~$!OH YeS!FeeL MY PerversitY!$~

My name is Marilyn.

I am an official New Orleans resident (and victim, as of recently).

I looooove slash, romance, and vampire stories.

My favorite books:

Tithe, Valiant, Memnoch the Devil and the Phantom of the Opera.

My favorite movies:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Invader ZIM, The Incredibles, Harry Potter 1, 2, 3, and 4, the Brothers Grimm, and Alice in Wonderland. There’s really soooo many more that I could list but I’m not going to...

My favorite characters:

Draco, Harry, Jacob Grimm, David, the Mirror Queen, Lucius, Zim, Dib, Grima Wormtongue, the Cheshire Cat, Syndrome, the Phantom, and Darth Maul.

My best friends:

Leesa, Sarah,and Ben.

Crushies:

Ben, Garrison, Darth Maul, Severus Snape, Jacob Grimm, Grima Wormtongue (Intelligence! An accent! Ultra darkness! What’s not to love?), Gerard Way, Jacob Grimm, Bert McCracken,Draco, Rath Roiben Rye, DDF and Syndrome (because he’s cute, funny and I LURRRRVE his hair!).

My favorite pairings:

Harry/Draco, Harry/Snape, Snape/Draco, Mikey/Gerard, Ville/Bam,Zim/Dib, Charlie/WillyWonka, Dib/Zim, Zim/Gaz, Sparrow/Norrington, DDF/Elizabeth, Edward/OC, Edward/Kim, Kaye/Roiben, Grimm/Grimm Val/Ravus and Violet/Syndrome.

My favorite bands:

My Chemical Romance, The Used and Mindless Self Indulgence, among many others.

My favorite quotes:

“Get the gay out! Smite the rainbow from your heart! Go out and kill wild deer…”-Nadia, Seducing Severus Snape

“…………REEM-US! You know, I never really knew how fun that was to say!”- Nadia, Seducing Severus Snape

“In fact, everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible. But that, my friends, is called cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most parts of society.”-Willy Wonka, CATCF

“Oh no...Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl…and got biz-ay!”-Syndrome, The Incredibles

“I can't believe we left the party so soon! And there was so much wine to spit around the place!”-Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred

“Taking Granger’s Virgin Lips, Feel My Perversity and Operation: Lay Lupin? What the hell have you been doing in class?”-my teacher, Ms. Squatte, during school

“Son, I’m Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?”-Jack Sparrow, POTC

“But why is the rum gone?”-Jack Sparrow, POTC

“I’m Syndrome, your nemesis and...oh, brilliant.”-Syndrome, The Incredibles

“I felt that, you sick little..”-Hermione “What? What did you feel?”-Ron “I felt your...perversity!”-Hermione and Ron,Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset

“Well, I would have had the initials for ‘baby sitter” put on, but then I would have been walking around with (gestures to shirt) a giant ‘BS’ and you don’t understand about how I couldn’t have had that….”-Syndrome, The Incredibles

“You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not YOUR fault?”-Zim, Invader ZIM

“Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!”-Zim, Invader ZIM

“Good morning, starshine! The Earth says hello!”-Willy Wonka, CATCF

“Well, it’s a good thing you’re going to a chocolate factory then, you little…”-Grandpa George, CATCF

Well, as you all probably have heard if you watch the -shudders- news, then you will know that most of Louisiana and various other places are being destroyed by Hurricane Katrina.Including my house.So, seeing how I live in New Orleans, I had to move to a tiny shack in Baton Rouge, where there is absolutely zero internet connection and the neighborhood around it should be called Junkville, USA. So I can't post a story very soon. Sorry luvs.

-Marilyn-