Yo. I'm Dan Cahill.

No, I'm not some poser that pretends to be a character from some book they like. And I'm not even some crazy fangirl that is so obsessed with a book character that they rave and obsess over the character/victim every second of every day.

Nope. I'm Dan Cahill: an admin of the Nellie Gomez Foundation.

The NGF is a foundation that is trying to fix up the 39 Clues archive. Right now, it's not in its best state. Seriously. Every single story is an average, cliche Amy/Ian fic. Really, show a guy some love. There's hardly a single fic that has to do with my ninja awesomeness! What kind of a world do we live in?!?

So go to the NGF's profile and PM Isabel Kabra that you would like to be a member-- they both are on my favorites list. Yeah. You know you want to join.

May the ninjas be with you.

-- Dan

Important crap:

So yeah, there has to be some useful stuff in this profile. And I'm not talking MY useful, like lightsabers and pirates and nun chucks and all that awesome stuff. No, I'm talking about "real" useful stuff. Apparently, lightsabers have nothing to do with the NGF's mission.

Anyways, here it is; junk that is super not interesting but supposedly extremely useful:

The Three Month Contest: Yeah, this is the doohickey that Isabel and I are collaberating on. We haven't got a lot of details yet, but this should be happening sometime in the fall... I think. And don't worry, I'm not going to let her make it all pink and fluffy and sugary. I mean, how would I be able to live? So I'll try and keep the balance-- expect ninjas.

Yup. That's it. 'Kay. Bye.

-- Dan