What can be said about me that hasn't already been said? Well, for starters, I'm a down-right cheeky bastard. I very much enjoy messing with people and it gives me great pleasure to see (or read or hear) them get so angry at me while I laugh and enjoy a martini. I don't write very much, but when I do write, it's usually as messed up as me. I typically get carried away with most everything I do. I have read (and own) all of the Harry Potter books and enjoy them greatly. I also LOVE the Lord of the Rings. My favorite books, ever! I love elves.

My name is Aidan Halfelven. True story.

I like to write to Mayor McCheese to ask for some free cheeseburgers, but for some reason, I never get a response. Damn you, Mayor McCheese! You have deprived me of my free cheeseburgers for far too long! You'll get your comeuppance soon!

For the record: I'm a guy.

I am planning on continuing And Now for Something Completely Sueish. I know, I know, it's been over a years since I last updated, but hey! That's life, right?