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Relic of the Future by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 72 - Words: 552,596 - Reviews: 12354 - Favs: 6,235 - Follows: 6,804 - Updated: 10h - Published: 3/10/2018 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Salem, Team STRQ
The Holy Man of The Church Creek by Parcasious reviews
He was an anomaly not meant to be in this world, yet fate would deem otherwise. After all, the fate of the world just may hang in the balance.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 314,346 - Reviews: 6830 - Favs: 6,309 - Follows: 7,001 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Shirō E.
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,179 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
SeerKing's Asylum for Plot Bunnies That Won't Stop Bugging Me by SeerKing reviews
When you have Plot Bunnies that simply will not go away, what do you do? Write a chapter and bung them here. If anyone wants to adopt a story from this archive, just PM me. Unless specifically mentioned, these are all crossovers with Worm. If you want second chapters of any story, PM me.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 144 - Words: 482,558 - Reviews: 3517 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Skitter
And Now Yet Again Still Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
And here we are again for even more fragments from my ADHD riddled mind.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 128,709 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 9/13/2018
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7062 - Favs: 14,139 - Follows: 16,172 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Wood it Work by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sunnydale is a magical place and has been so since long before Buffy was born. Willow's attempts to encourage Xander and Jesse to read when they are ten leads to worlds of adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,442 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 6/4 - Xander H., Willow R., Jesse M., OC
Cousins by dogbertcarroll reviews
His road trip turned out to be a lot shorter than he expected as Xander Harris finds himself asked to take on a whole new adventure, raising a young wizard with a prophecy pointed at his head. But than, in Sunnydale what else is family for?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 3/12/2017 - Xander H., Harry P.
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,487 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 6/1/2017
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,925 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 1/1/2017
Marked by dogbertcarroll reviews
Tara's death was a low point in the gang's history, so when given a chance to change her fate, Xander grabs it tightly with both hands, but how will a girl from the sticks react to a boy raised on the Mouth of Hell?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 506 - Published: 7/17
Zero no Tsukaima: Saito the Onmyoji by SeerKing reviews
Freshly graduated from the Imperial Academy of Onmyoji, Hiiraga Saito decides to take the longer scenic route on his way to his posting. Then, all of a sudden, he is teleported to a strange country ruled by Western Wizards by a small pink-haired mage. Saito has one question: What the heck is going on here? Harem, M-Rated later on. Cover Image by DARKPHANTOM13. Has TVTropes Page!
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 152,776 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 4,254 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Louise, Saito, Tabitha, Siesta]
Stand Ins and Stunt Doubles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,873 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 12/6/2013
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 576,444 - Reviews: 7659 - Favs: 14,747 - Follows: 17,846 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
A brand new day by dogbertcarroll reviews
What if Xander had listened to Willow up on the bluff and didn't talk her out of destroying the world?
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,499 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 12/16/2017
The Vasto of White by Parcasious reviews
One's fate is not decided by chance, but by choice. A hero will rise from the desolate sands of Hueco Mundo.
Crossover - Bleach & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,041 - Reviews: 4349 - Favs: 5,815 - Follows: 6,537 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Ichigo K., Shirō E.
Issei - The Gaming Gear by SeerKing reviews
Getting the [Boosted Gear] is expected for Issei. What if he gained it a month early and another one as well? Let the Games Begin... IsseiXHarem (if it wasn't, it wouldn't be DXD). Now has a TVTropes page!
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 105,301 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 5,126 - Follows: 6,104 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 3/26/2016 - H. Issei
The Plagiarist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Halloween is a fun time in the Buffyverse, especially Buffy's first Halloween in Sunnydale. The trickster gods take a more active hand and Xander finds himself... someplace he's always dreamed of visiting. Which is probably for the best, at least until the girls at home calm down... and with multiple copies of some of his girls that may take some time.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,849 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 4/24/2015
Worm - Waterworks by SeerKing reviews
Taylor Triggers with the power of Hydrokinesis. She will wash away those who stand before her. Alt!Power! Taylor. Worm belongs to Wildbow. TaylorxLisaxAmy. Now has a TVTropes Page!
Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,852 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 3,181 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 3/18/2016 - [Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea] Victoria D./Glory Girl
Ranma: Happenstance Gone Right by SeerKing reviews
A different outcome to the Lady-killer Band-Aid incident leaves Ranma with just Ukyo and Shampoo as his fiancées. How will this change the lives of the three and the rest of the Wrecking Crew. Story idea from rewind gone nuts. Ranma/Shampoo/Ukyo pairing. Maybe Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung as well. Needs a TVTropes Page!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,052 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 1/17/2017 - [Ranma, Shampoo, Ukyo] Cologne
To Call A Place Home by missmusicluver reviews
Harry won the war. It's a couple months afterwards and unexpectedly, he's quite literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago and the Potter family's still fighting a war with a Dark Lord whose ruling over the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry doesn't really want in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,455 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 6,540 - Follows: 8,690 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
Go Away I'm Watching Porn by Third Fang reviews
Issei Hyoudou is the Sekiryutei. Not many people knew how powerful he is, or what he's done. And he's perfectly fine with that. He's done with people. All he wants to do is sit back, relax, and watch porn without being bothered by school or homework or devils or fallen angels or annoying conspiracies and why the hell won't they just leave him alone already! Perv OP Issei Harem.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 190,711 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 4,306 - Follows: 4,802 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 1/22/2017 - H. Issei
Foxy Lady by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow helps a new student, Anya attempt to recover a family relic, but having lots of power and little control summons a version of herself she never dreamed existed from a parallel universe and she doesn't come alone.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,864 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 12/6/2018
Naruto: The Game of Life by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 152,718 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 9,900 - Follows: 11,812 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Naruko: To the Victor, the Spoils V2 by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruko has just graduated from the Konohagakure Ninja Academy after defeating Toji Mizuki when her apartment is blown up. Fortunately, she receives a new home thanks to a little known Clan Law dating back to the time of the Nidaime Hokage. Yuri Harem. Weapon Mistress and Chakra Chain Naruko. Now has a TVTropes Page!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 332,275 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 3,897 - Follows: 4,271 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Naruko U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Tenten]
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 309,853 - Reviews: 7510 - Favs: 9,731 - Follows: 10,260 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Plot Bunny Ranch by TheBeardedOne reviews
A place where my non-Naruto and non-Harry Potter ideas see the light of day. Mainly Worm, but other ideas may also appear.
Crossover - Worm & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,410 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 1/27/2015
Meh by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place to put misc ideas that may or may not become real fics some day and don't fit into one of my other idea files.
Crossover - X-overs & TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,249 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/25/2015
Pluto by Khaleda reviews
Raven had matured into a woman who could completely disarm you with one look. The fact that she could read your mind, materialize at will, and control forces beyond your comprehension was sheer overkill.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - [Jinx, Raven] - Complete
The Boneyard by Clell65619 reviews
The resting place of stories that started out strong before the muse that was driving them took off for parts unknown. All of these are up for adoption, if they appeal to you, and you think you can make them work, have at it. Let me know when you publish, so I can see how they look when they grow up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,242 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 11/30/2015
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,869 - Follows: 5,237 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha's Pet Shop by TheBeardedOne reviews
A repository of story fragments for Naruto (which I do not own).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 163,743 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 11/17/2013
Repairmen and Pizza by Racke reviews
Post-SAO, Klein finds a new apartment. His new neighbor is good at cooking, and though Klein would happily try, he can't actually live on pizza indefinitely.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/9 - [Shirō E., Klein/Ryoutarou T.] - Complete
Promises of a Wandering Hero by Neoalfa reviews
He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.
Crossover - Love Hina & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 151,883 - Reviews: 3022 - Favs: 5,154 - Follows: 5,579 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Shirō E.
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,605 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Love Stories by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Love is patient; it is kind. It bears all things, believes all, hopes all, endures all. Love never ends. Terrible things are done for it. For it will men mutilate themselves and murder rivals. For love will even a peaceful man go to war. An Anthology.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,006 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,449 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
The Cracks That Show by Purdylicious reviews
My first forray into fanfiction. Set after the death of Sirius Black, Harry Potter begins to notice more and more that certain things, certain people aren't who he believes, as the cracks begin to show. *Some Dumbledore/Weasley/Order bashing. We all love a bit of that don't we!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,504 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Harry P.
First Knight by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Council is up and running, so the Scoobs have finally gotten a chance to take a breath and look around... only to find one of them missing. Xander's returned to the US and the search for the man leads to a certain hotel...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,142 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 7/16/2014
Flash Fire by Tactition101 reviews
Minato's Hirashin was just one big prank. It was actually his bloodline limit that allowed him to travel so fast. Watch what happens when Naruto unlocks it at an early age and becomes even faster, giving rise to the Flash Fire. Warning, incredibly fast Naruto. Update time frame is roughly once every eight weeks
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,376 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 3,984 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Naruto U.
A DIC-less SI by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summary? We don't need no stinking summaries! Not your typical SI, as actually inserting myself would be dull as he would sit at home and read fanfics rather than actually do anything, so enjoy your generic fanfic-author insert!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,752 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 4/15/2014
An American Ninja in Konohagakure by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Minato sent his son... Somewhere else, after sealing the Kyuubi inside him. Ten years later, Konoha gets him back. They probably weren't expecting all this, though... COMPLETED, UP FOR ADOPTION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,195 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Naruto U.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11875 - Favs: 5,400 - Follows: 4,426 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,085 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Phoning it in by dogbertcarroll reviews
A CYOA Story with a twist, an SI with no knowledge of the setting but the ability to escape anything except his fate.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,284 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 8/13/2015
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 254,749 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/15/2012
Fate Stay Unfinished by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories, including high school AUs, mobster wars, and food-fights. Some romance, some crack, and perhaps the tiniest bit of adventure.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,786 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/17/2012
Alternate Beginnings of an Uzumaki by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 145,374 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/9/2012
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 4,182 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
On Wings of Steel by Neoalfa reviews
Twelve years after the Holy Grail War, Emiya Shirou has lost everything. Unwillingly caught in a conflict between aliens he has to decide whether his ideals have died for good or if they can soar again... on wings of steel. - POST FATE -
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,057 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 12/9/2018 - Published: 5/26/2015
Unlimited Babe Works by FiendLurcher reviews
Emiya has found his answer, but for how long will he be able to remember it as he is plunged into hell again? This is the story of a man who returns having failed to end himself only to find something unexpected along the way—-—Ok, who am I kidding with the serious summary: UBW is full of hot anime babes, but you already knew that from the title, bro.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,605 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 11/27/2018 - Published: 3/11/2018 - Archer - Complete
With Sprinkles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,287 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 11/21/2018 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Xander H.
Choose your own Award by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sacrificing yourself for others is always a noble act and such an act deserves a reward... but all that glitters is not gold. However, if you're clever enough you may still find some value in it. Xander takes his 'reward' and turns the universe on its head once more thanks to an old Indian parable.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,516 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 8/3/2018
The Curse of Wanderlust by Racke reviews
After the wedding-fiasco, Ranma drops by the Mahora Festival for the sake of its food, and stumbles across a vampire who's been trapped for nearly seven years. Obviously, they get along like a house on fire.
Crossover - Ranma & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,882 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/8/2018 - Published: 10/19/2018 - [Evangeline A.K. M., Ranma] - Complete
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 130,262 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 4/14/2007
Leviathan by Thuktun Flishithy reviews
The Age of Monsters ended in Second Impact, or so everyone says. When Mankind finds itself besieged by the otherworldly Angels, Shinji Ikari will accept a destiny thrust upon him and rise to protect the Earth. He will not be alone, as old guardians -and their enemies- of a bygone age return. A fusion of Evangelion, the Godzilla Mythos, and Ultraman. Rebuild of Hail to the King.
