Jaune Arc hated dying. This is an odd state of being for one to state they hated, as dying happens only but once. Twice maybe if you're lucky. Then again, you aren't the universe's chew toy either... Jaune x Harem. Rated M for swearing, gore, sexual themes and terrible jokes.

The following is the complicated affair between the two most adorkable introverts Beacon has to offer. Watch as Jaune struggles to choose between the women who've always been there for him, all while discovering who he truly is, and what he can become. Dark forces are at work to corrupt the Knight along the way, will he stay the path, or will he falter? Co-authored by Fate-117

"All the Remnant's a stage, and all the men and women merely players, merely pieces on the board, each and every one of them guided by hands unseen. And as they play their parts, they'll soon come to learn that true darkness resides not just behind the soulless eyes of the Grimm, but also within the hearts of men and women not too dissimilar to you and me."

At Patch 'em Up, cars were the life of the Xiao-Long family. For Ruby, she loved nothing more than to work on her precious baby. For Yang, it was to street race. But when their garage is put in jeopardy, they will do anything to save the last reminder of their mother. Even if that meant crossing the law.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

Follow Jaune, Pyrrha, and Ruby through their first year at Beacon and watch them grow as fights and experiences come to past. All is not well, but not is all dark, passions and violence appear at any moment without warning, and both good and evil build up in a race against each-other for an inevitable clash. Includes: All warnings apply. I do not own RWBY. First part in a series.