moronicathide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Bleach. Most of the writing that I will do will most likely be of crack pairings. So, just expect that. I don't really care if you do not like them at all. I know many other readers and precious crack! writers appreciate them a lot. So if you don't like, don't comment. If you hate, don't comment. If you feel uncomfortable about it, don't comment. Or, you know, go ahead and do so. I could always use a good laugh. :D Since I am a sarcastic and sadistic prick, and I like making people angry if you confront me. So have that in mind when writing a flame. I have another thing to say. Concerning updates, some of them might be late, and I apologize for that. I am currently taking dual college courses in high school and it is very difficult balancing that and my actual normal high school life. Thanks for understanding. NEW STORIES TO BE ADDED I will be adding a KenpachiXOrihime story later on this month. (I hope. I can never seem to get myself to complete my promises.) That is all. I'll be updating my UlquiHime story later. Toodlez~ |
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Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,307 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 2,810 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 7/16/2006 - [Kimimaro K., Sakura H.]
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Pink Doesn't Suit You by ilovemybishies87 reviews
.:REVAMPED:. Orihime blushed, embarrassed. “I’m sorry, Szayel Aporro-san. I wasn’t expect--I mean, I thought you were Ulquiorra.” SzayelHimeUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,029 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Orihime I., Szayelaporro G.
As Far As Innocence Goes by Zwei Shonagon reviews
In another world, the Third Hokage is a little bit more creative. Uchiha Itachi isn't sure he appreciates this creativity as he finds himself staring at his fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. He's doubly suspicious when he finds himself, quite coincidentally of course, the instructor of Team 8. AU Political Itachi-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Divinity by tranquilwriter reviews
AU. ItaHina. Slight NejiHina. "A savage place! as holy and enchanted As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover!" -Kubla Khan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 324,111 - Reviews: 1855 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Ribs by Occult Medicine reviews
My version of the scene when Freddie jumps into the crowd of girls in iStart a Fanwar. Sam POV - Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Smile by hime's-unmentionables reviews
He wasn't exactly known for calm, rational thought.Not like she was, even with her blasted smiles. Her irritating, polite, infuriating, gentle smiles. She was, always had been, so infuriatingly calm.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
Glass Houses by Keitorin Asthore reviews
In order to create an alliance between the Earth Kingdom and the Fire Nation after the end of the war, the king orders a girl of noble blood to marry the Fire Lord. But how do Toph and Zuko feel about this? After all, no one asked them. Toko, Maiko, Tokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,458 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Toph, Zuko
Smiley Face Poem by Abraxas Qlippoth reviews
A poem, written off the cuff, after failing to complete about 400 games of Minesweeper.
Minesweeper - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
Katara by TheAlchemist'sDaughter reviews
Sokka has plenty of reasons to hate his sister
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
Savior of the Blind and Broken by AkaYukiBloodySnow reviews
Hinata gets captured by Akatsuki. Itachi gives her a drug that blinds her. Her mysterious saviour from the men of Akatsuki is a man named Kisame, whom she cannot see, but begins to trust completely, maybe even more than just trust, maybe....love? KisaHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,047 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Endless Daylight by Princess Bertha reviews
A few years after Breaking Dawn, Leah has to start dealing with her emotions. As she gets closer to Jacob, and befriends Rosalie and Alice, can she start accepting her changing life and relationships? Blackwater!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,766 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Dear MrJournal by wolfrun1 reviews
Itachi's dead. Sasuke's fine with that. But when Tobi gives him an old diary, will he still be fine? What happened to Itachi? Why did he turn his back on Sasuke? The truth is revealed with three misspelled words: "Deer Mr.Jurnal". Don't worry, its funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
on the other side of the computer by amie.stargazer reviews
Hinata gets her first IM account with Ino's help. While trying to message one of Ino's friends, Sakura she makes a mistake and ends up talking to someone else. AU, kinda OOC, main sasuhina, some shikaten nejitema naruino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 39,723 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Only a Dream by Greenzaku reviews
I can lend my heart to her, if only for a night each time. By sunrise she forgets...she must forget! I am Shuuhei, her wildest fantasy, and nothing more than a dream. Shuuhei x Orihime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Orihime I., Shuuhei H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,046 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lucky Substitutes by Mikami reviews
Shinji x Orihime. Experimental oneshot. Orihime discovers that sometimes being ditched at the cafe isn't as bad as it seems, especially after an encounter with a certain blonde Vizard.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Orihime I., Shinji H. - Complete
Byakuya: He or she? by Greenzaku reviews
Yachiru has a burning question for Renji. What's his captain's sex?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Stuffy Noses by Meruhen Wind reviews
Because prodigies, especially Uchiha ones, don't get stuffy noses. A childish Sasuke x Hinata story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,579 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life of Detriment by kc-archive reviews
Juugo & Sakura. Sasuke was lonely, too, he realized. Karin was lonely. Suigetsu was lonely. That girl with pink hair had been lonely. But he was the loneliest of them all, and this loneliness drove them to their own ends of madness, in a way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Juugo, Sakura H. - Complete
Laundry Day by juliagulia1017 reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke is unintentionally exposed to one of Hinata's little secrets. It's only fair that he reveal one of his own. SasuHina, because that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it. Uh huh, uh huh. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Beating Heart by Hawthorn7 reviews
grimmjowXorihime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Sweet Sensations by melancholy.LOVER reviews
When Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki while running away from Konoha. They take her hostage and change her life forever! If it was meant to be this way then... why does it feel so wrong?[ItachiXSakura]Epilogue Completed!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,456 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wallow by Optimus Prima reviews
Jet wouldn't have minded dying at Lake Laogai. Sadly for everyone involved, however, he lived. Crippled, Jet wallows in his own sorrow until two unlikely visitors come to see him. [Oneshot, Jetcentric, hints of JetToph if you squint]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Jet, Toph - Complete
In This Twilight by Dark Renegade reviews
Last chapter!: IshiHime. Each chapter features a different couple, but yet each chapter is essential to the dark tale that places Orihime as the catalyst. Rated M for swearing, violence, and sexual situations
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,643 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
You Can't Take Me by Stormdragon6 reviews
Sakura knew and trusted nothing when she was stolen in the night for the sole purpose of being Akatsuki's favored plaything. The days are dark, the ever-present eyes on her watchful, and her determination to return home and spite her kidnappers neverending. But Akatsuki could have no way of knowing that...until she escapes. Fourshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,296 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sakura H.
Possession and Lover by Mini-Chobi reviews
HidanHina To Hidan, she was his possession, and he was her possessor, and she should be happy with that. To Hinata, he was her lover, and she his, and he should be happy with that. How wrong they both are. ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
The Dragon and the Princess reviews
..:His eyes traveled over her face. She was smiling at him even after she was damned to be with him for eternity.:.. AU UlquiHime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra