Hello whoever-is-looking-here! As you hopefully know I am OfficerChaurtle, or Officer, or any other snappy nickname you make up for me. Ill answer to anything that relates to my username. Before we get started on all the profile games, here is some information about myself:

Name: OfficerChaurtle

Age: 13

Gender: Surprisingly Female

Sexuality: pubertyissogreatsoidk

Religious Views: Athiest (I respect any religious person though)

Other Views: Gay Rights Supporter, Pro-choice

Feel free to message me with any other questions and I'll answer them if I feel appropriate. Now here come all the profile games, so feel free to scroll all the way down if you havent already.

5 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Somebody That I Used To Know (No wai my friends)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Broken Arrow (Well I am the most morbid out of all of them...)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Lego House (I love legos)

4. WHAT IS 2 plus 2?

Gangnam Style (The lyrics are so simple like 22)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Magic (Dawwww

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Somewhere Only We Know (...sexy time?)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Lay Me Down (Im just always so tired)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

No Handelbars (NONONONO I do NOT want to be a terrorist)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Titanium (insert PitchPerfect quote here)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Fix You (My parents think I'm depressed :I)

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

If You Could See Me Now (Das right all you b*tches at school. I has a man now)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Like a G6 (Well if I was religious I would say mah angel me flying all around in dis joint)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTEREST?

Legend Of Zelda Rap (Im just going to connect this with gaming and leave)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Daylight (I dwell on crushes too long o.O)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Remember The Name (Cause I am so bada* I know)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Dog Day Are Over (Mah doggies sying? D:)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Stronger ("What doesnt kill you makes you strong" I just wanted to lift bro D:)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

So What (I REGRET NOTHING)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Born This Way (All those overly self confident peopleHAHAHAHHA no)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Chasing The Sun (vampires remind me of the horrible twilights)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Dynamite (not sure what that means...)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Six Degrees of Seperation (a break up?)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Not Afraid (not afraid of finding out NO)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Perfect (I guess everything is perfect for me [pFFFPPFFfft no])

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Love the Way You Lie (creepy how that worked out.)

26. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

Man Who Never Lied (Tell them the truth)

27. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

Pokemon Theme Song Revenge (PFFTFPPFPFFFT)

28. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Bohemian Rhapsody (so many ways this could be taken...

29. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Isn't She Lovely (Oh Computer...)

30.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Hall Of Fame (hehehehehe)

If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.

Stereotypes

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a w*.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a w*.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm in a ROCK BAND, so I MUST do drugs and be a bad influence.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecker.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a h*.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a w*.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink, too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a w* myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore, I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to REN. FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER, too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER, so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY, so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

Oh look, one of these

1. Brackenfur

2. Sorreltail

3. Brightheart

4. Berrynose

5. Ashfur

6. Rowanclaw

7. Jayfeather

8. Flametail

9. Lionblaze

10. Bluestar

11. Mistystar

12. Yellowfang

Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

RowanxMisty? Nope ouo

Do you think four is hot? How hot?

pFFTPFFFT I dont like Berrynose ._.

What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

A lot of screaming and yelling

Do you recall any fanfics about nine?

I cant recall any without him

Would two and six make a good couple?

SorrelxRowan eeeh sure

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

AshxLion or AshxBlue? Well seeing Ashfur HATES Lionblaze...AshxBlue

What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

He would run away from the horrible sounds

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic.

BrightxBlue. Bluestar mentors Bright on how to get through difficult times

Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Nu-uh

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fanfic.

JayYellow Hurtfortfic: Counting the Leaves

Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Friends? ;n;

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?

FRIENDS??TT

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

throws self off cliff*

What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

"FIRESTAR STOP BEING PERFECT AND GO LET BRACKENFUR BE DEPUTY"

If you wrote a songfic about Eight and Nine, what song would you use?

Some song about family dying and whatever

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be?

Bracken/Rowan/Yellow: WARNING - IF YOU ARE THINKING OF READING THIS, DONT

What would be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two?

"If I had a star for every beautiful kit you had with Brackenfur, it wouldn't be as big as Fern's StarClan. Now lets be mates"

1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 retaliates by dating 12. Alone and brokenhearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Brackenfur and Flametail are in a happy relationship until Ashfur runs off with Lionblaze. After Flametail dumps Brackenfur for Sorreltail, Rowanclaw retaliates by dating Yellowfang. Alone and brokenhearted, Brackenfur travels in search of a friend. Finally, Brackenfur meets Beryynose and Jayfeather. The three loners meet Bluestar, who tells each of them to look for love. Beryynoset finds Brightheart, Jayfeather gets Mistystar, but now Brackenfurr is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Rowanclaw and Yellowfang

Oh my...