... I'll watch TV

But If you take away my drawing paper, you must be asking for a beat down.

Save the floor. Step on people!

I'm not stupid, I just say the wrong thing...at the wrong time...all the time.

"It's over...

No...

It's been over since I lost my pants..." -Soul Eater

"One day, you're gonna wake up, and you're gonna be on fire."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then let life wonder how the hell you did that…”

Why are you reading this? D: dummy!

BEHOLD! the greatest signature of all time!!!

...hi

Warning: Mouth works faster than brain

You know...people say that life screws us all...well you know what I think? I think it’s time to grab a hold of life, bend it over, and say: "Alright life...now it’s your turn!"

Don't set yourself on fire...it kinda hurts...

Apple =Health = Strength = Looks = Girls = Sex = Aids = Death

Now…Who wants an apple?

Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons, put them in a tennis ball launcher and give 'em back!

99.9% of the female population would kill themselves if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a building. Paste this in your signature if you're part of the .1% that would yell, "DO A BACKFLIP!"

( ^.^ ) Want a waffle?

( ^.^ ) No thanks
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( T_T) Why?
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(''-.- ) 'Cause i'm not hungry
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(7_7 )
(#) Take the waffle

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(@_#) ... TAKE THE WAFFLE!
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( o_O) I said no thank you.
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(O.o) *Backs away slowly*
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