Crossover - Evangelion & Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 176,173 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 7/5/2015
A sunny day in DC by dogbertcarroll reviews
Kicked out of his home universe and then booted from Marvel, Xander better hope DC has a more lenient immigration policy. A possible future for: Walking on Sunshine.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,234 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016
Little Whinging Pet Shop by TheBeardedOne reviews
A repository of story fragments for Harry Potter (which I do not own).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 76,350 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 10/22/2018 - Published: 4/19/2014
The Uzumaki Tales: Return of the Whirlpool by jbriz reviews
What if Naruto met the Kyuubi during the Land of Waves? What if it was all a big misunderstanding? Watch as Naruto is able to tap into the power sealed inside of him on the day of his birth and the following events. Starts after the graduation. Better summary inside. Stronger Naruto (but realistic progression). NaruHina and others. Title becomes more apparent later in the story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 665,126 - Reviews: 3078 - Favs: 4,128 - Follows: 4,126 - Updated: 10/19/2018 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Weapon of Choice by Ozzallos reviews
An old acquaintance from Ranma's past opens up new doors and a future he never even considered for himself. The first step is said to be the longest stride... And for our martial artist, one straight into the deep end. DC Comics x Ranma xover.
Crossover - Ranma & Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,667 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 10/19/2018 - Published: 10/8/2018 - Ranma, Bruce W./Batman
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Mya Uzo reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 38,685 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 2,841 - Follows: 2,970 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Jusenkyo Rising by Ozzallos reviews
A barren world. A forgotten past. Ranma Saotome wakes up in a galaxy far, far away complete with spaceships, Force driven super powers and a blood thirsty faction bent on galactic domination... In other words, just another day at the office. Ranma.5/SW: Old Republic
Crossover - Ranma & Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 216 - Published: 10/11/2018 - Ranma
Birds of a Feather by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes a turn for the weird as he finally escapes Sunydale for the summer only to find the outer world is even stranger than he'd imagined outside of his favorite comics.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,985 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 9/13/2018 - Published: 3/10/2017
And Yet Again Still Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
We are up to seven of the clinical proof that I have ADHD!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 183,757 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6221 - Favs: 12,778 - Follows: 15,317 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 11410 - Favs: 11,319 - Follows: 10,797 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Ginger Snaps by Stephen Ratliff reviews
The summer after Harry Potter's second year, some serious mental health help is called for. Unfortunately, that mental health help is only available on Spinner's End. Also, an extreme disguise is required for one of those needing help which is just going to make things even worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,660 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Ginny W. - Complete
Desperate Foxwife by FiendLurcher reviews
Tamamo has won! Ultimate House-wife Life, GET! "Eh, but something here isn't right..."
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 121 - Published: 7/2/2018 - Tamamo - Complete
Becoming a Man Among Men by Dragon6 reviews
After getting cursed, Ranma finds his father's journal. Enraged at what his father has done, he sets out to separate himself from him, attempting to create his own branch of the Musabetsu Kakutō Ryū. He will grow as a person while dealing with rivals and enemies. Through it all, Ranma will set out to be what his mother wants him to be, a man among men.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 99,569 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 2,520 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Ranma
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 4,147 - Follows: 4,130 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Remember, remember by FiendLurcher reviews
A guardian who has forgotten too much is reminded of what he had left behind, by someone he had least expected it. [Adult content]
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/4/2018 - [Archer, Taiga F.] - Complete
Master of Death and What it Means by charactersreadthestorysfan reviews
"Together they make the Deathly Hallows. Together they make one Master of Death." Solemn eyes meet those of his teammates."I am the Master of Death" A series of drabbles in no particular order.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,757 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 2,930 - Follows: 3,427 - Updated: 5/7/2018 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Black Widow/Natasha R.
UBW ᐩ1 by FiendLurcher reviews
The last battle of Unlimited Blade Works, with nothing held back. Full power! How the fight could have gone, if Kinoko Nasu hadn't been holding all the cool stuff in reserve for HF.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,300 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 134 - Published: 3/24/2018 - Shirō E., Gilgamesh - Complete
Doubtful Friends and Certain Enemies by Artemesia reviews
Sequel to 'Mischief, Lies, and Other Hazards of Parenting,' and 'Thor's Days.' (Highly recommend reading those first!) In which Loki, a modern-day single father and rogue trickster god has to deal with vengeance, revenge, ancient magic, and still pulling off his little girl's birthday party - with help and hindrance from the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,607 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., OC
For My Brother by SpoonandJohn reviews
At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,003 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 11/30/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
In Shades of Red and Gold by Z.R. Stein reviews
Ruby Rose never knew who her father was; growing up, Summer never spoke about him. Two months after her mother died for her country, Ruby finally gets some answers. Her father is none other than Tony Stark, the infamous weapons designer and billionaire. Very AU for RWBY. Marvel MCU. Romance will come in much later.
Crossover - Avengers & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Iron Man/Tony S., Ruby R., Yang X.L., Qrow B.
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 3,596 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
Skittering thief by ShayneT reviews
Granted powers from another world, Taylor Hebert must deal with a Cape world that is out to kill her when they discover that she can permanently steal powers.
Crossover - Heroes & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 237,015 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Complete
Imperial Servant by TheWorldsTallestLeprechaun reviews
What exactly is wrong with Ranma Saotome's love life-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh God, I wasn't gonna finish that with a straight face! But seriously, why are things so FUBAR regarding his romantic interests? Well...here's an idea...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,143 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Ranma, Genma, Akane, Nabiki
Ranma Saotome, Chi Master by SeerKing reviews
When Ranma shows up at the Tendo Dojo, he shocks the Tendo's by defeating a Panda with a bolt of blue light. Chi? What's that? Believably stronger Ranma who isn't a jerk. Ranma x harem. Now has a TVTropes page!
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,767 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 1/31/2018 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Ranma, Akane, Shampoo, Ukyo]
Madness Does Not Always Howl by Khaleda reviews
Remember that saying, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned…?" Imagine that fury coming from an honest-to-god, demon-woman. Even the boogie man checks his closet for my ex before he goes to bed.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,343 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 9/30/2010 - [Jinx, Raven] - Complete
Deal with a Devil by Silently Watches reviews
She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 179,494 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 3,215 - Follows: 3,342 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Harry P., Lash - Complete
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 382,943 - Reviews: 5986 - Favs: 8,679 - Follows: 8,632 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
Mirror, Mirror by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander gets a free costume from Ethan, but on reflection while it cost quite a bit, it was definitely worth it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,750 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Xander H.
Enemy Number One by nanayoung reviews
A series of snippits based on the idea that Saitama was considered the number one most powerful villain and a God level threat for years by the entire world... and never knew.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,754 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 3/18/2017 - Saitama
Valhalla by CSI Clue reviews
SPOILERS for Thor: Ragnarok. A much needed post-script scene.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2017 - Thor - Complete
Discontinued Ranma Stories by Racke reviews
Yup, I've been writing and discarding things for this fandom too. Again, it's pretty much Exactly What It Says On The Tin.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,071 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/29/2017 - Published: 10/30/2014
Avalon:First Order by FiendLurcher reviews
The long-separated lovers who reunited in Avalon awaken to the prologue of mankind's destruction. Prompted by the sight of Fuyuki in flames, they set forth to fight together once more.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Fate/Grand Order - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,040 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 539 - Published: 9/26/2017 - Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon - Complete
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,203 - Reviews: 3504 - Favs: 6,579 - Follows: 8,662 - Updated: 9/24/2017 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5382 - Favs: 13,512 - Follows: 15,205 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
What's a Little Death between friends? by kathryn518 reviews
After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 79,067 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 6,756 - Follows: 8,352 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 600,256 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 9/1/2017 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Ore wa Goburin, dakara nanika? (Oregobu?) by SeerKing reviews
At the end of his life, Uzumaki Naruto is tried by an angry divine being for numerous so-called 'crimes' he committed in his life. He is sentenced to live his life as one of the weakest monsters in another world as a trial. if he leads his people well, he moves on. If not, he will be punished...severely. Gamer!Naruto. NaruxHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,799 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Naruto U.
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,536 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 8/23/2017 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
The Hero Melromarc Needs and Deserves: Omake series by lord Martiya reviews
Non-canon and deleted scenes for "The Hero Melromarc Needs and Deserves"
Crossover - Saint Seiya & Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 8/9/2017
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9286 - Favs: 8,206 - Follows: 6,779 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Tessen by Eilyfe reviews
Cracked by time's march forward, the ruins of Uzu stand forgotten. Until Uzumaki Naruto stumbles upon them and unweaves a web of memories that lays bare the history of his people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/30/2016 - Naruto U., Sakumo H., Kushina U. - Complete
The Hero Melromarc Needs and Deserves by lord Martiya reviews
When the end was nigh, the Kingdom of Melromarc summoned the Four Legendary Heroes: Ren of the Sword, Motoyasu of the Spear, Itsuki of the Bow and Cancer Deathmask of the Shield. Wait, DEATHMASK! This is gonna hurt...
Crossover - Saint Seiya & Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 4/17/2017 - Deathmask, Raphtalia, Motoyasu K.
Uchiha Kushina by Lucillia reviews
Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 8/8/2017 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sasuke U.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 3,397 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Origin Story by Worldmaker reviews
Halloween ends, and Xander finds himself in a place he never thought was real, under circumstances he never saw coming.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 265,588 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 2,405 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 10/28/2013
This Wasn't the Birthday I Was Expecting by Lucillia reviews
Naruto thinks it's a birthday surprise gone badly wrong which will only end when he finds where his birthday present has been hidden. Boruto and Himawari are desperate to get back to their own time. And, thanks to a misunderstanding, Hyuuga Hiashi is torn between arranging a shotgun wedding between Naruto and his twelve year-old daughter Hinata, or just using the shotgun on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Naruto U., Hiashi H., Boruto U., Himawari U.
Legion by Clell65619 reviews
In the 31st Century, Mordru has won. The United Planets is in collapse, EarthGov destroyed, and the Legion decimated and scattered. The Surviving Legionaries decide their only feasible way of fighting back would be to recruit a legendary Magic User. After much debate, they settle on Harry Potter... who turns out to be a bit different than his legend would suggest.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,145 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 12/14/2016
Why Time Traveling is Inadvisable by Lucillia reviews
Naruto and Sasuke decide to combine the Oiroke Jutsu and Time Travel to pull a prank on their previous incarnations. It backfires. Spectacularly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 157 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hiashi H. - Complete
The Emiya Grail War by twoDrunkScientists reviews
In the many multiverses of Fate/Stay Night there is one constant; the Grail is a dick. Due to a "glitch" in the system the Fifth Holy Grail war will be fought by Emiya Shirou, all seven of them.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 110,396 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 6/23/2017 - Published: 7/29/2016 - Shirō E., Rin T., Archer, Sakura M. - Complete
Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse. Alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
The Demon and the Dead Man by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,273 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Naruto U., Izuna U.
Monkey Business by Eilyfe reviews
After two years of travelling with Jiraiya, Naruto meets up with Sakura on the Island of Danube. A dangerous swamp has grown out of nowhere and mercenaries are flooding the island. With his mission, Jiraiya's antics, and Sakura's good looks, Naruto has more than enough on his plate. But when he hears that Sasuke isn't far away, things quickly become even more complicated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,293 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 5/22/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Jiraiya - Complete
Living Outside the Database by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
SAO is cleared. The game has been beaten. Thousands of survivors swear off VRMMOs forever, opting for 'safer' monitor-and-mouse games that can't possibly trap you in a deathgame no matter how hard it tries. Many opt to start fresh in the venerable old game 'Elder Tale'. Oh look, the 'Homesteading the Noosphere' update is about to come out… (Hollow Fragment Continuity)
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Log Horizon/ログ・ホライズン - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,554 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 2/25/2015 - [Lux/Hiyori K., Argo] Strea, Sōjirō S.
