It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.

“As a Cullen you were born with certain—endowments—that dispose you to success with women. But, there is a beauty in sex which, if you grew to appreciate it—an art which, if you commited to learning it—would bring you such pleasure as mortals never know"

Bella gets pregnant...what will happen? ENDED.

Starts on pg 101 of BD - but Bella doesn't get pregnant on Isle Esme. Yes, it's been done a lot, but this isn't like the others. This is an insert between the honeymoon and Bella getting pregnant. And with none of that 'fade to back' stuff! no offense SM!

One night Bella is bored so Edward, and Bella play a game of truth or dare. but poor charlie is trying to sleep, but Bella just won't let him. Way better then it sounds, promise. EXB

Full-blooded vampires are born, not made and what vampire babies needs to be able to grow is breast milk and there for every vampire have their own breast-feeder. This is the story about Edward and his personal breast-feeder Bella and their life. -mature- -lactating fetish- -Possessive-ward-

Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.

Bella is a tattoo artist is Seattle, she has a addiction to all things sex. Edward just moved to Seattle with his sisters and is into the tattoo scene even though his body is bare. Rated M for language, lemons/sexual references, etc.

One time, no matter how hot or sexy was not enough. We both knew it. So he made me an offer I couldn't refuse. For the next year my body would belong to Edward R Cullen; the billionaire, the genius, the sex addict and the married man. How did I get here and why don't I want to leave?

Bella has finally givin up her V-card, and her mom makes her see a gynecologists for the first time. Everything's fine until Dr. Cullen the new gynecologists gives her a accidental orgasm. Updated. Bella never got the chance to make another appointment, and finds herself hundreds of miles away from her good doctor. But alls not lost when a new professor shows up. A/U OOC.

He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

Bella becomes a famous singer with a band and they are vampires. What happens if the Cullens are at one of the concerts?

What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. Alice & Rosalie take Bella out for one last hurra before she marries Mike. Emmett and Jasper take Edward to celebrate his divorce from Tanya. What happens after the Grey Goose flows? AH/M/Canon. On temp. hiatus 7/12/13

Desperate to taste-unable to deny. A defective vampire-a deceptive human girl. Monster and man discovers primal urges he never knew existed. Can it ever be enough? To drink her is completion, to touch her is , ExB OOC,Canon pairs

The night takes an unexpected turn and Rosalie gets pregnant. Read & review !

When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.

Bella was pregnant and had 2 daughters Carlie and renesmee, but now its time for them to start High-School. Not good at summery, But give me a chance.

AH/AU, OOC Bella is a famous actress and Edward is a host of a late night talk show. What do they whisper to each other when they greet each other on stage?

While Bella's asleep Edward finds her Journal. From reading her Journal he finds himself and a side of Bella he has never known, once titled "So many fantasies so little time". SET AFTER NEW MOON BEFORE ECLIPSE

Bella is rich and moving to Forks, what will happen?

Edward Cullen is a bookworm; a complete and total sexy, nerd. So what will happen when Bella Swan a notorious party girl is his new roommate? Sparks will fly! Full summary inside.

What if Bella and Edward did have sex in the meadow at the end of Eclipse? What if Bella became pregnant... what if the pregnancy was as it should be, normal? POST ECLIPSE ExB Fluff Normal pairings. I love reviews

Cullens are hunting for the weekend and Emmett gets to babysit Bella. He has a list of 10 activities planned for the weekend. Features Alcohol, vibrators, pole dancing, Emmett wearing a bra, fake orgasms and a very drunk Bella .

What happens when Mike kisses Bella and Edward walks in? He hits them both!*All human*

Alice and Rosalie are going to Paris, Carlisle and Esme are traveling, Edward and Bella have to go to Phoenix because Renee and Phil are ill.. Who is left to watch Renesmee? Jasper and Emmett. Nessie is having her period, growing up.. Rated K .

Bella Swan was dropped of at a Forks Adoption Center when she was six. The cullens come in one day looking for a child. Everyone gains a Daughter or Sister. As Bella grows will Edward gain more?

Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!

Sequel to The Good & The Bad. Follow Bella & Edward as they mend their relationship &start their new lives in LA. Old friends & new enemies make life more interesting. With Twilight Records blossoming, Bella &Edward find their niche in the music industry.