Transfiguration Trouble by Balthanon reviews
When Harry loses the Sword of Gryffindor in the Chamber of Secrets, only a firm desire to at least make it through to his first kiss, a generous helping of accidental magic, and a healthy dose of phoenix tears let him survive. Unfortunately, it also leaves him with a blind basilisk, an incensed Ginny, and answers that make him wish Lockhart was still around to Obliviate him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Basilisk
Gone in 60 Seconds by dogbertcarroll reviews
When I'm bored I like to write SI stories, most of which are even crazier than my usual fare. An SI of me in Sunnydale would die quicker than an overweight, three legged zebra wading across a crocodile infested river in Africa. Of course SIs don't become vamps, that only happens to NPCs!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 392 - Published: 3/13/2017
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,064 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 3,598 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 91,014 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 3,275 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5439 - Favs: 16,210 - Follows: 18,993 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 3,278 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Saotome Art Online by Ozzallos reviews
Two years. Four-thousand casualties. They would call it the Death Game; a game Ranma Saotome, heir to the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts would unwittingly participate in.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,565 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 12/27/2016
Fade to Black by Perspicacity reviews
Penelope Clearwater, Special Agent for the Department of Mysteries, accepts a job that turns out to be rather more than she'd expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Harry P., Penelope C. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,441 - Follows: 14,353 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Yet Again Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 75 - Words: 164,147 - Reviews: 2107 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Complete
The Janitor by nanayoung reviews
Harry is a janitor. And while he wasn't always one, he long since accepted the fact that his previous life was behind him. His new way of life wasn't exciting, but it was peaceful and it made him happy. Then he accidentally picked up a hammer that was lying on the ground.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 733 - Published: 12/1/2016 - Harry P.
Can't Rely on Authority by cvtisjustok reviews
After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,276 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 4,726 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
The Equalizer by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Dust was humanity's equalizer against the Grimm, a tool with limitless possibilities – especially when handled with care. Jaune was but a child when he started experimenting, but they say there's lessons to learned, even in failure. Jaune's not sure why his mixtures are considered failed reactions though. [ONE SHOT]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 350 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Tearing the World Asunder by Lucillia reviews
Dumbledore wasn't the only one with plots within plots running during the fight against Voldemort. Though young, another Gryffindor had his own plans for improving the world running, his own ideas how that would come to be, his own unwitting weapon to hone, and his own sacrifices to make for a Greater Good. (Oneshot).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/28/2016 - James P. - Complete
The Great Devourer by Mooarge reviews
When a Chaos summoning ritual goes horrible wrong a might warrior is summoned into the material plane of existence. The forces of evil had better watch out because he's just, powerful, and pink!
Crossover - Kirby & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/20/2016
Manners Maketh Dragon by Ryushinchi reviews
Issei Hyoudou, no matter his circumstances, has always been an existence which revolved around women. Of course, with a bit of helpful direction early on in life, that fixation might have been channelled a bit more constructively than peeking into locker rooms. This is the story of the man who would become the ultimate Gentleman - and a Dragon too, if he had time.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,867 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 10/9/2016 - H. Issei, OC, Ddraig
What happened on June sixteenth by KimmyFish97 reviews
A series of interviews conducted by Miss Rita Skeeter, as she attempts to find out exactly what happened on June sixteenth, 1996 . A task which takes her all the way back to the previous September, during Harry Potter's fifth year at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. Insane!Harry. (Previously called What happened on March 16th, second chapter is under construction.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,045 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7027 - Favs: 13,791 - Follows: 11,269 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Latch Key Kids by dogbertcarroll reviews
Someone must guard the Key, but why look for a new guardian when the old one is still in the area?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Beast Boy
Steel and Snitches by Lucillia reviews
Faced with a choice between employing Umbridge and employing a man who technically didn't even apply for the position and wasn't even a wizard in the first place, Dumbledore chooses the option of Not Umbridge. During his Fifth year, Harry is confronted with a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor who doesn't want to hurt or kill him, but might anyways when he destroys the school.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Erik L./Magneto
Clark Kent Returns by Lucillia reviews
The Kents found Kal-El in 1908. As they say, all things pass in time: Perry, Jimmy, Bruce, Lois, even Clark. And yet, Superman still endures. The thing is, Clark Kent was more than a mask Superman wore at the Daily Planet; and for the cold and burned-out Superman to be the hero he once was, he's going to have to bring Clark back in a world that has long-since passed him by.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,773 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay to Speak by Lucillia reviews
When a young Auror recruit badmouths a certain Potions Professor, he learns exactly why the Aurors thought that the man was practically the greatest thing since sliced bread despite his character flaws which were too numerous to count. To them, Snape's "Winning" personality was a gift that kept on giving (and not in the venereal disease sense of the phrase).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 158 - Published: 8/28/2016 - OC - Complete
Himawari: Hokage for a day by Ziltoid reviews
Himawari isn't pleased that her daddy didn't show up in person on her birthday. Logically, she demands something from him to make it up to her. Himawari has to be Hokage for an entire day. It all seemed so innocent…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 238 - Published: 8/15/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Boruto U., Himawari U. - Complete
After the Chamber - Lords and Ladies by SeerKing reviews
Set shortly after the Chamber of Secrets, Harry discovers that by defeating Lord Voldemort three time, he has stolen his enemies title of Lord Slytherin. The trouble begins from there... Harry/Multi. T for Language, possible upgrade to M for more adult themes later. On Hiatus! Has a TVTropes Page!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,237 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 3,865 - Follows: 5,163 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Daphne G.]
Alpha and Omega Book 2: The Fallen by Xed Alpha reviews
Having been cast down at the conclusion of his battle with the Leviathans, Shinji Ikari finds himself caught between his new world and an old one that looks suspiciously familiar. And while he may be trapped with only one companion, a certain someone universes away prepares to go to any lengths to see his return. Rated M to be safe
Crossover - Evangelion & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 220,040 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Shinji I., Aria T'Loak]
Sort the Dragon by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A continuation of Doghead Thirteen's excellent fic, Enter the Dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,786 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 814 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 4/10/2014
Plot Armor no Jutsu, Begone! by YAXON reviews
Sasuke's Plot Armor no Jutsu develops a chink in a crucial moment during his defection, and he pays the ultimate price. How will events progress without the presence of Sasuke Uchiha? A semi-crackfic. There will be serious, and there will be silly. Suspension of beliefs at times may be required. Will be updated irregularly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 7/20/2016
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,394 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 4,435 - Follows: 4,396 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
It's All In Your Head by Kwizzic reviews
The jinchuriki share more than a curse; they share their minds. As he grows up, Naruto begins to realize that not everyone has voices in their head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Naruto U., Jinchuriki
Tales of a Gutsy Ninja by Kwizzic reviews
Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,723 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
End Game Version R by Kur0Kishi reviews
There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 237,320 - Reviews: 4189 - Favs: 7,306 - Follows: 7,205 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., Serafall L.
Everything and Nothing by The Sage of Toads reviews
A story literally told a thousand times by now. Louise summons a different familiar, but the fun is guessing what the twist is!
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,065 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Louise
Deadly Eyes of a Phoenix Reborn by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
In the summer after his second year, something unexpected happens to Harry. Changes are occurring, though he doesn't know it. What will he do when he realizes that the Basilisk venom and the Phoenix tears are turning him into something new entirely? How will this change the outcome against Voldemort? A/N: SLASH/Almost rape/rape/rape aftermath later on. UNDER REVISION!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 205,114 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 4,088 - Follows: 3,499 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 6,222 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 4,263 - Follows: 4,466 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Time Travel no Jutsu Makes Things Better? by YAXON reviews
In which Naruto finds a time-travel seal in the ruins of the Land of Whirlpool and ends up sending a bunch of Shadow Clones back in time to Make Things Better. Of course, Shadow Clones being Shadow Clones, they can't very well stick around to explain themselves to the very-much-lost people of the past why they did what they did. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,586 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 11/23/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lady of Blood by Racke reviews
There's no such thing as happy endings. But there are ends to the nightmares.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 168 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Complete
Aloha by Bookworm Gal reviews
All the cousins have homes, Hamsterviel is in prison, and things are going well for the genetic experiment and the little girl who considers him ohana. But things rarely stay simple for long. News of the human child who commands the loyalty of the deadly experiments and broke through their programming has spread further than expected. And someone wants to make use of Lilo's gifts.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,047 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/7/2016 - Published: 8/14/2013 - 626/Stitch, Lilo P.
What's a Little Death Between Friends? by YAXON reviews
Madara is brought back with Impure World Resurrection during the Fourth War, and he is NOT happy. Seems like he wouldn't be able to commit seppuku now... That's it, everybody dies. Sequel to 'Til Death Do Us Part. Crackfic. Will be updated irregularly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Madara U., Hashirama S.
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 5,733 - Follows: 4,637 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Stop That Truck! by Lucillia reviews
Little Harry Potter encounters the Winter Soldier under what were quite possibly the most ludicrous circumstances possible during the Winter Soldier's Summer from Hell. A Summer from Hell that Harry might've been indirectly responsible for...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 188 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Harry P., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11776 - Favs: 9,284 - Follows: 3,374 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stem by Minnionette reviews
One day, Hiruzen has a brilliant idea. "Danzo, how would you like to be the leader of an autonomous but officially unsanctioned branch of ANBU that I can secretly use to root out traitors and dissent?" Danzo is not pleased with being dragged into this latest scheme. "Why do all your brilliant ideas make me look like an evil reprobate?" (Litter of Misfits)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Hiruzen S., Danzō S. - Complete
The Least by AnimeWolfGirl16 reviews
She was the least used emotion and she had accepted it a long time ago. Until one day changed all that.
Crossover - Batman & Inside Out - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin, Joy - Complete
Line in the Sand by Sarah1281 reviews
Standing over Flowey, covered in dust, Chara realizes that there's some lines she won't cross after all. The only question is what to do about it. Time to reset. Genocide-route AU.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Asriel, Sans, Chara, Flowey - Complete
Thrall by CSI Clue reviews
When your mother fixes you up with someone . . .
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Loki, OC - Complete
Say It Thrice by Bookworm Gal reviews
Death was a familiar concept to Lydia. But not all ghosts are the same as those she knows. And thanks to an accident and an aunt she's quickly growing to hate, she'll have the perfect chance to witness these other types of ghosts in Amity Park. Meanwhile, someone is plotting and a poltergeist refuses to let go. (Mostly film version) Now has a prequel: "Say It Again."
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 188,378 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Danny F., Sam M., Lydia D., Beetlejuice - Complete
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/12/2014
Kyuubi no Fuzzy-nii-sama by Balthanon reviews
Trapped in seals for hundreds of years, you would think that Tailed Beasts would spend a significant portion of their time sleeping. It is in fact less than common though. Which is a large portion of why Kurama is incredibly confused when he wakes up with no memories of the previous day, ominous premonitions of the years to come, and a three year old brat calling him big brother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 98 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Memories Of Others by TheBeardedOne reviews
Sometimes a technique can lead to new discoveries, new paths. A chance discovery lets Naruto learn that which he was never taught... using the memories of others to aid his progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 135,436 - Reviews: 3031 - Favs: 4,487 - Follows: 4,060 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 227 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler - Complete
Harry's Brilliant Idea by Vanilla Jester reviews
After spending most of the night worrying about how he's going to survive the Triwizard Tournament, Harry has a desperate idea; what if he makes some more polyjuice potion, and instead of using a sample from a human, he uses a feather from a phoenix? Warning, contains Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 10/8/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Pieces of My Mind by drakensis reviews
A collection of plot bunnies that don't seem to be forming full stories. Various series.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,909 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 8/7/2009
A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 285,578 - Reviews: 4578 - Favs: 6,710 - Follows: 6,089 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A./Makoto Y.