It's 4 years after Edward leaves Bella. There are no werewolves. Bella & Jake were never more than friends. Bella has grown up, graduated from College, has a boyfriend & is moving back to Seattle to attend Law School when her path crosses Edward's. EPOV

Bella is hired as a photographer to do a photo feature on the cocky, playboy tennis pro Edward Cullen. Bella is determined to resist his charms, but Edward can't seem to leave her alone. Does love really mean nothing in tennis? Slightly OOC, AH. Rated M

Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.

It's Environment Week at Forks High School. What happens when Mr. Banner decides to take the school camping to celebrate? Rated T just to be safe.

NM - Edward left Bella pregnant. 50 years later, Nessie has grown and Bella is a vampire and leader of the Swan Coven which includes Melinda, William, Sophie, and Alexander. When both covens collide, what happens. What will Bella choose?

Alice is a new comer in the fashion world. Bella is one of the masters. What will happen when Bella chooses Alice to do a photoshoot with her with lots of touching and kissing. Rated M. A/B AH

Bella and Alice meet at their boarding school, as dormates. What happens when they fall for each other? Femmeslash AU/AH

Bella works at a child care center and Edward is the single dad she falls in love with

Sequel to Alone: When Edward returns to Bella after being gone for many months, he hopes she will just run into his arms. But that isn't the case at all. All Edward wants is to be with Bella and their son. But will Bella ever let him?

this story is about edward leaving but bella getting pregnant and rose and alice come back and help with the baby

AU/AH OOC Bad girl Bella Swan takes on a challenging bet to turn Edward, resident golden boy, to the dark side. Can one bet turn into a life time of love? Lemons and adult situations. Better Summary inside. Collab w/Luvrofink and Chartwilightmom

Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC

What if Bella was the first one to join Carlisle after he became a vampire. More importantly, what if she was his daughter? The timeline starts in the late 1800's

Emmett and Rosalie are high school sweethearts. but what happens when Rose gets pregnant and leaves the baby with Emmett? and what happens when Emmett runs into rosalie years later and she's a model/fashion designer and she's engaged! read and find out!

Edward left Bella and Alice is there to fill the gap. Bella's first time. Lemon. Oneshot.

Bella at 25 yrs old is already a sucessful Assistant Executive on the Cullen Corporation. But here's the thing she orgasms 200 times day. Read as she venture on the corporate world and onto the heart of non other than Edward Cullen.

Bella talks to Nessie about a certain thing called sex. Lemony Drop. Language. Sex. and oneshot. BEWARE.

When Edward leaves in New Moon, he doesn't know that Bella is pregnant, now 80 years later, he meets Bella and her children, as famous singers. Will they accept Edward and his family or reject them forever? Finishing it for CallieCullen13

Edward has just left Bella in New Moon and instead of Bella staying in the woods she heads for the Cullen Family house. This is where Carlisle finds her. Carlisle and Bella - Father and Daughter fluff. Sorry I suck at Summaries.

Bella goes to college to meet new people, but her roommate turns out to be Alice Cullen, one of the "popular girls" at Forks High. Alice and Bella become best friends, but then Bella meets Alice's twin, Edward, first Forks, now Dartmouth's biggest player.

What happens if instead of Edward calling Bella's house to see if shes still alive, he comes to see for himself? E/B. Now Complete.

I never knew that things could change this much. That I'd be the one to deal with drugs, alcohol and all those other teen problems. Or falling in and out of love with the same boy for the past 16 years. But time does change. And so do people...

15 years after Edward left Bella got changed and now shes in a coven of 5. What happens when she is a famous singer and she is at one of her conserts and the Cullens are there? T for language

Sequel to Not What She Seems. Bella and Edward have been searching for their daughter for years, looking in every country. But when they have their "wedding" Tanya and her clan come to visit bringing a certain someone. Rated T for language.

Bella, we need to go see Carlisle. You're still sick.""The treatment is working, Edward," I insisted firmly though tears were blinding me. "It has to be working. We've got no other options. If it doesn't work, I am going to die. It has to work." ALL HUMAN

Edward and Rose cheat on Bella and Emmett. Will Bella fall for Emmett?

Bella Swan is diagnosed with melanoma, the same cancer her dad has. They battled the cancer together for six months untill her father died. Now the only person she has left is her best friend Edward Cullen. Full summary inside. All human.