The Fox's Plight by NineTailedHollow9009 reviews
Naruto was defeated by the "Second Coming of the Sage of Sixth Paths". Sealed in a temple and left to the ravages of time, he was found again centuries later by a certain team of "Teen Titans". How will a half-demon Naruto fit into a society that wants nothing more than to use him?
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,568 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 12/27/2015
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 2,647 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Melancholy by Minnionette reviews
Three days after the Kyuubi has attacked Konoha - three days after the deaths of Minato, Kushina, and countless others - there isn't enough time to get done everything that is needed. When the newly-reinstated Hokage finally has some time to himself, he realizes that any time spent by himself is too much time. (Litter of Misfits)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U., Danzō S. - Complete
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 8,494 - Follows: 9,730 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
Community Service by Balthanon reviews
Wherein Dumbledore trades a pair of socks, a package of chocolate frogs, and a warm fire for an extra day in the office and we learn that being well-rested is overrated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
My Short Story Haven by Janara reviews
A haven for my short stories, or for those stories that just doesn't want to be finished. I hope you will enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 8/15/2011
Four-Legged Malestrom by Lucillia reviews
Uzumaki Naruto. Loud, determined to never quit, dreams of becoming Hokage someday and Sasuke's bestest friend in the whole wide world. Oh, and did I mention that he's also furry, nine-tailed, and the unwitting jailor of his father the Kyuubi no Yoko?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 542 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Eidetic by Lucillia reviews
Intelligence is relative.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/31/2015 - T.C. Fornell, Tony D. - Complete
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Guilticent by Sarah1281 reviews
Stan's pretty sure that Ford will be grateful for this. He spent thirty years trying to save him, after all. But what if he's not? Ford always was a little weird about things like ignoring apocalypse warnings. Maybe it'd be better if he wasn't there when Ford came out. Maybe he should just deny everything. After all, Ford might be suspicious but he couldn't prove a thing.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2015 - Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Devil You Know by Surarrin reviews
My day had started on a down note. First Elaine had been sick, then I found out my mentor wanted to shove me in a straitjacket. It shouldn't have been a surprise when I died. But, nothing could have prepared me for my life being saved by a devil—or becoming one myself. Still, the magical girl was the biggest surprise.
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 209,173 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 2/3/2014 - H. Dresden
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3584 - Favs: 10,153 - Follows: 11,975 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Lum Ale and Discomfort by Lucillia reviews
All Han had wanted was a quiet drink and a chance to stew in his misery. Meeting someone who didn't exist had not been on the agenda.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Han S., Jaina S. - Complete
Star Bright by CSI Clue reviews
Steve gets a message from his mom.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Complete
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5665 - Favs: 4,808 - Follows: 3,661 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 6,681 - Follows: 7,682 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,279 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
Sorting Sideways by Biskoff reviews
For a thousand years the Sorting Hat has put students where they fit best. Only a handful of times throughout history has it ever been said the Hat picked wrongly. In the year of 1991, that's the only thing people were saying. On the one-thousandth-and-one year of Hogwarts, the Sorting Hat decided to change things around. Pity it didn't tell anyone beforehand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 177 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Forgotten Affairs by midnight17516 reviews
He's been in love with her, and she's always been with someone else. When Hermione shows up at Harry's door one night, things begin to change. Will they be able to move on, or will what happened completely destroy their friendship? Minor adult themes. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,753 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 10/10/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,523 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 4,634 - Follows: 6,153 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Pride of Sunnydale by The Saint Of Killers reviews
When Xander is possessed by a different animal spirit on his fateful trip to the zoo, a new champion against the darkness is born on the Hellmouth. With new options available to him, Xander's different choices and actions cause ever expanding ripples in the tapestry of fate. With the future of the Scoobies changing with every step, will they still succeed in saving the world?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,900 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Xander H.
A Jump To The Left by dogbertcarroll reviews
Soldier, Tinker, Tailor, Slider?
Crossover - X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,432 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 1/20/2014
Nothing is true Everything is permitted by TheHunter747 reviews
Manipulative Dumbledore? Check. Evil Voldemort? Check. Manipulated Dumbledore? Check. Nothing is true. Anything is possible. And Harry will have to fight for his life as he and his friends unravel a web of lies and manipulations, culminating in the ultimate battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Harry P., Firenze, Fawkes, J. Dawlish
In Regards to the New Arrivals by Mistress Nika reviews
Attention, all eleventh division shinigami. Please stop picking on the ninja. We are getting tired of cleaning up your blood.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 6051 - Favs: 7,920 - Follows: 5,984 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Taking Fate's Place by TheHunter747 reviews
When a cunning bit of treachery by Hades incapacitates Zeus just before the next Game of Fates is played, Hera calls upon Harry to take Zeus' place to protect everyone and everything he holds dear. But treachery is always just around the corner, especially when the God of the Underworld is playing...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Harry P.
The Master of Death IS The-Boy-Who-Lived - Child Hero for Hire by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter, the Master of Death, loathes the 'Adventures-of-the-Boy-Who-Lived' children's storybooks. I mean, what kind of kid grabs his happy band of childhood friends, smacks around some dragons, nundus, and dark wizards, and skips home in time for tea and scones? But, after 40,000 years of living and dying, the Master of Death realizes something... He probably could.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 979 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L., Luna L.
Seed of Hope by Cyclone reviews
Reposted from Spacebattles. Taylor triggers early with a rogue shard that comes from neither Scion nor Eden... but from the Regess.
Crossover - Robotech/Macross & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,991 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Regess, Skitter, Emma B., Shadow Stalker
Naught but Oblivion by Hostiel reviews
Lord Voldemort sneered at the thought of a mere child being the cause of his downfall once again. No wizard could defeat him, for he was immortal; he was a god! Unfortunately for him, Harry Potter was not a wizard. He was an alien, a son of Krypton, and if one of them was a god, it was him. Voldemort was right about one thing though: a mortal stood no chance against a god. ONESHOT.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 198 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Lives Gone By by Lucillia reviews
Everything's over but the babies, and a couple of the dead who've been returned to the afterlife have decided to alleviate their boredom by seeing who was who before they were them.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 132 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Itachi U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia reviews
What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 351 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Enslaved by Shadenight123 reviews
Hiraga Saito is a fleshed out character. Louise Françoise isn't happily whipping people. The summoning ritual does precisely what it says on the tin, summoning creature to be branded and then enslaved by the influence of the mark. There is nothing happy about it. Familiar of Zero, with 'For The Laughs' removed. How bleak are things, really?
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,764 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Louise, Saito
Learning To Live Rather Than Run From Death by Lucillia reviews
The Attack on Hogwarts in January 1941 should've been prevented. It wasn't however. After the students are sent home for their safety, the Doctor finds himself dealing with a certain boy with the initials T.M.R. who'd been living on the streets with Nancy's gang after he sneaks aboard the TARDIS through a door Rose left open. Set after The Empty Child and The Doctor Dances.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,380 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/16/2013 - 9th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T., Tom R. Jr.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5644 - Favs: 11,566 - Follows: 12,343 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Sixty-Four Palms by Kwizzic reviews
The Hyuga clan, whose pale eyes saw almost- but not quite- everything. And that, perhaps, was fate. (Some NaruHina)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Hinata H., Neji H., Hanabi H., Hiashi H.
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Like Him by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 623 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Summoners, Arise! by TheHunter747 reviews
When Harry first heard of the magical world, he didn't expect it to be real. But now he finds even more truths about himself, and must deal with enemies both obvious and hidden. Balancing Hogwarts and interspecies politics is never going to be easy, but can he even survive? AU as of the trip to Diagon Alley. Crossover with pretty much every Final Fantasy game ever.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Harry P., Angeal H.
The Lion's Pride by Silently Watches reviews
Rufus doesn't know why Harry Potter thinks him such a villain, but he certainly does not appreciate the churlish attitude. Canon scene from a different POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Harry P., Rufus S. - Complete
The Great Sage by Primordial Vortex reviews
Uzumaki Naruto had been alone for the majority of his life. The Hokage was too busy, and too few were willing to give him a chance. The acknowledgement of the Great Fox on his birthday was the greatest gift he could have asked for. AU. Older!Naruto HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,248 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 394 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Naruto U.
The Other Legendary Three by Biskoff reviews
Three powerful ninja once stood victorious over everyone who challenged them. They were vital to the rise of Konoha and it's powerful reputation. Through inheritance or chance, by fate or luck, three new genin have been given the keys to learn their skills. Time will tell if they can rise to the same heights.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Kakashi H., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 4,772 - Follows: 3,568 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
In which Bruce recounts a strange battle, Tony realizes he's known as the Hulk's sugar daddy, and Natasha laughs. A lot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B.
Hand Delivered Letter by the dork knight reviews
Instead of sending his Hogwarts acceptance letter by owl, McGonagall decides to personally deliver to Harry, which sets of a chain of events that changes many aspects of the life of the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,716 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 3,154 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Harry P.
Red Oval by FallingNarwhals reviews
Have you ever wondered what that oval on Danny's shirt really said? It was his favorite shirt, after all. Drabble. Rated T for some bloody scenes, but could be a K if you squint. One-Shot!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
A New Life, V2 by Elemental77 reviews
Remake of 'A New Life'. Jebest4781 shall be the beta for this story. Plot is almost the same except for a few changes here and there.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 1/13/2015 - [Naruto U., Raven] Sasuke U., Gaara
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 3,700 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,340 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15063 - Favs: 22,126 - Follows: 19,429 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Nymphadora's Beau by losthpfanficwriter reviews
In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons. / No updates, on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,035 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 5,269 - Follows: 6,305 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
Sunrise by Kwizzic reviews
Konoha gives Karin a second chance. It just doesn't come in quite the way she was expecting. (Naruto Crack Pairing Challenge) Warning: AU-ish.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [Karin U., Tenten] - Complete
Rivals by Kwizzic reviews
Konohamaru and Hanabi clear up a misunderstanding. (Naruto Crack Pairing Challenge)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2015 - [Hanabi H., Konohamaru S.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4209 - Favs: 8,348 - Follows: 6,640 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
R-Men by The Altered Destinies reviews
Inspired by a recent movie, I took the basic premise: "What if the Ranma cast were not cursed by Jusenkyo but instead gained their abilities as Mutant Powers...?
Crossover - Ranma & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/25/2015
A Gent from Nerima by The Altered Destinies reviews
Everyone always blames Ranma for causing the troubles in his life, but isn't it about time that Ranma got to tell his side of the story?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Ranma
Naruto: Deep Forest Chronicles by RinneTaicho reviews
68 years ago, Hashirama and Mito had a second child. That child grew to give birth to the man that would become the Yondaime Hokage, although his origins would remain unknown. Now, an ancient bloodline is stirring in the great-grandson of the man who founded Konoha. These are the chronicles of his journey to restore his clan, and live up to the names of those before him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,246 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fifth Fiancee by The Altered Destinies reviews
Ranma is said to have FOUR fiancees who each compete for his affections, but what if the competition vying for his heart were to have an unexpected entry, one thought unlikely in certain quarters, but having an unexpected edge and some insider information...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,073 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Ranma, Nabiki
Eight Days a Week by The Altered Destinies reviews
The story of a boy, a girl, and the martial artists that were usually zooming by.[
Crossover - X-Files & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,561 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2015
The Bitter End by The Altered Destinies reviews
Akane and Ranma finally get married. It should be the end of all the troubles, and indeed, after a little misunderstanding at the start, the honeymoon is wonderful. But after the return the fights resume, and although Ranma tries his best to avoid provoking Akane, the beatings get more and more serious
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82,242 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Ranma, Nabiki
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 3,192 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
Vengeance from the grave by MK-ONE reviews
Despair over the loss of his godfather in the Battle of the Dept. of Mysteries, followed by abandonment, isolation and hopelessness drive Harry to try and end his own life. Though death itself cannot halt his just vengeance against the Dark Lord, nor keep him from attaining that which he has ever been denied; someone to love and be loved by.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 166,683 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 2,617 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., Susan B.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 7,747 - Follows: 3,657 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Evangelion Time Loop: The First Crash by Leviticus Wilkes reviews
When Gendo ended up in the Time Loops, Shinji was content to let Asuka and Kaoru abuse him. But when Gendo starts to show signs of breaking, Shinji decides to help him, by recalling the time he broke: The First Crash. Themes of suicide.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Asuka L. S., Kaworu N., Rei A., Shinji I.
The Biter Bit by AHighAndLonesomeSound reviews
It's the morning after Ginny and Ron's fight in Half-Blood Prince, and she can't concentrate in DADA class. Unfortunately, that means she incurs the wrath of Snape. But somebody in the class has had enough of Snape's bullying and decides to take a stand. No longer a one-shot, and spinning out from HBP into something AU and silly. Harry/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,880 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Severus S., Ginny W.
Crooked Cantankerous Cookie by Eilyfe reviews
After traveling the world in search for something he can't quite grasp, Naruto returns to walk Konoha's streets for the first time in eight years. Under snow-covered trees, there are memories hidden behind every leaf. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 599 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 4,097 - Follows: 2,725 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
The Telling Tale by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
Seeker Cassandra has finally tracked down the Warden, three years after her old recruit Anders started the Mage-Templar War. How does a Seeker convince a mage to side with the Chantry?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 308,504 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Surana, Cassandra P.
The Circle by RandomOmens reviews
Harry will learn about his family and the government of the wizarding world. Then thrust into a tournament he never entered he will seek out innovative ways of conquering the challenges set before him. Starts from Harry's fourth year and goes AU from there. H/Hr. I won't be kind to Ron but I won't bash him either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,193 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Susan B.
The Hand Bites Back by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The sequel to the extremely confusing and over the top "Biting the Hand That Feeds You!" More economics shenanigans! More giant magic robots! More romantic hijinks! And even more crack!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,474 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Pansy P.] Luna L.
In Vino Veritas by avidbeader reviews
It started one night in a pub... Post-Hogwarts AU written for the Fandom for Leukemia and Lymphoma Society's annual fanfic fundraiser. Harry/Hermione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,435 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 2618 - Favs: 9,426 - Follows: 9,658 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
Shinji's Nightmare by Harry Leferts reviews
While he has returned from being absorbed into Unit-01, Shinji finds himself in an odd situation. Now, in a body that looks nothing like a human's and with a snarky roommate in his head, he has to deal with new powers and abilities while those around him shift. And he thought that fighting Angels was weird...
Crossover - Evangelion & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,300 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Shinji I., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Water under the bridge by dogbertcarroll reviews
No map, no home, but plenty of time and new sights to see for the few Scoobies who have left for the stars.
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,153 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010
O' Brave New World by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Year Five, crack pairing. Hermione's mum has come to visit after a nasty divorce. Sirius Black is an ex-convict. You get the picture... As do Harry and Hermione, unfortunately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Fate Swiggity Swooty by TheDramaticDirector reviews
Rin Tohsaka struggles to explain the mana restoration ritual to Shirou Emiya. Archer knows that if Shirou screws this up, they'll never win the Fifth Holy Grail War. So, with the help of Saber, he must make sure the ritual is completed successfully so they can save the world. The result of a conversation, possibly on crack, with best friend and fellow author Agitated Animator.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T., Archer - Complete
On the Record by Lucillia reviews
James Potter shamelessly abuses a loophole in Wizarding law, and Harry's the one stuck paying for it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 219 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Harry P., James P., Albus D. - Complete
Red Light Special by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Supergirl and Lex Luthor's attempts at experimentation with Red Kryptonite. No, not THAT kind...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Complete
Educational Decree Number Twenty-Six by dukeofpoorplanning reviews
Harry storms outside one night after a particularly frustrating Defense Against the Dark Arts Class with Umbridge, only to receive unexpected company as he reflects on his hatred of "the toad." Company, it seems, that is determined to change his life for the better. Three-shot. Complete. I mean it this time. Rewrite in progress, but it might be a while before it's up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., L. Moon] Pansy P. - Complete
Gravity Falls - Shorts! by dogbertcarroll reviews
A series of random one shots set in the world of the Falls.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,352 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
The Darkest Art by FluffyGonzalez reviews
Things are looking bad for the Death Eaters when Hermione immerses herself in dark forces which mankind was never meant to know—like compound interest and quarterly tax returns. Mainly Goblet of Fire. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Falling Up! by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Pine twins are caught in an incautious moment by their parents. With their secret revealed they're sent to stay with Great Aunt, as apparently this isn't the first time something like this has happened in their family.
Crossover - Sky High & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
A Quandary by Lucillia reviews
After an encounter with a warlock, Superman is faced with a tough quandary and an encounter he'd rather never happened.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lex - Complete
To Die Like A Human by Ol'Velsper reviews
Ilyasviel von Einzbern died with three things going for her: that she had lived her life as well as she could have, had hammered some important lessons about prioritizing the right people into her little-big brother's head, and was going to the afterlife with another little-big brother. Well, there were worse ways to go.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Illyasviel von Einzbern - Complete
Uncharted by Lucillia reviews
Someone once told me that back during the Golden Age they handwaved Clark Kent's lack of Military service during WWII by having him being declared 4-F after he accidentally read the eye chart in the wrong room. What if the consequences of the misreading hadn't ended with the examination? What if Clark Kent had accidentally convinced someone who spread the word that he was "blind"?
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Lois L., Perry W., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Fashion Faux Pas by Lucillia reviews
As far as he's concerned, they don't go the other way around. AKA, the explanation for the recent disappearance of a certain...garment.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Jor-El - Complete
SM Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Stray ideas for SM stories.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,964 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 6/20/2007
I Have A PLan by Janara reviews
Harry Potter has a plan. A plan that will allow him to deal with Voldemort, Dumbledore, and everyone else who wants to rule his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 337 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
There's a REALLY Good Explanation for This, But by Lucillia reviews
Clark Kent did his job a little too well. So well in fact, that when his coworkers find a certain something of his, the first thing that popped to mind wasn't "Clark Kent is Superman".
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lois L., Jimmy O., Perry W. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 7,877 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3211 - Favs: 8,511 - Follows: 10,124 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Ill-Advised Experiments by Lucillia reviews
There are some things you just do not do with laser pointers.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Don't Poke the Golden Goose by Lucillia reviews
Lois discovers that Clark, Clark who can't make his deadline half the time, gets paid more than her at Perry's recommendation.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Lois L., Perry W. - Complete
Love at first sight by Racke reviews
It'd been a long, long time since he'd met her. A long, long time since he'd been struck speechless by everything that she was.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [Archer, Rin T.] [Arturia Pendragon, Shirō E.] - Complete
Storm Front by Xed Alpha reviews
Some things are best left undisturbed. When Jack Frost inadvertently stumbles into a world without guardians, and with no support to back him up against something he accidentally unleashed, he's got to put his faith in a mortal who is both so much like himself and yet so different in almost every way possible.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,042 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] Pitch
Aw, Nuts! by Lucillia reviews
This just wasn't Clark's day. Nor Superman's for that matter...
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Inner Demons and Icicles by AHighAndLonesomeSound reviews
Severus Snape goes for a walk to clear his head, and overhears a conversation that gives him a new perspective on two of his least-favourite students. Missing moment from Chapter 17 of The Biter Bit, written for Bex's Secret Battle competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6192 - Favs: 11,411 - Follows: 7,903 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Consequence of Misunderstandings by Silently Watches reviews
Sequel to "Coincidence and Misunderstandings". The last time Raven saw the Titans, her relationship with them ended… badly. Five years later, she is ordered to Jump yet again. Will peace and diplomacy prevail once her former team catches wind of her return? Not a chance in hell.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,531 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Raven, Jinx] Cyborg - Complete
Beyond the Outer Gate Lies by gabriel blessing reviews
Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 140,107 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 3,765 - Follows: 3,379 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014
He has a dog by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Order of the Phoenix calls in outside help to deal with their little problem...
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
A&B by Lavanya Six reviews
One-shot prompt fill: Armsmaster was busy in his lab when the call for Lung went out, so Taylor's first Protectorate interaction was with Assault & Battery. (AU, post 1.05)
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 139 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Skitter
SIM Life - Self Insert Marvel by dogbertcarroll reviews
My always ready Pseudo-SI (More a Genre Smart OC) is dropped into Marvel after allowing Godogma play with his character sheet. Really, there should be a law against that.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,248 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014
Human Resources by Automatonation reviews
In a million worlds, a girl named Taylor Hebert, trapped in a locker foul beyond imagination, triggered and gained the power to control insects and arthropods, blessed by the power of the Queen Administrator shard. Here, Taylor's shard has something approaching its full potential. A story of... Administration
Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,500 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014
Continuations That May Never Be by drakensis reviews
I've left an unfortunate number of stories that aren't completed. In some cases I have a substantial number of scenes written that weren't fully worked into the narrative. Since it seems a shame for them never to see light of day... here they are.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 68,915 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/9/2014
Soldier of Zero by Ashen Author reviews
Louise summons Saito as her familiar, but she gets Saito from a bit of a more war-torn world. This Saito has learned to work with his wits to survive, and he was lucky enough to bring a few things with him. No super characters (not more so than cannon, anyway) and hopefully realistic development. Guile hero Saito, but still with Gandalfr. Be warned, the enemies may get nastier too.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 132,932 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Saito, Louise, Tabitha, Guiche
Dresden's Daughters by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Harry, after having given birth to his new daughter (it's complicated!) and reconnected with his first one, has to balance the usual screwball mess that is his life with the more mundane screwball mess of being a single parent. Post-Skin Game. Beware Spoilers.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - H. Dresden, Maggie D.
The Golden Lamb by Starlit Skyline reviews
Tell me, Headmaster, have you ever picked favorites?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Albus D. - Complete
Yet Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fourth one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 118,044 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5149 - Favs: 9,832 - Follows: 5,818 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Acceleration by The-Chibi-Poe reviews
The results of her trip into the locker yield a different sort of administration for Taylor Hebert. Overwhelming power isn't a solution to all of your problems. Sometimes it creates more than it solves. A lesson that Taylor is going to learn all too well.
Crossover - Worm & Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 99,999 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 1,281 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
Harry Romanoff-Barton by Eternity sword reviews
Let's all admit it: leaving Harry on a doorstep was pretty careless. So what happens when Black Widow finds him after a mission in Surrey?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,063 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 4,437 - Follows: 6,282 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Shadow Clones by sliced2 reviews
Naruto trains using Shadow Clones.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
Wind Lord by DarthValgaav reviews
Naruto finds some scrolls that contain Fūton jutsus. When he goes to ask the old man about them, the answers he gets will change his life. Naruto modled after Jin YuYu. NarutoHinataAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 171,151 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 4,083 - Follows: 3,812 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Going over the falls by dogbertcarroll reviews
Grunckle Stan tests the portal machine, but opening cracks in the fabric of the universe often has unintentional consequences. A pair of familiar faces with an unusual goal slips through the cracks causing trouble for the Pine twins.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,337 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
But, That's So Racist! by Lucillia reviews
Harry and Hermione try to introduce muggle paper and ballpoint pens to Hogwarts only to end up running headfirst into the reason behind the tradition of using parchment and quills.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia reviews
A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 171 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 5,728 - Follows: 4,298 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
Dis Guy, Eh? by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one way ticket to the afterlife gets derailed when the wrong person enters the portal...