Carlisle is fed up with his spoiled rotten teens, so he makes them all get jobs.....will they make it? This is set after Breaking Dawn. From different POV's. ON HIATUS

Nessie's 17th birthday is coming up and right now she's wondering about her relationship with Jacob.

Set after New Moon. Edward has been back with Bella for a month now. Bella was raped when Edward left. And not only are the nightmares affecting her life, but something else is affecting her as well...she just doesn't know it yet. Rated M dark themes.

Sometime after Twilight, Edward starts abusing Bella. Bella runs to Jacob for help but what happens when Sam imprints on her after she already promised herself she wouldn't fall in love again. Will Bella follow her heart and break the promise?

In the Cullen house its hard to keep secrets. But, Emmett somehow managed to keep something very important away from Edward. All is good, until one unfaithful night happened were everything came crashing down.

Bella was not much for tattoos. Or piercings. So how is it she ended up with three tattoos and an irate boyfriend covered in them who's dying to give her another? Can he con her into getting a piercing she hates as well as ink like his? Lemons Big Time!

Edward and Bella have been friends since they were young. They move into an apartment together for college. This is their journey through their freshman year. Watch them fall in love with each other, one day at a time. ALL HUMAN! BXE!

The whole Cullen family has left Bella. Charlie has gone abusive, and rapes her almost every night. All she has left is a girl name Rain who taught her how to cut herself, be anorexic, and do drugs. Can she get out of this train wreck?

Sequel to But What About Me. Edward and Bella had their own prombles. Now it's Karson and Skylar turn to over come their own.

Esme and Carlisle adopt five kids. Rosalie,Emmett,Alice,Jasper and Edward. They both learn that parenting is never easy. Set when all five of them are just eight years old. Very funny! Please review.! Story is better than summary.!

Bella was raped when she was living with her mom. But this rapist isn't just another drunk guy, its Edward Cullen. What happen when Bella goes lives with her dad, and Edward knows Bella is the girl he almost killed that night he when crazy! Edward & Bella

Edward and Bella met in an orphanage, both having tragic pasts and lost families. They bond sharing a room, and eventually get adopted, never to see each other again. Or so they thought. Review please, AH, OOC

A huge huge huge crackfic! This is not serious, this was all done in fun! Now that my disclaimer is out of the way, did you know that you can have orgasms while giving birth? Neither did Edward. AU AH dirty disturbing lemons inside One-shot

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

Bella and Alice are the daughters of famous Fashion designer Esme Cullen and famous brain surgeon Carlisle Cullen.What happens when the Cullens Recieve a threatening letter and Carlisle Decides to get the girls bodyguards.Who will these bodyguards be?

A short one shot for mother's day. Alice drags Daddy Edward and Renesmee out shopping. Nessie finds something special to celebrate a special day. Very short, cute one-shot. R&R

Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R

Edward broke down all boundaries and slept with Bella. Her birthday party happens and he leaves. 2 months later Bella finds out she is pregnant. Will Edward ever find out? How does Bella deal with a baby? Much better then summary. I promise. *COMPLETE*

Bella is pregnant and wants to keep the baby, but how does Edward feel?

Bella made a mistake of seducing Edward and now has to suffer the consequences of being pregnant. Will this incident cause true love between the two? What happens when Jacob and Jessica come in the picture? BellaxEdward

Not attack of my Best Friend Forever. Bad Fan Fiction! Cliches common to the Twilight fanfic world unite. Is Bella in love with Jasper or Edward? Is it all just about sex? Will Alice stop shopping? Will Jasper break knives trying to cut himself? Read on.

Edward's thoughts get the better of him and then Bella walks in...

Edward takes Bella’s bet of not being able to kiss her for a full day seriously, can Bella last a full day? Can Edward? Oneshot Edward/Bella

A night alone with Edward in the empty Cullen house!

What happens when Bella sudenly leaves while the Cullens hunt. Who is this Lilian girl and why does she call Bella "Mommy". Read and find out. Sorry I suck at summaries. R&R

This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!

The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.

My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.

sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R

It's Bella's Time of the month. She takes a shower. Edward shows up. Singing songs and breaking down bathroom doors...The other chapters are short funny stories involving Harry Potter, Wands and a teddy bear. I just added a new chapter on 5/7/08 YAY!

Alice has a vision two months after the wedding that has everyone puzzled. Big and unexpected twists. It gets better as it goes on. The story is better than I can describe. R&R

just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!