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014
Doctor Dearest by Lucillia reviews
Auror Harry Potter runs into the Tenth Doctor during School Reunion, however, matters are slightly complicated by the fact that a future incarnation of the Doctor is Harry's mother. During a couple adventures together, Harry gets to know one of the parents he lost.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 2/6/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 4,546 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Jamie Evans and the Lonely Queen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Jamie has survived an entire year and has successfully kept her employment at Hogwarts. Now she has to deal with a family that knows who she is, a government that doesn't want her in the country, and people demanding to know when she'll get married. That, and there's also the pesky after-effects of throwing herself backwards through time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 578 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Scīenra Cwēna by wedgegeck reviews
Harry Potter elects to take a bit of pride in himself, and in so doing changes the way he views others, and they view him. Fourth Year divergence story. HP/HG/FD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,468 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 4,961 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 4,817 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Creation of All Things by Acaykath reviews
Shirou is alone, sealed in a dark room, his circuits surgically removed for study. He has always been a failure as a magus, and this is the worst case scenario, but his captors missed one detail, and Shirou isn't one to give up.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 176 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Shirō E. - Complete
Destiny is a Hazy Thing by Calanor reviews
The Yondaime had a plan, Madara had another. They were not the only ones who wanted their own vision to come to pass, but the future is never certain. When all plans of gods and men fail Naruto is suddenly free to choose his own destiny. Slow development
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 567,152 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
An Alternate Keitaro Urashima by Karndragon reviews
AU: What would happen if Keitaro Urashima was not obsessed with his childhood promise and actually lived his own life. Crossover with Great Teacher Onizuka.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,373 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Keitaro U.
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 272 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
Limbo partners by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is sucked into Acaltha's portal, but hell isn't his destination. Belasco's Limbo just went co-op.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Xander H.
Don't fear the reaper by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summoning the Death God to seal the fox into his son goes slightly wrong...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 303 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Complete
Jack Frost the Giant Slayer by nanayoung reviews
As it turns out, Jack was never normal even as a human. Before he was Jack Frost he was Jack the Giant Slayer, a human world famous to spirits everywhere for toppling the Giant civilization in just a few days. Years later, Jack tries to put the past behind him. But when old enemies show up he'll be forced to remind them what happened the last time they tried to hurt his loved ones.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Jack Frost
Walkabouts by Sober Dogs Bore Me reviews
Post-Leviathan, Taylor is living in a shelter, angry and adrift. A chance encounter puts her on a different course as she struggles to correct previous mistakes, and find a place for herself in this nebulous world of heroes and villains. (AU, post 8.07)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,554 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Panacea, Skitter, Tattletale, Coil
Copycat by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander creates his own character from a bunch of partial New Mutants' outfits, but what happens when the spell ends?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,413 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Xander H.
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Death Seeker by Technomad reviews
What if Gandalf, while freeing Theoden from Saruman's spells, had also freed Grima? And Grima leaped at the chance to ride with the host of Rohan?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Complete
How To Lose a Guy in 10 Minutes by Oxnate reviews
Xander visits Faith's room and this time Angel isn't there.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
The Girls Who Can't Unplug by Lavanya Six reviews
We have our rules and stick to them. Amy because, like ivy, she needs scaffolding to build herself up. Me? Because they make for more opportunities for fun than chaos does. Although if I was being brutally honest with myself, and it's hard not to be, it's because those rules are the only thing that keep this game between us going. (AU; pre-series divergence.)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Tattletale, Panacea - Complete
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
Anko's Apprentice by Yamamato reviews
The Chunin Exams would have ended a lot differently if Anko had been Naruto's teacher.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Lighter Shade of Gray by Lavanya Six reviews
Once bitten, twice shy? (AU, post 2.08)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Skitter - Complete
What's in a name by brainthief reviews
Voldemort proved the Fidelius faulty once. Nevertheless, Dumbledore relies on it again. Big mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Voldemort - Complete
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5811 - Favs: 10,352 - Follows: 11,495 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Ice and Wind by nanayoung reviews
The Guardians have been corrupted, turned evil by Pitch. Amused, the Nightmare King leaves the Winter Spirit for last. After all, no spirit would dare do anything against the Guardians! And what's one little snow-making brat gonna do? Throw a snowball? Frost over his windows? Freeze some water pipes? OOOOOOOoooooh, so scary! HAHAHAeeey...is ice supposed to do that...ohdeargod...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Jack Frost
The Dark Side of Jack Frost by nanayoung reviews
Jack has believers. But they're not the type of believers many would think he'd have. He's willing to do anything in order to make them happy; even if it means taking away their pain for good. He will never let them come to harm, even if it means getting his hands dirty. Jack would never intentionally hurt someone. But for his believers, he's willing to make an exception.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Jack Frost
Shadow Clone by hitori.no.boku reviews
"Save me", he whispered. And the shadow clone stared at him blankly. Because really, how do you save yourself from yourself? *Warning: drug use, sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Kill It with Fire by Silently Watches reviews
Dementors are always followed by ice and cold, so the most obvious defense against them would be a magical fire of some kind. There's a reason no one tries this. One-shot, book 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 169 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dementors - Complete
Manly Magi Kamina Magica! by TTGL Machine reviews
A man's soul does not disappear after death. No, it only goes where it is needed next. Now Kamina, once the proud leader of the invincible team Dai-Gurren must now do everything in his power to make five magical girls grab hold of their own paths!
Crossover - Gurren Lagann & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,066 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Kamina, Mami T.
On the Bubble by Lavanya Six reviews
AU. When you start blowing up a wad of bubblegum it inflates and inflates. Eventually the bubblegum is stretched so tight around the air inside it that it reaches a crisis point. That is, the slightest influx of air into the bubble will cause it to either explode all over your face or collapse limply.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Skitter
Keep Going, Keep Moving Forward, Keep Fighting by Fire The Canon reviews
Poppy never imagined she'd be at Hogwarts as long as she was; but she realises that it's not her will that keeps her there, it is the will and the strength of her students. For brainthief.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Poppy P. - Complete
To Win by Losing Points by brainthief reviews
A genuine offer accidentally turns less than innocent. It leads to the halls of Hogwarts hosting a cat and mouse game. Desperate, Harry introduces a third type of animal. Because some snakes are predictable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Alpha and Omega by Xed Alpha reviews
Long after the end came the next beginning. Something lost since time immemorial is about to return and two souls, so different and yet so alike, are set to clash. Rated M due to Violence and Sexual themes.
Crossover - Evangelion & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 222,719 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 2/6/2013 - [Shinji I., Aria T'Loak] - Complete
Survivors' Hearts by Michael Weyer reviews
In Los Angeles, the Doctor finds a unique "House" that leads him to realize he's not the only Time Lord left. But can they put aside long-held tensions to help each other? Early Xover with Dollhouse, all comments welcomed.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,271 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 3/14/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Rani
Blessed Event by Lucillia reviews
In which Obito enters the cave where Naruto was born a little early.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 152 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Obito U., Minato N. - Complete
Links Broken, Bonds Forged by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander was kicked out of the group at Buffy's request, so why does he look so happy about it?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Xander H.
She who fixes what went wrong by brainthief reviews
Hundreds of students casting spells. Sometimes one misses and hits a person. Sometimes one aims to hit a person but miscasts. And sometimes nothing goes wrong, but the victim isn't happy anyway. Add to that any number of accidents and mishaps. That's what Poppy Pomfrey gets to deal with. On her own, day after day. This is a day in her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Poppy P. - Complete
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
She Who Dwells In Eternity by INeedAHaircut reviews
When a decision by the Sandaime Hokage seems to end Naruto's life before it can truly begin, his only companion is the one engraved upon his soul. A relationship between human and demon could never be one of equals, but that doesn't mean they can't find happiness with each other. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 384 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.] Hiruzen S. - Complete
Play it again, Naruto! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Tremble Mortal by writerzero reviews
Beast Boy has a crush on Raven, who sees him as nothing more than a cherished younger brother. As their lives progress will his crush fade? Or will Raven start to see him as more? As events proceed we will discover what Beast Boy's first shape was, and how he gained it. BBxR.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 119,284 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Protégé by black.k.kat reviews
Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni is, at heart, an old man who likes his tea prepared a certain way and has a soft spot for talented youngsters. His latest fledgling seems to be one Kurosaki Ichigo, substitute soul reaper. (Alternatively, a story in which Yamamoto is a crafty old man, Ichigo grows up to be utterly terrifying, and Aizen doesn't stand a chance.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 2,523 - Follows: 759 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Ichigo K., G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 4188 - Favs: 12,041 - Follows: 5,068 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 3,812 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 287 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Belated Introduction by brainthief reviews
The Ministry wants to know what happened in the Department of Mysteries. When interviewing minors, should not their guardians be present?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Petunia D., Argus F.] - Complete
The Hidden Pool by NeutralWotan reviews
The Spring of Drowned Hero. Very tragic story of Hero who drowned in pool. Now, whatever fall in pool take form of Hero! Yeah... Naruto is back and he is pissed off! Will Naruto save Ranma from the insanity in Nerima and his fiancée situation? Nope. And what does Naruto have against Happosai and the Amazons anyway?
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/16/2013
What the Heck Did I Just Summon? by Blood Brandy reviews
3 Hand Signs...A little blood...Infinite Possibilities...
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013
Hogwarts Rejection Letters by Blood Brandy reviews
We're sorry, but Harry won't be coming to Hogwarts. A series of crossover shorts, one-shots and snippets. Rated T for safety
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Harry P.
Crush by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot. An increasingly mislabeled one-shot Continued by popular demand.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
How Naruto Met Raven by NeutralWotan reviews
A tale of True Love, Explosions, Comedy, and Suspension of Disbelief. Warning: Naruto is hit by cars, a lot...
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/29/2013
Impersonating Innocence by brainthief reviews
Severus Snape expects to need both his cunning and intellect to gather potions supplies. The source is known to be... uncooperative.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Just various fragments. Ideas and the beginnings of some good stories that came to me, but I lack the time to work on or a plot in some cases.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 129,971 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. Also in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan. Naturally, all of this is complicated by the events and people surrounding them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 1,958 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U., Karin U.
HACK! by reader713 reviews
Of the resurrected shinobi fighting against the Alliance one is a mystery. Though it seems that someone recognizes him. And...why is there a copy running around calling the no-longer-dead-guy a hack? Did Kabuto seriously resurrect the body of some guy that isn't dead? PLEASE REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Sakura H., Naruko U., Hanabi H., Konohamaru S. - Complete
Idle Doodles by Yamamato reviews
People always wonder, its in our nature. We wonder why some people get away with certain things, we wonder why they act the way they do, and we wonder just what secrets they keep from us. A collection of oneshots, most will be humorous, though there will be the odd serious addition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Courage By Potions by Janara reviews
AU, sixth year story; do not follow the last two books! Sick and tired of the way everyone is trying to force him to become Ginny's boyfriend, our hero is seeking for a way to tell everyone what he thinks of them. Alas, things do not turn out the way he thought they would. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,599 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Losing Control by JackPotr reviews
Harry becomes an outcast during fourth year and ends up reaching out to new people to help him along the way. What he ends up with is a girlfriend and a new lease on life with the freedom he has never had before. The title refers to Albus and the Order. Grey Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 154,616 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 4,595 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P., Megan J. - Complete
Wedding Bells by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Marriage contracts are a total bummer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Beautiful Hair by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
When the Yondaime can't be ressurected using Edo Tensei, Ororchimaru tries to hurt Sarutobi by using someone equally painful for the Hokage. He really should have thought this through. The Konoha 11 learn a bit about Naruto's history.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 462 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Discworld by JK Pratchett reviews
After surviving the Killing Curse, Harry Potter attracts Death's curiosity. As a result, the barriers separating the Roundworld and the Discworld begin to break down, leading to more danger than Harry could ever have imagined...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,794 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 6,619 - Follows: 1,845 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Altered Histories by Acaykath reviews
They say that history is written by the victor. Harry finds that this is not the case, history is actually written by the manipulative old coot behind the victor, and this Harry is not going to let himself be stepped all over, unless of course Luna tells him to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 81,689 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Star Bolt, Son of the Moon by Blood Brandy reviews
Imprisoned on the moon, the Princess of Eternal Night passed the time in any way she could, usually plotting her revenge. But when someone else finds their way into her prison, she finds a new way to pass the time, and soon revenge is no longer on top of her list. Now the princess of the night has returned, with a new member of the royal family
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 668 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Harry P., Spike, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Odd Couples by Blood Brandy reviews
A series of snippets that makes you say...How in the blue, bloody blazes did they get paired up?
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/19/2013
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
The Art of Failure by Emerald Ashes reviews
With Jack Spicer on their side, evil was sure to lose.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Jack - Complete
Death Wish by AlbusPHolmes reviews
After the deaths of Fleur and almost everyone he ever cared about, Harry decides to undertake his most dangerous and daring mission yet. His task - to pull them back from the icy grip of Death. Yet there are other machinations at play in the shadows... seems like someone has a Death Wish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,750 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Fleur D., Antonin D.
Daddy by Lucillia reviews
Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 219 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U., Obito U.
That Red Haired Clan by Blood Brandy reviews
He knew nothing of his clan. At times, it seems like the whole world tried to forget about them, like a nightmare. Now, we see why, and the world shudders at the return of the clan. Hide your Booze and bolt your doors, the Uzumaki are coming back!
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 150 - Published: 6/4/2013
Guardian of Heroes by obsidian dreamer reviews
In the aftermath of a tragedy that shatters Burgess the Guardians are forced to trust their greatest enemy to answer questions none of them had ever considered. Fear was their enemy but what was the fate of those forced to go beyond their own fear; who would guard them? There are some spirits who, while believed in, should never be seen...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 3,461 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2918 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
Reactions by Lucillia reviews
How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Dwarfed or The Blessed Disaster by s.s.sam.double.s reviews
An old miner tells the tragic story of his history with a pale young girl. It may sound familiar, but only fairy tales have happy endings... right?
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 266,659 - Reviews: 4032 - Favs: 9,206 - Follows: 5,292 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Wizard's Folly by Belle's Noir reviews
Wizards expect everything to be big and flashy and magical. A collection of one-shots about when the simplest solution would have been the best one. Fem!Harry. Started chronologically but shots may become out of order as more are written.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P.
Hogwarts – The Origin of the Houses by Acaykath reviews
Hermione asks a question in History of Magic and gets an answer she never expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Hermione G., C. Binns - Complete
Salt and Burn (It's Firewhiskey, After All) by evansentranced reviews
Harry scoffs. "I killed Voldemort. Done." "No no no no no," Dean says, shoving Harry's glass at him. "No no no," he continues, just in case Harry hasn't caught on. "No. You drink up, buddy." Sam and Dean have a little downtime in the UK, courtesy of Cas, and end up meeting Harry Potter in a pub. Drinking games follow.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 180 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
The Last Straw - Oneshot by AlbusPHolmes reviews
A chance encounter leads Dumbledore to finally make the decision to confront his demons. Or more specifically the one demon who started it all - Gellert Grindelwald. No slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Albus D. - Complete
The Power to Vanquish the Dark Lord by ArgentNoelle reviews
Harry hears about love and the power that will defeat Voldemort, and comes to some very strange conclusions. ... ... ... ... ... Harry/Voldemort... sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Reload of ARSENAL by The Sage of Toads reviews
ARSENAL, reworked, improved, and with numerous things added and removed. Shinji Ikari arrives at Nerv with a mission to save humanity from the Angels, Seele, Nerv, and itself. Strap in and put on your flak vests, because it's gonna be a bloodbath.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,005 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Shinji I.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 5,967 - Follows: 3,920 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Coincidence and Misunderstandings by Silently Watches reviews
The Azarathian coming of age is only a few short months away for Raven, and she is struggling with some ugly truths about herself. Can a bubblegum haired thief set her straight, or just confuse her even more? Raven/Jinx, AU
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,137 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - [Raven, Jinx] - Complete
Blessed Curse by Kur0Kishi reviews
"I ask of you again, Helena Potter, Girl-Who-Lived. Are you my Master?" Who is this tall, emerald eyed, man. And why does he look so much like Helena Potter? Will the benefits of allying herself with this enigmatic person outweight the costs?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,171 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P.
Rias Gremory's God Slayer by Shiranui Amaterasu reviews
"Allow me to show you Raiser Phenex, why the name Godou Kusanagi was both feared and revered back in my homeland. Why the titles of Rakshasa Raja, devil king, supreme lord, and Campione were given to those of my kind. Allow me to put the fear of god slayers into you."
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,675 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 385 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Rias G., K. Godou] - Complete
Love is a Many Splendored thing by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 137 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Under the influence by Minnionette reviews
In which Sarutobi Hiruzen makes some very bad decisions while sick with the flu, and Shimura Danzo has to run damage control. "While I agree that a supervising mission for a four-year-old's birthday party that includes all sixteen of her little friends from preschool is a bloody nightmare, it doesn't require the use of ANBU or judicious application of force as needed."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hiruzen S., Tsume I., Danzō S. - Complete
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 150 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Excuses by sweetsheart reviews
Jiraiya and Orochimaru have decided it's entirely unfair that, one week out of the month, Tsunade gets to do light training while they have to work themselves to the bone – so they decide it's best to investigate. Young!Sannin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
It's hard to keep a Hitgirl down by dogbertcarroll reviews
Be it Illness or Injury, Marcus knows he can rely on Mindy staying in bed for Dave, but why does that fact seem as disquieting as it is comforting? Contest entry for Precocious Crush.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
The Uzumaki Incest Chronicles by Fairy Tail's Top Mage reviews
Naruto has never had much love except from his family. Watch as Naruto, Naruko, Kushina, and Mito Uzumaki learn the perks of staying with family through thick and thin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,661 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U., Mito U., Kushina U.
A Darkened World by sprinter1988 reviews
Hermione and Ron both leave Harry behind in the tent. Neither return, and were among the few to escape Britain when Voldemort took over. Years later, their daughter Rose has joined an ICW operation that tries to stop Voldemort's power from spreading beyond Europe. However things take an unexpected turn when she discovers what became of Harry Potter. Ron Bashing and Deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,961 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Rose W. - Complete
Fatherhood by Minnionette reviews
In which Konoha's White Fang and War Hawk have a friendly discussion of age-appropriate gifts and other child-rearing topics during the Second Shinobi War. "Are you out of your mind, Hatake?" Well, relatively friendly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Danzō S., Sakumo H. - Complete
I Hate You by writingmonkey10 reviews
Another reunion story. Tony and Pepper are reunited after the events of Operation: Destroy Manhattan, courtesy of the green-eyed God. One-shot. Rated T for language. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 708 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 9,190 - Follows: 2,600 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Boy who wasn't by Bobmin356 reviews
Our take on the semi-classic Wrong Boy Who Lived Genre. Just a short story for you to enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 340 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Nerve Damage by CrossyCross reviews
Shirou converts his nerves into makeshift magic circuits everytime he needs to use magic. A human body has millions of nerves. A magus has on average twenty circuits...maybe he's on to something there...
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,601 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Shirō E.
Harry Potter and The Tournament of Doom! by bob-the-blue reviews
Sequel to Omni Law. Harry Potter must come to Hogwarts to compete in the Tri Wizard Tournament. God help us all.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P.
The False God and the Lonely God by The Sidhe reviews
Count Iblis reaches Earth and winds up encountering the last person he wants to meet.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Battlestar Galactica - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/17/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Honor Thy Masters by gabriel blessing reviews
Kenichi never really had much going for him. However, there was always one way Kenichi excelled: he was lucky in his Masters. A shame that those of Ryouzanpaku weren't the first he called his Master though.
Crossover - Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple & Bakemonogatari/化物語 - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 181,691 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 3,702 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Tainted Ideals by Stormedge reviews
In the fire that ravaged Fuyuki city, it was not Emiya Kiritsugu who saved the life of a young Shirou, but the tainted grail itself.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,590 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Shirō E.
Kitsune's Power by TheBeardedOne reviews
With a Kekkai Genkai awoken by an errant stone, Naruto must tame his new powers before he ends up hurting those he cares about.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 87,939 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Spirited Away by CoronaIgnis reviews
Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,522 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 2,719 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
Big Fish, Tiny Pond by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,290 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Naruto U., Karui
A Fairy Tale for Robots by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
What I think is a realistic take on how Orihime and Ichigo could possibly become a couple. Comments and criticism welcome.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Out of Kindness, Destruction by Lucillia reviews
An act of kindness from the wrong person at the wrong time has the potential to cause a disaster of unprecedented proportions. Being a martyr was in Naruto's blood, all he really needed was a cause.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Obito U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mischief, Lies, and Other Hazards of Parenting by Artemesia reviews
Loki has been a Prince of Asgard and a would-be conqueror of Midgard. Years after the movie, he's trying to navigate the most challenging role he's undertaken yet: a single parent in Manhattan. Juggling play dates, elite preschools, and defeating the Avengers in time to pick up his little girl, Loki finds parenting has endless challenges and unintended effects. Now with Epilogue!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,680 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Loki - Complete
The Callandor Short Fics by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
A bunch of silly fics that answer the question, 'what if Callandor was really...'
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Death of a Hero by Kinsfire reviews
What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 421 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Finding Magic by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
Early one morning, the Writer-cop duo run into a green eyed man, who seems to be interested in their discussion on whether magic exists... A little Caskett in the end.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Castle - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Harry P., Kate B. - Complete
It'd Probably Have Been Easier by Lucillia reviews
...If Young Obito had been a bit less like him. But hey, at least he got to say that he'd pranked his father.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Take No Umbridge I: As Umbridge Sees it by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry Potter discovers that his being Triwizard Champion has some unexpected benefits regarding the teaching of Madame Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Dolores U. - Complete
With Friends Like These by Lucillia reviews
There were times when Naruto used his reputation for being incredibly dense to avoid awkward conversations and/or situations. Thankfully, when it came to one issue, Sasuke believed he really was that stupid and didn't question any further.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 129 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Naruto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
The End by Lucillia reviews
Ten Years after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto has one last task to complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 133 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Kushina U. - Complete
The Uzumaki Massacre by Blood Brandy reviews
Onoki tells of the demise of the Uzumaki Clan...And all those they dragged down with them
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 162 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Ōnoki, Kurotsuchi - Complete
How Crap TV Saved the World by Lucillia reviews
A year after Dumbledore, Black, the Lupins, and Harry Potter's parents revealed themselves to still be alive after the end of the Second War, Harry decides to get his revenge on them by inviting them to Rita Skeeter's new talk show so they could reveal themselves to the world as they really were and bring themselves down. On the set, the Wizarding World gets an unexpected surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 203 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 3,972 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 4,052 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4819 - Favs: 16,632 - Follows: 15,153 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Fame by Belle's Noir reviews
Just a few weeks after his name came out the Goblet, Harry's at his lowest when an impossible creature offers him a... direction.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 309 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Tinkerbell - Complete
Shouldn't Have Said Anything by Belle's Noir reviews
Every child is told 'If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. No one realises how valuable this advice is until it's too late. An attempt at Ginny bashing. Little bit humorous but mostly just 'cause the girl annoyed me as well as the people who bash her without style. Let's see if I've got it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Tendologic by The Sage of Toads reviews
Third Place Winner of Week Three of TFF's Iron Fic and wildly requested to be made into a full story! Ranma's and Genma's first encounter with the Tendo Sisters comes with an unexpected and intensely awesome surprise... for Ranma at least.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Complete
Dying Day by Oxnate reviews
Willow was clinically dead for hours before the spell ended. Darkness. Rating for Character Death.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Complete
The Black Fae by Blood Brandy reviews
Running an evil, dark organization can be taxing, and who helps Maleficent? Pete? Oh, no, meet the evil sorceresses right hand man...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Maleficent - Complete
No Curiosity by HarnGin reviews
How different would Harry Potter's first year of school have been if the Dursleys had successfully suppressed Harry's natural curiosity? This NARRATIVE shows what could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 188 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Debt of a Sword by gabriel blessing reviews
A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,791 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 1,204 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Shirō E., No. 01/Miya A. - Complete
What if Almost Everybody was Shirou's Servant by Mereo Flere reviews
Shirou broke Heaven's Feel by accidentally summoning six servants.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,618 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Shirō E., Rider
Battle of the Century by Silently Watches reviews
Harry has dedicated his life to defeating evil wherever it may lurk, but what will he do when he and his children are put at risk? Fight with everything he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 3,023 - Follows: 624 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 3,519 - Follows: 1,346 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Short Cuts in Learning by drakensis reviews
Harry wants to be trained to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore has doubts and Moody sees an opportunity.
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Alastor M. - Complete
Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass Rewrite by Neoalfa reviews
Ron goes to Yamanouchi for six months while Kim is dating Josh Mankey, determined to step up his game. Will he make it while he has to hide his skills and his Mystical Monkey Power? Another Badass Ron story. RxYxK.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Ron S.
Harry and the Sadistic Bastard by Lucillia reviews
After Harry dies and is given the mantle of Death and the job that comes with it, he gets some on-the-job training from the Death of another universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Destination - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 126 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Thousand Years by Rhyno Holter reviews
A thousand years, Madoka. I've loved you for a thousand years. And I know that as many times as I've relived this brief stretch of time, if I were forced to keep going, I'd love you for a thousand more.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Homura A. - Complete
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4372 - Favs: 9,571 - Follows: 8,160 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 193 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
The First Guardian by Flameal Ashcrow reviews
What if Kurosaki Ichigo was a lot more curious as a child? What if this led to him having an inquisitive mind? Just how much would this change the course of history? Let's find out, shall we? - Slightly AU. Rated M for sexual content and my dirty mouth.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,555 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 265 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Soul's Light by Chengar Qordath reviews
It all started when Harry's Faerie Godmother showed up three years after Second Impact to ask him for a tiny little favor. Next thing you know, he's in Japan as a consultant to Gehirn and the Artificial Evolution Laboratory...
Crossover - Evangelion & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,822 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Shinji I., H. Dresden
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Scooby Doo and the Grimwood Girls by Blood Brandy reviews
After defeating the Witches Ghost, Shaggy and Scooby run into an old friend. A collaborative work.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo
I Am Not There by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Nobody knew what happened for sure. The township remembered the storm that had raged through their countryside. He remembered the divine wind of their savior. Contest entry for the Beast's Lair fanfiction competition.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 140 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Rin T., Sakura M. - Complete
The Problem with Homonyms by Polydicta reviews
He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong …
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Crisis of Infinite Batmans by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
In Which The Bad Guys Are So Screwed. There is a dimensional crisis brewing and only Batman can stop it. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And... you get the idea. CRACK!
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Bruce W./Batman
And then suddenly, Ninjas! by The Sage of Toads reviews
On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Avatars and Interpretations by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF! The Scoobies dress as popular comic book characters, but popular characters are always subject to personal interpretations...
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/9/2005
Knockers by Lucillia reviews
Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
The Uzumaki's Peace by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
The end of the Fourth Shinobi World War was the herald of greatness, and an era of peace and prosperity was ushered in on the shoulders of a legend. In the world of shinobi, however, nothing is ever as it seems. And five years later, all is not well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 156 - Published: 2/2/2012 - A/Fourth Raikage, Naruto U. - Complete
Of Knowing and Understanding by Mya Uzo reviews
Sometimes things just need to be done.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Much Needed Vacation by childofflameandwave reviews
Dark Lord Voldemort needed a vacation. He even had the perfect plan so that his followers would not even notice his weeklong spree. Too bad his closest horcrux resided in Harry James Potter, the "Brat-Who-Lived"!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,014 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 13,640 - Follows: 3,556 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Last Human by Ruby Sword reviews
Following Princess Bubblegum's unexpected marriage to a stranger, a seventeen year old Finn decides to move on from his heartbreak by trying to discover the truth about his heritage, and if he is, in fact, the last of his kind. Finn's POV.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,540 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,092 - Follows: 844 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Those Who Love Monsters by gabriel blessing reviews
Those who fight monsters must look to themselves that they not become monsters, for when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back into you. For Zenkichi, his response to monsters was always a little different.
Crossover - Medaka Box/めだかボックス & Bakemonogatari/化物語 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 68,542 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 316 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Titans, NO! by The Sage of Toads reviews
A slice of life series circling around a group of friends all living under one roof. These friends also happen to be superheros, who have adventures. Hijinks will ensue. Rated M for foul, foul language and ribaldry, and some violence. Read and reply!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/16/2011
A Hero by Bioweapon 155 reviews
Heroes can come from the most unlikely of places. And what is more unlikely than a Dalek trying to resurrect his dead race? Rated T for Puella Magi-ness.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,095 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Daleks, Homura A.
Awesome Gendo by Saphroneth reviews
Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Gendo I.
Anger Management by NeoRyu777 reviews
Harry was a very angry, angsty teenager in OotP. What if he had channeled it into the trial at the Ministry? Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,891 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P.
Ronnie's girl by DerLaCroix reviews
Don't we all know it - you only recognize what you had when it's gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dungeon Books by MoonTiger5 reviews
AU. What if JK Rowling and Rudyard Kipling met for tea? Harry Potter is adopted by a very different family than the Dursleys, and faces his trials from an unexpected perspective. Slytherin!Harry. Spoilers for all 7 books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P.
Cave by Lucillia reviews
What might have happened between Tom Riddle, Amy Benson, and Dennis Bishop in that cave by the sea all those years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 4,621 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 490 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 5,574 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
How to Avoid Getting Suspended by libraluvr reviews
Dash has decided he can't possibly let Danny get away with beating him up? Will he manage to get Danny kicked out of school? -Sequel to How to Piss Off Danny Fenton
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Ghost Zone Experience by Dream Trance reviews
"I'm a weatherman, not a—Good afternoon, Amity Park! This is Lance Thunder bringing you live to what looks like a ghostly tug-a-war with our own town hero, Danny Phantom, as both the rope and opposition. Anything you'd like to add, Mr. Phantom?"
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,277 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Danny F., The Box Ghost
How to Piss Off Danny Fenton by libraluvr reviews
"I don't have to know you well to know how to piss you off."- Dash is trying to piss Danny off. Can Danny take it? Or will he snap?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 213 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Diplomatic Relations by Stormedge reviews
Tsukune Aono, wizard extraordinaire, has a mission: Attempt to prove that peace between the hostile Youkai and magic communities is possible. The only way to achieve this? Attend a boarding school for monsters.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,090 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 6,160 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Bloodsucker by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
A few misconceptions causes the student population of Casper High to take a guess at the mystery that is Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 468 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Real Skill by fringeperson reviews
Don't own. Oneshot. Consider the skill-set of the ninja in relation to their profession. Big, flashy jutsu and in-your-face martial arts has never been what they really did. They are the shadows. Behold: Naruto has NINJA skills.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 343 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Muzzled by Velkyn Karma reviews
Santoryuu has a few other advantages, although it's funny how often nobody sees them coming. Completely random story-set pondering. Set pre-timeskip. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Zoro, Usopp - Complete
Hell by Lucillia reviews
An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 126 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Chronicles of the Chosen Three: Unholy Triforce by Seldavia reviews
Why is the most sacred icon in Hyrule's history seen as a curse mark? Why is Princess Zelda being held in a tower by her uncle and forbidden from practicing magic? What will happen when two other Bearers come to the castle, asking dangerous questions?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,605 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Zelda, Ganondorf
Just a bit Old Fashioned by Godogma reviews
Xander feeling abandoned by his friends realizes that Buffy isn't the only Summers girl that can make you crash a skateboard.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,205 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Xander H.
Anything and Everything by Nugar reviews
AU It finally happened. Hinata was made heir to the clan, and Hanabi was going to be sealed. Desperate, she promises anything and everything to any man or being who can give her freedom. The Kyubi answers, and a deal is made.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,784 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hanabi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
I Put On My Robe And Wizard Hat by Ol'Velsper reviews
On the eve of the Fourth Grail War, several parties decide to change their battle plans. Now Shirou Urobuchi must try to survive in a world of Magi. He will do it for the lawls.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 158,175 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Shirō E., Archer - Complete
Boutoku no Naruto by Thanathos reviews
We all know that Naruto is famous for his use of the Kage Bunshin, the jutsu he learned from the Forbidden Scroll. But what if things had been different? What if Naruto had chosen a different jutsu to learn, a darker one? What would happen then?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U.
The Golden Curse by Insane. Certifiably reviews
The golden power of the goddesses, the Triforce, was the greatest blessing they ever bestowed upon Hyrule and the worst curse that could ever be imagined.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Dresden: Agent of NERV by Yuffiek666 reviews
Sometimes when you get a mysterious death, you need to send in a specialist. When that specialist is Harry Dresden, and he's sent to looking into the goings on of Tokyo-3, there's no telling what might happen.
Crossover - Evangelion & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,853 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Understanding by AbstractError reviews
Szayel Aporro Granz,' the Octava said, graciously brushing his pink tresses off his forehead. 'Here to shake, rock, adapt, and, more pointedly, electrify your world.'
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 76 - Words: 340,495 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Szayelaporro G., K. Urahara
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,094 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Magical Beginnings by Blood Brandy reviews
A set of first chapters for Harry Potter Stories. The first steps of many different journeys,some inspired by others, some of my own design. If enough people like a certain one, I may continue it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,703 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Harry P.
First Taste by Lucillia reviews
Naruto's first trip to Ichiraku Ramen had not been with Iruka or the Third Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Asking by writingmonkey10 reviews
"Ask me," his silence begged. "Ask me what's wrong." A one shot based on Funvee's 'Thunder Wars'
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/9/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5552 - Favs: 14,127 - Follows: 15,578 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Obito's Reincarnation? by Lucillia reviews
Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Beyond the Silver Chair of Night by drakensis reviews
"Who presumes to summon Yin Luang, Seventh Sage of the Perfected Lotus, Champion of Rockfell, Master of the House of Unnecessary Violence. Sunblinder, Deathslayer, Demonrider and Child of the Burning Moon?" Exalted crossover
Crossover - White Wolf & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,954 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 171 - Published: 12/28/2010
The Night Santa Claus Saved Iron Man by Marie Nomad reviews
A Stark Industries Christmas party has been attacked by armed men and Tony is helpless. The only one who can save the day is... Santa Claus?
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
A Different Kind of Immortality by Legendary Legacy reviews
Not all forms of Immortality are created equal. Unfortunately for Keitaro, he's ended up with one of the more...frustrating kinds.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,137 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Keitaro U.